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【劍三X泰貝前世】大俠,拜師不?
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By 喵芭渴死姬
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10. 楓華好基情917Please respect copyright.PENANAGSkxFF72Yj
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「咱們奔雷營的兵都是響噹噹的豪傑,我們絕不會放棄任何一個兄弟!」917Please respect copyright.PENANAboeMFx3P4t
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「嗯嗯!說得好!」917Please respect copyright.PENANAwjrenwkX1F
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「所以,還請兩位俠士助我們一臂之力。」917Please respect copyright.PENANA6uBv1OogPf
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「先……」某俠士正想開口周旋,卻被迫不及待一展身手的少俠打斷。917Please respect copyright.PENANALNCVDbsExH
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「沒問題,要做什麼?打壞狼牙屁屁?扮鬼嚇人?還是偷下瀉藥?小爺我都很拿手唷!」917Please respect copyright.PENANAH9LX3F0DNm
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「請幫我們把傷兵搬回來。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAWDJVGED7uO
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苗貝兒看了看周遭一個個人高馬大的壯漢士兵,再低頭瞧了瞧自己不及他們一半的身高,露出呆茫的神情。傳泰伊無奈地扶額輕嘆,小傢伙又魯莽要吃鱉了。917Please respect copyright.PENANAmmo2njgsfy
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自一個月前重逢後,兩人在平津村逗留了數日,便再次踏上闖蕩江湖之旅。苗貝兒這趟千里尋徒,做了萬全計畫,打算實踐西遊明教的承諾,雖然途間需經過戰亂地區,但他們倆皆非手無縛雞之力的平凡百姓,又有彼此相互照應,故無須憂慮。917Please respect copyright.PENANACdLR0ZuaZD
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誰知,他們才到洛陽沒多久,苗貝兒無意間打聽到兩位舊識的近況,便突發奇想,堅持要去一趟楓華谷,又一路調皮折騰經過的狼牙兵營地,弄得叛軍人仰馬翻士氣大亂,因而搗蛋出名聲來,受到當地唐軍的徵召尋求協助。917Please respect copyright.PENANAsJQ4HVo13L
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「徒、徒兒?」沒想到會接到自己最不擅長的苦力任務,苗貝兒立馬哭哭地朝聰明的帥徒兒投去救命眼神,可惜,傳泰伊決定要給這不聽話的小笨蛋一個教訓。917Please respect copyright.PENANA4FEWBWoBE6
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「自己應的承諾,自己做。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAQYgmpdt6Fh
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「嗚嗚嗚,可是為師答應的是咱們兩人份的說。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAsHxmOsWz0c
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於是,震天殺伐聲中,一身書生儒袍卻高大有力的傳泰伊,一手一個傷兵,健步如飛,輕鬆自如,苗貝兒卻眼神已死地背著比自己高壯兩倍的大漢,步履蹣跚,欲哭無淚。917Please respect copyright.PENANAxvddHlVolK
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「那個……少俠……」背上的傷兵大叔忍不住開口,「幫俺抬高一點啊,這腳都埋到地下了。」 917Please respect copyright.PENANAL6t72IK4a1
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(有圖有真相 / 蕭寶貝是貝貝的小號)
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苗貝兒顛起只提升一咪咪的腳尖,努力告訴自己,軍人保家衛國很辛苦,他忍啊忍!917Please respect copyright.PENANAvCUZbl5z3d
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「少俠,你怎麼不動了?營地就在前方啦。」917Please respect copyright.PENANApgxJnMSAdq
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苗貝兒吸了吸鼻子,努力鎮定道:「看不到路怎麼走?你先把手從我臉上拿開呀!」 917Please respect copyright.PENANAwW4H55Svym
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(有圖有真相)
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「少俠,這個俺也沒辦法,俺的手就長這麼『高』啊。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAI0OYtRm2am
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可惡!這歧視矮子的混蛋啊啊啊!917Please respect copyright.PENANAB8pIRtENsP
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這時,一名藏劍山莊打扮的蘿莉少俠背著一盔甲士兵路過,瞧了眼苗貝兒的窘狀,發出一聲噗哧嬌笑,遂靈巧飛奔而去。未過多久,又陸續有幾名不同門派的蘿莉少俠越過他們,同樣背著傷兵,同樣輕盈敏捷,令苗貝兒納悶地定睛一看,竟見她們背上的傷兵皆嬌小玲瓏,不似他背上的那位大叔粗壯,便不禁一愣,「等等,原來你們不是每個傷兵都一樣大隻嗎?」 917Please respect copyright.PENANAyRHerZMANF
