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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQdmeezC7A連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePYpvWdls7
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIP2hlrDpC
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7r0C2eGkQz
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlY9QxZjmV
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa97ObaN3Wv
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9f5KqD47L
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwB1qSdkY0c
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sIVOZyS6m
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIf1JZYntK
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO4p6DF9mf
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EmB79Abix
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3uDmgS72t
「肉，沒肉會死。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65BWu4isGb
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQZ1CCAED5
「沒什麼特別的。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3S5sChZTJ
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxQyTOk9UA
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYqzXns3NS
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KYKfcjZSz
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jF0xigX6C
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDcNumqBGJ
「睡覺。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4q0A01Mcs
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOdjOC4jo2
「手機、鑰匙。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2sM8xjXrl
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrYiUuk9hB
「他們，能力的意思。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPv4Pc5BAFX
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaU0vFrGOrn
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaKznGlQpb
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RUEXhDLlH
「沒有。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDN0X8Kvm4
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KfDA5Ccx1
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaQcOLlX71
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjDcKGfcYr
「……不知道。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LUdzAVOa7
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiOHHIXAJY
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShCUEYMFbN
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHxpSWtjOk
「被機器包圍的感覺。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEXsiki5sS
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKHE8HJfeF
「……拒答。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7P1jt9VDSy
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdNZnoHd2j
「沒有。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQTyA3L8Hj
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3a32PrVdIn
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpls9Qzhdh
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5UPOcxjfG
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gbSe1b8Wt
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4jMGq8sjR
「好煩。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapPdn9qCIo
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvb0ZZZr7i2
「你覺得呢？」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡez3wLLawVr
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBBV6KPFt1
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb95TTGm0Zr
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZtbZeUwol
「現在……還可以吧。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hKcuKiEnc
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZIwiHdX8D
「算有吧。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUl0u3z60s
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAI8eaquAx
「拒答。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMNToZnSOW
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsFzNWIccI
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5dkxyBIXm
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNjlmhHbUr
「沒有。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ukNnjynqM
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二、私心惡搞篇276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4S8LyGWKd
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5v2TmnpsLT
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQIgntLzTG
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJPEQiSUB7
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i4lh2cFc4
「好像沒有。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIetX7r2rcy
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoCWRfbwUU
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJ6Z1SLgIE
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqb64tI27ew
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZdAtQpJi6
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcplpAZD6Y
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6g8WAGPD4h
「不知道。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQifdAFtjdh
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS8ZdwEZm9
「沒有。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH49AjjLWDX
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8if0mHWbE
「哈？」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaofOLa0B7
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfS3OnQnXJ
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrE5QitYg75
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHoUWdCAwC
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzzK04bWTv
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQa2hfzFuZ
「……」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XbcOGe5uu
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2a7ebpIL6K
「還不把他揍醒？」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VJi0zrtXF
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FlW3ku9uB
「不知道。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwoIpdfkWG
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswbV3zI1Yq
「沒有。」276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcxGd42Xku
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPRimYcNsC
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
