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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugjJrV3YLm連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnuEN27O1U
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjg12zJpjr9
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Bvp47fQQo
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtP0qS5iT2
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiVuPvfvHb
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERhNET7UQJ
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbbYcYFWOE
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4Qibs8PH0
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNf3eL1q2IP
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZemrrFlyD
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjkBEVlgiE
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1t216ENxT
「肉，沒肉會死。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVeWqZRbdl
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkPC8CWPuS
「沒什麼特別的。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOY5Ft903bP
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZynZKqhqsQ
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxznnViwSu
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUd0U5WmGRF
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphs53QqlRs
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbUWEkjs3i
「睡覺。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVIEsvqJIm
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsY6S00AwG
「手機、鑰匙。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmT9hmZZBYY
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvZBxG7aek
「他們，能力的意思。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJXjXqlATc
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjmHXBD7D1
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJk1sil3f9y
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgAIA6chQY
「沒有。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVb9YPam24
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7hIsa66BX
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGjZ2J2G4O
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wLhQy1oPi
「……不知道。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbzEzxJYxF
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbbULX9D61
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKTrKO9cWu
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMi8fgp2LbO
「被機器包圍的感覺。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQzqUVspxA
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAV243YBHcv
「……拒答。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaECEsAvFxz
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnJA7TMaLi
「沒有。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Xt3r3we0b
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVloMPDc3wh
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsOBojtiUL
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zYbLAXFhg
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaE7eK1eX3q
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1blHL0AEAV
「好煩。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjUBLc3dZN
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWA5qvedfyC
「你覺得呢？」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhA1msPhcNH
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKNcuSdAw5
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzjHO4hCYa
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNaB6so5qv
「現在……還可以吧。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdq2sxPcxi
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeN0my9mUm1
「算有吧。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa67lvJNAEX
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5SpK9gjKh
「拒答。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j3Yb4NGaI
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDT7l5U1Fn
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvkBC71Ni0
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJW7Ghdip7j
「沒有。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJ9Rh5I0lk
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二、私心惡搞篇250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YW2tNcxLd
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DTa8O2cAg
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTe0dmMYY2G
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuUxkg4RxB
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBedP4fSDEk
「好像沒有。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvXATNhbn6
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9a2zoyZjI
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsV8b81vFr
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHWLaQxrco
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDxvxjmq8X
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUsFvjZlj6
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3VuqRXG1c
「不知道。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpzbRaP5gS
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJPPS8b6CZ
「沒有。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSkNZB8HlI
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLt1Gb5Kif
「哈？」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcyxMM4Z4G
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVohs2ocCCA
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJkkZ1upXd
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMtmP28Ehi
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyurK0HLmBs
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6csfuT7Wv
「……」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7Xo1Up2yX
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEW50VYpch4
「還不把他揍醒？」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyTAy5fjMr
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiKDgSsLsd
「不知道。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HcpKAJvBJ
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAN4U4ko3q
「沒有。」250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6aIUHrOd6
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？250Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4JugHpNCi
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
