Okay, here's some background knowledge. I post dad jokes daily (well, almost daily), and I finally can put them to good use. I hope it's okay that I just lumped basically all my jokes into one entry.
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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtFS69umYj
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Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the Underworld?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5UXjOG13s
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Demeter wasn't working.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATqXg9hm3U
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Yesterday I was washing my car with my son.
He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6JGchbpxo
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Genie: What is your final wish?
Kid: I wish I were you.
Genie: Weurd, but alrught.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yIbvN6mHs
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FBXjqAEeu
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"Bison."484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYL8rVregyA
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Bread is like the sun.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwyrV1Wo3A
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It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzwxDl7Zzo
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGMfMWoWT2
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaYmTLppbQ
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Its butt.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZhEkYwd6S
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotCaW8oxUc
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First, a tractor.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UW2owVII8
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVi2V0F6nPk
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Gravy.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhefdaSMb5
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Medusa caught the eye of a street musician.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukbbw2kjyE
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Now he's a rockstar.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2BG9DPD7h
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after almost 6 months. She asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor said, "You had twins, a girl, and a boy. They're both fine. Your brother named them for you."
The woman said, "No! My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
The doctor replied, "Denise."
The woman said, "Oh, that's pretty. What about the boy?"
The doctor let out a deep sigh, and said, "Denephew."484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2gtIQZnV0
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Do trees poop?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybnSu02CJ8
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Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fUIjNgfRd
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPVFGEJjnI
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A "do-you-think-he-saurus."484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpinHTICi0h
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Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Z1Z8lODUH
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She couldn't control her pupils.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DR5cGx86u
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What do peppers do when they're angry?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmf8oYTdP6j
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They get jalapeño face.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbP1doQKtgW
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Today someone told me I am average.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4Rqt5FtG6
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I told them that's just mean.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8L3tgSYiI
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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPApxBNtvF
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Pointless.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDere3Ljxwm
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Dude 1: "Hey bro?"
Dude 2: "Yeah bro?"
Dude 1: "Can you hand me that pamphlet?"
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Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhQsvamI6a
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He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsqMzHeXL9
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Have you ever tried to catch fog?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQo3J3G4bmv
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I tried yesterday but I mist.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHQ9m0G01r
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Why can't you ever run through a campsite?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkumw1Rbf86
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You can only ran—it's always past tents.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRqUzscqoL
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What country's capital is growing the fastest?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJuWQ6GDUq
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Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyz3TRzqUJ
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What has four wheels and flies?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdcxcDuh7B
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A garbage truck.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuWRAWAy5i
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEdRvfxdZ0
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...so I pushed her over.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSOBsxo3PQ
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkknqUGvaY
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If they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNjzQPJEwk
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Uh, yeah. That's all I got.
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