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This is two entries from the contest Diarrhea8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrWngTom7m 維尼

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A good while ago,8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡznqzxro6W2 維尼

I was seated, right here, in this very room,8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4VuDJNJPA 維尼

as my stomach gurgled.8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUJTKmISj6 維尼

it moaned and complained, and thought I, 'Heavens, 8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFrjQ9mPwp 維尼

what an odd thing to occur'.8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKVPcAZsPF 維尼

Soon, I felt the funniest feeling - yet there was nothing amusing8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTTQr4eAzb 維尼

about what would hence take place.8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡyE9TbaBU8B 維尼

You see, my friend, a good while ago,8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5o2qKW8Vya 維尼

well, you see...8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtgdmtbjUB 維尼

It hurts me to say, I cannot find respectable terms.8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EM9qM04jx 維尼

Well, my buttocks exploded.8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡlH7gNZ8yKq 維尼

One, and I was sitting idly,8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡkt8e0wCpI5 維尼

Two, and I was feeling a tad off,8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0udwKeR5ox 維尼

Three- It was too late.8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡQROjTVvNsV 維尼

So you understand, my friend8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOTzkl8qMN 維尼

I did truly have Diarrhea.8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6enPF0iHuS 維尼

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don't be a john8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdVC4QFy16 維尼

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John - How come you weren't at bowling tonight? We missed you!8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡfS7Ze5bFkU 維尼

Rose - Ah, John, so lovely to have you call me. Well, I was preoccupied you see...8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56MmOIMuxe 維尼

John - How so?8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3DoG7sY3B 維尼

Rose - I was just a little poorly John, let's leave it at that.8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiBZAq93MF 維尼

John - Was it that nasty virus? Shouldn't you be isolating?8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnztkDaHM7 維尼

Rose - No, no, John it was something else...8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAfmxrBl0a 維尼

John - Well, what then? My son is a doctor, you know, so perhaps I can help.8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8a1t97JZG 維尼

Rose - I had diarrhea, John, okay? Poop was squirting from my behind, okay?8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fT8IkMnG0 維尼

John - Oh. You shouldn't told me.8964 copyright protection295ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvdR8Tcw3E 維尼

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