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【劍三X泰貝前世】大俠，拜師不？
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By 喵芭渴死姬
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1. 小爺英（炸）武（萌）1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XbACqoJ1d
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大唐天寶年間，故事，由此開始……1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnPnYc2ROF
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揚州，風光明媚，地靈人傑，多少江湖豪傑、才子佳人在此留下一段佳話，時至今日，仍有不少初出師門的新秀慕名前來，因而聚集各派俠士大展身手，其繁華比起長安、洛陽等大都毫不遜色。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIJblpEb6B
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「一年一度的舞林大會，即將開始！」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf9Pnxrc22
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舞林大會，乃各地樂坊展現舞藝的盛大活動，雖非競賽性質，卻攸關招收弟子大事，故各家無不全力以赴，比舞之餘，還比美，較勁意味可見一斑。而如此美女雲集之處，各路英雄好漢，特別是那些苦苦求情緣的單身漢們，自是趨之若鶩，甚至不辭千里共襄盛舉，個個望穿秋水地張望架立於湖上的舞台，只為尋個美佳人好製造機會勾搭勾搭。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdS7XuFD6Lu
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等待期間，諸位俠士們趁閒交流攀談，分享些小道消息，於是，一些嗑瓜聊八的小活動便在台下熱切進行著。八卦嘛，總沒個完了，八來八去，不外乎是誰家揍了誰家的龜兒子，哪門派婊了哪門派的弟子，某某幫砍了某某幫的幫主夫人，又什麼渣男搶妹子不成反被妹子的情緣給渣了成就一段腐情緣……最後，話題仍回到江湖人最關切之一的議題上——情緣。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwwd8ZyeBn
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情緣，顧名思義，就是一同談談戀愛牽小手、只羨鴛鴦不羨仙的俠侶對象。而說到情緣，當然又得聊聊名震江湖的美女門派。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafaUWCdFXf
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「今年這大會可有七秀坊？」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvziifdXa5g
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不知是誰提的問，立馬就有一丐幫弟子搔了搔幾天沒洗的脖子，抱著打狗棒說：「那當然，七秀才女可是舉世皆知，別的不說，光是那變化莫測的劍舞便足以驚艷天下。今日這舞林大會雖非關江湖武林，但好歹也辦在七秀坊的地頭上，怎樣也得來露個臉意思意思。」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQV89a2MkHE
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一著道袍的純陽弟子捻著鬍鬚，搖頭晃腦道：「杜工部有言：『昔有佳人公孫氏，一舞劍器動四方』，想當年，公孫大娘在揚州創立憶盈樓後，收養十三位孤女，無一不是色藝雙修的絕佳女子，世稱『七秀十三釵』，後十三釵又每年於江湖救來孤兒作為門徒，是以才女備出。」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6xRRRaje5
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這時，一道平緩的嗓音悠然響起，「七秀何止出才女，還出美女。據貧僧每日蹲秀坊門口所見，那走出來的弟子可是個個國色天香，氣質非凡，沈魚落雁。」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbdGudQDzJ
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幾人聞言，紛紛朝披袈裟的男人丟去白眼，「你一出家人不戒女色，還成天蹲姑娘家門口像話嗎？」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45dFwGpGPo
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「阿彌陀佛，所謂自古佛秀出官配，是以貧僧還俗了。」大師撥了把假髮嚮往道。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKVA7wAvXI
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眾默。這少林弟子還俗與七秀弟子結成情緣的案例還真不在少數啊。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yoEnKPm7k
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「我小黃雞……咳，大藏劍求撩個秀姊回山莊啊！」一渾身氣金光閃閃的男子熱血握拳道。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VSy3sxgJy
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這江湖呢，估計是門派太多太複雜，一些千奇百怪的稱呼也隨之而出，好比七秀女子直接稱秀姊，七秀未成年的蘿莉弟子便是秀蘿，對於各門派的成年男性弟子則冠以「哥」、「爺」、「爹」等稱號，而藏劍弟子則稱小黃雞，原因便是那清一色的金黃色門派服，遠遠看去活像隻毛茸茸小雞。總而言之，江湖人就是什麼都能耍花招，尤其在稱呼上。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmY5MmIHb5
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話題到一段落，等候已久的表演也總算開始。絲竹弦樂與彩花粉絹齊揚，佳人輪番上場，皆巧笑倩兮，舞姿綽約，確實舞得精彩美妙，還一家賽過一家驚奇，瞧那常駐萬花谷的五位舞女將蒲扇轉得特犀利特兇狠，好似要割人咽喉般，讓人不禁摸了摸脖子，祈禱別有哪位姑娘不小心把蒲扇扔飛了。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25ieJmuJrZ
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「今年的美人們似乎都挺……精神的啊？」在座諸位忍不住汗了一滴。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBWJu73OkS
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終於，在眾所期盼下，七秀坊代表出場了。只見一嬌小的粉嫩身影靈巧躍出，又輕點湖波似蝶弄足飛上台後，抽出羽扇曼妙起舞，玲瓏風袖花紛飛，回雪飄搖形如煙，台下無不為之傾倒。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOE6seVoSdZ
