Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ18KbqFp3
- iPhones are SEXY382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHS5xn75Qg
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXv0PGTTUNO
- YOU LIE382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgO8kGX0Y1M
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwksogMvhmA
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEfnkDIVbJ
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fwaBXNoPH
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uFKFD7Ve6
- Character development is only possible through murder.382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN64rOdnjrP
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlV7RQqim7a
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2w5HG3Uub
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhRlC9ZZD9
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAXBRmWYQW
- i like the *bling* *bling*382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnz4BrmVfBn
- hashtag accessorize382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk6ZNLNLfr
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBHdOvD4If
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJLuU0yiT2
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVflJyD1UD5
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXjZx02Ae6
- we're done here, you butcher.382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pK9hhcwHM
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9U7xvYpjk
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvSb6Z2knK
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU5wxnMysc
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqYdVJ84oi
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI44L50K5jl
kid 2: sure. 382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oTbrHEN6J
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdmS966rUt
kid 2: ... sure.382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KaQBgbjiF
