個個好日唔搵我,一搵就ws叫我唔好理咁多嘢嘅古惑仔阿榮,竟然會住係巴兩星。佢話巴兩星人生理構造係d廢物會係體內自然分解,唔需要痾屎痾尿嘅,所以唔會有廁所,但佢係地球人,所以屋企有廁所。
攪掂晒d生理需要,自然要問佢點解會嚟咗巴兩星。佢話係移民嚟嘅,重對呢度讚不絕口,話係地球無可能過到呢d咁自在生活。
佢好似答得唔清唔楚咁,我再問佢點樣嚟,佢終於認係幫巴兩星人做嘢所得嘅獎勵。
聽到呢句我即刻扯晒火,我話你為咗嚟呢度攪到香港,攪到地球立立亂,你行古惑已經對個社會唔好,但都遠唔夠你依家咁仆街。
點知佢話番我笨柒,重反問番我地球場大龍鳳,地球人無份攪咩?重話好多嘢都係班電騙黨諗出嚟,佢哋想借助巴兩星人科技控制地球。講真就算無外星人攪局,地球人遲早都係攪到大亂㗎。
佢重話呢度d人唔會好似地球人咁,日日係度用各種方法殘害同類,細至一個家庭,一間公司,大至一個國家,鬥爭無日無之,巴兩星人更加唔會攪到自己居住嘅星球環境同氣候差晒,重唔識覺醒個隻。
地球人其實係宇宙間係相當低等,重成日拍科幻片話d外星人入侵地球,你估貪你地球香咩!
我重係覺得佢滿口歪理,佢話第二d星球唔吼地球,咁巴兩星呢?一樣嚟侵佔地球,點解釋呀?
道不同,我打咗個眼色俾Celia示意離去。
「喂!你哋走咗,無人照應你哋喎!」阿榮好輕佻咁講。
「大家唔啱咀形,無謂傾啦!」我準備起行。
「個次叫你唔好理咁多嘢你又唔聽,你估你真係咁把炮咩!識咗你咁耐唔通唔知你幾多斤兩!」佢好撚串。
「今時唔同往日啦!」
「你想話你依家好好打吖嗎!但係你連基本嘅警覺性都無,係人哋地方亂咁食嘢,見到部機有雞蛋仔就老豆姓乜都唔知,你重學人話救地球!」
「你講緊乜呀?」我開始有d不祥預感。
「你自己試下運唔運到功咪知我講乜囉!」
103Please respect copyright.PENANAzEEIyAJpZJ
103Please respect copyright.PENANA4XCY7Tt4Zf
103Please respect copyright.PENANAaYXaVr1v4T
103Please respect copyright.PENANAVp4f3kzSOD
103Please respect copyright.PENANA6t1k9nPz1I
103Please respect copyright.PENANA7QYb6y1WIf
103Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZwVarIhTm
103Please respect copyright.PENANA3ubonBKWtd
103Please respect copyright.PENANAEU2Dset5aF
103Please respect copyright.PENANAkFHhmVUPkS
103Please respect copyright.PENANAKr2h1WTQ44
103Please respect copyright.PENANATWPCtFPtyZ
103Please respect copyright.PENANAF67Lyssj06
103Please respect copyright.PENANA8tyyaYzKbm
103Please respect copyright.PENANAGyLWvRkuRx
103Please respect copyright.PENANAtOGrjiBDkt
103Please respect copyright.PENANABX6JnZsTGv
103Please respect copyright.PENANA4A97r5DUy5
103Please respect copyright.PENANAPo1BmDLzgQ
103Please respect copyright.PENANAzQsOi3mf3T
103Please respect copyright.PENANAS4I7rj2rbS
103Please respect copyright.PENANAzQn2VNgDFP
103Please respect copyright.PENANAP0qu4u69wf
103Please respect copyright.PENANA1rbVYpz02U
103Please respect copyright.PENANAdiwVTQUxeN
103Please respect copyright.PENANA2sqhWr1xRN
103Please respect copyright.PENANAKUYJon0SiB
103Please respect copyright.PENANAuP1cZPb06A
103Please respect copyright.PENANAgUyzOyJnBK
103Please respect copyright.PENANAG6z3AsIJuD
103Please respect copyright.PENANAN4reGmiVVH
103Please respect copyright.PENANAsjTMhhJLKV
103Please respect copyright.PENANAGsxvncj9Y5
103Please respect copyright.PENANAC0H9rt3dcB
103Please respect copyright.PENANAT9gQwft205
103Please respect copyright.PENANA1Ejv4Xjp5q
103Please respect copyright.PENANAZp0w32F3mS
103Please respect copyright.PENANAJkcqRpjJwf
103Please respect copyright.PENANA2YzKscm15x
103Please respect copyright.PENANApIv78lnV90
103Please respect copyright.PENANAYs3iNwoglW
103Please respect copyright.PENANAgS5j0ozhIx
103Please respect copyright.PENANAarIzpXLqCC
103Please respect copyright.PENANAxAL2oLhi55
103Please respect copyright.PENANAkcBjL34V6J
103Please respect copyright.PENANAFTMyX74j2y
103Please respect copyright.PENANA1tMiNfK7bR
103Please respect copyright.PENANAv9s9dpGqa2
103Please respect copyright.PENANAHdMGUaxBQJ
103Please respect copyright.PENANA1raWWXrFkT
103Please respect copyright.PENANAQJVXjZjVbD
103Please respect copyright.PENANA5MbLy4EPK5
103Please respect copyright.PENANATUh34avKii
103Please respect copyright.PENANA2KzFNXc6DH
103Please respect copyright.PENANAyZ90s5dDeX
103Please respect copyright.PENANAGhcwqrsMKR
103Please respect copyright.PENANAg1QVL2Kxmw
103Please respect copyright.PENANAFSU0miDMYl
103Please respect copyright.PENANAPWCTZFRV1y
103Please respect copyright.PENANAmVoCOWN8k8
103Please respect copyright.PENANATBUSfhJCub
103Please respect copyright.PENANAjuoy0vD4lc
103Please respect copyright.PENANAUdDV0z6aOm
103Please respect copyright.PENANAuyC8Y4i6p7
103Please respect copyright.PENANAYVEL9pvLfm
103Please respect copyright.PENANAqy8Qdpmscw
103Please respect copyright.PENANA91Kbvk4MX2
103Please respect copyright.PENANA60QYV0Hcz3
大撚鑊,我完全發唔到勁………
ns216.73.216.176da2