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「瞧那精緻的臉蛋，嫩白的雪膚，嬌柔的身段，水靈的大眼……」以下無數讚美。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePNlr19SJG
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「咦？似乎有些貧胸？喔，是秀蘿小姑娘啊，無妨無妨，小時就這麼可愛，長大必是絕代佳人。遠東有光猿氏養成計畫，咱大唐也有蘿莉童養媳，不也是一段佳話？」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV5LrnAe7n
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眾人無不垂涎欲滴……咳，是欣賞仰慕。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JdeJbjW4k
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「求問小姑娘芳名啊！」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmR4X7925O
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本該事前報名的司儀方與人交耳竊語完，正趕來補充：「抱歉，讓各位久等了，由於七秀坊臨時更換代表，故有所怠慢，還請見諒。此次為大家獻舞的七秀弟子，乃是苗貝兒姑娘。」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaEjhKwzMH
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「苗貝兒，好名字！好名字！人如其名啊！」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBdPUK8UxZ
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就在大家沈浸在苗貝兒的美色……呃，舞姿時，就聽台上響起一道清亮嫩嗓的怒吼聲。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwYssfQ2DF
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「姑娘你妹！本小爺是男的！男的！」苗貝兒氣得朝司儀炸毛之際，身子仍敬業地翩翩起舞，絲毫不受嘴上的罵咧咧影響，「是沒看到小爺我充滿英氣的舞姿與肌肉嗎？」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpJQTq2msA
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男、男的？1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2Cz1sUTFK
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大杯小杯框啷落地聲中，眾人一片死寂。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYDLBaTTpE
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我勒個去！都忘了七秀坊還收正太男弟子啊！1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNbbilXnhJ
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於是，這一屆的舞林大會，求情緣的大俠們少了，求入七秀坊撩個秀太包養的姑娘們倒是增了不少，苗貝兒這名聲，也算是豔名遠播了？1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cQAOHVyhz
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關於苗貝兒這位少俠，也算是浩氣盟之後。其父乃苗洐任，武功高強，為人正直，樂於扶窮濟貧、拔刀相助，曾是受人景仰的一代大俠，可惜突生變故，不得不攜家帶眷奔逃，年僅四歲的苗貝兒便在途中失散，被七秀坊第一釵燕秀撿到。因遭遇坎坷，又容貌極佳，被特例收入門下，成為七秀坊為數不多的男弟子之一，直至十四歲，他才得知雙親已逝、么妹為西域明教收留，便決定行走江湖，赴西尋親，至今已有一年了。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzrL7IxazQ
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苗貝兒雖為男兒，卻許是修習七秀陰性心法所致，身形纖弱嬌小，面容亦始終童稚秀麗、雌雄莫辨，而僅至成人腰身的身高更是自學武起就再沒長過。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWvGceiz61
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為此，他不禁又一次跟好友們抱怨：「想我在稻香村認識的莫雨和毛毛，當初還光著屁屁跑呢，如今他們都又高又壯了，就我沒長過。」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLzX9cLI4h
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自稱帥大叔的丐叔喝了口酒，涼涼道：「定是你仇家太多，被打矮的吧？誰讓你是秀奶呢？」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvwTRpGbOE
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也不知是否喝醉了，丐叔說完還沒良心地哈哈大笑起來，氣得苗貝兒立即炸毛：「誰說我只會奶的？信不信小爺我用冰心訣戳死你？」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC83Zj02eO
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前頭說到，這江湖有千奇百怪的稱呼，「奶」便是其中一個。但凡修行協助作戰人士緩和傷勢的治療心法者，皆通稱為「補師」，其中以七秀坊、萬花谷、五毒教、長歌門為四大治療心法門派。本來嘛，「補師」這名稱好好的，卻不知是誰忽以「奶媽」稱之而聞名，故後世皆改口，使得上述四門派弟子無不嚶嚶嚶，從補師到奶媽什麼的，這檔次也降得太多了啊！1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJD2iBUAdjR
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若再搭以門派名稱，五毒補師稱「毒奶」，萬花補師稱「花奶」……以此類推，七秀補師自然就是「秀奶」了。秀奶，秀奶，這稱呼活像在叫人幹什麼猥瑣事，囧得苗貝兒往往聽到這名都忍不住抱怨：「秀什麼奶？你們才要到處秀奶啦！」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7zX43hw9S
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而苗貝兒身為一個優秀的七秀弟子，自是毅然決然地走上雙修之路——治療心法《雲裳心經》與攻擊心法《冰心訣》，如此行走江湖，方無須仰賴他人禦敵或療傷，自給自足萬事佳。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMON9KDIrHi
