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美好的一天從段考說早安開始。55Please respect copyright.PENANAAezvb1ZN54
一早我就:ㄟ公民要考哪?55Please respect copyright.PENANAqCEsMWQaoX
蛋塔:我以為我們半小時後就要考公民了,不可能現在才問吧?55Please respect copyright.PENANAJiNeTvenag
我:咩55Please respect copyright.PENANAzLweA3Jqsx
於是就蹲在蛋塔旁邊看,蛋塔就突然抬頭跟我說甚麼該背,還有順便教了我一下。55Please respect copyright.PENANAiY5WLgrfMS
一時間感動得要死,我的段考超人。55Please respect copyright.PENANA19s67BZOs9
開始考公民前兩分鐘,有人的桌子冒出了蟑螂,蛋塔就她媽的超級英勇地上去徒手打蟑螂,在一片驚呼和不可思議中,笑得像犯花癡的我特別突兀,雖然沒人發現就是。55Please respect copyright.PENANAtrBogLOLnM
結果她媽的她說的教的都考了,真的扯爛ㄟㄟㄟ,完全是段考超人,然後我公民寫完剩三十分鐘直接斷電開睡,手麻了(55Please respect copyright.PENANAsqJSAsctH7
我們段考日有一節一小時多的下課,我就發現我某本書還沒還。55Please respect copyright.PENANAWLQN4LXPIM
我:妳要去圖書館嗎?55Please respect copyright.PENANAnPsc0BJCEQ
蛋塔:也是可以耶,那我要帶書去讀。55Please respect copyright.PENANAWWoE0wu4G3
然後我就破天荒地拿著數學講義去圖書館讀書了,我真的有寫題目那種,太不可思議了。55Please respect copyright.PENANAN2h3taQ1pc
蛋塔就在看音樂,因為下一節要考,我就寫數學,寫一半時。55Please respect copyright.PENANAQ46Pakdn4P
蛋塔:ㄟ妳知道那個音樂巴巴巴……55Please respect copyright.PENANAT0qslwZlfB
(抱歉我真的忘記了她在公三小)55Please respect copyright.PENANAIvz8qJ7Ykl
我:……不知道55Please respect copyright.PENANAcfKdnTQNIu
蛋塔:就那個咻咻咻的巴巴巴55Please respect copyright.PENANAlCAK1OhPE9
然後就莫名變成蛋塔抽問我音樂,最扯的是後來,她抽問的每一題都有考,我整個,她媽的段考超人跟我結婚啊啊阿!55Please respect copyright.PENANABlfWKNPiDA
後來段考超人就在中午被我A了外套睡覺。55Please respect copyright.PENANAdf3FWUplmf
我:借我外套睡覺好不好?55Please respect copyright.PENANAjN2oJalPO8
蛋塔就給我了。笑死,因為轟隆隆拿去洗的關係,我睡覺都頗艱難(?)55Please respect copyright.PENANA9q80GIvpdl
後來就考數學前,蛋塔就非常認真地教我數學。基本上可以看出她是靠教人和抽考別人這種方法鞏固記憶(?),非常好,那這樣以後要考試前就往她旁邊一靠。55Please respect copyright.PENANAeipRE57esc
一放學,她媽的大家就聚集在我座位那裏對答案,滾啊!我不想聽我不想聽,別這樣對我!55Please respect copyright.PENANAnlPhSl91nW
今天總結,有早安有掰掰。55Please respect copyright.PENANAUh5AfSIJEw
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