各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TFXmKh1hq
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa59wmjT59d
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAvuDCuB3C
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5D2DgksZwS
周：！！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRfPndMCMc
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfp41klYQjh
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZ4NNpC6Rg
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRgpiO3H41
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipTSJSe2kP
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzDL7j5no0
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0yFkSLtxo
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVjtwVA7zr
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj593jOP3Ow
江波涛夺门而出。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhq6aAfNgrt
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2、该说江户还是幕府？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvIRMXXege
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRo7AC9ly7A
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QXpY7oAy1
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakYOWfusJK
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTLs1DgX92
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWPWd39o2w
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfXWZaAV1m
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4okyPYJik
周：……（以色侍君吗？）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZZf2MCnMI
孙：不是的！我没有！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvjZ2l1snK
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3K2LFFd5y
孙：是！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJY9g77bwT
周：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1tMWldmzu
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91lNnDU4tx
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpgvJkALud
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FQALehS2S
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3、孙半仙和周客人64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtgqyDUq4V
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOeYBji1sh
周：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdlHZWEMIR
孙：客人你要算啥？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69l0VHC85S
周：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWKih5qeg1
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPm9ct6CYv
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq409pRbarX
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz89bT6RHdJ
周：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9OOHzTpkj
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0uAezLMCK
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DbQoY9gbm
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXgzDif7HJ
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrJGlaylAz
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnUHX2svIR
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJ0z7n1uZB
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJsxaoMS8H
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1、灵异故事64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIrJkQ5rlg
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtFN7pwOxn
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbqLwE8dTq
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCzWn9J1e6
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZxSfYgmDY
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2、言情故事64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnfiF1UT0O
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlALiEZnIJ5
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMbPZFCh2T
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4XCPZAl5k
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3、英雄故事64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGTQuR51IL
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13kkx1YJ4l
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0CXeVXbFi
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZo6dAFPb6
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAK7KFDTR9y
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC3NFaukaj
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NzARWH4Bx
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdckFOUTPs
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhfFrHy6Ia
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡct2qPKqFf9
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooDnlnqTuo
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD68Unt5D36
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbVE7oDgAM
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfzIAtA2eW
吴启&吕泊远：不会！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoHgNFvVfX
杜明：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JEUxVbHza
吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9GAoH5RZ1
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GxBczgHUi
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiDgsnECpJ
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBhHP4wFAz
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小周和二翔丘64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjB048b4eIy
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbidhNmIJNA
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMqdc3pcEa
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DCMnWsjfE
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElL41XbRii
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNlNn6tpyw
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyGx9be2Hf
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJn3HBbAq5P
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyF8UjZC4oW
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQ4xBGTR10
二翔丘：阿呜。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDD7sY7nllp
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60XxaNf3wZ
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmnphzbfmQ
后来，小周收服了小明虫。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0sHpnDoeR
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumOggAzGRd
后来，小周收服了江波波。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHLzoD0Lra
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAsAUSJair
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8oVkbfNZ0
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！