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「來啊來啊，來比劃比劃。」丐叔又仰天灌了口酒，扔出一根宣示對戰的旗子插在地上，顯然是一點也不把苗貝兒的威脅放在眼裡。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdg8tqpxYa
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「臭丐叔！」苗貝兒氣急敗壞地抽出雙劍單腳躍起，畫出凌厲劍氣擊向還在慢悠悠掏棒的丐叔後，將雙劍交叉對準丐叔的膝蓋，打算接連再使出一記劍氣擾其行動。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhzMleG6MM
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然而，毫無防備的丐叔雖硬是扛下一擊，卻晃著身子似狼狽閃躲襲擊下盤的招式，實則以捉摸不定的步伐欺近苗貝兒，嘴上仍不忘糾正：「叫我帥大叔。」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0ffOx8V1t
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發現對方意圖的苗貝兒，一心想著以輕功錯位閃避，竟下意識脫口說：「嗄？摔渣叔？」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRdk2aRUct
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於是，丐叔瞬間清醒地怒揮一棒，再使出丐幫擒拿法，打算來摔一摔這有耳病的渾小子。幸好，一旁的邵匆化及時端出兩碗灑滿蔥花的蔥油拌麵，勸道：「別打了，別打了，都來吃麵吧。」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4s6ZNyAWe
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「喔耶！」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXs4aBBVU0
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邵匆化輕輕拍了拍苗貝兒的頭，笑吟吟樂觀道：「貝貝一定只是營養攝取不夠而已，快多吃些就能長得又高又壯囉。」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpfPRKchZm
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「嗯嗯嗯！好吃！」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbXwEz2Hpk
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對於邵匆化的提議，苗貝兒是大感認同，故食量暴增，終成吃貨一枚。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwqJ5QKOHo
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說起丐叔與邵匆化這兩位俠士，正是苗貝兒行走江湖時結交的拜把。前者顧名思義乃丐幫弟子，真名不知，卻自稱名為帥大叔，著實讓各好漢囧了一把，並非他長得不帥或不大叔，但如此厚臉皮怎不叫人汗顏？是以江湖稱之為丐叔。後者則師出萬花谷書聖門下，琴棋書畫樣樣精通，廚藝更是精湛，卻因有在各式菜餚撒上蔥花的習性，故而有蔥花大夫之稱。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAfbHiwacO
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這一日，三人又於揚州茶館的屋頂聊天。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJaMKWCxoK
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「瞧我最近拿到什麼。」邵匆化興致勃勃取出一形似火鳥的木製獨輪車，只見其做工精緻，色澤華豔，輕盈小巧不顯笨重，立即就引起其他兩人的好奇。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZ3SP27BMv
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「哇啊，蔥花哥怎麼有的啊？」苗貝兒東摸西瞧地問道。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEMcM3RVvr
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「這是我費盡苦心從一名為『通寶商城』的神秘組織那買來的。」邵匆化率先騎上獨輪車示範，「瞧，是這樣玩的，據說雙人共乘還有助增進情誼喔。」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDKwR0FMNw
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「不怎麼快啊。」丐叔納悶地盯著那輪子滾動率，怎麼比他初次養的紅鳴馬還慢？1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6Mt1YMuah
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「趣味嘛，也無需用此趕路。」邵匆化對丐叔提出邀請，「丐叔要不要共乘試試？」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZR8tkU6jQ3
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「好啊。」丐叔說著，也一腳跨上獨輪車，雙手搭上邵匆化的腰間立在身後。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUkqcxqao6
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於是，藍天白雲下，飄滿茶香的茶館屋頂上，兩道成年男子的身影黏在一塊，隨獨輪車極規律地前後搖擺，伴著木輪咿呀咿呀轉動聲，落在街上人來人往的大眾眼裡，實在……無限遐思。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrfNG3fGU4
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「阿娘，他們兩個在幹嘛呀？」一娃兒指著屋頂奶聲問。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDPM1uB7uF
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「唉唷！光天化日的，兩個大男人公然作這種事成何體統？別看別看！」大娘立馬給孩子遮住眼，自己卻不住以餘光偷瞄，嘴角微揚奇異弧度。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvD1coVBn7f
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「……」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5HV22pxsn
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「……」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSrW1m6J9s
