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今天早上，蛋塔來學校惹。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVU40iHgBh
她就在弄紀錄簿，然後拿著她的紅色紀錄簿走過來，我就自覺地將桌子清給她寫。（我就喜歡被侵門踏戶（都加一教我的27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MH6AOEy8J
蛋塔：昨天那個阿，我傳的那個。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡju0QI1P8Yn
（她在說為甚麼ＢＬ會喊受老婆，ＧＬ很少見喊攻老公）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIN9MV3EGk
我：ㄟ其實有ㄟ，現實，但小說確實不常見。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpBGqnq44f
蛋塔：所以真的有人喊喔？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVD8vnnvy6d
我：有喔27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Z8qr2WlNx
蛋塔：ㄟ可是，你不覺得，感覺怪怪的嗎？這樣喊27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7Kiatnolk
我：我是覺得小說裡看到沒有很喜歡啦27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VEsk7VfVJ
蛋塔：我也是27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQkMGw3QLt
我：有的時候會給我一種在他們快樂的關係中硬分男女的感覺27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsY4XPC1Lcn
蛋塔：真的！ㄟ不過我最近看到一種稱呼「小先生」，嗯！嗯！（摀著臉傻笑27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7av2Y16ue
我：那確實挺不錯的ㄟ，我之前也看到一種「小姑娘」，整個就，嗯！嗯！（學她27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjgQEo1dMJ
蛋塔：喔喔喔喔喔喔等等這稱呼，嗯！！！（摀著臉轉圈圈27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmC5UGB1Hq
她看起來很笨，笑鼠27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDz0NRJDWR
我：那一整個就很寵嗚嗚嗚27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqOy7eyqka
我：ㄟ你說，我昨天剛發誓我學測前絕對不寫死人了，可是我想到一個老梗，要不要寫。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcV3PM1n5H5
蛋塔：甚麼梗？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNrkONt2Ib
我：那甚麼，Ａ死了，Ａ穿到貓貓身上，用貓貓的視角看著Ｂ，Ｂ是她的對象。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsBMY4oQwj
蛋塔：？？你會下地獄？？刀圈的刀都你發的對不對？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZ9y2RDvPW
我：？哪有，我那麼溫柔善良乖巧27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RPwCCEqum
蛋塔：你會下地獄啦！
後來某節下課，我跟蛋塔猜拳，蛋塔贏了，我說那ｂｅ好了。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UC6ChwMpO
蛋塔：？？甚麼鬼27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2XDUar8yT
我：我決定好了27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvjL4WaqgX
蛋塔：你剛是用我們的猜拳決定甚麼？？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6cU155bCZ
我：我文要不要ｂｅ27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliitlvK7Cc
蛋塔：我代表甚麼27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcxStUmJPT
我：ｂｅ27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvQYI8I8Cz
蛋塔：你會下地獄的27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBUNbvSfri
我：你是共犯27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tSw2MYKhl
蛋塔：（無言到失語，手瘋狂筆畫，但說不出話。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCoqPlH19e
我：共犯掰掰27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7qMXBLNS4
我目送著她一路走回位子上，很想說些甚麼27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygZRXOzNaC
然後後來她說我該積點陰德，沒有，沒有。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BoCTrQVzN
下午我就起床了，是我自己起床的（我沒睡）！平常的星期三都是蛋塔喊的！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4Pp091wn2
然後在我可能沒睡著但看起來還是矇逼的樣子，蛋塔就走過來，拿她的紅色紀錄簿，輕輕戳了我兩下手背。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPogezP6tXu
我莫名從這動作品出了一點，溫柔。（好我知道我是腦補王）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkt9ihnhEN
蛋塔說了一句甚麼，好像是要上課了吧。我直接嗚嗚嗚暈死在原地。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOOv6qHBmg
反正後來，我就在掃地回來的路上跟她，挽著手（主要是我走太慢對不起）。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrU7cFc1YO
然後突然有一個朋友看到（我跟她沒有很熟，她跟蛋塔很熟）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZmy8YnlLT
她：你們居然牽手？！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKVXxdltJI
蛋塔：（沉默）……主要是她走很慢27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7V4AyAdNOc
我：咩27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBhP2qoJfj
她：我也走很慢好不好（挽蛋塔另一隻手）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJ3aDXuI2E
我就靜靜地看著她，一點也不慢好不好嗚嗚嗚27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2D6GLHSPa
蛋塔：你最好走很慢。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNU7nSqDY2
反正後來後來又一節下課。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgn1XiBwQMd
蛋塔和一個男生（上次那個牽她手手的）都聚集在我那聊天。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tsFKEIjQs
我本來是在跟蛋塔說話而已，男的自己走過來。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rYEwJggKm
在那之前我還抱著蛋塔（我坐著她站著（我可能抱的是肚子（她終於沒再說看起來很尷尬惹（她可能習慣被我傷害惹（Ｘ27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNOoUAZAD4
蛋塔還有摸摸我頭！因為她一說下一節課是英文我就，額阿，抱上去。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzWHgdjwGI
隨便啦，爽，那個男生要是沒有走過來會更好。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OOzmPjL1j
那個男生說你們都在說甚麼？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF79f25N8sn
反正就突然開啟了大麻之路（好像是先開啟男的才走過來）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSrnzOQxe8
兩個人就突然專業地討論起了大麻的使用發法（從蛋塔說大麻披薩開始）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeephg4LbV1
我：？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncAPXUUD8U
反正他倆講的越深，我臉上的問號更多，這時候兩人還試圖把自己跟我劃在一類，然後把另一個人排擠（跟良好公民組隊的就是良好公民）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59Y5Pg5T9k
兩個人突然很有默契的看我一眼。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9MkOlv0gn
蛋塔：是不是不該帶壞良好公民啊？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaDwYfZPuY
男：好像是。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphLeTQVKC8
我：？？？？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBYCP3pb36
蛋塔：可是他好像也知道很多了，不過至少他在這塊還是良好公民（用一種看羊的眼神看我27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EK9UsZkg2
我：？可能是妳教的27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4Zmkb02jX
蛋塔：（微妙停頓）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn9qqt6KBP
男：妳都教了她甚麼？！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2uhEgapRm
蛋塔：（心虛27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURjCCPgT8Y
我：可能，神奇寶貝27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyZhjNbeJL
蛋塔：那、那甚麼，我……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJa7dgLO08Q
我：（比出食指和大拇指）這是我所知的不該知道的東西的量，（縮減一半）這是蛋塔教我的量。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFyR7p9y5b
男：（倒抽一口氣）蛋塔！妳都教了她甚麼！太壞了！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVl9o5dfRoi
蛋塔：那、那個，我可以解釋。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6c87JSsCf
我：哇，好壞噢，請對我負責（被她略過了27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIGbVrQfwi
蛋塔：那甚麼，我只是傳了一點圖片和文字27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1FWFwGFVn
接下來就是試圖說明水伊布惹27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXivdXGHwN
今天好暈。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclACFdnKm4
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