【第三章 前置作業1】36Please respect copyright.PENANA5VxylSCT16
36Please respect copyright.PENANAonu8JsrIde
36Please respect copyright.PENANAPuExDNCQZt
窗戶外的柏油路上冒著熱氣,一朵朵宛如棉花糖般的白雲飄在天空上,照樣伴隨著太陽寶寶過度刺眼的笑容。坐在椅子上的林輩以眼角餘光瞥向玻璃窗外,傳進耳朵裡的噪音吵得讓人想翻桌。36Please respect copyright.PENANAKmb4pxUdOK
36Please respect copyright.PENANAnt1rYFyIew
同樣的臉孔、同樣的人數、同樣的工作服,林輩瞪著第N次出現在馬路上的萬年施工小組,靠背,不過就是一條一百公尺的馬路,是要挖幾次才夠啊!36Please respect copyright.PENANA1xWEWR37WX
36Please respect copyright.PENANAHlzMUaOaqu
從前年進入公司到現在,林輩從來沒有看過公司大門前的馬路有平坦過的一天,幾乎都是坑坑洞洞,而且立在警告標語前的假人形也從來沒換過,永遠拿著兩隻紅色的小旗子,有氣無力的揮舞著。36Please respect copyright.PENANA2D8KmmTQuT
36Please respect copyright.PENANA5T2vbCgxRf
每天都看著同樣的施工情景,對林輩來說根本是一種視覺虐待,至少換一個穿泳裝的美女人形來揮旗子吧。林輩咋了一下舌頭,收回視線,桌子上正放著昨天校到一半的稿子,只不過暫時被林輩忽略了過去。36Please respect copyright.PENANAAF5X9CQhWo
36Please respect copyright.PENANA8Y3onKYQeM
事實上,林輩今天很憂鬱。自從他前幾天新買的十九吋螢幕連同主機在內,被某個網站炸掉之後,他的心情就一直很難平復。就算昨天騎著小五十衝到同事邊集的家中,狂按他的電鈴,將對方硬逼起床,抓著衣領痛揍一頓,仍然無法讓他的心情變好。36Please respect copyright.PENANARCNS5R8FlL
36Please respect copyright.PENANAo9XjJp6Tsu
十九吋螢幕啊,那可是將他半個月的薪水啊。林輩拿著紅筆,一邊從稿子裡挑出錯字,一邊思索著今天晚上再去邊集一趟好了。心裡的壓力如果無法發洩出來的話,是很容易鬱結成內傷的。36Please respect copyright.PENANAa6Yt1xUkfs
36Please respect copyright.PENANAESRkMyfQdg
林輩的憂鬱程度之強烈,讓他連問候窗外隆隆噪音的力氣都沒有,只能在MSN狀態上打著「林輩不爽,有雷勿踩」。只要看到林輩掛出這種狀態,他手下的作者通常都會很識相,但是通常,並不代表全部。36Please respect copyright.PENANABmdsfL8FNw
36Please respect copyright.PENANAnNzarz1xUL
叮咚!36Please respect copyright.PENANAPjqzKYIbta
36Please respect copyright.PENANAAyvug0IBaN
清脆的聲音從耳機裡傳出,林輩掀了掀眼皮,抬頭看向螢幕,署名「跳舞小月」的視窗正不斷閃出橘光。36Please respect copyright.PENANAP26Qb82tRi
36Please respect copyright.PENANANpREsxiea5
看到這個名字跳出,林輩的心底頓時出現了一個「幹」字。36Please respect copyright.PENANAoEgRMYD0nY
36Please respect copyright.PENANAmMlUJdUJzP
跳舞小月,雖然名字聽起來很可愛、很萌,但對方卻是不折不扣的雄性生物,專長是拖稿。36Please respect copyright.PENANATZJ85SmqLh
林輩瞪著那個瘋狂閃著光芒的對話視窗,實在是很想將它直接無視過去。往常的經驗讓他知道,只要在截稿日之前看到這個作者自動跳出來找他,百分之百沒好事,有的話,他就剁了邊集的雞雞。36Please respect copyright.PENANAK1sbaYfenE
36Please respect copyright.PENANAT5nTbIf5RO
正因為林輩的直覺一向很準,所以邊集同事的下半身才安然無恙到現在,甚至可以在睡夢中握著羊子小姐用過的手帕,努力的製造蛋白質。36Please respect copyright.PENANAvpL5IEUvJk
36Please respect copyright.PENANA5B87J3lhpM
