「聽說了嗎？他是同性戀。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5c5GzJPuOn
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便利超商裡，短髮女人指著櫃檯旁擺著的八卦週刊，側過頭詢問另一個紮著馬尾的女人。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8fCpRV59S
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「誰？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehD9h2apMI
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短髮女人長長的指甲戳在週刊的封面上。「這個藝人，被爆出跟男人去汽車旅館開房。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWGdhEv0o5
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紮著馬尾的女人漫不經心地瞥了一眼，封面上的棕髮男人帶著鴨舌帽，口罩鬆鬆垮垮地拉到下顎。照片裡他似乎無法獨立站穩，因此大半個身子都攀在另一個男人身上。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNavOvwBd0
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「他很有名嗎？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IlH5vIzgn
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「你不知道小彌？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VLr9EgviZ
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「我不關注娛樂圈的。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwww26yAYjL
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紮著馬尾的女人語畢，短髮的女人拔高了音量。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6f1dtYNHJ
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「這可是大八卦耶！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdsnR6IVbR
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「⋯⋯怎麼說？」紮著馬尾的女人受不了同事突然高八度，但還是配合地接話。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwgyPusX4X
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短髮女人連忙掏出手機，仔細地跟紮馬尾的女人講解：346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMDM2H3IHe
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「因為和他去開房的男人啊，是懷榮金控家的小兒子。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiRkNPFire
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「喔，攀上有錢人嗎？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JA2n2u0iV
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「然後PTT馬上就有網友爆料，那個男人跟唐嘉鈞同居！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WvV9CqWwI
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「唐嘉鈞⋯⋯市長的兒子？也是同性戀？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkomSl6p1a
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「所以，我才說是大八卦啊。」短髮女人滑著PTT下的一片紅字噓文，搖搖頭，連連發出嘖聲。紮著馬尾的女人則在一旁，毫不避諱地露出嫌惡的表情。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1eJK5BzNy
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「一群同性戀，真噁心。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuc2W1WHMjV
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唐國新將煙灰抖進煙灰缸裡——正確來說，夾著煙的手正顫抖著，灰便自然地落了下來。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkt7PQaFdHB
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「市長。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4llg9WAU3M
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「讓媒體去吵別的事，我兒子絕對不是同性戀！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRDJhe4HmQ
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「他是異性戀⋯⋯我會處理，不要擔心了，小彌。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoWMAvdks9
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吳詠青對著電話輕聲呢喃，眉清目秀的臉寫滿憂慮，口中卻還在安撫對方。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVUvgRWSnv
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唐嘉鈞剛步入家門，又再次聽到「小彌」二字，瞬間皺起了眉頭。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLxxTyfIkG
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「你會處理？你根本處理不了。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBKHqyqnqK
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唐嘉鈞努力壓抑著怒氣，卻仍然失敗地出言諷刺。沙發上的吳詠青抬眼，像是被戳中心事一樣，緊抿雙唇。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZY4mPk4lqN
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「嘉鈞回來了，我先掛電話了。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSOxKxIp5C
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小彌。唐嘉鈞握緊了拳頭，指甲刺進了掌心的肉裡。他的辦公室桌上擺滿了周刊跟各大報頭版，閉上眼，他就能立刻想起那張照片的所有細節——在旅館門口，鍾彌搭著吳詠青的肩膀。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSDW77ZPXe
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詠青，吳詠青。不屬於他的吳詠青。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcJaAqpBAN
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「你是異性戀，你可以跟我劃清關係。」吳詠青拍了拍唐嘉鈞的側臂，臉上掛著一絲苦笑。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJ3WYnKyN0
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「馬上就要選舉了，你們還搞這齣？知道我會掉多少票嗎？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJDHyxQjFY
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「你是異性戀。」吳詠青語塞，只能乾巴巴的重複。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFdNnGQ44h
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「真相是什麼根本不重要！」唐嘉鈞低吼，「那些媒體會查證嗎？我說我不是，會有人相信嗎？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrr8K9IUZj
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吳詠青低下頭。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuIligBLpg
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「⋯⋯我們晚點再談，你現在太激動了。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDE9MuXyVp
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吳詠青起身，唐嘉鈞卻一把抓住他的領口。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflbgKyZapC
