三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰77Please respect copyright.PENANAzI0UKfhPVw
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。77Please respect copyright.PENANAWgmfEbUT1T
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD77Please respect copyright.PENANAyiBjDAQT0O
平:鮭魚大受歡迎77Please respect copyright.PENANA27XOEbK4zd
20:可有些人的名字改不回來77Please respect copyright.PENANAUTMNVuypbG
我:改不回來?77Please respect copyright.PENANATE1W9sCOxE
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來77Please respect copyright.PENANAmylArskJ2k
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚77Please respect copyright.PENANAzEGqIQGmK9
我:流浪鮭魚XD77Please respect copyright.PENANAR3QiiiA6su
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次77Please respect copyright.PENANAqgjhpz2LRn
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊77Please respect copyright.PENANAUvxawoMJCR
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="77Please respect copyright.PENANA9vtolw4Ma0
我:XD77Please respect copyright.PENANAkNQROmKC1q
貓:反正最多可以50字……77Please respect copyright.PENANAwPnNxNcbOY
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……77Please respect copyright.PENANAz299iEu0NO
我:XD77Please respect copyright.PENANAT8bwuz578S
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改77Please respect copyright.PENANAJy3jCxaXH8
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快77Please respect copyright.PENANAHU4UN8lsRy
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?77Please respect copyright.PENANAgxdg5i5z0p
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?77Please respect copyright.PENANASAxWNasLyu
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了77Please respect copyright.PENANAXvmjq72qJE
我:XD77Please respect copyright.PENANAd2FNUrO32Q
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改77Please respect copyright.PENANAhPBtv9pSkI
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