於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。518Please respect copyright.PENANAvZYDBYuWKM
醫生:「我真係要入去?」518Please respect copyright.PENANALzXuJqAGbg
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」518Please respect copyright.PENANA0MZDMdj5lb
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAwKnwRLXrZy
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAgAGbGFgt33
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAW9iWjNJsBm
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAlpiroLLrlK
醫生:「唔係…」518Please respect copyright.PENANApWv2CcK8gv
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。518Please respect copyright.PENANA7upan2YaX3
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」518Please respect copyright.PENANALdeaO71P07
我:「唔該…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAEUqdMD05Yj
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAezQrcFdrS0
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAY2hhskv6CK
醫生:「…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAbfuHEwEgMe
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。518Please respect copyright.PENANAxy2m9iHAYl
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。518Please respect copyright.PENANAXGo6ae6rB3
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」518Please respect copyright.PENANATU72r42xuL
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAasXpldYufo
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAqtCJ5HIkDk
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAtQoUM2U8dk
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAytOzIIxbFW
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAwru7NUoKxJ
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。518Please respect copyright.PENANAJNcSvwezdf
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」518Please respect copyright.PENANArvsRtStFKB
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAFFuv1LR0OE
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAXUYTqtzJXv
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」518Please respect copyright.PENANA3ef8honyDe
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4dWbQwpi6
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAOFUkHQA6KG
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。518Please respect copyright.PENANAoFWiz2feWL
醫生:“…”518Please respect copyright.PENANAZBBgcyucIG
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”518Please respect copyright.PENANAa7b4fItiOF
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”518Please respect copyright.PENANAz6lxmQHwEp
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”518Please respect copyright.PENANAXL0twVntep
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”518Please respect copyright.PENANAfZ9BlSTTlx
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”518Please respect copyright.PENANANleqUX5iM5
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。518Please respect copyright.PENANAbikZl74g3y
醫生:“…”518Please respect copyright.PENANAYdgweX3uJ9
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。518Please respect copyright.PENANAosvJcIFIgP
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAKDR2VICPbA
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAFm4SGsVMBe
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」518Please respect copyright.PENANA1dhsZajbVm
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAVTtquRU4I7
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」518Please respect copyright.PENANARoy7qPiG62
我:「無所謂呀。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAXL4m9vRNce
店員:「完全…無所謂?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAuLdDRF5RUf
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。518Please respect copyright.PENANAfxpXhfSdp7
醫生:「…」518Please respect copyright.PENANA3KtrILYGpL
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」518Please respect copyright.PENANASixg7FL7gT
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。518Please respect copyright.PENANANgc4AD76ar
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。518Please respect copyright.PENANAQXudXSVptZ
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAQh69zqYIvd
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAuGFxwA4MBu
醫生:「吓,點解?」518Please respect copyright.PENANA2Fc5EZ3xfK
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」518Please respect copyright.PENANAjhfkdXhfNw
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」518Please respect copyright.PENANADSQWWSTfel
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAwnsEZpb9sI
醫生:「嗱…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAShf47OneO0
我:「戴邊個好呀?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAXhL9jFupW6
醫:「無所謂…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAcnBYdZ4H59
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。518Please respect copyright.PENANAtoKpR0EU7d
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAvgwcMbDiWs
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAny7F55tacv
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAhGZgNKRpnB
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」518Please respect copyright.PENANActA05ZFGRv
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAtt8kraFjno
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。518Please respect copyright.PENANAkIWqStxlVV
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAxvrAuEGspx
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」518Please respect copyright.PENANA5uN8GBxb6f
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAhEqWufeQPB
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAzznzxDfEy4
醫生:「點當呀?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAlhpAZCqaml
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」518Please respect copyright.PENANA8dg9yp0TCZ
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAlnOuLjOv4Y
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAlDG7HHxhcB
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAXgirKnMHNZ
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」518Please respect copyright.PENANA5vtnsvtnHj
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAhxEBYCf73Z
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」518Please respect copyright.PENANAyA57ON5YXV
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAn3RjahtTbi
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAeGKZdCiCVP
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。518Please respect copyright.PENANABS3wiSuGFs
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAjEcZnrUW2L
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」518Please respect copyright.PENANABXO7A0DQwv
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」518Please respect copyright.PENANASQVk23j8IA
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAWejgeX7PhH
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAfwqwUBf9iY
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAWujH5c5Ize
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAoQ64bG1FSg
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAULLRzsbDEe
醫生:「咁…咁…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAOVghy6Uz5X
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAAIvMKwiQhS
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」518Please respect copyright.PENANADByk4ZOmGn
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAALyA9bQ0MQ
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAr4ilgDsxBR
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」518Please respect copyright.PENANARBDXMVxbG8
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAAIvdhH8G9t
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAeODTMs6zaE
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAN7IlQCGJ7d
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」518Please respect copyright.PENANA06Q5K3iUjw
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAmQ8DnCidPr
我:「嗯。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAaDk74T0pdI
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAQk1KP4YJW6
我:「嗯。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAO9jHph9vDo
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAELk3NLvG76
我:「一半一半掛…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAiycCZIX6x6
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」518Please respect copyright.PENANA7S6YTufwzj
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAaDtOyTo4uV
醫生:「至少我唔係…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAApdnbvL8Ct
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAWFi1HCWO9g
醫生:「…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAOQjWzpmF80
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」518Please respect copyright.PENANALIQemCL4FJ
醫生:「無喎。」518Please respect copyright.PENANANeXF1rdgRJ
我:「咁都無?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAGR1l9xGCQF
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAd6FrS97OxU
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAZ65ctm4UrD
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAHJOH4qqRW8
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAdPabUsNEjW
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAhWHOkh4qEZ
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAIJGEAleao2
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAD271BRn1lA
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAyhXUaJVPBo
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAGwUkfz56xB
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAGOBwKKyWb3
醫生:「係呀…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAmF0tWfKyDe
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」518Please respect copyright.PENANASUTmQGlAd6
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」518Please respect copyright.PENANASaqqpweE6k
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAE4r6C25bgI
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAxkwiWA2JB4
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAY5SLf8MRkz
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAAvbrQqgaQB
我:「你話喺床上面?」518Please respect copyright.PENANA2PemPDxQNe
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」518Please respect copyright.PENANA9TnRsEjq9w
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAkSKwm8472i
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」518Please respect copyright.PENANA8qWZcCUdkg
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAiR5W88e9NM
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAC6UgeINQkH
我:「你繼續講先啦。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAXEL0xqHWLu
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAuoYcXf0jj7
我:「咁點解散嘅?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAcKrQI5blNC
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」518Please respect copyright.PENANA0wqRzXVdpI
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAfWvqxFxKqF
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」518Please respect copyright.PENANA2cTG6Z3kI0
我:「噢…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAcgNlk0rKai
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」518Please respect copyright.PENANA6lPI8GmmLz
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAA7Alfx2mFZ
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。518Please respect copyright.PENANAQvUzSPNrbo
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAHP4gQR2l1e
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAfgPl7X7xeZ
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。518Please respect copyright.PENANAYtZsUtk8w1
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAR7DHVJlKGM
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」518Please respect copyright.PENANA81kAAq7X7n
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」518Please respect copyright.PENANALXTjq6UNll
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAmIBN1XuDy7
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAlvf6RxNkCh
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAlLJuPxKI95
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」518Please respect copyright.PENANAkOuDKy6dXY
醫生:「問囉。」518Please respect copyright.PENANARtCigEMeZW
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」518Please respect copyright.PENANAfFrMJUhKJl
醫生:「唔呃…」518Please respect copyright.PENANAlr6WK6Ba9R