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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdP2K0eVa4r
一、直接說。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENEsdAyW3P
「我想分手。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFleo9r3fmy
「好。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQF6w9lsAJ
？！這麼乾脆……671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDeVancbiR
「那……」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZlLnQ53Kt
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQakERpMNYd
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmjmTzZv6k
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrw6a8MLx7
「……好吧。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6QH2VVUf7
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUdmTRW4eV
「根本算不完啊！！」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdarOYhhG0X
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXQKrPZhh7
「……我不玩了。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdV7A1Wilt
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二、劈腿。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lgBbX7d0s
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBF75vVej31
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdp3bv6zb7O
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9AHiq0lu7
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RMBa41z6d
「……」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN3NDIWuqX
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ4ZqWFJz7
「……」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdBSQe8h7W
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97k59p7eIb
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三、我躲！671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFVb8wGU8T
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOc45ubvDNG
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssARCLaEm4
錯了。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KfuQnyNod
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkSLE5Q3in
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpk04VUlIv
「……」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdF3RNYQhUa
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2LTsRAvql
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