Okay, here's some background knowledge. I post dad jokes daily (well, almost daily), and I finally can put them to good use. I hope it's okay that I just lumped basically all my jokes into one entry.
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To lift his spirits.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2b4SWgT8hL
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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX6ftVzbxz
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Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the Underworld?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ065dN39tcp
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Demeter wasn't working.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVXb2ft72f
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Yesterday I was washing my car with my son.
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Genie: What is your final wish?
Kid: I wish I were you.
Genie: Weurd, but alrught.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQffwFTPTRV
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkRhpA2368
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"Bison."486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdK6yF1C31z
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Bread is like the sun.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2N3FbzddhA
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It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzl3I0vTaQF
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6VNqhEYpL
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Its butt.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrEYfsuptR
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwKkrLTjqb
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First, a tractor.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv63oGpQ8Xk
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get...486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTiOXIzHuU
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Gravy.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh0Sx7mJqH
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Medusa caught the eye of a street musician.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrytRyi9HTz
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Now he's a rockstar.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ48ADCpcyv
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after almost 6 months. She asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor said, "You had twins, a girl, and a boy. They're both fine. Your brother named them for you."
The woman said, "No! My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
The doctor replied, "Denise."
The woman said, "Oh, that's pretty. What about the boy?"
The doctor let out a deep sigh, and said, "Denephew."486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFte4N9ATsu
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Do trees poop?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ufN3JyJO4
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Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83COR6bloA
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1hSvtabZM
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A "do-you-think-he-saurus."486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1FgNXlfE3
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Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dMnPoDO2c
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She couldn't control her pupils.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUt3iBB2syS
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What do peppers do when they're angry?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfqd7A1NGR
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They get jalapeño face.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡah5s0F2ltA
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Today someone told me I am average.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsrHyZKBMK
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I told them that's just mean.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmJiLRYAbX
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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkv5O7Alpf
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Pointless.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIfLJLprbQ
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Dude 1: "Hey bro?"
Dude 2: "Yeah bro?"
Dude 1: "Can you hand me that pamphlet?"
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Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y6ZgaBInM
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He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXy0pkof6d
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Have you ever tried to catch fog?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg0R2CO1RJ
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I tried yesterday but I mist.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKv3dcJyUO
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Why can't you ever run through a campsite?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAjAYT2Hq2
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You can only ran—it's always past tents.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIHmfTjRY7
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What country's capital is growing the fastest?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3yfxFN0y8
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Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJX4svOd7ss
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What has four wheels and flies?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lhROc8xf7
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A garbage truck.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TBV6rtBLh
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance...486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyx67UIFUE
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...so I pushed her over.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSfucnORxN
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgBjgB4uZb
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If they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.486Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDj1GDnDXq
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Uh, yeah. That's all I got.
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