Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo342Please respect copyright.PENANA4F81xvcyf6
- iPhones are SEXY342Please respect copyright.PENANACdocfvE44K
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!342Please respect copyright.PENANADrbJJ0CBvs
- YOU LIE342Please respect copyright.PENANAkSWCOC9icv
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag342Please respect copyright.PENANAzVSJv6KcLk
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 342Please respect copyright.PENANALyjpoympa3
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 342Please respect copyright.PENANAKANCIBQa4O
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.342Please respect copyright.PENANAmofrxBAMq9
- Character development is only possible through murder.342Please respect copyright.PENANAIjIUaE87yJ
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania342Please respect copyright.PENANAXE1n5HAbVE
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools342Please respect copyright.PENANA7ECXTu54HU
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess342Please respect copyright.PENANAgNGs4uwlXz
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct342Please respect copyright.PENANAXnCaY1Idhv
- i like the *bling* *bling*342Please respect copyright.PENANAwPhjZF4IT9
- hashtag accessorize342Please respect copyright.PENANAPicS6mtwGs
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!342Please respect copyright.PENANAMZhNh5QqZQ
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!342Please respect copyright.PENANAU2IouQxjbf
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!342Please respect copyright.PENANArr0UV8KunZ
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore342Please respect copyright.PENANADEFzVld2Ir
- we're done here, you butcher.342Please respect copyright.PENANA3Cb54p0MWI
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN342Please respect copyright.PENANAVjsSGmZrB2
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...342Please respect copyright.PENANA3i8B5nYm5C
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars342Please respect copyright.PENANAcccARJjLKX
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.342Please respect copyright.PENANAPmsN6ZkSWv
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 342Please respect copyright.PENANA6dPrai9uHV
kid 2: sure. 342Please respect copyright.PENANAPyfCtRKQAo
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 342Please respect copyright.PENANAFypykr8znA
kid 2: ... sure.342Please respect copyright.PENANAF1Oq7KpOmJ