各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctD7qtzhAf
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1、医院39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRueEDJ6aI
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfC1zWpXAL
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTuXepBdkN
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGga0FrACO
周：！！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vOO1UczJs
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQC8Xb1Lxq5
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajo0w0CSQ3
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4aSErJJQ2
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60Z5jzMryd
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvtBVbQfTp
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTruRf6SjN
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQuQsNchSD
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKloTjgfad5
江波涛夺门而出。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1RcrV7yRX
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2、该说江户还是幕府？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwpGMXxc3k
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYWKYaEVdc
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPL0f407GXx
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoA4lAkYzyS
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7ogblfnzF
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMgaee03mM
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZSSNlMHeu
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKmNcoKD6C
周：……（以色侍君吗？）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLwRaxd9ug
孙：不是的！我没有！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Qq9NwIcvm
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFxRuGoh6t
孙：是！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6odeqNPqWR
周：……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIer0vOgta
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8LrVsywuH
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDePoOQx1d
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrc9l9aUC3
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3、孙半仙和周客人39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepgZiekEA4
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTJmFjkKXt
周：……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMkkE3TUGU
孙：客人你要算啥？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjtDE8evY2
周：……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwM5AM0s3Z
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIBlmdVKqk
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3k001cIJd
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXobSBFJnUF
周：……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEv9SuLSs5
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMK0OEC20XE
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6qIAZRZG7
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kDsq6Ompp
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPt72dMjvl
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BxCYJg5vM
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaxgyfBdui
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv20jiFyW12
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1、灵异故事39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9NSbma7gl
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7biQPy7CTz
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYiyA2SZSw
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8n4jttYQIj
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNuO3mPNN9
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2、言情故事39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGSmacqGo5
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsBcdWwBQe
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zVo1tElcF
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8hUG3bWWC
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3、英雄故事39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xSXDT7ZlX
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzkLBmWsoB
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRH25t6sAB9
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8Sfwcqo4p
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVPAbd5Tzf
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5O341LFOkB
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoH8XvlpqX6
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FuowT8Xip
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3tcmOBwle
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOfUiRSdPZ
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7YNJnMNy0
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccC4IPrNlv
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTh6Nz5KC2U
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRP3IJWF0sR
吴启&吕泊远：不会！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRwWbHnUqn
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN76DDMiK9C
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZRv9bHXEU
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡph35whDfh7
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjknBxVvkF
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小周和二翔丘39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uxJvPduyF
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0SYzOBJ2D
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0QJv3EheA
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEhXGYwagC
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8NZAuCJfL
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnu3OHQ2q8
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOCfywxhyc
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWr5BxnHHx
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwqBRfVAS9
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7mCnMhCa5
二翔丘：阿呜。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6fmg6LQB7
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wcXGfIkia
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeP9uAAxfV
后来，小周收服了小明虫。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWq0df9yzCG
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVuK69CBtv
后来，小周收服了江波波。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfP6BTjc5p
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBt2n03tXd
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3p9CnNCofV
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！