Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTRHuQ8aAA
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAX1Ksgl3V
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mJqNGRhUM
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdW6LYcivz
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBsH89YBbJ
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyx1OlZhCWU
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9YjpRNQtI
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyf7gNRAL05
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKqMv4Nhy0
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5954pl9KLR
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeWx6bReAq
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGXics6QEp
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMQCHyOycm
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndUOtjU5Y0
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2dGCRGn0U
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWn36HVho9
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cuSe9hpU0
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiNEEEKqQd
“Bear meat.” 953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHg7wpStQ9
“Alright~”953Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdSmfWN1cV
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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