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一、正經八百篇99Please respect copyright.PENANABK4odekR1O
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?99Please respect copyright.PENANANXkvtfuvko
「森谷或傲陽,都可以,不要叫我太陽君(想起那個金毛小子)跟拳頭笨蛋就好……」99Please respect copyright.PENANAo8UWmP012q
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?99Please respect copyright.PENANAt2hgIAarHB
「……一開始叫姓氏吧?應該(忽然默默想起好像自己也跟秋緒一樣會幫別人取綽號,雖然她只是笨蛋加編號就是了)?」99Please respect copyright.PENANAenUAFDFVwE
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?99Please respect copyright.PENANA5PAjX1tjk3
「我絕對不是什麼不良少年!」99Please respect copyright.PENANAWXvsgNdkrw
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?99Please respect copyright.PENANAe0axua7K7R
「睡覺最爽了。」99Please respect copyright.PENANAXgEphfoN5r
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?99Please respect copyright.PENANADVHkI2fQ5c
「怎麼安慰女孩子……好吧,安慰男生我好像也不太會,總之我看到眼淚就是沒轍。」99Please respect copyright.PENANApXFkBxzEMO
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?99Please respect copyright.PENANAcGVIkz4V8J
「什麼都吃,目前應該沒有什麼特別討厭的(可是大胃王欸我!)。」99Please respect copyright.PENANA9CrJEBZVyN
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?99Please respect copyright.PENANAtlVG9dcjiY
「……睡覺算嗎(喂)?比較厭煩的是,鬧鐘常常被我輕輕一拍就壞掉了(???)。」99Please respect copyright.PENANA17g40a5sx0
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?99Please respect copyright.PENANAa8ZQgoyILI
「想睡就睡,但還是會正常去上課啦(就說我不是不良少年了)!」99Please respect copyright.PENANA3iZDCE4D4M
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?99Please respect copyright.PENANAbKY516Nf1E
「透天房屋,一個人住在這麼空的房子,到底該是什麼心情……」99Please respect copyright.PENANAXdflLufYHx
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?99Please respect copyright.PENANAGa3HEa2gco
「不會,絕對在家睡覺!」(宅在家睡大覺多爽啊)99Please respect copyright.PENANAACSGaYhgNo
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?99Please respect copyright.PENANAWxJY2ZAHIq
「手機跟錢包、鑰匙,就這樣。」99Please respect copyright.PENANAKFMmUXVeQD
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)99Please respect copyright.PENANAF4MXzYiDyC
(涉及劇透,雖然也不難猜,但就先不公布了)99Please respect copyright.PENANAOzcPDx2iks
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?99Please respect copyright.PENANAfJ1dKa8Hiw
「……長著一張莫名凶神惡煞的臉嗎?」99Please respect copyright.PENANAX5XD2FoSAU
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?99Please respect copyright.PENANA9QhON24HMq
「只要我想要,我可以一天睡好睡滿(欸不是)!好吧,我的力氣比較大?算吧?」99Please respect copyright.PENANAPeoK4RTnCj
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?99Please respect copyright.PENANAU7sSpet0R4
「不太擅長怎麼拒絕別人……也因為這樣,算是一天到晚就被找幹架吧?」99Please respect copyright.PENANA459a0SKtVD
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)99Please respect copyright.PENANAWjYCbjaDwX
「睡覺(又來),好吧,我覺得……家人吧。」99Please respect copyright.PENANAJVp35tYSLS
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?99Please respect copyright.PENANAAPHE7JN1i6
「普通?」99Please respect copyright.PENANAMkP5onLndl
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?99Please respect copyright.PENANAfOEm1inF3F
「……六歲後孤苦無依的長大,這樣吧。」99Please respect copyright.PENANA9s6KhiLSbX
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?99Please respect copyright.PENANAnfcYdnycSc
「沒有……」99Please respect copyright.PENANA9RcsBR6xo2
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?99Please respect copyright.PENANAgADow1nKKH
「我其實根本沒想過,我當然也很憧憬受歡迎的人可以一天到晚收到各種情書,只是說到自己真的要談戀愛,真的很沒有實感,我也覺得自己沒有太多準備……」99Please respect copyright.PENANAwv4p6Xuvi5
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?99Please respect copyright.PENANA4Te82MYeSJ
「長相沒那麼重要,我比較注重內在,對嬌生慣養的女孩子恐怕應付不來。」99Please respect copyright.PENANAtMD4QhOiSM
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!99Please respect copyright.PENANANxva7zQsCI
「這個……我、我想大家都知道了吧?」99Please respect copyright.PENANAw0qgbbrSIu
