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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKTUjKNONS
一、直接說。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOnuSezW7o
「我想分手。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSYoVYryN4
「好。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2yq1hDSbQ
？！這麼乾脆……676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdGtd1MqnZ
「那……」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡic1IY3vFpF
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7xySRcpTp
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVY7rYuCk82
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWC4XnRyh4r
「……好吧。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0raTddJO0a
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6iSxyFdYK
「根本算不完啊！！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bE74b9VI4
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXSnUBUqvz
「……我不玩了。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfNImB5kgJ
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二、劈腿。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30jm3ge0LE
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgeFOeSi3o
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxJfz9dbQ3
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XXBfnrcPL
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaArps6vQ6e
「……」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCFjp73DXX
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIYhHB8ulS
「……」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFR88P3qap5
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHMIVlg02i
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三、我躲！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHkmKROuu2
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqH43BDk1k
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFy960AB610
錯了。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz5TZ4TZTO
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2wfaLPCBk
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Z0VzivpfX
「……」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKmKnP2Cg9
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjirFWUUtJ
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