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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgofl6wximH
一、直接說。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PmSbq2tBf
「我想分手。」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJhRwCDgT0
「好。」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytXlhuKFNF
？！這麼乾脆……807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcGdkV8LhE
「那……」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaFTPwsBEQ
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bIilZJ7CK
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi18zbike45
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyoXAO8gO8
「……好吧。」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf42OnqXed0
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdaamYKV4H
「根本算不完啊！！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnoO0pMO4u
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEQbGscvav
「……我不玩了。」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUzyDXiD1B
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二、劈腿。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRwqiosXRC
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW66gCHEzJ4
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNm0WflaQU
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXklOiMYBj
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bPAjGSJeX
「……」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRALhVa07r
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNt3gcgNL7C
「……」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IMZGTGjNG
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2322kWlcO
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三、我躲！807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiQcrql5ag
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvvOYu3XxY
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczrV1PFYZx
錯了。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLfLCv2Tud
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjOUYK8mBb
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRioxPXgLmi
「……」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfsxudtPhz
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9F3FIU2tuB
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