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我早上問了蛋塔我要不要剪短頭髮,她看著我打量了一會,非常詳盡地問了我要剪什麼樣的東西,是像那個誰,還是像哪個誰,多短來著之類的。25Please respect copyright.PENANAfNUlD0QysP
我:就、就短髮?反正長很快??25Please respect copyright.PENANAls5Q89QG1w
蛋塔:?妳男的嗎?反正長很快?25Please respect copyright.PENANA6gdoq5zBr5
後來她說這決定太重大了請我自己好好想想,然後後來我忘了甚麼時候她又說你就剪阿。25Please respect copyright.PENANA1wogLqgGN0
就就就要去選修,然後因為不喜歡那個老師,所以一點也不想去。那個老師的表達力真的震驚我爹娘的差,虧她成大中文系還是輔英教授,真的,零分,文字表達力也零分,出了八本書長這樣也是醉了。25Please respect copyright.PENANAZQoQH5CZTS
然後我去廁所完要回我座位收東西,就發現我的座位被一群同學佔據了(沒有討厭的意思)。25Please respect copyright.PENANAdTEd3SCRC1
但是佔據我位子的那些男的女的我一點也不熟,但我知道都是好人(對)25Please respect copyright.PENANA2A9E9hlw9L
反正我就跑去蛋塔旁邊蹭蹭抱抱。25Please respect copyright.PENANAjlJOiqE8G5
然後夏爾加突然走過來:ㄟ你位子被占走了25Please respect copyright.PENANAndMLxoW5w1
我:喔我有看到阿。25Please respect copyright.PENANA4dpLgDKzEi
夏爾加:你不趕走嗎?25Please respect copyright.PENANAn1IZOKnLGE
我:沒必要吧,等一下就走了25Please respect copyright.PENANALkjMjCnWFI
夏爾加:為甚麼不趕走?25Please respect copyright.PENANAHj62ivwx7Q
我:為甚麼要趕走?25Please respect copyright.PENANAyl1ZlAZ3nW
夏爾加:為甚麼不趕走?25Please respect copyright.PENANAT2DEAbqZVB
(鬼打牆許久)25Please respect copyright.PENANAFVjrxqkK7h
夏爾加:你不覺得有人坐在你座位上很噁心嗎?25Please respect copyright.PENANAaOjUAh3Yhw
我:?25Please respect copyright.PENANASRXJw5wUeN
(其實我下一句本來想接我有酒精我等等想噴,結果蛋塔開口了)25Please respect copyright.PENANAT853o3z4me
蹲在旁邊收東西的蛋塔:?我聽得到喔,不太對吧?25Please respect copyright.PENANAV2kdpo1ois
然後夏爾加就跑去上課了。25Please respect copyright.PENANATq3vaeNTZR
然後我就繼續在蛋塔旁邊蹭蹭抱抱,因為我位子上還有人。25Please respect copyright.PENANAs64YZsOIMw
我:嗚,我不想上課25Please respect copyright.PENANAjEOQzO8doJ
蛋塔:不行,你要(摸頭25Please respect copyright.PENANAx75zbtdOI4
然後我座位沒人了我就回去收東西,抬頭她就在我前面等我要一起走,好爽(X)25Please respect copyright.PENANAn1JSFbqpli
然後到了要分別的路口,她就停下來了:不行我好不想去上課。25Please respect copyright.PENANAInacEZAR7V
我:超好笑,我也是噢25Please respect copyright.PENANAW4YTz1wFIz
然後她好就碎念了甚麼我沒聽清,然後:噢不行啦我要去上課25Please respect copyright.PENANAQoPJX91ZK9
然後她就跑了,笨25Please respect copyright.PENANAf0KRXUypyf
後來中午她就把我堵在門口(X),跟我說她把作文放在桌上現在很多人在看她作文。25Please respect copyright.PENANABvFjafevTQ
我:那我能去看嗎?25Please respect copyright.PENANARIHb5pd5mn
蛋塔:不行25Please respect copyright.PENANAahdcifR4R7
後來要睡覺的時候她桌上放了本漫畫我就拿起來偷看惹(光明正大)25Please respect copyright.PENANASJS87CqMqT
看到要睡覺,鐘打了,她就摸摸我頭說該回去睡了吧。25Please respect copyright.PENANApf7ruEEcm6
嘶摸頭頻率高到快樂。25Please respect copyright.PENANAu5CBbMXp3u
