慶豐十年五月十四,羊城府,香肛縣
「幹你老母親,說話不要那麼大聲好嗎!」強哥一拍桌子,桌上的酒盞嚇得震了震。74Please respect copyright.PENANAKquK9G3TpV
二人面面相覷,俱不知道自己在什麼時候招惹到這個燥狂症患者。74Please respect copyright.PENANAJsJW0wHAAw
牙超腦子轉得比較快。「屁啦,其他人也在說話啊,憑什麼針對我們?」74Please respect copyright.PENANA1amvPMbijp
強哥想了想,也是這個道理。74Please respect copyright.PENANA3PQNFDdbYu
對啊,為什麼呢?74Please respect copyright.PENANAS0SXH26uNA
想到這裏,強哥似乎想通什麼,又一拍桌子猛然站起來。74Please respect copyright.PENANAuTtfixGo70
牙超二人以為這個瘋狗要走,不禁鬆了口氣。74Please respect copyright.PENANAaD51Kyisxw
可是只見強哥徑自走到鄰桌,「啪」的一聲就掀翻了桌子,飯菜散了一地。74Please respect copyright.PENANAmvIkvYD7zE
「幹你老母親,統統都給我閉嘴!」74Please respect copyright.PENANAllQREGkaAa
強哥一邊歇斯底里的大叫,一邊走去掀別張桌子,酒樓一時酒肉橫飛,現場十分混亂!74Please respect copyright.PENANA7klN2hm9P9
眾人都看呆了,沒想到簡簡單單吃個飯也遇上神經病,真是晦氣!74Please respect copyright.PENANAxdqMr6e1Dg
酒樓內瞬間鴉雀無聲。74Please respect copyright.PENANAi7GJ2YQfz8
「啊啊啊啊啊,朕天生皇帝命!」74Please respect copyright.PENANA6cR1x9gWjP
強哥見所有人都在看著他,心中得意極了!做皇帝的,就應該萬民朝拜,百方來朝啊!74Please respect copyright.PENANANWpbHLRyWw
強哥玩得一時興起,也就順手多掀了幾張桌子。74Please respect copyright.PENANA9WvTb6eb97
「幹你娘,馬上停手!」一直在二樓忙前忙後的新小二終於聽見樓下的騷動,連滾帶爬沖出來阻止。74Please respect copyright.PENANAcavdOSQmFI
「強…強哥?」但是當他看見犯事者又是強哥時,頓時犯了難。74Please respect copyright.PENANAPthZatEF5a
他害怕被強哥打死。74Please respect copyright.PENANAC21XQNeRez
但是一想到如果自己搞砸了的話,何掌櫃一定會強逼他賠錢的!眼見強哥至少破壞了五六桌酒席,憑自己那點可憐的工資,怎麼可能賠得起啊!74Please respect copyright.PENANA4BmhJnTQrn
小二咬咬牙,最終還是壯著膽上前阻止。74Please respect copyright.PENANAyE4Lz1W7cC
「強…強哥,你大人有大量,放過我吧,不要再打了…」強哥見帶著哭腔的小二低聲下氣懇求,再也不好意思掀桌子了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAk7ba3h6Icj
強哥還是很好說話的。74Please respect copyright.PENANAoseWJUmnfQ
「這裏多少錢?我賠!」強哥豪爽的拍了拍自己胸口。強帝如今是有錢人了,再多的錢也付得起,區區幾桌酒菜,根本不在話下!74Please respect copyright.PENANAsbVBm5dcqb
小二瞬間換上笑容、殷勤的拿來算盤,「啪達啪喇」就開始算了起來。74Please respect copyright.PENANA5VxEo4iUrZ
「酒的話你打爛十壼,白玉苦瓜一碟…一共三十二兩,抹去零頭就收三十兩吧。」74Please respect copyright.PENANAXu1UVrXH3r
小二充滿期盼看著強哥。
「幹,還以為多少,拿穩了。」強哥拿出銀票,遞給了小二。小二喜孜孜拿過銀票,到帳房取了二十個銀元寶出來。74Please respect copyright.PENANAiLW3ChGIfo
