
正所謂「睇人仆街最開心」,呢句嘢,我諗大家都聽過。香港人嘛,最鐘意就係食花生(包括我),有咩事發生的話,企埋一邊睇嘢,就真係超級過癮。
但係,雖然睇人仆街係好開心,但當你身邊出現啲好仆街嘅人的話,件事就真係唔係太過癮。燥爆嘅我,成日都好想屌柒呢啲人,但奈何嘅係,我嘅身分唔撚容許我咁做… 好啦,呢篇blog,寫少少呢個仆街「法利賽人」(耶穌生平最撚憎嘅一類人,偽善到仆街嗰隻)T君有幾過分。
以下嘅事例,真人真事呀頂佢個肺!
事例一:輸打贏要282Please respect copyright.PENANAip3b7sNZPM
法利賽人T君:亞媽,有無時間幫我湊個仔,我要返工唔得閒282Please respect copyright.PENANATAO7TtMVgu
亞媽:好呀,無問題,交比我啦282Please respect copyright.PENANAwMIUO1e7pL
(半年後)282Please respect copyright.PENANAIrzfAC1oVu
法利賽人T君:亞媽,妳咁湊佢唔得喎,又帶佢去街市又盛,好污遭㗎282Please respect copyright.PENANAIYlCtcQ4eW
亞媽:(無耐)亞女,咁我要去買餸㗎嘛…282Please respect copyright.PENANA53ji8ZctzC
法利賽人T君:(無視呢個回答)算啦,妳湊埋呢個月,之後我辭咗份工自己湊返282Please respect copyright.PENANA54iWYwZG2D
亞媽:(更無柰)是但妳喇282Please respect copyright.PENANAHrG4WJNLr1
法利賽人T君:(理9直氣9壯)嗱咁我而家無收入,又唔使妳湊佢,家用我比少啲㗎喇!282Please respect copyright.PENANAOhlilpoO7G
亞媽:…
(實情:T君叫亞媽幫手湊仔嘅時候,係無加到家用比亞媽的)
事例二:送比你 vs 借比你282Please respect copyright.PENANAJwRID8uSNY
法利賽人T君:家姐,我地嚟緊搬走,有個櫃新屋擺唔落,比你好嗎?282Please respect copyright.PENANAvCQRadhv5t
家姐:好呀!282Please respect copyright.PENANA3xgd8qYXtp
(幾年後)282Please respect copyright.PENANAvSFJnpNtxS
法利賽人T君:家姐,我地下個月搬返嚟呢個屋苑,之前個櫃我地會攞返,唔該282Please respect copyright.PENANA5I60zKngsJ
家姐:(錯愕)下?攞返?唔係比我嘅咩?282Please respect copyright.PENANAA2KsGARfVi
法利賽人T君:(理9所當9然)係借比妳㗎咋!282Please respect copyright.PENANAH74Zchyah9
亞媽:…
(作為「家姐老公」嘅我,心諗,我係唔撚係要收9返妳倉租?)
事例三:yuu積分282Please respect copyright.PENANAJgdethnc8k
法利賽人T君:家姐,我地嚟緊移民,仲有啲yuu積分用唔晒,妳要唔要?282Please respect copyright.PENANAbBrLgdMDNq
家姐:好呀!282Please respect copyright.PENANABGUNDM79cQ
法利賽人T君:(攞部手機出嚟篤)好啦,等我計下先… 計到喇,我轉啲積分比你,妳比返$58.3比我吖!282Please respect copyright.PENANAv8MgD1LSHi
家姐:(錯愕)下?
(一毫子都唔放過嘅T君,最後啲yuu積分「送」咗比邊個,我唔97知,我淨係知,佢臨走嘅「八達通消費卷」,係好孝順咁比咗亞媽… 當做「家用」嘅,yay!)
精彩無?滿意無?以上呢,我想講,只係冰山一角… 不過唔寫咁多喇,一寫就上頭兼好撚嬲… 下次再見,have a good weekend!
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