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(有圖有真相)
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傷兵大叔聞言,才突破真相道:「俺們另有一隊傷兵是專給小姑娘搬的,哎,少俠,能加快腳步不?再不趕緊點,俺又要倒回去打滾了。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAo8TlxD9TOK
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原來不是歧視矮子,是歧視「男」矮子,天理何在啊?嗚嗚嗚!917Please respect copyright.PENANA44kNFXjiBw
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事後,他跟自家愛徒提起此事,竟也引來一頓恥笑。917Please respect copyright.PENANAc1kObWToft
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「讓你自作主張。」傳泰伊涼涼吐槽。917Please respect copyright.PENANAr8W8Du3DSj
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「連徒兒都要欺負為師,為師心碎惹。」苗貝兒不依不饒地趴在桌上左右搖擺,整日的勞動讓他又累又餓,求徒兒安慰也不得順毛,心靈受創極深,實在需要……917Please respect copyright.PENANAqPE2GpqI7w
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「炒剁椒肉爪,想吃就去摘些桂花來。」917Please respect copyright.PENANA8phN7fP6IZ
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「喔耶!」917Please respect copyright.PENANAYTeVPHGzEE
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小吃貨一掃萎靡精神,興奮地奔向最近的桂花樹,口水滴滴期待愛徒的美味料理。正埋首處理肉爪的傳泰伊,望了眼那歡快哼唱的小身影,一向清冷的面容竟浮上了溫柔的笑意。917Please respect copyright.PENANAQLM0HxEils
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由東橫越過滿目瘡痍的楓華谷,剿了一路肆虐為亂的狼牙兵後,他們總算來到西境的紫源山,探望苗貝兒幼時與七秀師父在稻香村結交的兩位舊識。僅耳聞這兩人事蹟的傳泰伊,默然旁觀這場不甚順利的久別重逢。917Please respect copyright.PENANAvMzQ5WohmD
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「毛毛!」917Please respect copyright.PENANADP2vctfxz4
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「莫大……莫雨……哥……」917Please respect copyright.PENANAWyRvNEiFhx
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「毛毛,你又和我如此生份,這懸崖,難道你都忘了?」917Please respect copyright.PENANAWImh3cMOmJ
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「雨哥,我一日都未曾忘記過。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAq1jA89DXYx
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一位是舉世聞名的大俠遺子,亦是浩氣盟盟主的親傳弟子——穆玄英,小名毛毛;一位是自小患有心病、備受惡人谷谷主器用的接班人——莫雨。這對自小相識相親的好兄弟,竟於失散後有了不同的境遇,走在截然相反的道路上。917Please respect copyright.PENANAev611Ejq19
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相較於苗貝兒的不勝唏噓,傳泰伊卻因他們的交談而思緒飄渺。917Please respect copyright.PENANA7uLIhBCJre
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「那時我們二人還是手無縛雞之力的孩童,卻被那些所謂正義的江湖人士侮辱欺負,逼著我們二人交出性命……我們吃過的苦,受過的罪,該讓那些人一一償還!」917Please respect copyright.PENANAKAA7Mga3Up
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「雨哥,我們好不容易才有能力保護自己珍愛的東西,又何苦用這力量去摧毀別人珍愛之物……雨哥,莫要再弄髒你的手。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAHz5KxiJDrN
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「殺人償命,天公地道!」917Please respect copyright.PENANAXiD2YQ7rPr
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殺人償命,天公地道……那被留下的人呢?917Please respect copyright.PENANAGZMQqgNYIS
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「徒兒?徒兒?泰伊?」917Please respect copyright.PENANA3wmNMoLRcW
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傳泰伊回過神,見苗貝兒於眼前跳啊跳地揮著手,便握上他的手拉至身側,「結束了?」917Please respect copyright.PENANACN6Aq5knWv
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「聊完了,唔,應該說是被打斷了吧。」苗貝兒理所當然地貼過去,任由傳泰伊摟著他走向拴馬處,絲毫不覺有異,「剛才真是超驚險的,謝大叔忽然半路衝出來說要殺莫雨,還好王大叔及時出現把謝大叔趕跑,不過毛毛也被謝大叔拉走了,莫雨超難過的,他們倆好不容易才相聚的說。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAkwnLd38Rtk
