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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了(欸106Please respect copyright.PENANANSUdaKTOpE連番外也忙到只打到一半而已(←我很誠實!(←不負責任106Please respect copyright.PENANAK0XelhUWne
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?106Please respect copyright.PENANAguuLNHbaKs
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」106Please respect copyright.PENANABuXgZGwF88
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?106Please respect copyright.PENANAtbsN8Jsmzg
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAUWVWwTFi0E
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?106Please respect copyright.PENANA9UfCqm1tR7
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡106Please respect copyright.PENANAnUtx8iZ3N2
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?106Please respect copyright.PENANAxYTlqeCwGb
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」106Please respect copyright.PENANApNNqvTSxEy
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?106Please respect copyright.PENANANmK2KmbzCl
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」106Please respect copyright.PENANALOTNAkJLkA
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?106Please respect copyright.PENANAejNJ3wo6yo
「肉,沒肉會死。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAcXow5HyDXj
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?106Please respect copyright.PENANASkM4uOqJC5
「沒什麼特別的。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAtY4LZKxoco
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?106Please respect copyright.PENANA4jhxzpVJ3c
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAiLrfSQBKof
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?106Please respect copyright.PENANA1fCvCJGuWX
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」106Please respect copyright.PENANA2ukilZkTAR
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?106Please respect copyright.PENANAl41H54T7cR
「睡覺。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAPo9sfRXLG4
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?106Please respect copyright.PENANASaDERxkm1a
「手機、鑰匙。」106Please respect copyright.PENANACwih5gwIEQ
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)106Please respect copyright.PENANAu88wswhTXZ
「他們,能力的意思。」106Please respect copyright.PENANA3W1RYIeJCZ
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?106Please respect copyright.PENANAW12cv1nAWS
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」106Please respect copyright.PENANAkqQSYHY6gQ
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?106Please respect copyright.PENANACjiZ629oiU
「沒有。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAr4zP70VryF
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?106Please respect copyright.PENANA2oQXM1mvA5
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAC60GPcHwoU
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)106Please respect copyright.PENANA4WYuxMU5Jy
「……不知道。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAq3r4Aly6ZJ
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?106Please respect copyright.PENANAsb6aNQ5oZE
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAecuh2y79BT
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?106Please respect copyright.PENANAHoqA3hnO8D
「被機器包圍的感覺。」106Please respect copyright.PENANA5kvKTnUIlI
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?106Please respect copyright.PENANAgmwwqNLPBr
「……拒答。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAI7WjVJV4j3
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?106Please respect copyright.PENANApyI3fyWwDA
「沒有。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAr34L7GzkVu
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?106Please respect copyright.PENANAZAoOm4w79h
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAOfvYbzWCkl
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!106Please respect copyright.PENANAStu5yy24Dt
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAhY79o1J7q6
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?106Please respect copyright.PENANAYFvxWAvvV5
「好煩。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAfQ138tusuZ
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?106Please respect copyright.PENANAAeYuAIZTrD
「你覺得呢?」106Please respect copyright.PENANA6O7z3nVI2u
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?106Please respect copyright.PENANAu6q8POdtQN
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAR5ao9z4D8o
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?106Please respect copyright.PENANA1D1yWUegR5
「現在……還可以吧。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAEHmj2P4GnU
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?106Please respect copyright.PENANAx2NRIj1OG1
「算有吧。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAGxPJ1FmHw1
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?106Please respect copyright.PENANAjVVkYQ32Bn
「拒答。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAgxGIQnTfb3
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?106Please respect copyright.PENANABCLJylJOVl
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAzwZtFX7e4e
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)106Please respect copyright.PENANAS4AhCeA5T2
「沒有。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAzNO5Add5Ws
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二、私心惡搞篇106Please respect copyright.PENANAWnHDwyIi9n
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)106Please respect copyright.PENANA0qfGXVVPvw
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?106Please respect copyright.PENANAsOlJd1c67E
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」106Please respect copyright.PENANArLzluEQZwn
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?106Please respect copyright.PENANASj8z8vmXj0
「好像沒有。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAQXIKJt2V08
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?106Please respect copyright.PENANAEmOFgWl50d
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕106Please respect copyright.PENANAdUBngoEaOf
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?106Please respect copyright.PENANAES5cAkrle4
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」106Please respect copyright.PENANAnxzIhcemcm
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?106Please respect copyright.PENANAA71UGcwBza
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?106Please respect copyright.PENANAw4hYHVyFs3
「不知道。」106Please respect copyright.PENANADGYXrlOSgA
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。106Please respect copyright.PENANAxzuEQlkDtY
「沒有。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAoGZbJtDKaU
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?106Please respect copyright.PENANArkQ1nCHqui
「哈?」106Please respect copyright.PENANAgIHEWLUcQ1
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!106Please respect copyright.PENANAmiFH2f5jpH
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」106Please respect copyright.PENANAdyl4vvIUxP
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?106Please respect copyright.PENANAWHViWTSnbZ
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAp38TdmNV99
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?106Please respect copyright.PENANAu9ChlYFXJ4
「……」106Please respect copyright.PENANAgAqaTcaJyw
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?106Please respect copyright.PENANAGlBh4lZ5mR
「還不把他揍醒?」106Please respect copyright.PENANAYNvpqaIzgw
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?106Please respect copyright.PENANApGWPTkbhGW
「不知道。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAZMlO4WGKzJ
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?106Please respect copyright.PENANA1nmzFcm2VE
「沒有。」106Please respect copyright.PENANA4u17jYhf0P
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?106Please respect copyright.PENANAwgIz32jHJj
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」