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今天早上兩節課，她請假了。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP1rskc69U
第一節是我心心念念好多個禮拜，可以和她坐在一塊的健護課。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo0FX5Uebi
因為很不開薰，就打開M把她的暱稱改成健護課好無聊，我想著反正趁她看到前改回來就好。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2ibGpT2cx
結果第二節她還是不在，我就把她改成惹國文課好無聊。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmCKwZQKeQ
後來第三節課她回來了，反正我也沒跟她互動，我也就忘了改回來。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CiPwbECc1
但後來中午她剛好走到我旁邊，我在喝水，就順口跟她說了：我會不會站錯攻受啊？我看了這個作者四本文，會不會第四本也站錯？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf801yfPiYC
蛋塔：依照你之前說過你站錯攻受的頻率，我覺得非常有可能。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvD0SpxkZAC
我：不啊啊（消音（開始極力辯解30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQiS3Tff0a
然後我就不小心被水嗆到了，開始瘋狂咳嗽，但我一邊咳嗽一邊瘋狂辯解，我也不記得我在說甚麼了。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmBiO3ogt1
蛋塔：你要不要考慮咳完再說？（拍背（順氣30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPGHPbLRlt
對但是我沒有，最後還是在她看智障的眼神中沉默惹。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAUgzNLTIS
蛋塔：我感覺你會站錯。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5qJ7GrhiP
咩噗（30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLquyabDWw
然後呢，下午我就，我就打掃的時候就在她旁邊。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRVftLaOBY
我：不不不，幹，我覺得我站的攻，年上攻她逐漸嬌羞，這是危險的訊號。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrqSutwdIF
蛋塔：你完了。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUcS8n1hvt
我：不行啦，年下一直被形容成狗狗，完蛋了30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIRpa7JTP8
蛋塔：狗狗非常非常容易攻ㄟ30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRXT0FO2tk
然後她在掃地，掃一掃不知怎麼整的，就有個黑黑的東西噴起來差點噴到她。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWdAX0ZxJi
蛋塔：嚇嚇30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkcJT7IycU
然後我內心瞬間充滿著，為甚麼疊字啦ｗｗｗ30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF92bzSg0mo
好笨。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEEBqwsy9X
然後後來她跟我走回教室的路上，她就突然說：國文課好無聊。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYFVejYG4C
我：？那確實有點無聊30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqj1kKPstE
她：健護課好無聊，你給我改的暱稱30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9Bqv9bK8q
我：……咩，你看得到喔？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOOILCPyVP
她：？？？你不會以為對方看不到吧30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7xoroqYVX
我：……咩30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRv8Wq3kISJ
她：扯。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzuVvj458D
然後放學她就傳訊息問我：所以你站對了嗎？30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoUCNeIYQf
事實證明，我站錯了，我差點打了小作文哭嚎。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2A7qTMfBRP
然後我發現了，我最近很喜歡不讀她訊息，把小紅點掛在那，伴著她的頭貼。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGzQCMlpDC
然後就這樣看著，讓她停留在我的螢幕上。30Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CqRDCH10b
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