放下手裡拿著的紅筆,林輩改而將手指移到滑鼠上,點開了視窗。36Please respect copyright.PENANAGsGNRPxXnl
36Please respect copyright.PENANAt84vcuJwgg
跳舞小月:編輯你好,我是跳舞小月的媽媽,小月他昨天因為喝到過期的牛奶,正在醫院掛水。36Please respect copyright.PENANAgWnf6kssF1
36Please respect copyright.PENANApHwfT9G2mg
林輩不爽,有雷勿踩:前天不是才因為喝到過期的綠茶,而送進醫院嗎?36Please respect copyright.PENANA1CwMNLLV8Z
36Please respect copyright.PENANAt6rA8weyfn
跳舞小月:前天不是小月,是他弟弟在用電腦,不小心登入了小月的MSN沒注意到,誤把編輯你當成他朋友了。36Please respect copyright.PENANAkDZe8K3Vzy
36Please respect copyright.PENANAjIJwpu3sbY
林輩不爽,有雷勿踩:小月的媽媽,妳辛苦了。兩個孩子都喝到過期的飲料,照顧起來應該很費心,妳要多注意身體。36Please respect copyright.PENANAVl1KJRfQu4
36Please respect copyright.PENANAo5q49apeWT
跳舞小月:對了,小月要我問一下,他的稿子可不可以再延一些時間?他最佳身體比較不好。36Please respect copyright.PENANAiwtr9OYcSl
36Please respect copyright.PENANAmqOMVqzZL9
林輩不爽,有雷勿踩:他的身體的確不太好。三個星期前從樓梯上跌下來,扭傷小指;兩個星期前吹冷氣吹到感冒,發燒到三十九度;一星期前胃潰瘍發作,想必是寫稿的壓力太大;四天前出門買東西被摩托車撞傷,膝蓋不能長時間彎曲;昨天又喝到了過期的牛奶,到醫院掛水。36Please respect copyright.PENANArJTp5AIo6m
36Please respect copyright.PENANA9FX5uA05yp
跳舞小月:那麼稿子的期限……36Please respect copyright.PENANAYNcv6zijBP
36Please respect copyright.PENANAxhvG54ExiJ
林輩不爽,有雷勿踩:沒關係,這一集就往後延到下個月出吧。不過我必須很沉痛地告訴小月的媽媽,因為合約上有註明,如果沒有準時交稿的話,出版社會斟酌扣一下稿費的。36Please respect copyright.PENANAOhw96Flftg
36Please respect copyright.PENANAiCsotx4cEb
跳舞小月:……編輯,不好意思,我接一下電話。36Please respect copyright.PENANA7ovJtz2YRX
36Please respect copyright.PENANA9IBKl3isj9
林輩停下敲鍵盤的動作,從鼻孔裡哼出了不屑的兩聲。再扯嘛,看你還有什麼藉口繼續扯。36Please respect copyright.PENANAaK1gQ6Ed3I
36Please respect copyright.PENANA0howHVKKXM
「唔啊~你家的作者真是多災多難。」坐在林輩身後的阿魔轉過頭,對著視窗上的對話內容嘖嘖有聲。「他是犯太歲還是卡到陰,該不會命盤是屬於天生帶煞、命犯孤星的類型吧。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAqmuzQ3HOSk
林輩的回答只有一個字:「屁。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAZa8jxOedDE
36Please respect copyright.PENANA8wJ8WBUobo
「需要我幫你追一下稿嗎?」阿魔用手指捲著頭髮,笑瞇瞇地問道。「呼呼~你知道的嘛,人家最近剛失戀~」36Please respect copyright.PENANA0aU9dYZWNF
36Please respect copyright.PENANAJOc1b8P8rb
「行啊,妳游過去對岸就可以跟他交往了。」林輩直接潑了一盆冷水。36Please respect copyright.PENANAd83rFuclmZ
36Please respect copyright.PENANAthIoW50bLy
「太麻煩了,我不要。」阿魔瞬間收起甜死人不償命的嬌嗲語調,冷淡地將跳舞小月從她的採草名單裡剔除。36Please respect copyright.PENANArAgtotjbNn
36Please respect copyright.PENANABqNHB82a4R
