"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
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"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
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"Your test results are back," the doctor said. "And you only have two days to live."
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"That's the good news?" the patient asked. "What's the bad news?"
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The doctor sighed. "I've been trying to reach you for two days."177Please respect copyright.PENANAwqQjW2kz9t