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No Plagiarism!02MhDQatJAvpL7uMA5SMposted on PENANA 「高手。」「ㄍㄟ掰。」「訓練有素。」「經驗豐富。」「油膩。」「刻意。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA7LAd4gAKYe 維尼
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鳴佐兩人一邊夾菜,一邊像在玩接龍一樣,輪流發表對路克那則訊息的看法,婷婷終於聽不下去,出聲制止:「喂!把我學弟講成什麼樣子?這叫成熟紳士好不好?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAkxX6u5PWSe 維尼
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「寫作紳士,唸作⋯⋯」鳴人原本還想玩梗,被婷婷一瞪,瞬間孬掉。8964 copyright protection83PENANAK2d9teBeij 維尼
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我覺得婷婷說得很對,認識當天就傳問候,這麼禮貌的人我第一次遇過。「你們為什麼覺得這樣不好?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAJ8RjT6in5B 維尼
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佐助喝了一口飲料,悶悶地說:「只傳給你一個人,目的性太強。」咦?這是吃醋了嗎?你也想收到訊息嗎?你一個直男跟 gay 爭什麼啊?8964 copyright protection83PENANAOiWRuvsXHy 維尼
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「也不是不好,只他很有經驗的樣子。」怕再得罪資深美術,鳴人似乎收斂了一點,回復理性分析的模式,「你們經驗值差太多,史萊姆對上巴哈姆特,他只要有心,就可以把你啃到骨頭都不剩。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAfSExNcQ30P 維尼
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「可是鳴人,史萊姆沒有骨頭。」我一回答,旁邊的同事又笑噴了。8964 copyright protection83PENANAfdED7Et6KI 維尼
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午休結束回到座位,婷婷還有點不高興,探過頭來壓低聲音,對我說:「我學弟人品很好的,你不要聽他們在那邊搞破壞。」8964 copyright protection83PENANArQ9RByWiVc 維尼
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「我知道啦,你不會隨便介紹人給我。他們也是關心嘛,誰叫我之前那麼笨?這次我會好好觀察的。」說實在,才認識大家不到半年,就能得到那麼多關心,我除了感恩還是感恩。8964 copyright protection83PENANALRuwIsJvJI 維尼
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婷婷揚起嘴角,「好啦,畢竟感情就是這樣。別人說的話,隨便聽一聽,自己做決定。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA1p9X4pSQhi 維尼
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我心中突然充滿同情,問:「婷婷,你是不是很久沒唱歌了?不然我請你唱歌好不好?」8964 copyright protection83PENANApk7HRmg17Q 維尼
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她回我一個有點哀怨的眼神,「等專案結束後吧,最近家裡也忙。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAIOGiHJa05v 維尼
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最近專案的確忙起來了,高層臨時決議把死線提前,拚十二月初上架。為此企劃開了好幾次會,決定哪些功能延後推出,美術這邊也得趕工,所以我們一週大約有兩三天會加班趕進度。8964 copyright protection83PENANAwBwwRvbdXr 維尼
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禮拜二我在公司待到八點,在公車上搖搖晃晃差點睡著,直到上捷運才有精神看一下手機。我點開未讀訊息,看到路克十分鐘前傳來:8964 copyright protection83PENANALdEly6Cmdm 維尼
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「阿傑你好,請問禮拜五晚上有沒有空?那天七點有一場漫才劇,我朋友臨時有事,想出兩張票,你有興趣和我一起去嗎?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAcXL7Et5C6y 維尼
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我趕緊拜會谷歌大神,大約了解這是近年很紅的喜劇形式,這個劇團的票更是常常開賣即完售,有機會去看看也不錯。8964 copyright protection83PENANABIUPvkW6VK 維尼
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於是我們約週五晚上六點四十五在劇場門口見,互道晚安後,我也到站了。8964 copyright protection83PENANAtHCT9SXgt6 維尼
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沒想到那麼快就要單獨約出去⋯⋯。我打開和鳴人的聊天室,打了幾個字,想了想,又全部刪掉,退出應用程式。8964 copyright protection83PENANAgWCFDje8X3 維尼
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什麼雞毛蒜皮的小事都急著報告也太煩人了,還是自立自強一點吧。8964 copyright protection83PENANAfWL6Olrwzk 維尼
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原本想事後再報告,隔天就不小心自爆。8964 copyright protection83PENANASmSLj1S5F7 維尼
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午休時間,葉子哀說最近壓力好大,想去唱歌。話一出口,立刻有人提議不如禮拜五下班後直衝 KTV,獲得八成覆議。8964 copyright protection83PENANAVD2rIehDNc 維尼
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佐助問我:「去嗎?」我不得不老實回答:「我、我禮拜五下班有事。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAhzuXAPx7mM 維尼
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葉子狐疑地看著我,「有事就有事,幹嘛那麼嬌羞?約會哦?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAvwlfRY6CFq 維尼
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被她這樣一說,我頓時覺得臉熱了起來,反駁道:「我哪有嬌羞?」8964 copyright protection83PENANA22RKLIA6gT 維尼