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「我告訴你，那就是我一輩子洗刷不掉的污點，懂嗎？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObX2PS9WaU
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「對，你那偉大的政治事業不能有洗刷不掉的污點，你最好滾遠一點，不要跟我這個死GAY沾上邊。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZumKLdsY6
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吳詠青紅了眼眶，最終還是又笑了。他露出了慘澹的笑容，嗓子乾啞。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGRYY2l7qQ
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「辛苦唐委員收我的爛攤子了，來，公關費多少錢？我結給你。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokmKL4mmCz
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——他叫他的嘉鈞哥哥，唐委員。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwaVZMtjNn
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唐嘉鈞全身顫抖，「吳詠青，你想把我活活氣死。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QkkDQ5hkZ
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他扔下吳詠青，轉身甩上大門走了。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKgOtxUHnO
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「我是異性戀。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsoON29VgZ
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唐嘉鈞競選團隊很快成立內部危機處理小組，沙盤推演之後，召開記者會澄清。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUreCJGzIQ
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「我不清楚吳先生的隱私，也請媒體朋友不要再追殺他。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUmECnXZgR
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他九十度鞠躬道歉，眼眶恰到好處地紅了。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSQEqTzOMR
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媒體不再追殺唐嘉鈞了。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadyin43Yi4
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他們有更值得追殺的對象——小彌被爆出吸毒跟濫交，其中的對象又有其他大咖藝人。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPIBlsTu9j
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吳詠青怎樣都壓不下新聞，他們說背後有更大尾的勢力在炒作。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3nqcGx6uJ
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恐怕是政治界的人。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobGzoawT3L
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「反正那些都是真的。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qPYYJYl3Y
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他受到嚴重的網路霸凌，瘦了一大圈，最後一次見面，卻只是笑著要吳詠青別再管他了。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWbHnTkIEK
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小彌的遺言寫得像得獎感言，彷彿那部來不及殺青的新劇得了金鐘，他感謝劇組、感謝經紀人、感謝爸媽、感謝他的詠青哥。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZG1BoiMXUe
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然後就上吊，自殺未遂成了植物人。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZ93YxpABp
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經過性向風波，唐嘉鈞仍然選上了立法委員。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pmM2zVaHL
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那一次甩門離開後，他只讓助理回去收拾過一次行李，並沒有和吳詠青碰到面。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oElHIDQpz
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六年後，二〇二二年年末。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKH3YOYjfm
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唐嘉鈞去參加新銳導演黎詩琛第一部商業片《心願》的剪綵。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBE6A8C0WH
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官方資料寫著，他曾編導短片《牛頭剷》、《石楠》、《inflammation》，作品曾入圍金穗獎、南方影展。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFX9weVNEEG
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官方資料沒有寫，他是吳詠青的男朋友，但唐嘉鈞仍然知道了消息。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cjevukUZj
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回程，他一個人坐在黑色轎車後座，路燈打在側臉，明明滅滅。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrstbDLauuK
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助理發表完對《心願》的高見後，突然問唐嘉鈞，有什麼心願。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAZsU15VQP
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他想了想，開口——346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡze6SmrFVMh
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我想要的東西，有再多錢、坐在再高的位置，也不可能得到了。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNa6DACopR
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我只有一個願望。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfCdr4j3xE
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我想要醒來發現自己還是個小學生，只是在書桌前睡著，做了一場夢。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBwL55wOst
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是一場很長很長的惡夢，長得讓人以為就這樣過完了半輩子。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK05eTlSC5r
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醒來後，作業本上流滿我的口水。我被我的好朋友罵了一頓，他吵著要快點去玩。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6gzfAEdOC
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我會告訴他不用急，反正除了陪他玩，也沒什麼重要的事，往後都是這樣。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXBBB6EbVu
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後記：
我好像寫了很久的小說，卻從來沒有真的寫完過一部非短篇作品。（這部5.5w字應該算中篇）
《我的好朋友》不是一部成熟的作品，它起先只是《伯樂遊戲》的前導作品，我起初想寫的是黎詩琛和吳詠青的故事，唐嘉鈞只是一個白月光般的存在。結果我現在用情過深暫時無法寫《伯樂遊戲》（笑）
希望《我的好朋友》有娛樂到大家，如果你有任何心得想回饋，都歡迎留言～
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