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【劍三X泰貝前世】大俠，拜師不？
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14. 江湖怎麼了？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC27VdG5wT8
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在揚州稍作休息後，兩人遂啟程回萬花谷。此時非彼時的不識路，加上苗貝兒實在好奇萬花新輕功的風貌，此去路程竟也未有搗蛋，故不到半個月，他們便抵達目的地。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HYvVLrHVa
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「哇，這裡也每天一堆人飛來飛去爬屋頂呢。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPb5bq5s7b
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在等候傳泰伊結束私人修習的期間，苗貝兒與同樣回師門修煉的邵匆化隨處閒晃，就見這谷裡四處有飛人，屋上、柱上、塔上、岩峰上……舉凡能高空立足的頂端，皆有人不斷上下盤旋地練習，這情況與近來的七秀坊和藏劍山莊一樣。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXu15GdKRSa
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「是啊，新輕功雖然不難，但登頂技術卻亟需多練哪。」邵匆化舉目張望一番後，指著一處屋宇道：「那裡沒人呢，貝貝要不要一起練看看？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkobzCljBC
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「好啊。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpl8VZlSMYn
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所謂「登頂」，即是以新輕功登上至高點的一門技術，也是向世人炫耀自家武學精粹的一項工程，因此，不僅各大門派需有各自不同的輕功套路，還高度要求獨具一格的終極美學。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XI2RXP3Pk
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換言之，「登頂」就是在立足於頂端時擺出象徵門派風格的姿勢。這讓苗貝兒往往在登頂後忍不住搖頭輕嘆：「要是各位掌門叔叔阿姨肯把研究這個的時間拿去製造更多不同美食的話，那該有多好啊？大家吃得開心，江湖就能太平啦！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNyRkg8XiH
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對此評論，傳泰伊只有回以無聲勝有聲的一眼，再默默拿起魚竿去釣魚餵小吃貨。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVxjmAtnxW
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「耶嘿！我來嚕！」苗貝兒看準目標，舉步一躍，飛身上天。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoXMv1oU4p
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袖舞飛騰的玲瓏身姿，宛如拋灑彩花的小仙雀，在空中凌波微步似輕踏漣漪。當流曳粉緞的步伐趨近屋頂時，苗貝兒側身翻轉數圈並抽出粉色大舞扇，再於落足瞬間，「唰」地抽開扇子置於身側，偏頭揚起一抹甜笑，像極了一隻粉色小孔雀，真不愧是七秀坊獨家出品——娘・到・爆！ 787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBjrFjsauP
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（貝貝登頂，背景借用七秀坊）
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同時間，為練武換上萬花弟子裝的邵匆化，一身黑袍衣袂飄飄，凌空滑過剎似濃墨的痕跡，幾番左右飄移再三圈前後翻騰，便抽出腰間毛筆握於胸前，另一手擺於身後貌似腰疼，又微曲右膝緊貼左腿疑似憋尿，後以左腳單立屋頂遙望天際凝思，果真獨具萬花門風——就要裝牛逼。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHOrfdDH2i
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於是，兩人你看我我看你，不約而同地下了個結論：說好的帥氣呢？我哭！ 787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOjb1n5SSy
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（蔥花與貝貝登頂。泰哥拒拍登頂姿，意看者請私密（被滅＃））
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另一廂，正接受導師私下教學的傳泰伊，在初嘗新輕功就一舉登頂成功後，於讚許聲中默默撇過頭，暗自發誓，絕不在任何人面前登頂，尤其是小傢伙面前！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLnlbDCQ2K
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待修課結束，又經導師們再三驗收各項學問後，一天已過了大半。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8tBbCuamT
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傳泰伊回到約定處，不見苗貝兒身影，即知小傢伙又貪玩亂跑了。他提氣躍至長石梯的拱門上，正欲眺望尋人，忽聽銀鈴歡笑傳來，便循聲望去，就見苗貝兒正與邵匆化在一處屋頂上騎著《神機・丹鸞》戲耍談笑。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfNLM8iVkF
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「蔥花哥去過陰山大草原，那裡會不會很熱啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAdXIWkSRc
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「不會喔，而且回紇民族的烤肉很美味呢，我還特地去學了回來。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdROj7ZSt6e
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「真的嗎？我要吃回紇烤肉！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SBRn6Ikbg
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「好喔，今天就來做。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1V93bEzUAv
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望著那一黑一紅的身影，傳泰伊神情漸冷，因為他明白了件事——小傢伙不論對誰，都如此明亮燦笑，並非只對他這般。這擅闖他生命又悄然駐進心房的可愛少年，即使不是同他一起，也會對身邊人同等的好吧。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iZMPVo97x
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「那蔥花哥有去過南方嗎？聽說那裡有好多好多的湖。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7dtk9rRfy
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「有啊，那裡叫千島湖，很漂亮呢！我在那遇到倭國陰陽家少主源明雅喔，他……」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdV3J88DNl