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同事們看到我們反應更加興奮了,「哎喲哎喲,說中了。」「臉超紅。」婷婷更是滿意地點頭,說:「我學弟動作挺快的嘛。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAZSoelbX7vw 維尼
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看大家興奮成那樣,我總覺得很有必要解釋:「沒有啦,他朋友臨時不能去看戲,才找我去的。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAEMRsuq950f 維尼
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鳴人一臉不爽,好像被拋棄了一樣,「說好有戲要揪的,怎麼只揪你一個?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAd0DjQsJfs3 維尼
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「因為票早就在一個月前賣光了吧,他也只有兩張而已。」我覺得再解釋下去好像會沒完沒了,趕緊拉回正題,「所以,你們去就好,玩開心點,我這次先不跟。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAKFKcdAaIi2 維尼
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鳴佐互看一眼,隨即也加入了唱歌團。8964 copyright protection83PENANAFHjUOS0Bkz 維尼
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禮拜五下班前,我去廁所換好隱形眼鏡、整理頭髮,才穿過此起彼落的「阿傑加油」、「鴛鴛相抱」等喊話,走出公司大門。救命,從沒覺得廁所到門口的距離那麼遠過,這間公司的人難道都在八卦沒在上班的嗎?8964 copyright protection83PENANAVbUGGCg4dS 維尼
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沒時間吃飯,我在便利店冷藏櫃前猶豫了一下,放棄可能會讓海苔黏在門牙上的飯糰,抓起兩個三明治,邊啃邊攔計程車。幸好今天交通不怎麼塞,讓我順利準時到達劇場。8964 copyright protection83PENANA6g2YJ1DEOt 維尼
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路克依然是高領加西裝外套的打扮,用電影男主角的姿勢拿著票站在劇場門口,見到我,便笑著揮了揮手。8964 copyright protection83PENANAizaCpixO1Y 維尼
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嗚哇,像我這樣的人,居然能跟這種等級的帥哥約會,真是抽到 SSR 了。8964 copyright protection83PENANA6a5CARyCRj 維尼
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喜劇容易入門,像我這種普羅大眾也能懂。意想不到的段子一個接一個,好像有用不完的梗,笑得我腹肌都練出來了,難怪他們的票總是早早完售。8964 copyright protection83PENANAwTE6SCzTxK 維尼
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散場的時候,他問我:「如何?還喜歡嗎?」8964 copyright protection83PENANA6yK8M0qjFT 維尼
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我狂點頭,「超有梗,而且有些埋得好深,笑死!」8964 copyright protection83PENANAAkdePAvL5y 維尼
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「其實我平常看實驗劇場比較多,但偶爾看這種輕鬆的也不錯。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA7hElD9f2UG 維尼
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「實驗劇場?那是什麼?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAXZm0sE2HVP 維尼
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聽到我的問題,他似乎愣了一下,隨即又恢復微笑道:「我也不知道怎麼解釋,下次一起去看?」8964 copyright protection83PENANA40bsizkVDi 維尼
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「好啊。」多認識生活圈外的人真的不錯,好像在探索未知的領域。8964 copyright protection83PENANA5DGnJaDJqu 維尼
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走出劇場,他問我想不想喝點東西。原以為他說的是咖啡廳什麼的,結果他帶我走進一間酒吧,穿過一排沙發座位,坐在吧台前。8964 copyright protection83PENANAUeKLteaNQw 維尼
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「你好,請問要喝點什麼?」調酒師很快便走過來打招呼,他也熟門熟路地點了一杯聽都沒聽過的調酒。調酒師又轉向我,我一時慌了,擠半天才擠出個調酒的名字:「那個⋯⋯長、長島冰茶?」調酒師點點頭,回到工作台開始作業。8964 copyright protection83PENANA28VZtqMpEj 維尼
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呼,來這樣的地方不知道要點什麼好像很遜砲,幸好我還知道長島冰茶,沒有出糗。8964 copyright protection83PENANAz7EBAVQ4w1 維尼
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這時服務生將菜單放在我們面前,告知今天有活動,打卡送小菜。聞言我馬上掏出手機,「那兩個人打卡,就送兩個小菜嗎?」8964 copyright protection83PENANA1thdnNAhHU 維尼
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服務生笑著說:「一般是一桌送一個啦,不過既然你們坐吧台,就裝作不認識好了。」說完還比了一個「噓」的手勢。8964 copyright protection83PENANAL60I5Xx2Oi 維尼
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我們兩個打完卡,讓她檢查,又加點了幾個小菜。她笑著點單,笑著收走菜單,從頭到尾都對著路克巧笑倩兮。等她離開後,我忍不住對路克說:「都是託路克大大的福,多送一個小菜。人帥真好。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAhxUGEFMxhZ 維尼
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「什麼大大?」他好像有聽不懂我在說什麼,過了兩秒才反應過來,「哦,我還真不習慣被這樣叫。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAOVwXmXXhlq 維尼
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「龍舌蘭日出、長島冰茶。」調酒師如同閃現一般,在我們面前放下兩杯調酒和帳單,又回到工作崗位去了。8964 copyright protection83PENANAtW4FwPNv8q 維尼
