我是忘水城裡的一條小魚仙,畢生志向就是當個咸魚城主,忙時擼貓曬太陽,閑時盡一盡城主本份,開導開導那些想不開偏要自尋煩惱的仙人。323Please respect copyright.PENANA223uQEosc9
我是沒大志,沒夢想,怎樣着?323Please respect copyright.PENANARFNHAr351u
大志?能吃嗎?323Please respect copyright.PENANAvGjEnxrbkW
夢想?能喝嗎?323Please respect copyright.PENANAgP1qIyoaZJ
不能吧,不能吧!323Please respect copyright.PENANA7ruuOXijJF
既如此,還不如讓我好好當條咸魚,日上三竿也不起,月上梢頭接着睡。323Please respect copyright.PENANAJiR9vQPQ8t
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什麼?冥府最近有人以陰魂修成仙,還是個帥哥?323Please respect copyright.PENANA7CpP2CL0tc
——嘖!帥哥掰開了還不是渣?關我屁事!323Please respect copyright.PENANAciWzRFS5mO
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什麼?又有仙娥色誘失敗,從九重天上那位殿下宮裡滾出來了?323Please respect copyright.PENANAGz2Kg8PE2v
——拜托!殿下他薄情又不是第一天的事,瞎起哄些什麼?!323Please respect copyright.PENANAJH5q6v43jO
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又怎麼啦?不是說了什麼也別跟我說,你即便說,我也不會⋯⋯323Please respect copyright.PENANAhzPPlhmujt
不,等一下,你再說一遍。323Please respect copyright.PENANApDK5wRQbaw
你說⋯⋯我的貓、闖禍了?323Please respect copyright.PENANACofSZWo5oI
納尼!行行行!我來我來!馬上到!
天剎的蘇小晚,你就不能消消停,別再給我惹事了!323Please respect copyright.PENANAhauNvpSpbj
一尊兩尊大神都跑我這來,我的美容覺也沒得睡啦!323Please respect copyright.PENANAQfd9zKsF4i
嗯?判官大人你要丟小晚去歷世,丟吧丟吧,爛攤子你愛怎收拾就怎收拾⋯⋯但你能不能勸勸那邊的殿下,有話好好說,別用刀架着我的脖子,我想不起來就是想不起來,你逼着我都沒用的!
蒼天啊!我,蘇.欲哭無淚·若汝,不就想過一輩子咸魚生活,怎麼他們一個個都逼着我奮鬥,逼着我想起那勞什子記憶?
納然呢?不是說好要保護我的嗎?他們這樣逼我,你都不管管?323Please respect copyright.PENANATdRGEvX2ND
還是你要跟他們一齊逼我啊?!323Please respect copyright.PENANAz8ji7lo17D
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苦逼小魚仙被九重天上各路神仙折騰的前世今生