三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰189Please respect copyright.PENANAotcTjJTR67
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。189Please respect copyright.PENANAjIIJYJXg2s
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD189Please respect copyright.PENANAvdltABxE79
平:鮭魚大受歡迎189Please respect copyright.PENANANUQlrchh5P
20:可有些人的名字改不回來189Please respect copyright.PENANAoWMuHLe4yw
我:改不回來?189Please respect copyright.PENANAtFxPmoS4KH
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來189Please respect copyright.PENANAUzLmkFcrqM
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚189Please respect copyright.PENANAeCuEWV0VK6
我:流浪鮭魚XD189Please respect copyright.PENANAIkkHuSUR9u
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次189Please respect copyright.PENANAous2B290fX
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊189Please respect copyright.PENANAiOTokIRnhz
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="189Please respect copyright.PENANAr1RPio48LU
我:XD189Please respect copyright.PENANA0fckk0VZ8U
貓:反正最多可以50字……189Please respect copyright.PENANAgAeVSyNNAN
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……189Please respect copyright.PENANAo4LR8pMk9C
我:XD189Please respect copyright.PENANAwXZ1pHNIzH
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改189Please respect copyright.PENANAOEQtHjpNPq
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快189Please respect copyright.PENANA8UAXgJmlxP
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?189Please respect copyright.PENANAye0r3F2WrZ
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?189Please respect copyright.PENANAjHcvATdOTQ
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了189Please respect copyright.PENANAiAtUct0cjI
我:XD189Please respect copyright.PENANA2xV6bcBoOw
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改189Please respect copyright.PENANAIpjtf0kT86
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