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苗貝兒興致勃勃聽著邵匆化的遊歷，一邊計畫要帶好徒兒一塊去見識那些地方。忽然間，他心有所感地回首望去，卻見黑影一晃，僅餘幾片落葉掃過空蕩孤立的拱門。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAloKCYp9h2
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咦，剛才不是泰伊在那兒嗎？他納悶地撓著臉環視四周，才在前方的小橋盡頭望見傳泰伊的身影，便立即使起輕功躍去。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNIgze6Tld
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「徒兒終於上完課了嗎？為師等好久喔。」苗貝兒蹦至傳泰伊身邊，卻見自家徒兒又陰寒著俊臉，便擔憂地脫口問：「徒兒怎麼了？是學得不好被罵笨笨了嗎？沒關係的，為師每次學新功夫時也常被你大師祖罵，多練習就好啦。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHNmVcwgTG
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傳泰伊默然注視他眼底的天真，半晌，終無奈輕嘆，臉色卻是稍緩了。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u2D8ni87c
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然而，隨後跟來的邵匆化，竟信以為真地詫異道：「咦？新輕功這麼簡單，傳兄竟然學不會嗎？無妨無妨，待我烤一大盤燒肉請你們吃，吃飽飽有力氣就飛得起來了。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXj3ZJYBkoP
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莫名被疑似情敵的傢伙同情，傳泰伊的臉又黑了回去。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5j52Jpw1ZT
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「好耶！蔥花哥真好！」苗貝兒立即口水滴滴地歡呼，還不忘順便鼓勵愛徒，「徒兒加油，等下吃飽飽後，為師陪你一起練，啊，蔥花哥也可以幫忙教喔。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡep1o9Kw0XK
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「沒問題，友愛同學是一定要的。」邵匆化樂呵呵點頭。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIdNMEdmbD
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這下，傳泰伊的臉黑程度大概與燒肉木炭相差不遠了。他磨了磨牙，惡瞪一眼毫無自覺的苗貝兒後，就輕哼地拂袖轉身，朝最近的雜貨商走去，打算添購些日常用品。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSlehGWe5g
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賣雜貨的是位清秀可人的妙齡姑娘，她見有客人上門，還是三位各有風情的俊俏男兒，便立即甜笑地迎上去，嬌聲說：「大俠，若有什麼難處，可以來找我。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY87ZtavdK
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江湖多良辰美景，佳人自也在其中。自古以來，多少英雄美人的俠骨柔情，浪漫了這打打殺殺的江湖，令眾大俠女俠或路邊打醬油的都不免有幾分俠侶情緣的憧憬。可惜，這份遐思一落在這三人身上，就有了微妙的變化。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCa6OfC7lY
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有著滿腔烹飪熱情的邵匆化正一心想著燒烤，聽聞這姑娘如此古道熱腸，便立刻開朗燦笑道：「好的，我需要一袋木炭、一大把竹籤、一包火種、幾個鐵網……」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfFW21UfXe
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我囧，你小子當老娘碳火商嗎？雜貨姑娘抽了抽眼角，仍保持敬業的甜美笑靨，湊向另一位氣質不俗的公子，「這位大俠呢？」
「……」正悶悶不樂的傳泰伊，依然專注挑選攤上之物，毫不理會佳人的熱切目光，讓被徹底冷落的姑娘更囧了。然而，這還不是最囧的。
「唔。」苗貝兒仰頭瞪著這一幕，莫名覺得心頭煩躁，便跳進傳泰伊與雜貨姑娘的中間，伸長雙臂將兩人推離後，擺手怒聲道：「走開走開！沒聽過『男女說說不親親』嗎？作啥靠我徒兒這麼近啊？那裡！對！站那裡說話就可以了！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G8gpLxrxh
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這大姊也太不會做生意了！明明都是來買東西的，怎麼就只顧黏他徒兒啦？去去去！去招待蔥花哥，做生意要對顧客一視同仁！哼哼哼！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6O2Rr4nWn
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苗貝兒橫眉豎目的雙手抱胸，立在傳泰伊身前怒視雜貨姑娘，誓要保護徒兒不遭狼手……咦？不對不對，是要捍衛蔥花哥的消費權益，沒錯！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8JDsg5THX
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傳泰伊愣了愣，聽見小傢伙連串沒守住口的滴滴咕咕，頓時一掃陰霾，含笑凝視氣沖沖的苗貝兒，臉上盡是一片柔情。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnW1oIcFCa
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於是，雜貨姑娘怒淚了，去他的俠侶情緣！這滿江湖不是傻逼就是賣腐的，姊不幹啦！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWj0JAr1mF
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後記：
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登頂什麼的，七秀坊果然是女子門派各種娘喔（艸787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJflVzJ0tZ
貝貝，真的不是阿娘不讓你穿MAN一點，而是系統問題（＃787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6K5ZmHBbe
然後女生登頂時要求氣質不走光，所以雙腿併攏踮腳就算了，成男也這樣，這到底是……787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMf7fBqUGaC
我看到的當下就忍不住抹了把臉（＃787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRIiK0dTCO
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辣個泰哥不要吃醋吃錯對象啦，蔥花表示一頭霧水WWWW（＃787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfrXnbQFXq
掰的喂，雜貨商NPC姑娘真的有類似的台詞，害我每次聽到都浮想翩翩（遠目787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDFo1jmnrW
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【下篇預告】《又添萌徒》小靄拜師，貝貝大喜，泰哥是萌娃吸引體（＃。三千多字，預計星期三發佈。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodHzHR2v0c
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