Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo345Please respect copyright.PENANAvegESXwbij
- iPhones are SEXY345Please respect copyright.PENANAiTJznpnCUZ
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!345Please respect copyright.PENANAhHpXyCJ6nq
- YOU LIE345Please respect copyright.PENANAVLuhY1f9Z1
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag345Please respect copyright.PENANAOf3G8swg5e
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 345Please respect copyright.PENANATl2GOCOFDc
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 345Please respect copyright.PENANAnV1wpZmBnf
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.345Please respect copyright.PENANAb0Xq8qGRE1
- Character development is only possible through murder.345Please respect copyright.PENANAzIDWqvzzw0
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania345Please respect copyright.PENANAIfaHw5TmpS
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools345Please respect copyright.PENANA5hvJBtNZax
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess345Please respect copyright.PENANAXEXr40zm1n
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct345Please respect copyright.PENANAI7Oh6zlWGU
- i like the *bling* *bling*345Please respect copyright.PENANASIL57G9wUc
- hashtag accessorize345Please respect copyright.PENANAXFlMlOSnzw
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!345Please respect copyright.PENANAS7Usidd0jw
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!345Please respect copyright.PENANA3O64b58KYu
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!345Please respect copyright.PENANAZXFMnHrXVO
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore345Please respect copyright.PENANA1D3IPjNDhy
- we're done here, you butcher.345Please respect copyright.PENANAyH3sSp2jXi
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN345Please respect copyright.PENANAwCmJcgarDh
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...345Please respect copyright.PENANAtQDB6OfL8i
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars345Please respect copyright.PENANAGD01feyFjo
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.345Please respect copyright.PENANA28BWhj7r5J
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 345Please respect copyright.PENANAEudW58AxMf
kid 2: sure. 345Please respect copyright.PENANAFuC44fmy47
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 345Please respect copyright.PENANADWF2WanCug
kid 2: ... sure.345Please respect copyright.PENANAuMp6nMxhjl