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兩人頓了頓，默默低頭瞧了眼此刻的姿勢，再稍行腦補後，便囧了又囧。丐叔黑著臉跳下獨輪車，一聲不吭地走回屋簷坡處繼續喝酒。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRLRZ9Ai6Y
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「咦？丐叔不玩了嗎？」蹲在一旁支著臉頰的苗貝兒，不知所以然，只道丐叔年紀大容易累，便跳起來舉手說：「那換我玩！換我玩！」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogbsTVDBch
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「啊，這個……」邵匆化尷尬地撓著臉，打量了下這騎獨輪車的姿態，再望向苗貝兒嬌小的身材，忽然心生一計，「不如貝貝坐在我肩上，可以看得又高又遠？」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkk7fVUKTC
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「好耶！」苗貝兒不疑有他，立刻往邵匆化身上躍去，靈巧地坐落至肩膀處後，歡快揮擺著四肢，高呼：「衝啊！」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXyqqEYoa3
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「衝囉！」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDg8VXw8Eh
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一大扛著一小的身影，沿著屋脊來回滑動，清脆童真的銀鈴歡笑洋溢整片天空，讓聚在底下吃瓜看戲的鄉民們頓時了然，原來是傳說中引發不少誤會的《神機・丹鸞》啊！還以為有什麼奸情好戲可以八一八……咳，是傷風敗俗之事需加以討伐！1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5E46EFFdzC
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「呀呼！好玩好玩！蔥花哥再快一點！」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfz31uslR5
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「好！抓緊囉！」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjrEZG7DfT
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苗貝兒本就孩子心性，玩得暢快自是更加歡脫，邵匆化亦是少根筋之人，竟在此慫恿下將獨輪車越騎越奔放，全然忘了他們此刻正在屋頂上，直到丐叔在微醺中發覺事態不妙。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGWOiKVvXh
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「喂！小心前面沒路啦！」眼見獨輪車將衝至屋脊盡頭，卻不見有絲毫減速，丐叔連忙坐起身拉扯嗓子吼道，可惜，仍晚了一步。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHZUXAXQcC
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「咦咦？糟！我忘了！哇啊——」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyhJsj3Nnn
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「喵咦？救命啊啊啊——」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrx85aBBvS
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望著兩位好友連人帶車摔出屋簷外，丐叔不忍地撇頭抹了把臉，心想明年後的今日該不是要將手中這壺酒浪費在塵土中祭弔故人了？1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dRZOk9tNX
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好在兩人都是學武之人，七秀武術更是以靈活巧動為名，因而苗貝兒急中生智以輕功安然落地，卻是邵匆化不知何故，竟優先護著花不少錢買的《神機・丹鸞》，以致於不及施展輕功，便啪嘰一聲地撲倒在地，成為人人走過必圍觀嘲笑之的一道景致。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28SZYIL41f
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「蔥、蔥、蔥花哥！你怎麼……」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u3hBRE2Gq
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重傷的邵匆化微揚安息的笑容，「啊……貝貝……沒事就……好……」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbmJcwvWnp
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「哇啊！蔥花哥撐住，等我的妙舞神揚！」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZkMve2qk5
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一番手忙腳亂後，苗貝兒總算救起了邵匆化，三人也再沒興致爬屋頂看啥勞什子風景，便在店小二不時「客倌兒，裡面請！」的吆喝聲中，乖乖進茶館舒服坐著喝茶去。此時，茶館說書人正講起他在西域所見所聞的奇人異士，講得倒是生動，惟有些誇大其辭與謬誤，令曾遠赴西域明教尋妹的苗貝兒不住咯咯低笑。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEyMpIyIEF
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「要說奇人，咱們萬花谷也有位奇人呢。」邵匆化習慣性往小二送來的小菜灑上蔥花後，也興致一來地分享較具根據性的門派八卦。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEBLYV7Rtu
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苗貝兒立刻就被勾起好奇，「真的嗎？是怎樣的奇人呀？無名伯伯都沒跟我說過呢。」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KZavlFGou
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無名伯伯，乃萬花谷一位隱士，人稱無名夫子，亦是苗貝兒的父親苗洐任臨終託孤的老友，也正是這位信守承諾的前輩在多年尋找後，才總算於七秀坊找到苗貝兒，而後這年差三十多歲的兩人，因脾性相投，竟也成了忘年之交。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyMFfoZC1T
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「很神秘的奇人。」邵匆化似為贏造氣氛般壓低音量，「導師們都稱他是百年難得一見的天才，不僅文武雙全，醫術草藥亦是一點就通，棋藝更是令棋聖直讚相見恨晚。」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnCDiS2Kvt
