Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo404Please respect copyright.PENANA2csDXOaxnN
- iPhones are SEXY404Please respect copyright.PENANAdhdlKvGQQa
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!404Please respect copyright.PENANA0Nsj4hV2X9
- YOU LIE404Please respect copyright.PENANA2z9ioMglql
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag404Please respect copyright.PENANAsvRmErOYkK
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 404Please respect copyright.PENANAkya4oa3gFt
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 404Please respect copyright.PENANA7yypyove8q
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.404Please respect copyright.PENANAbyWFSOa7eU
- Character development is only possible through murder.404Please respect copyright.PENANA9htVoOjkDn
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania404Please respect copyright.PENANArFkyQimSJV
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools404Please respect copyright.PENANAHW0e0pL1TU
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess404Please respect copyright.PENANAFpKxS1KrvT
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct404Please respect copyright.PENANA7x8O1NVhHV
- i like the *bling* *bling*404Please respect copyright.PENANAB4tr6DYyXz
- hashtag accessorize404Please respect copyright.PENANANTKagEFQTu
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!404Please respect copyright.PENANAWaaI7NxjLW
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!404Please respect copyright.PENANAeaRdx8lqm1
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!404Please respect copyright.PENANAGJxerautSm
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore404Please respect copyright.PENANAh89XFU0bLf
- we're done here, you butcher.404Please respect copyright.PENANAkLdiT0bxZ7
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN404Please respect copyright.PENANAY8aLnWFdI7
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...404Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5sLfoiw35
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars404Please respect copyright.PENANAsd9y16ELdj
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.404Please respect copyright.PENANAr2KtsxGAXE
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 404Please respect copyright.PENANA8L4HyEIa8I
kid 2: sure. 404Please respect copyright.PENANAIZGVITouJA
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 404Please respect copyright.PENANAoijMfNRzXJ
kid 2: ... sure.404Please respect copyright.PENANAV1NxneUYN8