二零一八年的八月某日，姚家正準備跨入大四的么子，正一手拿著西瓜，邊啃邊蹲在電腦前，把握最後一年能盡情浪的暑假。1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4jg0EkWk9
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姚貝可放下西瓜，眨了眨眼，望著螢幕下方突然跳出來的通知，才猛然驚覺——原來只要連續三年跟同一個對象做七夕任務，就會達到緣定三生的成就。1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4E3uhDH6Q
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他隨手點掉通知，看向螢幕中站在秀太旁的俊美花哥，心想時間過得真快，自己竟在不知不覺中渣了三年的劍三，與徒兒認識也有三年了。1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2LryJMSBk
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說起來，要不是姊姊勒令他必須代她好好經營這隻秀太，並不可落下任何一個活動，他也不會拜託徒兒幫他一起做七夕任務，拿那些刻著兩人名字的超恥掛件獎勵。1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kivBpH8Cn
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看了眼NPC送的緣定三生獎勵——一條粉紅色絲巾，上頭果然刻著「貝兒喵與傳泰伊緣定三生」一排字，姚貝可就不禁恥哭。1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaERmgiz8iO
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跟從沒見過面的網友做七夕任務，就像單身狗找路人一起過情人節，超奇怪！1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jHGALMl1r
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他關掉背包介面，決定假裝沒發生這回事，厚著臉皮在隊伍頻道打下：「來做任務吧，好像要先去純陽摘花的樣子。」1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8byavgkAc
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傳泰伊一如既往簡潔扼要地回了個句點，表示知道了後，就站在那動也不動，也不知在做什麼。忽然，姚貝可收到一個詢問視窗，他以為徒兒是要與他共乘，也沒注意到對方根本沒有騎馬，就反射性地點了確定。1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qjw7Zi31g
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下一秒，畫面一閃，地上就出現一圈排成愛心形狀的煙火，將他們兩人包圍在中間，系統也跳出一大串金色字體的公告，霸氣萬千地在全伺服大肆廣播。1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYH5U22KO3s
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「江湖快馬飛報！“傳泰伊”俠士在太原對“貝兒喵”俠士使用了傳說中的【真橙之心】以此向天下宣告：“傳泰伊”對“貝兒喵”之愛慕，奉日月以為盟……」1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaQ8NAm6JD
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姚貝可頓時被閃成一個傻逼。1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8tPT7VKEf
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他連忙把系統訊息往上翻，才看清楚徒兒剛丟過來的詢問是：「〔傳泰伊〕請求與您結為雙向情緣，您的意思呢？」1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVxNyWk5h7
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——我是誰？我在哪？我要做什麼？1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ603WV6KeY3
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在腦海裡跑過三句懷疑人生的問話後，姚貝可才總算衝破傻逼模式，跳起來抱住頭，身體力行一場莫內的吶喊：「啊——怎麼會這樣？我沒有要跟網友談戀愛啊！怎麼辦？怎麼辦？怎麼辦？怎麼辦？怎麼辦？」1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeft7NL2veV
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其實，在這個時代，網戀一點也不可恥，但問題是，他早就有暗戀的人了啊！1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOcMqsx6Ow
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「啊啊啊，那隔壁的大哥哥怎麼辦？」1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2i0pS3xyKi
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估計他叫得實在太慘烈，房門「碰」地被踹開，探進一張凶神惡煞的母夜叉臉怒聲咆哮：「搖貝殼！你他媽的發什麼神經？老娘在趕稿你知不知道？哭屁啊哭？」1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixe4LrHLy0
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姚貝可一時收不住哭勢，脫口就噴出：「窩不要三批啦！」1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDo3rhifj7
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「什麼3P？你趁我不注意亂搞什麼男女關係？皮癢了你！」1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOfrKmAqNx
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「哇啊——」1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJ0BzO8k0K
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這一廂的姚家正是雞飛狗跳，隔壁那一廂的鄰居大哥哥，則望著螢幕中還在轉圈圈的小秀太及兩人關係上的情緣二字，邊聽著從窗戶透進來的炸毛哭鬧聲，慢條斯理地又丟出了海誓山盟的煙花後，就在對話框按下《請求抱抱》的動作指令。1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dTV9Vox2A
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因插件裡設定的自動接受請求，小秀太立刻收起雙劍，啪咑啪咑地晃著腳丫子，一頭撲進傳泰伊的懷裡，在真誠之心與海誓山盟一片浪漫花海的特效中，構成一幅凌虐單身狗的和諧畫面。1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNuVeRomnI
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「小笨蛋。」1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oogfJa0nR
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嘴角是收不回來的高揚弧度，肚子是憋笑太久的抽疼，眼裡卻是一反常態的溫柔，傅泰應拿起手機往玄關走去，經過趴在沙發背上的小黑貓時，難得心情極好地輕拍一下。1115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡataS3BsEWU
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心癢難耐，是時候將小貓的另一個主人拐回家了。
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