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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?103Please respect copyright.PENANAOBdxo7roZj
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」103Please respect copyright.PENANAMHAUxC8wfJ
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?103Please respect copyright.PENANAMMJq2XrOJ7
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAsbcaA1BdTJ
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?103Please respect copyright.PENANA1apSWLgmOf
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡103Please respect copyright.PENANAUt0DZsaLnY
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?103Please respect copyright.PENANAu4ELIgRCGv
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAIhxc4f04Ov
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?103Please respect copyright.PENANAAZZFM4f0wY
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAnqcCvq8rTR
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?103Please respect copyright.PENANAP8XAabigz4
「肉,沒肉會死。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAZzHJwOKDCR
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?103Please respect copyright.PENANAnWYDyYqvzV
「沒什麼特別的。」103Please respect copyright.PENANA2vV8OUvB2f
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?103Please respect copyright.PENANATmOoE6xaex
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAbNWQFPxDqJ
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?103Please respect copyright.PENANA5K1JeS8QPS
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAqrMhkN1MMk
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?103Please respect copyright.PENANApdLg7niHN3
「睡覺。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAmKVtT5lo3z
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?103Please respect copyright.PENANA3D9RWllymT
「手機、鑰匙。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAhGeiyXTEnO
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)103Please respect copyright.PENANAZSYLhcgUyy
「他們,能力的意思。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAMpTf1Qssk6
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?103Please respect copyright.PENANAyFPxzbni5A
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」103Please respect copyright.PENANA3IxDU5Idnu
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?103Please respect copyright.PENANAoFCRFwZjWf
「沒有。」103Please respect copyright.PENANA7Oho1xtmzw
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?103Please respect copyright.PENANAoD63ArnFHh
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」103Please respect copyright.PENANA0UQObop998
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)103Please respect copyright.PENANAzJ3M0z1Keq
「……不知道。」103Please respect copyright.PENANA3g6dI1ExtS
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?103Please respect copyright.PENANAsAnM4I8uok
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAp0Yw75MHRu
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?103Please respect copyright.PENANAhykycTH7Wo
「被機器包圍的感覺。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAhalyMoJpUR
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?103Please respect copyright.PENANAtYYiGXTOQP
「……拒答。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAnu8SNJkDIp
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?103Please respect copyright.PENANA6AMBe7j9X1
「沒有。」103Please respect copyright.PENANA0ePp4pnmCr
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?103Please respect copyright.PENANABt12ko2L4d
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAuRg4pKK9Hn
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!103Please respect copyright.PENANANxIA1SPybx
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」103Please respect copyright.PENANA7TGBCiOyUs
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?103Please respect copyright.PENANAQConixz7Uc
「好煩。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAoD8SYp16f7
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?103Please respect copyright.PENANAjPptdQGr5h
「你覺得呢?」103Please respect copyright.PENANA0cGJlfJKnl
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?103Please respect copyright.PENANA5w3JR61bQS
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」103Please respect copyright.PENANARVkPRlpK2T
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?103Please respect copyright.PENANAq9qjTMerLK
「現在……還可以吧。」103Please respect copyright.PENANA9wmlS9sGdW
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?103Please respect copyright.PENANAfm2P80D3iv
「算有吧。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAcb22xQ3vgA
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?103Please respect copyright.PENANA8XopMNr1uS
「拒答。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAJXqVeFI7fh
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?103Please respect copyright.PENANAujRVCT2B06
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAWxsmnjE1H6
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)103Please respect copyright.PENANADZu5DyxEcF
「沒有。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAq2Sq0ul6m3
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二、私心惡搞篇103Please respect copyright.PENANAUeB1Kx7p46
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)103Please respect copyright.PENANA5A7bTY1kMV
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?103Please respect copyright.PENANA0optd7t7Nm
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」103Please respect copyright.PENANADKXg9oN0nG
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?103Please respect copyright.PENANAGQdYnfqb8J
「好像沒有。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAS6Aryoe4XI
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?103Please respect copyright.PENANAwB2gtgksfM
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕103Please respect copyright.PENANARy32Umoj05
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?103Please respect copyright.PENANA93mBdJtTOI
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」103Please respect copyright.PENANAVMU9yqin6m
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?103Please respect copyright.PENANAYVMTK5Dimr
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?103Please respect copyright.PENANAgwCGJ7KgT5
「不知道。」103Please respect copyright.PENANA85KXX6ozE2
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。103Please respect copyright.PENANAecd4gUTZxR
「沒有。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAH5iPml7BHE
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?103Please respect copyright.PENANA81vb5fHCT7
「哈?」103Please respect copyright.PENANAPSQ0uoOK63
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!103Please respect copyright.PENANAEW5vQL1e1T
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」103Please respect copyright.PENANARTZ3hlSZ01
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?103Please respect copyright.PENANAbQF5HPzSqd
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」103Please respect copyright.PENANA8nvEONN36l
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?103Please respect copyright.PENANAlPWkjp87xE
「……」103Please respect copyright.PENANARQC4ohz2ZY
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?103Please respect copyright.PENANAagZyEzeSqo
「還不把他揍醒?」103Please respect copyright.PENANAekB6oxYnsC
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?103Please respect copyright.PENANAgnAspQxb1L
「不知道。」103Please respect copyright.PENANACrEJQVEVZ0
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?103Please respect copyright.PENANA3QcCFhoiv8
「沒有。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAfSB1UmjoRb
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?103Please respect copyright.PENANAGp7v12WJkf
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」