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「大叔?」傳泰伊的表情頗難以言喻。917Please respect copyright.PENANAEkpOLmqJED
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「對呀,謝淵大叔和王遺風大叔啊。」苗貝兒說完,才意識到什麼,立馬一副教育口吻道:「喔,徒兒見識不多,難怪認不出來,他們就是浩氣盟盟主和惡人谷谷主。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAhsZmHbW4zK
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「我知道。」傳泰伊無奈輕嘆,雖然他未行過萬里路,卻也讀過萬卷書,究竟他在小傢伙眼裡是有多不食人間煙火呢?917Please respect copyright.PENANAkbih3U5iCQ
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「嘿嘿,那你知道王大叔很愛吹笛子嗎?」苗貝兒賊笑地聳起肩膀,偷覷一眼遠處正勸導莫雨的惡人谷谷主,壓低聲音說:「他的笛聲絕對會讓人終生難忘喔。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAg638wlEvi5
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看小傢伙那狡黠神情,傳泰伊便知絕不會是好話,「怎麼說?」917Please respect copyright.PENANAVMcNC53K7T
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「有次我受人之託,幫忙送個物件給王大叔,正好遇到有人自願加入惡人谷,王大叔他一高興,就當場吹起笛子表示歡迎,結果……」想起了當時,苗貝兒皺起一張小臉,「窩的媽啊!真是一輩子都忘不了的可怕說,嚇得我把東西扔了就跑,可憐那位大哥還跪在那哭哭不敢動呢。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAt4jLEGHaQF
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大名鼎鼎、霸氣萬千的王大谷主竟也是個音痴?這令身為藝術殘障的傳泰伊不免嘴角失守。這時,他警覺到當事人似聽聞對話而投來一眼,便連忙握拳輕咳一聲,正色道:「對前輩不得無禮,以後莫再隨意玩笑。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAZ38ICutoHh
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「嗯嗯,徒兒說的是。」苗貝兒立即受教般應承,隨即更小聲說:「為師以後會認真玩笑的。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAMCJ2I2O1qR
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這皮孩子啊。傳泰伊沒輒失笑,捏了下苗貝兒的鼻子後,便牽著人騎上馬。自從他們曾在金水鎮共乘一匹馬後,小傢伙就越發頻繁地半途跳來他的馬上,久而久之, 他便索性直接兩人共乘,放另一匹馬獨自跟在後頭,省得這皮孩子老做危險事。917Please respect copyright.PENANAweAPw35Vci
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忽然,苗貝兒抬頭問:「泰伊,如果我們有天也像莫雨和毛毛這般的話,你怎麼做?」917Please respect copyright.PENANAvbpXjEaAMM
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傳泰伊沈默了片刻,鄭重道:「我不會讓這個假設發生。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAcBHfRGySPU
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「嘻,我也是。」苗貝兒往後靠在他胸前蹭了蹭,笑得好不燦爛,「不管發生什麼事,我們都不可以放棄彼此喔。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAiYD6VZK0b5
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這宛如互許一生的誓言,令傳泰伊揚起滿足微笑,「嗯,絕不放棄。」917Please respect copyright.PENANAeAYsUaVgq6
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後記:
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莫雨和毛毛是官配CP!!!!(欸##917Please respect copyright.PENANAFCZpMiULhn
這裡只能簡略介紹一下而已,有人對他們有興趣的話,還是請玩遊戲吧OTZ917Please respect copyright.PENANAuc73x5N19Y
不過,之所以穿插他們這段對話,自然是有目的的囉AWA917Please respect copyright.PENANA0aTraurJBj
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覺得這篇泰貝主線的提示超明顯喔(艸917Please respect copyright.PENANAGIAQhoNFpo
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第一段是任務吐槽,叫個小孩跑進戰火區背大人,拖得傷兵腿部以下全埋在土裡,手還卡在人家眼睛前面什麼的,我看到時整個囧到不能,拜託官方修一下畫面啊OTZ917Please respect copyright.PENANAOFslX7159U
重點是,官方可以再偏心點啊(抹臉917Please respect copyright.PENANAgA3wGnU6m4
正太背的人一律跟成人背的一樣大,羅莉一背就立刻縮小不只一倍917Please respect copyright.PENANApMG9EFzZzD
虐待童工就算惹,還差別待遇喔喔喔(囧917Please respect copyright.PENANAZgeek1fd8u
(P.S. 爆炸頭不要來那部網遊文雖也有小孩玩家背大人NPC情節,但創作時間點卻是在玩劍三前,這是證明作者腦思維跟劍三一樣抽嗎?(#917Please respect copyright.PENANAzJsfCV1NHY
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【下篇預告】《行走江湖秀恩愛》面對滿江湖的花花草草,兩人該如何正確地把光閃?三千多字,預計星期二發佈。917Please respect copyright.PENANAs06tgo5KRx
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 10.09.2016