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「聽起來就是個天才而已，奇在哪？又神秘在哪？」丐叔嫌茶水不夠味，依然喝酒配小菜。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3Nb3oakCL
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「難道他其實是傳說中的天外來客嗎？」苗貝兒不禁興奮猜道。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nnPAIpFsa
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江湖傳言，天外來客殺人無數，至今還未有人能擊敗他，更驚人的是，其真面目始終成謎，不是凡見過之人全無活口，便是此人來無影去無蹤，因而江湖豪傑無不聞之喪膽。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswOKyDuPIU
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邵匆化連忙澄清：「不不不，當然不是，多少萬花子弟亦被天外來客殘忍殺害，萬花谷善惡分明，怎容得下此煞星？我說的這位奇人，性子確實是冷漠得緊，卻還不至於兇殘嗜血。他奇是奇在，從未於人前一展身手，卻仍令導師們對他讚不絕口。」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzs4uV0mIon
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「謙虛罷了吧。」丐叔倒了倒酒壺，卻只流出一滴珠液，不禁苦惱地嘖了一聲。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zUiexsEDl
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「這……」邵匆化回想這位同窗冷冽的孤傲眼神，便蹙眉道：「不像啊。」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdKm71t2Z0
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「連在課堂上也都未曾顯露本事嗎？」搶著小菜吃的苗貝兒也納悶了。想他一個堂堂好男兒，不論習武學藝練舞，都得照秀坊規矩跟群姑娘們一同受訓，被師傅們當眾驗收亦不在話下，更可恥的是，連刺繡這種娘們兒活都是他的日常作業，讓他每回師門報到無不淚流滿面。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwy2cAWKKtE
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「不曾。」邵匆化搖搖頭，往新叫來的小菜裡又灑了把蔥花，「特別是琴、書、畫這三堂課，還是導師們特別私下教導，並嚴禁他公然表現，實在令人費解。」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKPpjaWpV9
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私下教導又嚴禁表現？那可真奇了。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEdWV6klQY
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與丐叔齊齊點頭附和後，苗貝兒好奇賊笑問：「嘿嘿，他叫什麼名字呀？哪天我去看無名伯伯時，也來玩玩他……我是說會一會他。」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahkQcglRKn
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邵匆化不假思索地回答：「傳泰伊。」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PwFqCgs6a
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「這名……」嗅著空壺酒香解饞的丐叔頓了頓，莫名覺得哪裡不對勁。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiAvNo0Cmi
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苗貝兒眨了眨眼，勇於發問：「蔥花哥生病了嗎？可你自己就是大夫了，為何還要傳太醫啊？難道你跟皇宮裡的太醫很熟嗎？還是你跟皇上很熟，他答應外借呀？」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0KBWPtrPr
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「……」1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrYtK3hhal
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此刻，萬花谷的某人打了個噴嚏，忽覺一陣陰寒，莫是要變天了？1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpBiXSm9HJ
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後記：1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemwcjxkMZ9
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希望能盡量寫得沒玩過遊戲的人也能懂（艸1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLyHL5bEOn
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這是部一點都不嚴肅正經的輕鬆江湖文，多著重角色故事與互動，不會提及多少劍三原版劇情。內有一些小吐槽，還保留了點遊戲元素，比如補師復活倒地隊友、伺服卡到斷線、被天外來客殺害＝輕功失敗摔死（＃ 1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgYwzMGPSq
當然，最多還是泰哥與貝貝從零開始的相識過程，當作是他們的前世之一吧XDDD1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72rpvrm5aL
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也感謝阿白和梗梗的角色一同參與唷～>w<1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI78KbY4E14
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【下篇預告】《高冷花哥心裡苦》泰哥出場撞貝貝（咦？）四千多字，星期四發佈。1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpAF3JlhSE
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最後，附上多拍的一段貝貝輕功短片（不專業攝影）1272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrY1fx1vBLC
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 09.19.2016
