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我早上問了蛋塔我要不要剪短頭髮,她看著我打量了一會,非常詳盡地問了我要剪什麼樣的東西,是像那個誰,還是像哪個誰,多短來著之類的。20Please respect copyright.PENANAclO5eTVKDT
我:就、就短髮?反正長很快??20Please respect copyright.PENANAPBWmKaNYYX
蛋塔:?妳男的嗎?反正長很快?20Please respect copyright.PENANAvJSeMVkNpw
後來她說這決定太重大了請我自己好好想想,然後後來我忘了甚麼時候她又說你就剪阿。20Please respect copyright.PENANAImyTei891z
就就就要去選修,然後因為不喜歡那個老師,所以一點也不想去。那個老師的表達力真的震驚我爹娘的差,虧她成大中文系還是輔英教授,真的,零分,文字表達力也零分,出了八本書長這樣也是醉了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAxTjjynb3FU
然後我去廁所完要回我座位收東西,就發現我的座位被一群同學佔據了(沒有討厭的意思)。20Please respect copyright.PENANAtbeuUBPB5m
但是佔據我位子的那些男的女的我一點也不熟,但我知道都是好人(對)20Please respect copyright.PENANAPIMCxIiKfF
反正我就跑去蛋塔旁邊蹭蹭抱抱。20Please respect copyright.PENANAlibpY54pSQ
然後夏爾加突然走過來:ㄟ你位子被占走了20Please respect copyright.PENANAa41oMc2afq
我:喔我有看到阿。20Please respect copyright.PENANAeLnb6wOjQ6
夏爾加:你不趕走嗎?20Please respect copyright.PENANAuSGsjGlAyO
我:沒必要吧,等一下就走了20Please respect copyright.PENANARz3TsEhQmm
夏爾加:為甚麼不趕走?20Please respect copyright.PENANAcsuyPbpqhG
我:為甚麼要趕走?20Please respect copyright.PENANAnCjCdrMFFP
夏爾加:為甚麼不趕走?20Please respect copyright.PENANA6h36F5wHNM
(鬼打牆許久)20Please respect copyright.PENANAxp1DlSAgFd
夏爾加:你不覺得有人坐在你座位上很噁心嗎?20Please respect copyright.PENANADOGSdPg1UO
我:?20Please respect copyright.PENANAd6mNZsAuz0
(其實我下一句本來想接我有酒精我等等想噴,結果蛋塔開口了)20Please respect copyright.PENANAwlpkwIhiEs
蹲在旁邊收東西的蛋塔:?我聽得到喔,不太對吧?20Please respect copyright.PENANAvAx3f793Y3
然後夏爾加就跑去上課了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAor5PL2VMFP
然後我就繼續在蛋塔旁邊蹭蹭抱抱,因為我位子上還有人。20Please respect copyright.PENANA6BmkN1hYYG
我:嗚,我不想上課20Please respect copyright.PENANAyE2ICiwNC2
蛋塔:不行,你要(摸頭20Please respect copyright.PENANATlqevqxILW
然後我座位沒人了我就回去收東西,抬頭她就在我前面等我要一起走,好爽(X)20Please respect copyright.PENANAAbBpSGthYX
然後到了要分別的路口,她就停下來了:不行我好不想去上課。20Please respect copyright.PENANAZKYVsU1SMz
我:超好笑,我也是噢20Please respect copyright.PENANAhgSRvclcDG
然後她好就碎念了甚麼我沒聽清,然後:噢不行啦我要去上課20Please respect copyright.PENANAAY4tX206XK
然後她就跑了,笨20Please respect copyright.PENANAcWScFIMnUK
後來中午她就把我堵在門口(X),跟我說她把作文放在桌上現在很多人在看她作文。20Please respect copyright.PENANAzbTa73Qav6
我:那我能去看嗎?20Please respect copyright.PENANASQQmKKS4c4
蛋塔:不行20Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4ykN6QmR0
後來要睡覺的時候她桌上放了本漫畫我就拿起來偷看惹(光明正大)20Please respect copyright.PENANAs68U7m5KbA
看到要睡覺,鐘打了,她就摸摸我頭說該回去睡了吧。20Please respect copyright.PENANAf9sVsJsFY8
