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This is two entries from the contest Diarrhea8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJBiFRfZvX 維尼

ye old poop poop8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKo6bwQ09W 維尼

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A good while ago,8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOYBmhwbcw 維尼

I was seated, right here, in this very room,8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTag8eUsq9 維尼

as my stomach gurgled.8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6ZVQxs58G 維尼

it moaned and complained, and thought I, 'Heavens, 8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYgCcJ0WZw 維尼

what an odd thing to occur'.8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8owIr4O0D 維尼

Soon, I felt the funniest feeling - yet there was nothing amusing8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfqTATvUhE 維尼

about what would hence take place.8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUcCHM7pgE 維尼

You see, my friend, a good while ago,8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡiC1iyzU6fn 維尼

well, you see...8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFyYMqUprn 維尼

It hurts me to say, I cannot find respectable terms.8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡE25AQ9njam 維尼

Well, my buttocks exploded.8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpJ9aUWlDw 維尼

One, and I was sitting idly,8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYIbZgDlNw 維尼

Two, and I was feeling a tad off,8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pvF6n0NUr 維尼

Three- It was too late.8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡqi2RsO5Nx4 維尼

So you understand, my friend8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEHvDQic2Z 維尼

I did truly have Diarrhea.8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rXbAoXdja 維尼

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don't be a john8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QNXse2pmX 維尼

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John - How come you weren't at bowling tonight? We missed you!8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlEgZJlpd6 維尼

Rose - Ah, John, so lovely to have you call me. Well, I was preoccupied you see...8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66jdCcEbke 維尼

John - How so?8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnn7tlOOsr 維尼

Rose - I was just a little poorly John, let's leave it at that.8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnYXvyUvlF 維尼

John - Was it that nasty virus? Shouldn't you be isolating?8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc6Z7OHM8H 維尼

Rose - No, no, John it was something else...8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxkp6Rhh4c 維尼

John - Well, what then? My son is a doctor, you know, so perhaps I can help.8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1d0DDjmeU 維尼

Rose - I had diarrhea, John, okay? Poop was squirting from my behind, okay?8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeDAlaFRwO 維尼

John - Oh. You shouldn't told me.8964 copyright protection261ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlYVQJ7Uxv 維尼

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