各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUNXWXUnqL
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCRlDwwkok
1、医院61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGzKORoAxX
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiksviyoxoB
孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSefriND7Tj
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzeCiVFEp8
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2Ft0ZjCEl
周：！！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8hRxnSofA
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjetM752twf
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC54RS6Pnjb
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUOfLfqkGQ
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkGmeVyCOZ
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cKncIslE1
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxCX5Fm09a
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJNb97snwb
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGfIvpPShO
江波涛夺门而出。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXMreFHNUy
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7sEj3PCMh
2、该说江户还是幕府？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBoW03lzxN
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKJpSsRm4m
忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOCYwjmj5F
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRX9Xa4F68
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWBlsra4tf
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2w7oRXfvxG
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cOJhRFAwf
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yLIAHdnJc
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeCR9DpkPA
周：……（以色侍君吗？）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJtWqy3czN
孙：不是的！我没有！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7HCi6xrQJ
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QA0VGvoSL
孙：是！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8KZWJomv5
周：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEmc5VeZw1
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnAHvs5pWU
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmH3C3Hm3Kb
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSGiAN0xIp
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXB6uKAr4U
3、孙半仙和周客人61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWkdDkzrtt
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLiTvKQBOv
孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0B126j5w1
周：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpQiZjr9DZ
孙：客人你要算啥？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJfRhrvgxd
周：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiGy8FUkyQ
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGqD13Lnl1
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPQ5ETHiVI
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSnp1PFoVk
周：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlt5XzzrVw
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazCZWvKqvG
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSputcRsTMA
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0HcR8HZn8
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQ9XzynN3N
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe53C7w1Rei
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4kTakMrDE
============================== 61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriFCEu6btP
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFgrG1UOXU
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyuZmGqvqs
被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWFP4JOrzh
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQU87JOYLd
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWHZCltZ4q
1、灵异故事61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQN3NfaN8a
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoID7DfQfb8
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjXuu6vHaj
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fNai2Ojqm
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gQ80qrTX1
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVvj9FKC3c
2、言情故事61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaBqgfd4Tv
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WWp9uP2Ol
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeG0o8ppOU
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEibFbN3aN
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzeRw0NiWV
3、英雄故事61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHpoJzXfM5
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZAGEZj6je
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjkeG7fjHd
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzChkTc4uD
==============================61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQRHe1vtcS
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gpLR2dsto
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2GTjzra0C
有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvGI7W6ek2
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSt515Yj4K
有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxyY3kgkFq
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPJ4fxsd8x
杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMh1qJnrAeN
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOZXNzGy7v
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprbf29xI7m
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE29pTMJ3uO
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14LbUIuoQM
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdNlvsdGSi
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGorKfl7Yxu
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwV3lS6wlTe
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ENxxtl22o
吴启&吕泊远：不会！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOesvszH8ac
杜明：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQX5L0OGiC
吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTz31bsjnw
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6v2UKeUVb
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AEEp94ENl
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEsvQ5YVgP
后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN1MFwUZcB
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvzjlQzKDZ
-完-  61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pYJy8olNy
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpVi8Bo9JO
==============================61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSF8bXwCDn4
 61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQIxIBr9LN
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyAIKnIiWL
小周和二翔丘61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9ov4dFZTP
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03MWvk9VaL
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3u8ixRZOW
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEhCqdGesF
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvD53MfxwM
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw8oVWck3q
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrlY6iuwos
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQB79E8Nek2
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGmo6aaWLY
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXzqB5REJs
二翔丘：阿呜。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQ3fuxA361
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFqtXGobOL
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9rin4Ff6K
后来，小周收服了小明虫。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIRA7sEHmb
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtNu0cvIzd
后来，小周收服了江波波。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSA83j82Pv
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUgvoSH7dO
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmULvlTnWQj
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！