慶豐十年五月十四,羊城府,香肛縣
「幹你老母親,說話不要那麼大聲好嗎!」強哥一拍桌子,桌上的酒盞嚇得震了震。59Please respect copyright.PENANAwyJ2pF9WrF
二人面面相覷,俱不知道自己在什麼時候招惹到這個燥狂症患者。59Please respect copyright.PENANAb3pE7uB1Rx
牙超腦子轉得比較快。「屁啦,其他人也在說話啊,憑什麼針對我們?」59Please respect copyright.PENANAdrd3gbnwU8
強哥想了想,也是這個道理。59Please respect copyright.PENANAm971j28ydH
對啊,為什麼呢?59Please respect copyright.PENANA6pPcYRbcaC
想到這裏,強哥似乎想通什麼,又一拍桌子猛然站起來。59Please respect copyright.PENANAuN8TM9gPwA
牙超二人以為這個瘋狗要走,不禁鬆了口氣。59Please respect copyright.PENANAANDQ0FtBqO
可是只見強哥徑自走到鄰桌,「啪」的一聲就掀翻了桌子,飯菜散了一地。59Please respect copyright.PENANAghejblQk4R
「幹你老母親,統統都給我閉嘴!」59Please respect copyright.PENANAluFH1FmIu1
強哥一邊歇斯底里的大叫,一邊走去掀別張桌子,酒樓一時酒肉橫飛,現場十分混亂!59Please respect copyright.PENANA9QWWXUO7XX
眾人都看呆了,沒想到簡簡單單吃個飯也遇上神經病,真是晦氣!59Please respect copyright.PENANAPyUAKzSrHL
酒樓內瞬間鴉雀無聲。59Please respect copyright.PENANAHg3M7ux0nE
「啊啊啊啊啊,朕天生皇帝命!」59Please respect copyright.PENANACExTRKJUh8
強哥見所有人都在看著他,心中得意極了!做皇帝的,就應該萬民朝拜,百方來朝啊!59Please respect copyright.PENANAy60on9Hh0Z
強哥玩得一時興起,也就順手多掀了幾張桌子。59Please respect copyright.PENANAQ87lYa7W7y
「幹你娘,馬上停手!」一直在二樓忙前忙後的新小二終於聽見樓下的騷動,連滾帶爬沖出來阻止。59Please respect copyright.PENANAAElo3VCvBR
「強…強哥?」但是當他看見犯事者又是強哥時,頓時犯了難。59Please respect copyright.PENANA4sKMimLPU4
他害怕被強哥打死。59Please respect copyright.PENANAXQu8vRl75n
但是一想到如果自己搞砸了的話,何掌櫃一定會強逼他賠錢的!眼見強哥至少破壞了五六桌酒席,憑自己那點可憐的工資,怎麼可能賠得起啊!59Please respect copyright.PENANAQn9lFAa2si
小二咬咬牙,最終還是壯著膽上前阻止。59Please respect copyright.PENANAfJeZ2mZDsH
「強…強哥,你大人有大量,放過我吧,不要再打了…」強哥見帶著哭腔的小二低聲下氣懇求,再也不好意思掀桌子了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAzzkiHeHF0x
強哥還是很好說話的。59Please respect copyright.PENANAf5ivTSMnot
「這裏多少錢?我賠!」強哥豪爽的拍了拍自己胸口。強帝如今是有錢人了,再多的錢也付得起,區區幾桌酒菜,根本不在話下!59Please respect copyright.PENANA3NdBKrLhiV
小二瞬間換上笑容、殷勤的拿來算盤,「啪達啪喇」就開始算了起來。59Please respect copyright.PENANA3PHgAXllAh
「酒的話你打爛十壼,白玉苦瓜一碟…一共三十二兩,抹去零頭就收三十兩吧。」59Please respect copyright.PENANAXrgBfsFwFW
小二充滿期盼看著強哥。
「幹,還以為多少,拿穩了。」強哥拿出銀票,遞給了小二。小二喜孜孜拿過銀票,到帳房取了二十個銀元寶出來。59Please respect copyright.PENANAVWCsrJSQ0u
