Never wrote something like this and was having a bit of trouble figuring out what and how to write this. Hope it's not too bad.
!Warning: Swearing, Death, Corpses, Blood, Drugs, Food Poisoning & Bathroom Joke!
Night Guard 1: Uh... Hey guys? Did y'all just get a text from the head of security? Its um... in the night guard group chat.
Night Guard 2: Yep!
Night Guard 3: Lookin' at it now. Totally weird, dude.
Night Guard 4: Yeah... I'm already in the area. I'll check the loading dock first.
Night Guard 1: Rob? You there? Ya see the- [Interrupted]
Night Guard 5 (Rob): [Interrupts] NO, JAKE. I DIDN'T. My phone's in my locker an' I'm on the can breathing fire out my ASS! You can thank my sister in law's extra spicy chile curry for my shit mood.
Night Guard 1 (Jake): Well then... Sorry for interrupting.
Night Guard 3: Jeez, dude! Chill out.
Night Guard 5 (Rob): *exasperated sigh* Whatever. Can someone please explain what the text said so I know why all of ya are acting strange about it.
Night Guard 2: Okay, but it's written weird. Makes it hard to read.
Night Guard 5 (Rob): Thank you, Samantha.
Night Guard 2 (Sam): It says, "Seems a few someones snuck in through the loading docks. Checked and now we're out a few grand in ingredients and premade stuff. Found and delt with intruders. I'll dispose of this trash. I'll have the docks and second kitchen spotless by dawn. Stay out of the area, you'll get in my way."
Night Guard 5 (Rob): Well. Good luck. I'm not getting involved in whatever cluster fuck that is. It just sounds... wrong."
Night Guard 1 (Jake): Mat? You said you're already there. Wait up, I'm almost there.
Night Guard 4 (Mat): *screams into radio* Don't! You don't wanna see this, you won't sleep for weeks! STAY AWAY. I REPEAT, STAY AWAY!
Night Guard 3: What? Why? What happened over there?
Night Guard 4 (Mat): There's a corps and a half in the docks. One in the kitchen. God there's so much blood. A-And... The food's been poisoned.
Night Guard 1 (Jake): Are you sure?57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2y31bHnPlI
Night Guard 4 (Mat): Yeah. There are bloody drag marks leading out the open dock, across the parking lot. All the way to the woods. There are broken and intact bottles of Cyanide, Strychnine and Tetrodotoxin all over. Looks like there was a fight, must have started in the kitchen. But that's not the worst of it!
Night Guard 2 (Sam): Mat? How the hell could it get worse then poison, corpses and our boss is probably a killer.
Night Guard 4 (Mat): The head of security is one of the corpses. I sent pictures to the owner and am about to call the cops.
Night Guard 5 (Rob): I quit, goodbye! I'd rather shit lava at home then deal with this. Also, I told y'all something wasn't right.
Night Guard 3: I locked myself in parts and services with the day guard, Brian. He's half awake, high as a kite and looks absolutely mortified from what little you said. Good luck, dudes. I don't get paid enough for this.
Day Guard (Brian): Lets hope you three are still alive by the time the po po get here. I'm goin' back to sleep.
Night Guard 1 (Jake): Yeah. I hope so too.ns184.108.40.206da2