(問卷題目來源:https://paste.plurk.com/show/2418846)116Please respect copyright.PENANAnKQP1GITwR
對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了(欸116Please respect copyright.PENANASElnh5oOHt連番外也忙到只打到一半而已(←我很誠實!(←不負責任116Please respect copyright.PENANA4hRimJlqHB
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?116Please respect copyright.PENANAlEb177igzo
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」116Please respect copyright.PENANA9LgRSW7BvF
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?116Please respect copyright.PENANA17C7Jc0iw7
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAu5GExueSTi
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?116Please respect copyright.PENANAxmCwKcuPg0
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡116Please respect copyright.PENANAZZcLsQByiB
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?116Please respect copyright.PENANA9psrgvFgc8
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAYrkV12DWd0
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?116Please respect copyright.PENANAB3vsylIaZb
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」116Please respect copyright.PENANA0AAYewvfvV
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?116Please respect copyright.PENANAYKwluJMf53
「肉,沒肉會死。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAPQ1BJlRwQO
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?116Please respect copyright.PENANAhlyPZM9ZpZ
「沒什麼特別的。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAacXtwJB4wi
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?116Please respect copyright.PENANAq3NkgWM0NO
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」116Please respect copyright.PENANA3jpfZTOwRO
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?116Please respect copyright.PENANANoZrka3Y8y
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3b82bVDP8
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?116Please respect copyright.PENANAGOABcNG8mn
「睡覺。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAxCm8TIK3Sh
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?116Please respect copyright.PENANATuf5VXiR7N
「手機、鑰匙。」116Please respect copyright.PENANArEe6tdgMxV
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)116Please respect copyright.PENANAHl24Ya4VRC
「他們,能力的意思。」116Please respect copyright.PENANA9jmV3jvZdO
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?116Please respect copyright.PENANAFM15Hovbkm
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」116Please respect copyright.PENANABsVSi8SVuE
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?116Please respect copyright.PENANAj7UZxbTSsq
「沒有。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAcSO1aynioW
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?116Please respect copyright.PENANAowizuewX4G
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAYsJGR6F4bg
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)116Please respect copyright.PENANAcZSY0bN23b
「……不知道。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAcaz1cKVg7Y
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?116Please respect copyright.PENANA4uJY1CFaDp
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAM0K4rWobfM
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?116Please respect copyright.PENANA8TiF26JKM9
「被機器包圍的感覺。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAiP5I9JNKex
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?116Please respect copyright.PENANAQWByKpYNAs
「……拒答。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAoisa2su8XQ
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?116Please respect copyright.PENANAHmftiaB1ya
「沒有。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAjjykN1jKMP
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?116Please respect copyright.PENANA9dxPF8CojX
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAoN2qTgz7HC
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!116Please respect copyright.PENANAeiEilNzgmS
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAxUH6MHnqTD
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?116Please respect copyright.PENANAqBuvd0i5XB
「好煩。」116Please respect copyright.PENANATPzlxp2gvb
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?116Please respect copyright.PENANAz62m5xd7lA
「你覺得呢?」116Please respect copyright.PENANAbJ3jfVKqYG
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?116Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7W1KCwWmh
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAZjGEDuLCCA
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?116Please respect copyright.PENANAYwvZeS5c80
「現在……還可以吧。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAwVTDqJ2Y9j
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?116Please respect copyright.PENANAOJo59eqlpQ
「算有吧。」116Please respect copyright.PENANA9KWOv7TMMr
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?116Please respect copyright.PENANAonVY1wH8fZ
「拒答。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAYZk6MQ9kbP
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?116Please respect copyright.PENANAIwv0r8feNH
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」116Please respect copyright.PENANANL6VZfGfDs
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)116Please respect copyright.PENANAQhR7jTDc4v
「沒有。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAItesuzdzn5
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二、私心惡搞篇116Please respect copyright.PENANAVXNryqGthG
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)116Please respect copyright.PENANABnBBqXvHKI
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?116Please respect copyright.PENANADL0MmnTVrl
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAlFtwCTUEjv
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?116Please respect copyright.PENANAn9ytAdfoHV
「好像沒有。」116Please respect copyright.PENANA1CuT0VOiAS
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?116Please respect copyright.PENANAw1lWAgP8L5
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕116Please respect copyright.PENANA2r5GyYJLBS
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?116Please respect copyright.PENANAbbUsoJVZ0n
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」116Please respect copyright.PENANAZeJVPVgpjJ
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?116Please respect copyright.PENANAlSAIsyKv2H
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?116Please respect copyright.PENANAxXtWbRg13c
「不知道。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAYhuuthnLX4
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。116Please respect copyright.PENANAPckXuTYeBN
「沒有。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAmbMBXwxhZd
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?116Please respect copyright.PENANA1I8UCxxqPW
「哈?」116Please respect copyright.PENANAYFwv2edFki
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!116Please respect copyright.PENANAG1ZU9SMFba
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」116Please respect copyright.PENANA9UPOHa0hoh
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?116Please respect copyright.PENANAr3nHm6YQZd
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAvXEEtn8xV0
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?116Please respect copyright.PENANAFvTtBFX3oG
「……」116Please respect copyright.PENANAN4yeCou7fw
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?116Please respect copyright.PENANANyg61pTLsL
「還不把他揍醒?」116Please respect copyright.PENANALFP1Pc1ZmE
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?116Please respect copyright.PENANAKuTacWlMeo
「不知道。」116Please respect copyright.PENANATh69Wo80DX
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?116Please respect copyright.PENANAzzqgYoHik8
「沒有。」116Please respect copyright.PENANAPol0UwljUd
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?116Please respect copyright.PENANA9t0kGwKvf8
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」