於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。482Please respect copyright.PENANAUZ9w9jbBPP
醫生:「我真係要入去?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAqOppZW5UcL
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」482Please respect copyright.PENANATU1b9ihoiJ
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAMo1Qo3FThg
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」482Please respect copyright.PENANA43ZWymRMK4
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAg1GQ3ibmal
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAaoHNrEzYDh
醫生:「唔係…」482Please respect copyright.PENANA8bZv95iSV9
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。482Please respect copyright.PENANAiqAqwRKdxG
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAveyz5ryKrV
我:「唔該…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAAblf86JKSL
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAnslEJh12kN
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAqQlayB1izB
醫生:「…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAQElbbTiHL2
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。482Please respect copyright.PENANAjIycYieP3o
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。482Please respect copyright.PENANAtGqsbNtOKv
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAw6wcitaKjk
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAMdYCwZRTbw
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAE2fFFKbjaL
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAMZaucdWz4n
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAwngcGeZXxH
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAqEDAdRwEIs
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。482Please respect copyright.PENANAqiE1mbzqyQ
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAo7ShfKqGRj
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAyVGaly5Yrz
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAGyIfYuDfst
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAmjsR946yCz
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」482Please respect copyright.PENANA18yTayy3Dc
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAnIIyHDyQZj
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。482Please respect copyright.PENANA28PxWbGd2C
醫生:“…”482Please respect copyright.PENANAEf766KpWzn
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”482Please respect copyright.PENANA5Untfu1j6a
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”482Please respect copyright.PENANAam3NqnBYT6
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”482Please respect copyright.PENANAxXXb1qxGci
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”482Please respect copyright.PENANAuqTeIGCnVn
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”482Please respect copyright.PENANAIDTHHFrbcm
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。482Please respect copyright.PENANAc0BgUyOoQY
醫生:“…”482Please respect copyright.PENANARBNxYRwMIf
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。482Please respect copyright.PENANAs9bTqlW5sN
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAkueHGXW3Ts
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAbum6FGn986
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAgFzWSmU0ob
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAyLeh1PusVU
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAeUdpGMG5gm
我:「無所謂呀。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAAeK5TwaNnL
店員:「完全…無所謂?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAbzWDVEiUAi
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。482Please respect copyright.PENANAEfbxvdQfvx
醫生:「…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAowGuEN6gjv
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAVnPcxI9ZMH
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。482Please respect copyright.PENANAF8b0rathFI
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。482Please respect copyright.PENANAvy81ivdjAb
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAM55KANboIB
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」482Please respect copyright.PENANA7bFgNMLmnI
醫生:「吓,點解?」482Please respect copyright.PENANANH4EAA9xCu
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」482Please respect copyright.PENANAHpIXcN55VC
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAsinKxUjBOo
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAv7f5iOs6PD
醫生:「嗱…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAqYxRly31PN
我:「戴邊個好呀?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAVWccSq90lr
醫:「無所謂…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAlTamV64Z7J
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。482Please respect copyright.PENANAbDR2KAht4a
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAXla5FVstmM
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAoJKLrdayI5
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」482Please respect copyright.PENANA2w7rDU9wAZ
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」482Please respect copyright.PENANA32rLrwTXni
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAlxcZkhM3My
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。482Please respect copyright.PENANA7BaFUAMhDV
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAsesFReA3Pj
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」482Please respect copyright.PENANARnTjzjJ3Wp
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAvGDnYnZAfI
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」482Please respect copyright.PENANA9kJNCS8XoE
醫生:「點當呀?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAhU9BTzWJZg
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAI5nA5giuAJ
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」482Please respect copyright.PENANARAw85mmghQ
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAHVyxjGbZwV
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」482Please respect copyright.PENANA88GbMdhGAy
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」482Please respect copyright.PENANA5cxjHvGh3j
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAmcSYvjsW2E