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?99Please respect copyright.PENANABeP51WsPUO
「完全沒想過,所以……算被動嗎?」99Please respect copyright.PENANAWrl9KenqP7
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?99Please respect copyright.PENANAVZVD9HUVXC
「我還是學生。」99Please respect copyright.PENANARK6zxBTbUO
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?99Please respect copyright.PENANAgzqR2ysl76
「其實我覺得做什麼都無所謂……我也想不到我未來要做什麼。」99Please respect copyright.PENANAiMzHivbow5
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?99Please respect copyright.PENANA8ekzurr0Wg
「我絕對要找到我的爸爸媽媽!一點消息也好!」99Please respect copyright.PENANAnDr56y0lBb
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?99Please respect copyright.PENANAy4OusaahIK
「在六歲時的聖誕節後,收到父母噩耗的通知……」99Please respect copyright.PENANAsaONXArR8w
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?99Please respect copyright.PENANAVJNL0VgKve
「……目前想不到有誰欸?」99Please respect copyright.PENANAcuwXne8lXV
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?99Please respect copyright.PENANAY0Fz5g9HQf
「找到爸爸媽媽。」99Please respect copyright.PENANAnrUDSj5wHG
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)99Please respect copyright.PENANAHvMJqSVkvj
「我好像沒什麼秘密……我是個沒秘密的人。」(才怪,他有小被被!)99Please respect copyright.PENANAvfWvlzLczh
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二、私心惡搞篇99Please respect copyright.PENANAwHbHUkxUsb
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)99Please respect copyright.PENANAUTvyeIRVSv
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?99Please respect copyright.PENANAjF4i8vY2RZ
「趴睡居多。」99Please respect copyright.PENANA1z5f7LTdMl
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?99Please respect copyright.PENANA6IIdkpo9Fe
「拿到的計劃書以為是情書算嗎?」(第一集第二章)99Please respect copyright.PENANAuamOg4egyF
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?99Please respect copyright.PENANAkJgHroy8c4
「我會用土死命蓋住(欸不是),是拔腿狂奔……」99Please respect copyright.PENANAvtiaV62KD7
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?99Please respect copyright.PENANA0xwYlB1wFM
「問這個幹麻啦!」99Please respect copyright.PENANAj7MouOduiN
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?99Please respect copyright.PENANAsaTGUpNCF4
「沒有。」99Please respect copyright.PENANAxJ2Dbp13Hs
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?99Please respect copyright.PENANAHr6YqCNFbT
「耳朵……」99Please respect copyright.PENANANEzFOL0duv
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。99Please respect copyright.PENANAB72UiTvqTu
「沒有啦!」99Please respect copyright.PENANAgva3okDH1S
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?99Please respect copyright.PENANAbwtreu8yYP
「看一下自己的胸部……?」99Please respect copyright.PENANAGEgzfL0cu5
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!99Please respect copyright.PENANA2Q8WfcuOAH
「我、我不知道你在說什麼啦!」99Please respect copyright.PENANAme02yuXC8a
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?99Please respect copyright.PENANA8BvQyVQxoU
「我會選個比較偏中性的吧……」99Please respect copyright.PENANAVbYwKHoGg0
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?99Please respect copyright.PENANAMGcxhZW4YR
「先用土之鎧甲包住自己!!!」99Please respect copyright.PENANA82w1J0a5ZR
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?99Please respect copyright.PENANAj1BxZZbAUY
「不要女生就好,不然跳到黃河都洗不清啦!」(欸欸男生也會ㄚ!)99Please respect copyright.PENANAnAoRwKOQQf
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?99Please respect copyright.PENANALypaCx1pIX
「沒喝過酒欸,話說我們根本還是未成年,怎麼可能喝酒啊。」(就說是假不良少年了,可是很奉公守法的)99Please respect copyright.PENANAMVLV5ojK7W
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?99Please respect copyright.PENANAnSq2WLvmzN
「一些題目到底在問什麼東西啦!」(你說尺寸那個之類的嗎?)99Please respect copyright.PENANA8EhceBWbla
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?99Please respect copyright.PENANA2dzUuj3KF0
「(這題也是!)除了老二,其他三個拿去烤肉吃一吃!」99Please respect copyright.PENANA0VSEWzTNto