我是忘水城裡的一條小魚仙,畢生志向就是當個咸魚城主,忙時擼貓曬太陽,閑時盡一盡城主本份,開導開導那些想不開偏要自尋煩惱的仙人。505Please respect copyright.PENANAclJ10VwWg0
我是沒大志,沒夢想,怎樣着?505Please respect copyright.PENANAVJC0m0syx4
大志?能吃嗎?505Please respect copyright.PENANANYutduUiEd
夢想?能喝嗎?505Please respect copyright.PENANAN2725NGXM5
不能吧,不能吧!505Please respect copyright.PENANAEkOFgfzL2O
既如此,還不如讓我好好當條咸魚,日上三竿也不起,月上梢頭接着睡。505Please respect copyright.PENANA6VhIafdvI4
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什麼?冥府最近有人以陰魂修成仙,還是個帥哥?505Please respect copyright.PENANAFOGCdM1iSA
——嘖!帥哥掰開了還不是渣?關我屁事!505Please respect copyright.PENANADapmMizRCb
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什麼?又有仙娥色誘失敗,從九重天上那位殿下宮裡滾出來了?505Please respect copyright.PENANA80qe1cnaI8
——拜托!殿下他薄情又不是第一天的事,瞎起哄些什麼?!505Please respect copyright.PENANAum1kgdnRuz
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又怎麼啦?不是說了什麼也別跟我說,你即便說,我也不會⋯⋯505Please respect copyright.PENANA1nD1jboB3s
不,等一下,你再說一遍。505Please respect copyright.PENANA6zGZAdiKv8
你說⋯⋯我的貓、闖禍了?505Please respect copyright.PENANACziJ6PmOan
納尼!行行行!我來我來!馬上到!
天剎的蘇小晚,你就不能消消停,別再給我惹事了!505Please respect copyright.PENANAiMc2dekTrT
一尊兩尊大神都跑我這來,我的美容覺也沒得睡啦!505Please respect copyright.PENANA63sGAprCwa
嗯?判官大人你要丟小晚去歷世,丟吧丟吧,爛攤子你愛怎收拾就怎收拾⋯⋯但你能不能勸勸那邊的殿下,有話好好說,別用刀架着我的脖子,我想不起來就是想不起來,你逼着我都沒用的!
蒼天啊!我,蘇.欲哭無淚·若汝,不就想過一輩子咸魚生活,怎麼他們一個個都逼着我奮鬥,逼着我想起那勞什子記憶?
納然呢?不是說好要保護我的嗎?他們這樣逼我,你都不管管?505Please respect copyright.PENANAzSxHITrxfB
還是你要跟他們一齊逼我啊?!505Please respect copyright.PENANA1u35EwyeCL
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苦逼小魚仙被九重天上各路神仙折騰的前世今生