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」482Please respect copyright.PENANArp0HjBi6wt
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7wxmNDsyl
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAc7IRRhQSlQ
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。482Please respect copyright.PENANANx6cS3mbYv
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAoUWw41DPDQ
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAcI46UtXKVh
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAbMKc6O0zrf
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAu4MjEPzN9g
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAuYDcbeEV4u
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAZQ3MbWEVym
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAWIUKwXYI6u
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAc0q8FtfuTk
醫生:「咁…咁…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAreWFMj6UYm
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAGHnS0SAShX
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」482Please respect copyright.PENANA9RpuRMQJug
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」482Please respect copyright.PENANARN2ByVwHXB
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAyUkBobuJPL
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」482Please respect copyright.PENANATo9FAS4CqT
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAgtedw0UQYF
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAS6oVC8DvlF
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAqOlBOPUhPA
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」482Please respect copyright.PENANA8Mfb4FZFe2
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAVjZxvIT6MZ
我:「嗯。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAlKx3fwMK89
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAEXMr6rJSxF
我:「嗯。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAzgYg7YvZZx
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」482Please respect copyright.PENANA6C2EoRTn9m
我:「一半一半掛…」482Please respect copyright.PENANA2egBKMmh3Z
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」482Please respect copyright.PENANASaKBrRwxQQ
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAw68vjOWtzF
醫生:「至少我唔係…」482Please respect copyright.PENANA660zEaj0EK
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAhxjuowpVem
醫生:「…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAKqO9f5N9P8
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」482Please respect copyright.PENANA5YbcFI8p81
醫生:「無喎。」482Please respect copyright.PENANA2y9ipuY3DI
我:「咁都無?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAtkV6DjaUkC
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAjTXGbGd55X
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAHwnayvTi1Z
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAxyyPRvxzrc
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAZhsdZ9wnkk
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAA3FiRkR6W3
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAOOfHHPhJuY
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAiMvpfIyByh
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAwsa6DBPWkJ
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAqhbOIUpWEz
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」482Please respect copyright.PENANA5a0iHHNGFC
醫生:「係呀…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAuoBWSBiga7
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」482Please respect copyright.PENANA3GPEWUs0sy
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAoxed3KBWfN
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAYofTmWvc73
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」482Please respect copyright.PENANApuHrKzYJHb
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAVxo8hbYEIv
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」482Please respect copyright.PENANACOIN1QfmFe
我:「你話喺床上面?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAnM6nrMGmk2
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAcAfQ3D46VX
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」482Please respect copyright.PENANA7KjALtVpjV
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」482Please respect copyright.PENANA3s1ztcgzCY
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」482Please respect copyright.PENANA4tbIhxqNWE
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」482Please respect copyright.PENANANkIsztFvdj
我:「你繼續講先啦。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAdklWI5hj9L
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAT0pN4EHRMw
我:「咁點解散嘅?」482Please respect copyright.PENANArapOLdkkPp
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAIJtlYvb08m
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAPYiKUZjyXA
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」482Please respect copyright.PENANA9NtePsDFLe
我:「噢…」482Please respect copyright.PENANAxyc56fiQoT
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAFVnMbG3sya
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAfEQCdoW74l
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。482Please respect copyright.PENANAHN6EyDqKg5
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAJFTn5mw7EQ
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAPDxlTjYKyA
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。482Please respect copyright.PENANAeg96KfBv5L
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAZk1P32Rx1E
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAMzewLU4cvJ
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」482Please respect copyright.PENANApEJeyyirYN
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAFTWFwqKXf9
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」482Please respect copyright.PENANAb6mgw2iibX
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」482Please respect copyright.PENANARa251aD2We
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」482Please respect copyright.PENANAmlD2RKtd2z
醫生:「問囉。」482Please respect copyright.PENANANl52stxYlh
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」482Please respect copyright.PENANADleuFc10tZ
醫生:「唔呃…」482Please respect copyright.PENANA9wWP0ZF8hE