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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNez1jYs8Kz
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG74zNQVpyx
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lYHfQXVHX
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6clDbh306
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQwCMgowDo
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnrbIUOawP
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLI9wt9gtos
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL5YhHN8or
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBT8ymH6qY
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIFDr082sB
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qeF2riqeZ
「肉，沒肉會死。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hWaVAldJW
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zaWx7tICY
「沒什麼特別的。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRbAtvliEH
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3wcrgacrM
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaRkqc8FkK
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBBmhQIzcO
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRDOk7Jf4s
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIcqRveOSI
「睡覺。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY22Myt3ahD
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZj50W8UnjW
「手機、鑰匙。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI51i7yGBRG
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGKTvctdhv
「他們，能力的意思。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pzHUvsj1E
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwlcpXL8Qp
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKEpJBRZws
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6iGN4v8pN
「沒有。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwU3ngIXVY
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBhHj635O6
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBNa2xFvgn
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwthJNbPST
「……不知道。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicqxuYMZdK
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXzVrLLU8P
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjm65AWg3e
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91njZVDrcU
「被機器包圍的感覺。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DgsKEYTiN
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA50I1RIfSQ
「……拒答。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytOmGeZQrb
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKAPga4yp5
「沒有。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwkHD5mAdL
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO066LuCwRM
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGt22bJVM49
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmw2et4vYv
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcBganfri8
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLOBcGCV7g
「好煩。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGiuFa2kFB
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbs9nUZukcU
「你覺得呢？」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjubJ62YQb
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqsePNfg4K
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZ6R6zBDMP
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡet8o0y00Od
「現在……還可以吧。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIudTmZyhV
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYYGwDihJP
「算有吧。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwJji580gr
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRyOjIorJ1
「拒答。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtnRPAI92C
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eEO0DZfqE
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglO50uJOT5
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAu3oNPbh6
「沒有。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiv18WgEidw
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二、私心惡搞篇251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hF7P6tnab
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE334FKYk9y
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTx7TD8ncL
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuC3LNcjD6
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9wIwdnWMn
「好像沒有。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN62R3VZArt
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3db1r1sRQ
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sDhvscxcJ
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZQLf1mc0b
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIpsnAgDgh
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oQWyIDZ5z
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXQtf7wX1M
「不知道。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYwKzE4AW9
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKQb4tRkZb
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvqIfOF3Y6
「哈？」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLjjX6Eryw
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanwuVcXwzk
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46DzKuIFUT
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0391rpHY4
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJz1JWzSLG
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZwvaeWgwU
「……」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJEsqHbkmH
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY90hSa7A1H
「還不把他揍醒？」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsdFf8DULX
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXECHZXFCag
「不知道。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsbGAIn32Q
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBrgtSrBGV
「沒有。」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBUfAIa7NZ
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUa8CM4rP8P
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