然後體育課輪到她那組打躲避球,然後我就自告奮勇地去當了裁判。25Please respect copyright.PENANA4zj2YUZAse
我說的時候那個同學的表情變成(⊙o⊙),然後喔喔喔,好啊你當。那同學雖然跟我不熟,但我上學期打排球也是這樣說我要當裁判(然後打球都:我站在那裏看你們就好)(同一個組別)25Please respect copyright.PENANA44GcC07H1U
然後中間有一段蛋塔被集火了十多球,她都沒有被打到,然後還接到球,碰一下,反殺了對面,好帥。25Please respect copyright.PENANASyBgy5uooB
然後走回教室的時候又在拉她手。25Please respect copyright.PENANAmuh9Zg45pN
暈船狗汪汪汪,然後後來要上歷史課的時候我也這樣,A了她漫畫看然後不想回去,然後又被摸頭。25Please respect copyright.PENANAPJAOE50vs9
對不起我就暈。25Please respect copyright.PENANA2zokpNiXwN
今天依舊沒跟她說掰掰。25Please respect copyright.PENANAN0xuoEZXKo
然後晚上我很無聊(其實也沒有),反正在跟別人講有點正經的事情,然後一邊聽一邊改了她暱稱,因為好玩(我以為不會跳通知)25Please respect copyright.PENANAPghAcVtaU7
結果過了十分多鐘,她傳了一頁通知給我,都我改的。25Please respect copyright.PENANAjwjL2mFcWV
蛋塔:妳好吵w25Please respect copyright.PENANAVmF5x4OAKA
我:我很抱歉(25Please respect copyright.PENANARjsgPD4i7j
然後我們就開始聊天惹,然後我就問說我cp戒指該用甚麼款式。25Please respect copyright.PENANAOKajs4ylB5
她:必須是對方眼睛顏色的寶石wwwwwwww25Please respect copyright.PENANAKbbWdj0x17
噢,然後我又問了妳會把喜歡比喻成甚麼具體的東西嗎?25Please respect copyright.PENANAcXYHlRak0g
(其實我本來只是想讓她隨便回答個名詞就好,反正有了名詞掰原因就簡簡單單。)25Please respect copyright.PENANAY2kA3YWjcV
她:玻璃吧。25Please respect copyright.PENANAmup3YBAHqH
然後非常詳盡地跟我解釋了玻璃的由來。25Please respect copyright.PENANA4eURL5SK9k
我:感覺很適用曖昧關係。25Please respect copyright.PENANA4LIrQp06oN
她:就是。25Please respect copyright.PENANAtZZ6B4FL2G
我:等等等等等,我問個突然又偏題的問題,妳曖昧過?25Please respect copyright.PENANAIesFngGFgY
蛋塔:確實偏題又突然,但是有。25Please respect copyright.PENANAAFugFcuX19
我:(掏瓜25Please respect copyright.PENANAUX5CKyy5U3
蛋塔:不可能想吃瓜吧25Please respect copyright.PENANAsWhgXXBYUa
我:(期待25Please respect copyright.PENANAdapvrdLQsK
蛋塔:我懶得講ㄏㄏ25Please respect copyright.PENANAChDxJAMcA1
然後她講了。25Please respect copyright.PENANAJCfTVvWXCy
反正反正,她上一個曖昧對象不復存在的原因是線上太不會聊天了。25Please respect copyright.PENANAhkRJcCwkcI
我總感覺脖子涼涼的(X),沒,我是說太好笑惹。25Please respect copyright.PENANAyFSHHV6pLp
然後她講完故事後(大概講了一個小時?),她突然消失了十分鐘,然後跟我說,她剛去滑了一下聊天紀錄,好尷尬好笨。25Please respect copyright.PENANA1PtceqUYAq
我整個,好好奇噢。25Please respect copyright.PENANAz2i0Zo1PKw
後來我就跟他說我今天搭錯公車走回家然後沒帶鑰匙更蠢。25Please respect copyright.PENANAfjMCp6kh0l
她:確實wwwwwwww25Please respect copyright.PENANAyxDwYJ2gfn
我:?不該先反駁嗎??妳倒是反駁阿!25Please respect copyright.PENANAeHMgOq4wb5
她:wwwwwwwwww不要,我不要25Please respect copyright.PENANA1aETKwmKaa
哭哭噢,我跟她從二十七號聊到二十八號,真好。
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