嘶摸頭頻率高到快樂。20Please respect copyright.PENANAiLRaQ9Y3vK
然後體育課輪到她那組打躲避球,然後我就自告奮勇地去當了裁判。20Please respect copyright.PENANAyoqvVOmt0Q
我說的時候那個同學的表情變成(⊙o⊙),然後喔喔喔,好啊你當。那同學雖然跟我不熟,但我上學期打排球也是這樣說我要當裁判(然後打球都:我站在那裏看你們就好)(同一個組別)20Please respect copyright.PENANAGlhibQR7uQ
然後中間有一段蛋塔被集火了十多球,她都沒有被打到,然後還接到球,碰一下,反殺了對面,好帥。20Please respect copyright.PENANAIGqmEmwvcd
然後走回教室的時候又在拉她手。20Please respect copyright.PENANAkA1sgjO6jc
暈船狗汪汪汪,然後後來要上歷史課的時候我也這樣,A了她漫畫看然後不想回去,然後又被摸頭。20Please respect copyright.PENANAKLNFYwCl8v
對不起我就暈。20Please respect copyright.PENANAc9NdgUwinb
今天依舊沒跟她說掰掰。20Please respect copyright.PENANAyqIdBDKboJ
然後晚上我很無聊(其實也沒有),反正在跟別人講有點正經的事情,然後一邊聽一邊改了她暱稱,因為好玩(我以為不會跳通知)20Please respect copyright.PENANAJM3EDEbMZ1
結果過了十分多鐘,她傳了一頁通知給我,都我改的。20Please respect copyright.PENANAOKGnhMSrKm
蛋塔:妳好吵w20Please respect copyright.PENANAejX27EJv9S
我:我很抱歉(20Please respect copyright.PENANAjaAmsRYUZx
然後我們就開始聊天惹,然後我就問說我cp戒指該用甚麼款式。20Please respect copyright.PENANAVs2A2PsgcP
她:必須是對方眼睛顏色的寶石wwwwwwww20Please respect copyright.PENANAyXza74ZWE9
噢,然後我又問了妳會把喜歡比喻成甚麼具體的東西嗎?20Please respect copyright.PENANAtSUUe3tJ4t
(其實我本來只是想讓她隨便回答個名詞就好,反正有了名詞掰原因就簡簡單單。)20Please respect copyright.PENANAKoU6ggjztJ
她:玻璃吧。20Please respect copyright.PENANAURmmWQGtAq
然後非常詳盡地跟我解釋了玻璃的由來。20Please respect copyright.PENANAGqpVyQUvxk
我:感覺很適用曖昧關係。20Please respect copyright.PENANALCJlAMK4ZM
她:就是。20Please respect copyright.PENANA1QqCTfdmVR
我:等等等等等,我問個突然又偏題的問題,妳曖昧過?20Please respect copyright.PENANAE5npM3cD0U
蛋塔:確實偏題又突然,但是有。20Please respect copyright.PENANAH69aN8WhFf
我:(掏瓜20Please respect copyright.PENANAXbmRgRpRTg
蛋塔:不可能想吃瓜吧20Please respect copyright.PENANAX85NAOJTcq
我:(期待20Please respect copyright.PENANAwpTpj2srVj
蛋塔:我懶得講ㄏㄏ20Please respect copyright.PENANA6WbOpKlA9f
然後她講了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAMq7UqrKN82
反正反正,她上一個曖昧對象不復存在的原因是線上太不會聊天了。20Please respect copyright.PENANAkTuIMyO6un
我總感覺脖子涼涼的(X),沒,我是說太好笑惹。20Please respect copyright.PENANAG7ZtrePm41
然後她講完故事後(大概講了一個小時?),她突然消失了十分鐘,然後跟我說,她剛去滑了一下聊天紀錄,好尷尬好笨。20Please respect copyright.PENANABZvZmAJd4E
我整個,好好奇噢。20Please respect copyright.PENANARq1CVjc2Ww
後來我就跟他說我今天搭錯公車走回家然後沒帶鑰匙更蠢。20Please respect copyright.PENANAspaYbyV24E
她:確實wwwwwwww20Please respect copyright.PENANAfk4B26PNaH
我:?不該先反駁嗎??妳倒是反駁阿!20Please respect copyright.PENANA1BtDNKOdbu
她:wwwwwwwwww不要,我不要20Please respect copyright.PENANAT4KvNIUduo
哭哭噢,我跟她從二十七號聊到二十八號,真好。
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