「收你五十兩,找你二十兩白銀。」59Please respect copyright.PENANAUWGw0nLPDd
強哥不樂意了,一把揪住小二的衣領,質問道:「幹你老母親,寡人不是給了你五百兩嗎?為什麼只找我二十兩?以為朕不會數學?想討打嗎?」59Please respect copyright.PENANArFf8MzKZIP
小二見到強哥如此凶神惡煞,快要嚇尿了!59Please respect copyright.PENANAXw5jUkQSI7
他顫顫抖抖解釋道,「慶豐銀票就是這樣啊…官府越印越多,已經貶值到一百兩銀票兌十兩了….強哥不要殺我….小弟是無辜的….」59Please respect copyright.PENANAfnl5cLu4jX
小二說到動情時,更不由自主雙膝跪下。59Please respect copyright.PENANAn0PRy0ll1q
強哥見身邊的人瘋狂點頭,也不好對小二下毒手,只好暫時放過了他。59Please respect copyright.PENANAttscm8U6kP
天殺的慶豐偽帝,狗皇帝亂印銀紙!59Please respect copyright.PENANAkyrSlSSYBI
說上來,這已經是被韭草當鋪割的第二次了!強哥心中憤恨不已,心中早已經將這個地方列為優先摧毁目標。59Please respect copyright.PENANAtNxPKl0YK7
強哥收好了元寶,順便拿走了自己的六碟是旦,他決定打包出去吃。59Please respect copyright.PENANAqmS0TBAfOq
酒樓眾人見強哥要走,都紛紛離開了此地。59Please respect copyright.PENANAQuJUsIIqbt
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強哥見牙超二人正要走,趕忙走去攔住他們。59Please respect copyright.PENANAIjDtTvxP5H
「慢著,寡人有事召見你們。」強哥見二人頗合眼緣,決定拉他們入自己開妓院做老闆的發達大計中。59Please respect copyright.PENANAW3IbrjLGk7
二人兩眼相投,都在對方眼中看見驚疑不定。「幹,三小啦?」59Please respect copyright.PENANAyy2iqj0ADq
還是牙超膽子比較大,向強哥一揖,「兄台何事?」59Please respect copyright.PENANAp85N5GYfTs
「朕見你們骨格精奇,與寡人頗為投緣,不知你們有興趣加入寡人的發達大計嗎?」59Please respect copyright.PENANAvkoWSZENlj
「呃,發達大計具體是什麼東東?」牙超身旁的那人問強哥。59Please respect copyright.PENANA6hfubA8HQm
「愛卿你叫什麼名字?」強哥只知道牙超是牙超,尚未知道另一人姓甚名誰。59Please respect copyright.PENANA3eSBxBce91
「哦,小弟姓白名花油,兄台可以叫我白花油。」白花油也向強哥一揖。59Please respect copyright.PENANAYJ8ltjtgKV
如果自己說話嗆的話,天知道這個自稱皇帝的怪人會不會發作?59Please respect copyright.PENANAycyrBku2Kv
「好名字好名字。」強哥假笑著說。59Please respect copyright.PENANAOQL14CbaN9
其實他覺得白花油這個名字很蠢,好人好姐怎會叫白花油呢?59Please respect copyright.PENANAyAb5PWees5
「實不相瞞,寡人的發達大計就是開妓院。」強哥左望右望見四下無人,悄悄向二人說。59Please respect copyright.PENANAiamjyL6T1z
他害怕發達大計被人聽了去,自己就發達不成了。59Please respect copyright.PENANAuqwk88DGIU
「開妓院?小姐是怎麼來?地下長出來嗎?白痴,花油不要聽他胡說八道,我們走!」59Please respect copyright.PENANAyyL9dTKjfB
牙超一聽強哥這個不靠譜的計劃,瞬間沒有了耐心,拉着白花油就要走。59Please respect copyright.PENANAQTQLGFJcQs
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