叮咚!訊息的提示音再次響起,林輩分神看了過去,只見視窗裡出現一行字。36Please respect copyright.PENANAu16UVqCQeJ
36Please respect copyright.PENANA9EzMeS3qnj
跳舞小月:編輯,我兒子剛打電話回來,說他等一下就可以出院了,他會爭取在這幾天把稿子趕出來的。36Please respect copyright.PENANA94hI1ZmiR0
36Please respect copyright.PENANAdTMGXB1Y8Z
林輩隨意地回覆了幾個字,就把跳舞小月(媽媽?)打發掉了。反正這個帳號很神奇,不管是跳舞小月的哥哥弟弟姐姐妹妹,還是爸爸媽媽爺爺奶奶,都曾經多次登入過。反而是帳號的擁有人,跳舞小月,簡直就像是被外星人抓去一樣,想要見到他上線,還必須靠電波感應。36Please respect copyright.PENANA8g17Ny5fzL
36Please respect copyright.PENANAxq2UO0CPeF
「對了,林輩。」原本以為轉回去看稿的阿魔突然開口,認真的語氣讓林輩頓時挑高了眉毛。36Please respect copyright.PENANAfkUI9b9dfE
36Please respect copyright.PENANACemCPrjEeE
「啥事?」一手拿起紅筆,一手抓著立可帶,林輩以眼角餘光瞄了過去。36Please respect copyright.PENANAP08RcPnsc5
36Please respect copyright.PENANA3b0atdPHdH
「我一直很想問,你『那個』情況是怎麼回事。」阿魔纖細的手指點了點,一臉狐疑。36Please respect copyright.PENANAe2N1Zzmjwj
36Please respect copyright.PENANADa33FBH0AD
「喔,這個啊,」林輩繼續維持著以眼角餘光看人的姿勢,很冷靜的說道。「我今天一早就被莎莎拉進廁所裡面,出來的時候就變成這個樣子了。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAWQMXZif8sI
36Please respect copyright.PENANAR7KRa4tahI
林輩今天憂鬱的原因之二,莎莎的關節技。36Please respect copyright.PENANALnDILSIMkl
36Please respect copyright.PENANAPWBez03NBI
更正確一點來說,林輩的脖子已經完全歪向一旁,導致他看人還是看稿,都只能使用眼角餘光。36Please respect copyright.PENANAgd3vjl5Roz
36Please respect copyright.PENANAzA4hEk5ajB
「所以,阿魔,麻煩妳幫我把脖子轉回去好嗎?這個角度會很容易讓我看見妳的黑色內褲,我個人是比較喜歡小粉紅蕾絲啦。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAau6oAuMqAx
ns216.73.216.90da2 36Please respect copyright.PENANAonu8JsrIde
36Please respect copyright.PENANAPuExDNCQZt
窗戶外的柏油路上冒著熱氣,一朵朵宛如棉花糖般的白雲飄在天空上,照樣伴隨著太陽寶寶過度刺眼的笑容。坐在椅子上的林輩以眼角餘光瞥向玻璃窗外,傳進耳朵裡的噪音吵得讓人想翻桌。36Please respect copyright.PENANAKmb4pxUdOK
36Please respect copyright.PENANAnt1rYFyIew
同樣的臉孔、同樣的人數、同樣的工作服,林輩瞪著第N次出現在馬路上的萬年施工小組,靠背,不過就是一條一百公尺的馬路,是要挖幾次才夠啊!36Please respect copyright.PENANA1xWEWR37WX
36Please respect copyright.PENANAHlzMUaOaqu
從前年進入公司到現在,林輩從來沒有看過公司大門前的馬路有平坦過的一天,幾乎都是坑坑洞洞,而且立在警告標語前的假人形也從來沒換過,永遠拿著兩隻紅色的小旗子,有氣無力的揮舞著。36Please respect copyright.PENANA2D8KmmTQuT
36Please respect copyright.PENANA5T2vbCgxRf
每天都看著同樣的施工情景,對林輩來說根本是一種視覺虐待,至少換一個穿泳裝的美女人形來揮旗子吧。林輩咋了一下舌頭,收回視線,桌子上正放著昨天校到一半的稿子,只不過暫時被林輩忽略了過去。36Please respect copyright.PENANAAF5X9CQhWo
36Please respect copyright.PENANA8Y3onKYQeM
