於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。429Please respect copyright.PENANAn2d0JN6zsv
醫生:「我真係要入去?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAtxYVb0IRpp
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAKM2B3zHfdC
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」429Please respect copyright.PENANArCCW6n6e48
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAm4pk8yCECJ
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAK36W0dOAIA
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAPETBJ4JUhv
醫生:「唔係…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAdpoHeYzjQA
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。429Please respect copyright.PENANAJemeJmLzJG
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」429Please respect copyright.PENANA9i7bu8c4m9
我:「唔該…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAIP5Jn78ztl
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」429Please respect copyright.PENANA62ejAjBuJF
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAcbG06EZM2D
醫生:「…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAQhpDxg8RfQ
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。429Please respect copyright.PENANAUGDxw1sa5w
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。429Please respect copyright.PENANAGVr76R9Tt6
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」429Please respect copyright.PENANACodMgPNTWE
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAOKS4cMlNko
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAMXVLzvdGXV
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」429Please respect copyright.PENANASZ9HcjTJjK
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAeryGJH9aCW
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAicRE63RIeT
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。429Please respect copyright.PENANAmEoMwKyGg0
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」429Please respect copyright.PENANALfxLmCeFTc
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAkeDqWpdzvV
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAR45IlIqBK9
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAYPhlSG4DYv
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」429Please respect copyright.PENANASi5r9vGnIj
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAqoijpi0dkd
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。429Please respect copyright.PENANAGcHCwADmbj
醫生:“…”429Please respect copyright.PENANA7qC8AHCM8o
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”429Please respect copyright.PENANAunZqDUhleZ
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”429Please respect copyright.PENANA3wd9BZxHF6
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”429Please respect copyright.PENANAQjG0SinFHW
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”429Please respect copyright.PENANArfKMaAoHlF
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”429Please respect copyright.PENANAKe4FknkfTg
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。429Please respect copyright.PENANAN5uJkfnqM8
醫生:“…”429Please respect copyright.PENANABdzAAQWdkc
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。429Please respect copyright.PENANAqL7nXf8uWB
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAEXbBdu6O8l
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAmfYUCxpBgS
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAAfnrr1lOPo
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」429Please respect copyright.PENANA8G54lNulWJ
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」429Please respect copyright.PENANARE71RiYPgs
我:「無所謂呀。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAS5p2rY8gkm
店員:「完全…無所謂?」429Please respect copyright.PENANARPBTKiUW16
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。429Please respect copyright.PENANAMIn01IxpVC
醫生:「…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAMzrWrcIxi6
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」429Please respect copyright.PENANARygoOXRKtm
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。429Please respect copyright.PENANA4b9hoeZZbU
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。429Please respect copyright.PENANAbG4E4qcWif
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAU29zXcAavY
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAPcts1opKWZ
醫生:「吓,點解?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAKahhx3vcaM
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」429Please respect copyright.PENANAbmwDN3uGzm
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAv4o06HanHo
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAHkKPXZNc0s
醫生:「嗱…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAy0TiPObTtf
我:「戴邊個好呀?」429Please respect copyright.PENANABB90qL53Vs
醫:「無所謂…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAxJvh6MXPRC
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。429Please respect copyright.PENANAGaPzMrCrua
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」429Please respect copyright.PENANApwmgf6GQHV
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAtvLHaNe9ss
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAfhUq3dD7hT
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAoBO9LFy6aY
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAclg4AMcL4J
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。429Please respect copyright.PENANAtZuCBVgeL5
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAL4NMGxrvwm
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAiXWOqzGeAd
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAPFdoKDq86p
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAa8jLVK0lg7
醫生:「點當呀?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAqUDzIXQzwU
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」429Please respect copyright.PENANABMoTTBjBkw
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAKGlqoQJ6Yu
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAnR7oCECDT6
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」429Please respect copyright.PENANASIT03Za1Sd
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」429Please respect copyright.PENANA2eK9oA2nvS
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAE6TfwKqjuW
