Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo103Please respect copyright.PENANADQFsbQ8acE
- iPhones are SEXY103Please respect copyright.PENANALXo793Hwq1
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!103Please respect copyright.PENANAIHp4hp74Lm
- YOU LIE103Please respect copyright.PENANACuQSojkPaK
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag103Please respect copyright.PENANASNmjfTnsoF
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 103Please respect copyright.PENANApU8IHVGqk6
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 103Please respect copyright.PENANAcauP4Vfdjz
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.103Please respect copyright.PENANALndJj0NR2c
- Character development is only possible through murder.103Please respect copyright.PENANAY75ArBO3uJ
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania103Please respect copyright.PENANAEoEIQqFBc1
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools103Please respect copyright.PENANA4VOYrTAZmD
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess103Please respect copyright.PENANA5ler9OnGf6
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct103Please respect copyright.PENANAGdvxOIOq7y
- i like the *bling* *bling*103Please respect copyright.PENANAcs5b6xITPg
- hashtag accessorize103Please respect copyright.PENANAKVfqkowMrk
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!103Please respect copyright.PENANAvLiVoJc1A1
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!103Please respect copyright.PENANA6nfaVdZG2D
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!103Please respect copyright.PENANAK1nGkqoVj0
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore103Please respect copyright.PENANAiz2f2LzSz0
- we're done here, you butcher.103Please respect copyright.PENANAApTQICgEME
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN103Please respect copyright.PENANAjUJHmwURz0
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...103Please respect copyright.PENANAANK3hfuHRG
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars103Please respect copyright.PENANAPO37g6ixSk
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.103Please respect copyright.PENANAJS7HndNjti
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 103Please respect copyright.PENANAjee72fBVxz
kid 2: sure. 103Please respect copyright.PENANAtO4b8sLEy1
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 103Please respect copyright.PENANA64FYpUO8dk
kid 2: ... sure.103Please respect copyright.PENANABv8SlS9EQj