「收你五十兩,找你二十兩白銀。」74Please respect copyright.PENANA8uGklp1FDp
強哥不樂意了,一把揪住小二的衣領,質問道:「幹你老母親,寡人不是給了你五百兩嗎?為什麼只找我二十兩?以為朕不會數學?想討打嗎?」74Please respect copyright.PENANAep1qcPd0aH
小二見到強哥如此凶神惡煞,快要嚇尿了!74Please respect copyright.PENANAShBqFZL5BN
他顫顫抖抖解釋道,「慶豐銀票就是這樣啊…官府越印越多,已經貶值到一百兩銀票兌十兩了….強哥不要殺我….小弟是無辜的….」74Please respect copyright.PENANAKS7x4OwvjQ
小二說到動情時,更不由自主雙膝跪下。74Please respect copyright.PENANAR0RGydaxRF
強哥見身邊的人瘋狂點頭,也不好對小二下毒手,只好暫時放過了他。74Please respect copyright.PENANAmiU9uyksT6
天殺的慶豐偽帝,狗皇帝亂印銀紙!74Please respect copyright.PENANAc63M9Pr4HI
說上來,這已經是被韭草當鋪割的第二次了!強哥心中憤恨不已,心中早已經將這個地方列為優先摧毁目標。74Please respect copyright.PENANA3vptJOcI1O
強哥收好了元寶,順便拿走了自己的六碟是旦,他決定打包出去吃。74Please respect copyright.PENANAHeeiKwco2a
酒樓眾人見強哥要走,都紛紛離開了此地。74Please respect copyright.PENANAlalSpiSrOB
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強哥見牙超二人正要走,趕忙走去攔住他們。74Please respect copyright.PENANAKnjlBeYhUy
「慢著,寡人有事召見你們。」強哥見二人頗合眼緣,決定拉他們入自己開妓院做老闆的發達大計中。74Please respect copyright.PENANABF8Wod9Rb8
二人兩眼相投,都在對方眼中看見驚疑不定。「幹,三小啦?」74Please respect copyright.PENANAycesVrzFBD
還是牙超膽子比較大,向強哥一揖,「兄台何事?」74Please respect copyright.PENANAqBVV8T4ADw
「朕見你們骨格精奇,與寡人頗為投緣,不知你們有興趣加入寡人的發達大計嗎?」74Please respect copyright.PENANAqYG0QcC8o8
「呃,發達大計具體是什麼東東?」牙超身旁的那人問強哥。74Please respect copyright.PENANA8q0mkfwZQA
「愛卿你叫什麼名字?」強哥只知道牙超是牙超,尚未知道另一人姓甚名誰。74Please respect copyright.PENANA8p28gQp9a1
「哦,小弟姓白名花油,兄台可以叫我白花油。」白花油也向強哥一揖。74Please respect copyright.PENANAP0y3lJpPoB
如果自己說話嗆的話,天知道這個自稱皇帝的怪人會不會發作?74Please respect copyright.PENANAot9I4Rd0hD
「好名字好名字。」強哥假笑著說。74Please respect copyright.PENANAhzDOq2czjd
其實他覺得白花油這個名字很蠢,好人好姐怎會叫白花油呢?74Please respect copyright.PENANAce0Yfqwslo
「實不相瞞,寡人的發達大計就是開妓院。」強哥左望右望見四下無人,悄悄向二人說。74Please respect copyright.PENANAnhDjS2FXmM
他害怕發達大計被人聽了去,自己就發達不成了。74Please respect copyright.PENANA5VHgIbHFoy
「開妓院?小姐是怎麼來?地下長出來嗎?白痴,花油不要聽他胡說八道,我們走!」74Please respect copyright.PENANAzntHC54RXZ
牙超一聽強哥這個不靠譜的計劃,瞬間沒有了耐心,拉着白花油就要走。74Please respect copyright.PENANAUJaPBG3Ify
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