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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式?673Please respect copyright.PENANAPWDKVAViHt
一、直接說。673Please respect copyright.PENANA62P3yWD8k8
「我想分手。」673Please respect copyright.PENANAjls7Nh9npw
「好。」673Please respect copyright.PENANANUCLYdig2y
?!這麼乾脆……673Please respect copyright.PENANAsll5r1rHUB
「那……」673Please respect copyright.PENANAsgye5RWWO0
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產,還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」673Please respect copyright.PENANAPRVNU35xiT
「……不用算得那麼清吧?我其實……無所謂的。」673Please respect copyright.PENANAE9syazZwkb
「要算得清楚,才能分得乾淨,不是嗎?」673Please respect copyright.PENANAIP7gpWYQR1
「……好吧。」673Please respect copyright.PENANA4PnAZt1Drp
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。673Please respect copyright.PENANA3XhGcqmPRK
「根本算不完啊!!」673Please respect copyright.PENANAcdJAZqZPq3
「加油,你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」673Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8XnvF64Cq
「……我不玩了。」673Please respect copyright.PENANAq4OHVoMiRK
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二、劈腿。673Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5UWEuaXsH
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧?673Please respect copyright.PENANAjGKQyvBUDd
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響,沒想到……673Please respect copyright.PENANAg2Hrey3INP
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼?」673Please respect copyright.PENANAZq5cRmVTK0
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好?沒關係,你們繼續,我不打擾。」673Please respect copyright.PENANAA3uBcIghEL
「……」673Please respect copyright.PENANAWrS3IS9Fl4
「覺得我礙事,我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠,就掛在窗上,沒事的,不用在意我。」673Please respect copyright.PENANAr9DnJiBXtf
「……」673Please respect copyright.PENANA6EFvYl3u2E
「對不起,我打擾兩位了,我滾。」新對象如是說。673Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1MRXS7qfN
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三、我躲!673Please respect copyright.PENANAF1eXHNxd1c
直接分手不成,難道還不能直接躲他嗎?673Please respect copyright.PENANAdF31u2oQCR
相信躲久了,他也會忘記他這個人的。673Please respect copyright.PENANAEPqrRfU2jS
錯了。673Please respect copyright.PENANAsWR4Cf8bUV
不管他怎麼躲,躲去哪裡,他都有辦法找到他。673Please respect copyright.PENANABJzJHbxxYc
「您忘了,我們在一起七百多年了嗎?」他陰側側地笑著,表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡,怎麼躲人?我會不清楚嗎?」673Please respect copyright.PENANAtxmF18GRPU
「……」673Please respect copyright.PENANAe2e9fprFhh
好吧,誰來告訴他,究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手?673Please respect copyright.PENANAKwSBxU8gOw
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