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」429Please respect copyright.PENANApE2Ksq7XCA
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAwpu4WjuG6K
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAPPTGYQjNAq
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。429Please respect copyright.PENANAFPeriOpQuF
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAVOzpXGWaDu
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAe9mr4AJBzH
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAUVtX4bwd2s
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAtgWuPSKzOH
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAvZc47sP45j
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAqMrOxnTqkJ
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」429Please respect copyright.PENANACfLsBG7VNx
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAAQWmGRy9MZ
醫生:「咁…咁…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAwuxKq3deBE
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAuw7O3v23PH
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」429Please respect copyright.PENANA3TORJnNwS6
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAMF4Cgpm3GB
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAlTgi4oDhij
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」429Please respect copyright.PENANA1OkXZULzIs
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAimGEewAStJ
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAdFUHsIM5cS
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」429Please respect copyright.PENANARBwgIzvtCI
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAEX0j345MPu
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAYQ8iKWChtQ
我:「嗯。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAWJsbAsLrN6
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAxYinLRo3Tm
我:「嗯。」429Please respect copyright.PENANA1xqHE6I6a4
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAzlkoq66xNc
我:「一半一半掛…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAmwy1V1vlLD
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAK4WMhg5Icy
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」429Please respect copyright.PENANABq8CBccxbn
醫生:「至少我唔係…」429Please respect copyright.PENANADGJSPEza3b
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAF5hZ0kBGde
醫生:「…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAKbW6h20egc
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAl0CYBlggDE
醫生:「無喎。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAkZZ4b3JcHN
我:「咁都無?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAqsnL5ViiM0
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAn9HC5JFTEe
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAUOB7tb0FgJ
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAgzoADrBKzW
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」429Please respect copyright.PENANA8UIpP7PKAm
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」429Please respect copyright.PENANA8HLCRNEs4n
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAMu1I64Zf7I
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」429Please respect copyright.PENANApdYay3K8pp
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」429Please respect copyright.PENANA7oUlNAbd9n
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAsHp5DrpzNW
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAubcduSDuml
醫生:「係呀…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAipnLaaaYbi
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」429Please respect copyright.PENANAI4slKwc689
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAUi9JByQJBf
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAtOK4TQ6sP0
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」429Please respect copyright.PENANArT4BK9HmEw
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAzTAyCRFr1E
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAUn6xThBScb
我:「你話喺床上面?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAmH5GtZVvGK
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAktRSUQj1iB
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAWV633PtvGT
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAOATtzV0HhI
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAUHeQ27oldG
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」429Please respect copyright.PENANANGVSrg7pml
我:「你繼續講先啦。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAV0igLoi5Vx
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」429Please respect copyright.PENANASZMK0aeMh9
我:「咁點解散嘅?」429Please respect copyright.PENANApfN40423GO
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」429Please respect copyright.PENANA0j40Yl0Ovy
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」429Please respect copyright.PENANA3rkZyPDSs9
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAHM4hhyxTZF
我:「噢…」429Please respect copyright.PENANAgQfkoeBxhJ
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」429Please respect copyright.PENANA6VMLEScpyM
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAX53niT5bRQ
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。429Please respect copyright.PENANAm3hE60xJfH
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAUyz3hoyATC
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」429Please respect copyright.PENANASmeG4JNYgZ
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。429Please respect copyright.PENANAzPR6K4lxSi
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAOfjEYeyznp
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」429Please respect copyright.PENANAapRneTFrix
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAf8Li8stIi5
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」429Please respect copyright.PENANADydpONxlYy
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」429Please respect copyright.PENANATMjkSmW7p1
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAToEJC4vVxR
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」429Please respect copyright.PENANArs0aCt4oc0
醫生:「問囉。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAVnp8WtUrFB
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」429Please respect copyright.PENANAAFb3CjuFsb
醫生:「唔呃…」429Please respect copyright.PENANARznlDkcHwH