Got this idea from Cheeto!
Here's the link if you wanna try too:https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator158Please respect copyright.PENANABqPS01bhib
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This one is ship content, honestly think they suit if there were to be a couple tbh.
Kai: Talk dirty to me, baby~158Please respect copyright.PENANArfLbZ31GEm
Daffi: The dishes.158Please respect copyright.PENANA5jlEhInrP6
Kai: Wh-158Please respect copyright.PENANANbuNXW9Epm
Daffi: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.158Please respect copyright.PENANAD5uIdxDrCc
*Kai comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in thier bedroom.*158Please respect copyright.PENANACf70N0DofE
Daffi: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?158Please respect copyright.PENANAvoSsR0MzTe
Kai: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a Boyfriend.158Please respect copyright.PENANA0U0DFraoSv
Kai: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*158Please respect copyright.PENANACKTZe9WgJ1
Daffi: ...158Please respect copyright.PENANAJGt8zoyw74
Daffi: Two bros!158Please respect copyright.PENANA5uz4pqegCO
Kai: Chillin' in a hot tub!158Please respect copyright.PENANAzQryzrhQaL
Daffi and Kai, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!158Please respect copyright.PENANA2Yyxopxzmq
Ok no more Kaffi. Let's try some other coupleeeees158Please respect copyright.PENANAurSCYX0fxq
Zinnia: This date is boring!158Please respect copyright.PENANAQj3fmOBu8U
Brennan: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.158Please respect copyright.PENANA2G38zfN1iT
Zinnia: Then why did you invite me?158Please respect copyright.PENANABXWNYwADWQ
Brennan: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Brennan I'll do whatever I want!158Please respect copyright.PENANA5KUTvz5MHX
Zinnia: Is something burning?158Please respect copyright.PENANA5YfQAHDUYj
Brennan, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.158Please respect copyright.PENANABFEpLE4RAO
Zinnia: Brennan, the toaster is literally on fire.158Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3ulOnnp9y
Zinnia: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.158Please respect copyright.PENANAch8LcJ0fve
Brennan: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.158Please respect copyright.PENANAdSokoTgzVE
Ok...for a couple yall don't like but they still hold a special place
Dahai158Please respect copyright.PENANA0WnYeLhFhQ
Dahlia: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?158Please respect copyright.PENANAKmwrKoT2CZ
Kai: It was autocorrect.158Please respect copyright.PENANAFtWBPmmeje
Dahlia: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?158Please respect copyright.PENANA3U0CqNMFe8
Kai: Yes.158Please respect copyright.PENANAIgiYrLnVtx
Kai: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?158Please respect copyright.PENANAQNQHgz3Vfh
Dahlia: Aww-158Please respect copyright.PENANAiRrGfYqjMb
Kai: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!158Please respect copyright.PENANAnjh3FV1VaK
Ok now just some fun friend stuff
Dahlia: Try not to roll your eyes at me.158Please respect copyright.PENANAhfGJlyN61k
Iris: I don't have pupils.158Please respect copyright.PENANA9oBq7ZOPgy
Iris: Damn, Dahlia, are you secretly cool?158Please respect copyright.PENANAUvn20nfNNc
Dahlia: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.158Please respect copyright.PENANA02ydmGg5Jd
Iris: I do not.158Please respect copyright.PENANAJKzGWhXNmB
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