各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllfSS1Xthe
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1、医院47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZd3WfceENp
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoljzKnHYp
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgni2or1eq
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuS2XL9q0m
周：！！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqkgYreBQJ
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStkRRytn48
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KlIauevDJ
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDTRW8etrV
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPQ5egKY1X
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmX5Irs2AC
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vxbOvEjGH
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3iKQ8ozrT
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bbMHY5wdH
江波涛夺门而出。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJKAqmnVqX
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2、该说江户还是幕府？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77FmguIYDS
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0tfRxphSp
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMECIjvAtk
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwL58LDdySI
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwlxuuIhzl
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdT6xZmR3mS
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKG8Nnc2ps
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGGZSv9xHh
周：……（以色侍君吗？）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfCIg22R7m
孙：不是的！我没有！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP14w8Eu9AU
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMep4CnrLZ
孙：是！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WEzTscmnP
周：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFWMcIBMtx
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9SUr98o0R
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngyPFcFeYn
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5YNHVSEcu
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3、孙半仙和周客人47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKW1VUS8KQ
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBZTwdKg3q
周：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFqITTqOQ8
孙：客人你要算啥？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8XomiB9zd
周：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44tR07BKmC
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyadXwgIdl
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvi7d4xeld
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSM85azYHx
周：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VP3gH9xl9
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3j257I8nn
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvC8I9mae6X
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBqinSvGEk
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUY2kWIGDV5
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFm3I07gumg
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvMH2zbznP
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwbsBzmFBX
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1、灵异故事47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BiOyo111X
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccOx1rPzpQ
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mz2axFe1C
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLFyVzphqP
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUomNiaZSE
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2、言情故事47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaqrmgBDpR
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWIk5ppeF2
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz86SKbhbBj
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJyp1Cvf9i
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3、英雄故事47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBBU6bs01b
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYQIguXf63
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLIrCrUn5R
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1QZIwQgZn
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGObKWQMUmw
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgqqWxd7l7
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGj04czF7Gp
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyMXXGtt4g
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9KTGPvZUm
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3BGnalhPa
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIdL9ZBllz
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCL4pZ6aVq
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5uHp8Fn6f
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8SGXsQYAa
吴启&吕泊远：不会！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfPnsRDzJq
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHm2tqTNDm
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAbS6ns2SJ
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUI21WC4h0
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER3KyCVZCK
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小周和二翔丘47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJoTLzpblR
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwmjosRhaN
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjRXNqqryC
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZuWvokgYb
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sXciLWYzc
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWK0mGZC1o
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1asloqGKg
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4A3Lutd8G
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bl7qQG3hO
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KbzfEUh5N
二翔丘：阿呜。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5WI5KKXME
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBhGMeJaCM
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYvT74lavn
后来，小周收服了小明虫。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGup6GW6Ft
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoLZEUNqGl
后来，小周收服了江波波。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZfY1mOke3
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgaXHRO1MX
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzJMg2s4TC
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！