去到茶記,老婆已經到了。411Please respect copyright.PENANAgZkEBcsA3g
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「咁啱嘅,等人呀?」我用她以前常用的開場白。411Please respect copyright.PENANAO1higXGnp8
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她白我一眼沒有理睬我,繼續側耳偷聽隔離枱一對中年男女的對話。411Please respect copyright.PENANALMoY1mEMZw
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眼前這個師奶仔,自從生了小朋友後,比以前稍稍豐滿了少許,大概是肌肉鬆弛又貪嘴吧,不過身形仍是屬於纖瘦(抱歉我要異常小心表達,否則動輒有血光之災,而且會連累「新歡」),頭髮又因懶得打理剪短到及肩;嘿,面頰就真有點飽滿,中女包包面走唔甩了,大眼睛在包面的強烈對比下,顯得比年輕時細了,皮膚比之少女時代改善了很多,唯彷如月球表面的暗瘡疤痕仍然隱約可見。411Please respect copyright.PENANASmqafBjdRo
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見她仍然靜心偷聽,為免我們的對話倒過來被人察覺,遂發個Wtsapp探聽一下。411Please respect copyright.PENANAlqbMAA6squ
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懶得理她,自顧自的叫了個下午茶餐。411Please respect copyright.PENANAUaCmtO4fmJ
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當茶餐上枱時,終於引起她的注意了,用高音頻的聲音怪叫著:「哇!今日你生日呀?餐蛋麵加凍奶茶?!三高喎!」近十年老虎乸出現的頻率以幾何級數倍增,應驗了「連登福音」——港女一結婚就…咳…持家有道。411Please respect copyright.PENANArynJoESO3y
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「嘻嘻…今日適逢拍拖週年紀念,食得開心啲唔怕啦~」我們是在某年的大除夕開始拍拖的,所以每年都會相約收工後,去茶記食個Tea慶祝(悼念?)一下。411Please respect copyright.PENANAuSLgQ2RLci