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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nIDjhIYCx
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IQnZHc3r1
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbxCRWf1wL
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqPGUNaHLB
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHm4JBHXC6
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZlrLOCtky
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5vGSFbeM9
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XGwaIYWFM
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh59LVKCZ5k
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmhopYy2yk
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sI9rqkLxs
「肉，沒肉會死。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdWpe2drkF
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMKHzx3RTd
「沒什麼特別的。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEx5LWTmCc
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOi9W5MByia
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGUbxnjhN5
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvrYkThPRH
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCq18b1ZShY
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7JxbRRE57
「睡覺。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBoWrVpjdl
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGiPXomzMP
「手機、鑰匙。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8186Tty8K
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjg77yBMHYm
「他們，能力的意思。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzzO5QY2uW
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMW2Pj7H4jQ
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOLAJUxQwc
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡticfQPAmEt
「沒有。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4toZT1kesR
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVw7pF6LNml
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBV3UqEvZX
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayNSuSdnvX
「……不知道。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoeE4syr2H
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgPZ7LXNzi
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGehgqqciR9
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOS3dNSaHB4
「被機器包圍的感覺。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnAKZyMtkN
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswQ5FEtFGs
「……拒答。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4kykSQryk
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1eYNUoynj
「沒有。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMh4EFXEGI
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4e5uYSRX4a
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2fqAlfSa6
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9MEcOhAEQ
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoxRQ8kYtH
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeYsigoiy7
「好煩。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEknSThWmNC
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpCa9CWBdR
「你覺得呢？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCGT60BiYD
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrpZfBWhm1
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzdn5wyLy1
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8P35nfFIx
「現在……還可以吧。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlBhXeimqP
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DkEC2eKzr
「算有吧。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfpRi8T3LC
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWIrE2jN6Q
「拒答。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVJLSgGwBs
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpBLcOTZuI
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlR9xgGmla
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13vUjLr3CQ
「沒有。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0x85ezM6Cm
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二、私心惡搞篇287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgUBZPfNba
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNdJ6pvb3P
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBJFLpwRYe
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWfuq4vA6L
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF01ZGeQJXT
「好像沒有。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyt4fwAhg9
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfydZPp1FIR
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UF8JSgzrn
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuxQahxb1p
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3XPXhL8Ub
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gvzrGMYbh
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcEdF9CNNz
「不知道。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNl0fMrFZhO
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqh3vIjoxi
「沒有。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqtwwf3TVg
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KZiChCDIE
「哈？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMi2Pr84P1
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGwkSUNgtT
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGm8DIu7l0M
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAnsjtwi3L
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE71nqkc5V6
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxRjBnFyiG
「……」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTQJj4lSpm
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMzY4tXJ2d
「還不把他揍醒？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlRQf4L1cV
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvnxyKesqo
「不知道。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzGUj5uBB2
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1IgJwxweC
「沒有。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcpLom3CLr
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNllM8E0UvC
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
