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我早上問了蛋塔我要不要剪短頭髮,她看著我打量了一會,非常詳盡地問了我要剪什麼樣的東西,是像那個誰,還是像哪個誰,多短來著之類的。23Please respect copyright.PENANA4IGu0RPbU1
我:就、就短髮?反正長很快??23Please respect copyright.PENANAFegLjQAogF
蛋塔:?妳男的嗎?反正長很快?23Please respect copyright.PENANA1N4gubbm25
後來她說這決定太重大了請我自己好好想想,然後後來我忘了甚麼時候她又說你就剪阿。23Please respect copyright.PENANAQxdEXkAn7Q
就就就要去選修,然後因為不喜歡那個老師,所以一點也不想去。那個老師的表達力真的震驚我爹娘的差,虧她成大中文系還是輔英教授,真的,零分,文字表達力也零分,出了八本書長這樣也是醉了。23Please respect copyright.PENANAnMTHC9yUjS
然後我去廁所完要回我座位收東西,就發現我的座位被一群同學佔據了(沒有討厭的意思)。23Please respect copyright.PENANAhH7uV0c6Gt
但是佔據我位子的那些男的女的我一點也不熟,但我知道都是好人(對)23Please respect copyright.PENANATyCJJTLrE2
反正我就跑去蛋塔旁邊蹭蹭抱抱。23Please respect copyright.PENANATpMPA7DRjg
然後夏爾加突然走過來:ㄟ你位子被占走了23Please respect copyright.PENANAkNZK0G3RRx
我:喔我有看到阿。23Please respect copyright.PENANAWc5rEFKtVk
夏爾加:你不趕走嗎?23Please respect copyright.PENANAP3ztzbs8H3
我:沒必要吧,等一下就走了23Please respect copyright.PENANAh7VmpfS3S9
夏爾加:為甚麼不趕走?23Please respect copyright.PENANAKRAjQXniPd
我:為甚麼要趕走?23Please respect copyright.PENANAxMrQfPlf75
夏爾加:為甚麼不趕走?23Please respect copyright.PENANAz8c6W3x5Ih
(鬼打牆許久)23Please respect copyright.PENANAKczOq4YE8o
夏爾加:你不覺得有人坐在你座位上很噁心嗎?23Please respect copyright.PENANA6mx0YtgdeL
我:?23Please respect copyright.PENANA9HlrHlWhjv
(其實我下一句本來想接我有酒精我等等想噴,結果蛋塔開口了)23Please respect copyright.PENANASEissrAFxq
蹲在旁邊收東西的蛋塔:?我聽得到喔,不太對吧?23Please respect copyright.PENANAqOHd1kZM1j
然後夏爾加就跑去上課了。23Please respect copyright.PENANA967jdcxKpZ
然後我就繼續在蛋塔旁邊蹭蹭抱抱,因為我位子上還有人。23Please respect copyright.PENANApDMmqYWeEI
我:嗚,我不想上課23Please respect copyright.PENANAhYqgUbkX6f
蛋塔:不行,你要(摸頭23Please respect copyright.PENANAZwakGf9m8f
然後我座位沒人了我就回去收東西,抬頭她就在我前面等我要一起走,好爽(X)23Please respect copyright.PENANAsTy0e0XDJK
然後到了要分別的路口,她就停下來了:不行我好不想去上課。23Please respect copyright.PENANA4uLeEUxrWV
我:超好笑,我也是噢23Please respect copyright.PENANAVUuVUXb7M5
然後她好就碎念了甚麼我沒聽清,然後:噢不行啦我要去上課23Please respect copyright.PENANAUa608oFf7j
然後她就跑了,笨23Please respect copyright.PENANAaD6OkLU5Ub
後來中午她就把我堵在門口(X),跟我說她把作文放在桌上現在很多人在看她作文。23Please respect copyright.PENANAf5q7ognmgj
我:那我能去看嗎?23Please respect copyright.PENANAD1pVrwsPmB
蛋塔:不行23Please respect copyright.PENANAN8dSwWNEds
後來要睡覺的時候她桌上放了本漫畫我就拿起來偷看惹(光明正大)23Please respect copyright.PENANA5CwC6OyukA
看到要睡覺,鐘打了,她就摸摸我頭說該回去睡了吧。23Please respect copyright.PENANA0nrEGluAha
嘶摸頭頻率高到快樂。23Please respect copyright.PENANAKgwBtmut1R