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看到帳單,我才想起票的錢還沒算,趕緊掏出皮夾,「對了,剛剛的票多少錢?我先給你。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA4U4PsdX6rD 維尼
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他盯著我的皮夾,神情有些古怪,過了一會,苦笑道:「對我那麼沒興趣嗎?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAwriDORCr9R 維尼
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「啊?」我的嘴張成一個很蠢的O形,思索他話裡的意思。8964 copyright protection83PENANAwnykEiVnL8 維尼
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「不是嗎?」他笑得既禮貌又尷尬,「我以為,不想有下次約會,才會堅持各付各的。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAMITYWoPx76 維尼
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見他誤會,我連忙搖手否認:「沒有沒有,我是想說,才見兩次面,怎麼可以讓你付錢。」而且我們都還不熟,怎麼會知道有沒有興趣?8964 copyright protection83PENANAYSuk5ZQ2GU 維尼
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他單手握拳壓在人中上,拳頭完全遮不住上揚的嘴角,「你⋯⋯沒被人追過嗎?」8964 copyright protection83PENANA3pk6ucM5cg 維尼
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「⋯⋯我跟前男友都各付各的。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAiV1QbrohmZ 維尼
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他的表情又變得奇怪,這次我瞬間就發現失誤了。8964 copyright protection83PENANAJ7jbAj2yMO 維尼
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黃英傑——,約會時提什麼前男友啊!!!8964 copyright protection83PENANAnxTligIXPx 維尼
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我識相地閉上嘴,抓起吸管猛吸,卻差點嗆到,像狗狗似地張嘴吐舌頭呼吸。8964 copyright protection83PENANAIRrp0IelB7 維尼
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好燒!是誰說長島冰茶甜甜的喝不出酒味?味覺白痴才喝不出來吧!8964 copyright protection83PENANA8tL9CSmwbI 維尼
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路克向調酒師要了一杯水,放在我手邊,說:「我猜⋯⋯你沒喝過長島冰茶?」8964 copyright protection83PENANADIY7p4JNQK 維尼
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我頹喪地點頭承認。他又問:「也沒來過夜店?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAPrlUa1UBBC 維尼
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你猜謎系?「⋯⋯不常來。」8964 copyright protection83PENANA0YHi6bALLp 維尼
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好嘛,我就是沒見過世面又無趣。既然如此,我乾脆全盤托出:「大學時我問前男友要不要在一起就在一起了,一直到最近才分手,沒人追過我。我只會喝便利商店的啤酒,沒來過夜店,長島冰茶只聽過,沒喝過。」說完,又自暴自棄地喝了幾大口,只希望酒精快點麻痺我的羞恥心。8964 copyright protection83PENANA6SDjdscvAr 維尼
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「好好好,別喝那麼快。」他按下我的杯子,笑道:「這也不是什麼丟臉的事啊。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAfNkyDNxmnk 維尼
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酒後吐真言,我又招了更多內心話:「我覺得你人不錯,但是我們才剛認識,要說有沒有興趣好像還太早。」8964 copyright protection83PENANABhxJvM8PYB 維尼
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「有道理,」他深以為然地點點頭,然後比出三根手指,「不然我們出來三次,如果約會三次都沒感覺的話,就當認識一個新朋友。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAYhKymcmVi5 維尼
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我想了一想,「好主意耶。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAqZ27yrYAVc 維尼
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「吃點東西吧。」他把服務生端來的小菜推到我面前,「你剛剛喝得有點猛,吃點東西墊肚子,不然很快就茫了。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAifROkjscq1 維尼
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小菜跟酒消失得一樣快。酒酣耳熱之際,我們聊起各自的感情史。現在提起羅浩宇,我已經沒有當初心痛的感覺了,但是憤怒和怨氣似乎沒那麼容易消。8964 copyright protection83PENANAdQPu10iFzX 維尼
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「你還年輕,才會看不開。再過幾年,你就會發現生氣只是懲罰到自己。」他講得淡然,好像被劈腿沒什麼大不了的。可能他說得對,但我現在還沒到達那個境界,不是很想聽這些。8964 copyright protection83PENANAfFaxp5rKxd 維尼
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接下來的時間成了路克老師心靈成長教室。我吃著小菜,心不在焉地聽,眼神逐漸聚焦到吧台後方那一整面酒牆。一瓶瓶烈酒排排站,背景的鏡子映著瓶身,好像有兩倍數量的酒瓶一樣。8964 copyright protection83PENANAQcmEy18cKO 維尼
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倏地,我皺起眉頭,瞇起眼睛,懷疑自己眼花了。8964 copyright protection83PENANAeajIsakSXy 維尼
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我一定比自己以為的還要茫,因為我在綠色瓶子和透明瓶子中間的縫隙,看到兩個熟悉的身影。8964 copyright protection83PENANAHmPGlh0CfD 維尼
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