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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0qiq2nITB連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWpvmoOX1r
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeOsh4T5Cu
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKaTsFLfOO
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RG1lmrtEP
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1QxUWGTcf
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpuyH0DzNn
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgkwQy4Z2H
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TPefUtKqO
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3Ko6Na8Xx
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKokod9ROOc
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygeA71ca3D
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TYY4BGAg0
「肉，沒肉會死。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEaN9OFMob
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BimObHEU5
「沒什麼特別的。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblve0RGGRq
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pRtQSvQNH
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28K5MXPHxP
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCthxA6en1
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbih40Bw7I
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ118ema6NXX
「睡覺。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBdUEt9z1b
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJA4GhamBcT
「手機、鑰匙。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7XbL5d2fz
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSp1X9z4evD
「他們，能力的意思。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukKWhehtxv
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTmbR6WIr7
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHuHof9W8n
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEQ3tBlFGN
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfNz5DtaJo
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlEIOqt2eE
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOK2aYGuSP
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCFQtgL5Sd
16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9sQlgyjrq
「……不知道。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9W4IqTU3a
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0V6fqVUuzR
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyJs5NFSbi
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZlkhiTjUR
「被機器包圍的感覺。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJS981kJWlN
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKrWRydZaZ
「……拒答。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNbpELmt4g
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzybojNxR9d
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7YgbH0ior
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaiJbKc7YH
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP78tGO9tBt
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH53z1xu6fT
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8hYz0j2Qh
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELAGWD4zcI
「好煩。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqbc0iTXzd
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yuuuo1t9U
「你覺得呢？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGD4APoLM3A
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOWAukvy9Z
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUewIxZ2uv
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tCESUk9Nw
26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9aY8gjkAP
「現在……還可以吧。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MjfKzAa8w
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCKuKIUYDr
「算有吧。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8W035cRZX
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdPgg7psz3
「拒答。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIIfj1yId5
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwov4wHThr1
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNuoUOTMAn
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwisfgNqMI
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuGOiYm9G6
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二、私心惡搞篇288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNTANOpnF1
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0m1n63AnoG
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ841Idu8eME
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvfCEm3qNk
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9DkP1o6vH
「好像沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurNyXSdWMx
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNtIEftDLp
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCN5GJrOCM
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyjGbaoSab
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjvqTx28Q4
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIRdgfcv8Q
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxZR9CAwfK
「不知道。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbI1B2pjHFC
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡampWylYhIv
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagCNqBIaHO
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNyEt8i3i3
「哈？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQtw4MwCFH
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeNYlvmCro
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnXQYUAGjg
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIG7RO8Wxf
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEBZoEHSt5
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qRRddvdHy
「……」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0ReYgiejZ
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysIqRHAHJM
「還不把他揍醒？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGo5H2YusH
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloffU4Y50k
「不知道。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YXK0yqL8a
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIk8aiGTCD9
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2IkKMvCCR
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgFeEjUGt7
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