然後體育課輪到她那組打躲避球,然後我就自告奮勇地去當了裁判。23Please respect copyright.PENANAKfOvIzoCes
我說的時候那個同學的表情變成(⊙o⊙),然後喔喔喔,好啊你當。那同學雖然跟我不熟,但我上學期打排球也是這樣說我要當裁判(然後打球都:我站在那裏看你們就好)(同一個組別)23Please respect copyright.PENANAdQkR6czdyK
然後中間有一段蛋塔被集火了十多球,她都沒有被打到,然後還接到球,碰一下,反殺了對面,好帥。23Please respect copyright.PENANAQx8zEKgb1m
然後走回教室的時候又在拉她手。23Please respect copyright.PENANAFwA0EtUZVS
暈船狗汪汪汪,然後後來要上歷史課的時候我也這樣,A了她漫畫看然後不想回去,然後又被摸頭。23Please respect copyright.PENANA9Wo45w23Xf
對不起我就暈。23Please respect copyright.PENANAX2kyvcimyU
今天依舊沒跟她說掰掰。23Please respect copyright.PENANAye7YscYHLd
然後晚上我很無聊(其實也沒有),反正在跟別人講有點正經的事情,然後一邊聽一邊改了她暱稱,因為好玩(我以為不會跳通知)23Please respect copyright.PENANAIHEewCJhiV
結果過了十分多鐘,她傳了一頁通知給我,都我改的。23Please respect copyright.PENANApUksPv6t8N
蛋塔:妳好吵w23Please respect copyright.PENANARXD5whb5Tl
我:我很抱歉(23Please respect copyright.PENANA5cHYsO49zM
然後我們就開始聊天惹,然後我就問說我cp戒指該用甚麼款式。23Please respect copyright.PENANArWtglNfCDW
她:必須是對方眼睛顏色的寶石wwwwwwww23Please respect copyright.PENANArpu2lMRngL
噢,然後我又問了妳會把喜歡比喻成甚麼具體的東西嗎?23Please respect copyright.PENANAQeZCDRWcHO
(其實我本來只是想讓她隨便回答個名詞就好,反正有了名詞掰原因就簡簡單單。)23Please respect copyright.PENANAfm0zemkTBp
她:玻璃吧。23Please respect copyright.PENANA9uvyQvBKCO
然後非常詳盡地跟我解釋了玻璃的由來。23Please respect copyright.PENANANXNo8dowUI
我:感覺很適用曖昧關係。23Please respect copyright.PENANAcEXyMFYSam
她:就是。23Please respect copyright.PENANAvIgI6Rio9Y
我:等等等等等,我問個突然又偏題的問題,妳曖昧過?23Please respect copyright.PENANA2Q0yswQFc7
蛋塔:確實偏題又突然,但是有。23Please respect copyright.PENANA7YE4e11T9l
我:(掏瓜23Please respect copyright.PENANALL89V57YDI
蛋塔:不可能想吃瓜吧23Please respect copyright.PENANA6bIX3unbaR
我:(期待23Please respect copyright.PENANAuIXQtkxsJy
蛋塔:我懶得講ㄏㄏ23Please respect copyright.PENANAhNncmAkZ8N
然後她講了。23Please respect copyright.PENANAwrfpe0uCJL
反正反正,她上一個曖昧對象不復存在的原因是線上太不會聊天了。23Please respect copyright.PENANAr6IRvD7dAv
我總感覺脖子涼涼的(X),沒,我是說太好笑惹。23Please respect copyright.PENANAW0WwyOO0nB
然後她講完故事後(大概講了一個小時?),她突然消失了十分鐘,然後跟我說,她剛去滑了一下聊天紀錄,好尷尬好笨。23Please respect copyright.PENANATSs5xOLpkR
我整個,好好奇噢。23Please respect copyright.PENANAXJV1s9vnD3
後來我就跟他說我今天搭錯公車走回家然後沒帶鑰匙更蠢。23Please respect copyright.PENANAjfwkuofHH9
她:確實wwwwwwww23Please respect copyright.PENANAyjElfvdWGB
我:?不該先反駁嗎??妳倒是反駁阿!23Please respect copyright.PENANAYxbr7aqsPE
她:wwwwwwwwww不要,我不要23Please respect copyright.PENANAmIQKhEJPKF
哭哭噢,我跟她從二十七號聊到二十八號,真好。
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