於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。448Please respect copyright.PENANAPseQjxSaox
醫生:「我真係要入去?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAwj1rX6LzIF
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAgXwpcgRWTo
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAVeYkrDgd1a
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」448Please respect copyright.PENANArgbUdr09ag
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAQxduS6jdQu
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」448Please respect copyright.PENANA35OxF4vzrc
醫生:「唔係…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAanxbJQHJQ5
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。448Please respect copyright.PENANAHluw8zIxVg
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」448Please respect copyright.PENANALHa6UQK4Xn
我:「唔該…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAGE43o335w4
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAQLsToG7DK5
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAh54nWbjjpp
醫生:「…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAu1NnZ8PFF7
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。448Please respect copyright.PENANAlQ9JAokteX
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。448Please respect copyright.PENANAI413WJBRIP
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAqMQZssYbPh
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAC17XyX28YK
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAK7i3ltntzp
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAp0VOuhmsuk
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAdE3QzRH3gQ
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAYv7QY8auwa
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。448Please respect copyright.PENANAQ94UCaelqK
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」448Please respect copyright.PENANADLL7ETs6UI
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAVPxUhSvD9A
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAdGWXLDtyja
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」448Please respect copyright.PENANARjbTESWAu7
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAvon1xb4UOK
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」448Please respect copyright.PENANARbgZBZMWsj
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。448Please respect copyright.PENANAc3K7aHVtfX
醫生:“…”448Please respect copyright.PENANA7xHVZEYAjm
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”448Please respect copyright.PENANAYEUrvghN8f
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”448Please respect copyright.PENANAEXYT6vryWz
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”448Please respect copyright.PENANAWPeY0lCak9
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”448Please respect copyright.PENANAulrdcvgqA3
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”448Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4tO1805ei
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。448Please respect copyright.PENANAQre75dVC7y
醫生:“…”448Please respect copyright.PENANAlcM6z6rRVi
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。448Please respect copyright.PENANA4SKeoGNwfp
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAckhAbyEHhL
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAgsqZpRIc4q
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAO9fojz70cW
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAQu2JxIVfzs
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」448Please respect copyright.PENANALohzAuiahM
我:「無所謂呀。」448Please respect copyright.PENANApM2iCSDvWl
店員:「完全…無所謂?」448Please respect copyright.PENANApYbR68xIDb
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。448Please respect copyright.PENANAcM6gcmXep5
醫生:「…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAXFomJbJvFY
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」448Please respect copyright.PENANA7YEDRolpvB
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。448Please respect copyright.PENANAkjDjpkFFCr
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。448Please respect copyright.PENANAt366DaCQsT
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAmx5Zr9G21D
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAoT9tIB8Tfc
醫生:「吓,點解?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAS2q66AyYIR
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」448Please respect copyright.PENANAnxgLwmqVXd
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」448Please respect copyright.PENANA9rqHhe2WwD
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAfEEYGcEpFr
醫生:「嗱…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAb4LqwTv6aK
我:「戴邊個好呀?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAl53KJrcVVy
醫:「無所謂…」448Please respect copyright.PENANACVBjRanIvf
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。448Please respect copyright.PENANAsmR5zdbQAx
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAbTwKQWx9Qd
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」448Please respect copyright.PENANATMl3qYJvCk
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAPURNIEfmS9
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」448Please respect copyright.PENANADyyTrZq7jT
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」448Please respect copyright.PENANADFlNwhssY4
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。448Please respect copyright.PENANAcKsasWKMcR
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAkGJ03VqWRB
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAm1vZSJz6sT
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAgeb5aHUsDN
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAXcLaZN2GoZ
醫生:「點當呀?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAetFMCnbx9K
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAYRF2EFBMA7
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAsMctXZcqF2
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAiKeWJoKGU0
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」448Please respect copyright.PENANALISggYMLjC
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAZwz8ppJs4A
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」448Please respect copyright.PENANA3X4vz5josU
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」448Please respect copyright.PENANA148O0szL2r
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAVaCBPvvhE4
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAjAUMLc3EAq
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。448Please respect copyright.PENANAoJb6Dffvn7
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」448Please respect copyright.PENANArZVfxph1QC
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAOL06vjTmIB
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAWMGDw2p4OE
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAilp3tQNmL3
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAy6TwgjtCId
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」448Please respect copyright.PENANA7YxbFwEWVU
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAm0C1txkfwB
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAa6Sn2dESxq
醫生:「咁…咁…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAQuIbX6q1Ey
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAPHqNtJIqgs
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」448Please respect copyright.PENANA6hzl5SC120
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAoKglgTt1TO
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAkOLzG4XGCH
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」448Please respect copyright.PENANANcIBG9Lfeo
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAZYWzcfzZ40
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAj1fLe6BCho
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAxKNwtNMAsx
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAGsAQwzyAO9
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」448Please respect copyright.PENANASfpDN7QvSe
我:「嗯。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAhgx4nCfbEs
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAodhzez4RHu
我:「嗯。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAYkFBVOkqXu
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」448Please respect copyright.PENANA90E7B89mOy
我:「一半一半掛…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAJNcoqrSh1d
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAljbidL7hUc
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAbvM493KkEJ
醫生:「至少我唔係…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAz0Qp0kMNyI
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」448Please respect copyright.PENANA4tQm7KxVIb
醫生:「…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAsSVMsAYoRr
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」448Please respect copyright.PENANANuIgV7t6fK
醫生:「無喎。」448Please respect copyright.PENANA8cIofGpqtO
我:「咁都無?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAIMqGBmw4Vz
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAIFZQtuIK2u
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAOIXSiOx4SH
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」448Please respect copyright.PENANA3VCzP4cU7y
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」448Please respect copyright.PENANA8a7eu8PrwR
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAEzsmFIMAW0
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」448Please respect copyright.PENANArO00T9Sasl
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAMj6ktm0YTn
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAtXy53wLrCj
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAWxQdb3hVlH
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAX0Tc03pg0x
醫生:「係呀…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAVASgOROwHG
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」448Please respect copyright.PENANAuENT7MS9TV
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAym9q5tVCHx
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAecXLJeZ4Jp
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAg3C0AzEUeo
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」448Please respect copyright.PENANA7QKtBjMDI2
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAu9oJmgLhs6
我:「你話喺床上面?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAeTNGQEF2uZ
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAhM8nIByjOt
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAMjN9LVGi5d
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAtm2bZcP6wc
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」448Please respect copyright.PENANA42nApRq9ZW
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAKmxgjj4w5Q
我:「你繼續講先啦。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAjZNI5cB2dQ
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAfCLulefazD
我:「咁點解散嘅?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAROkx2I9pGp
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAcaZUA4dwMD
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAKkDrdTsm4L
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAlCOOd3jiJZ
我:「噢…」448Please respect copyright.PENANABb5TFQfqEg
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAs6PuleIhAc
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAALBtRq8r7p
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。448Please respect copyright.PENANANPkSSoS10f
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAS0s5BfLKZx
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAMDxi8gZGmT
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。448Please respect copyright.PENANA7SSQK2jGGk
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAtXDPOsxgpm
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」448Please respect copyright.PENANA6WHNKylhgn
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」448Please respect copyright.PENANABRPBiiN9kq
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」448Please respect copyright.PENANALCkrwjHYlc
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAVNuyHUc7R8
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」448Please respect copyright.PENANA2KUWS6k8iP
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」448Please respect copyright.PENANAAeWtP3hEpX
醫生:「問囉。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAL51WMGA0zV
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」448Please respect copyright.PENANAnkgWpjzVTS
醫生:「唔呃…」448Please respect copyright.PENANAGufu4pOEwp