事實上,林輩今天很憂鬱。自從他前幾天新買的十九吋螢幕連同主機在內,被某個網站炸掉之後,他的心情就一直很難平復。就算昨天騎著小五十衝到同事邊集的家中,狂按他的電鈴,將對方硬逼起床,抓著衣領痛揍一頓,仍然無法讓他的心情變好。36Please respect copyright.PENANARCNS5R8FlL
36Please respect copyright.PENANAo9XjJp6Tsu
十九吋螢幕啊,那可是將他半個月的薪水啊。林輩拿著紅筆,一邊從稿子裡挑出錯字,一邊思索著今天晚上再去邊集一趟好了。心裡的壓力如果無法發洩出來的話,是很容易鬱結成內傷的。36Please respect copyright.PENANAa6Yt1xUkfs
36Please respect copyright.PENANAESRkMyfQdg
林輩的憂鬱程度之強烈,讓他連問候窗外隆隆噪音的力氣都沒有,只能在MSN狀態上打著「林輩不爽,有雷勿踩」。只要看到林輩掛出這種狀態,他手下的作者通常都會很識相,但是通常,並不代表全部。36Please respect copyright.PENANABmdsfL8FNw
36Please respect copyright.PENANAnNzarz1xUL
叮咚!36Please respect copyright.PENANAPjqzKYIbta
36Please respect copyright.PENANAAyvug0IBaN
清脆的聲音從耳機裡傳出,林輩掀了掀眼皮,抬頭看向螢幕,署名「跳舞小月」的視窗正不斷閃出橘光。36Please respect copyright.PENANAP26Qb82tRi
36Please respect copyright.PENANANpREsxiea5
看到這個名字跳出,林輩的心底頓時出現了一個「幹」字。36Please respect copyright.PENANAoEgRMYD0nY
36Please respect copyright.PENANAmMlUJdUJzP
跳舞小月,雖然名字聽起來很可愛、很萌,但對方卻是不折不扣的雄性生物,專長是拖稿。36Please respect copyright.PENANATZJ85SmqLh
林輩瞪著那個瘋狂閃著光芒的對話視窗,實在是很想將它直接無視過去。往常的經驗讓他知道,只要在截稿日之前看到這個作者自動跳出來找他,百分之百沒好事,有的話,他就剁了邊集的雞雞。36Please respect copyright.PENANAK1sbaYfenE
36Please respect copyright.PENANAT5nTbIf5RO
正因為林輩的直覺一向很準,所以邊集同事的下半身才安然無恙到現在,甚至可以在睡夢中握著羊子小姐用過的手帕,努力的製造蛋白質。36Please respect copyright.PENANAvpL5IEUvJk
36Please respect copyright.PENANA5B87J3lhpM
放下手裡拿著的紅筆,林輩改而將手指移到滑鼠上,點開了視窗。36Please respect copyright.PENANAGsGNRPxXnl
36Please respect copyright.PENANAt84vcuJwgg
跳舞小月:編輯你好,我是跳舞小月的媽媽,小月他昨天因為喝到過期的牛奶,正在醫院掛水。36Please respect copyright.PENANAgWnf6kssF1
36Please respect copyright.PENANApHwfT9G2mg
林輩不爽,有雷勿踩:前天不是才因為喝到過期的綠茶,而送進醫院嗎?36Please respect copyright.PENANA1CwMNLLV8Z
36Please respect copyright.PENANAt6rA8weyfn
跳舞小月:前天不是小月,是他弟弟在用電腦,不小心登入了小月的MSN沒注意到,誤把編輯你當成他朋友了。36Please respect copyright.PENANAkDZe8K3Vzy
36Please respect copyright.PENANAjIJwpu3sbY
林輩不爽,有雷勿踩:小月的媽媽,妳辛苦了。兩個孩子都喝到過期的飲料,照顧起來應該很費心,妳要多注意身體。36Please respect copyright.PENANAVl1KJRfQu4
36Please respect copyright.PENANAo5q49apeWT
跳舞小月:對了,小月要我問一下,他的稿子可不可以再延一些時間?他最佳身體比較不好。36Please respect copyright.PENANAiwtr9OYcSl
36Please respect copyright.PENANAmqOMVqzZL9
林輩不爽,有雷勿踩:他的身體的確不太好。三個星期前從樓梯上跌下來,扭傷小指;兩個星期前吹冷氣吹到感冒,發燒到三十九度;一星期前胃潰瘍發作,想必是寫稿的壓力太大;四天前出門買東西被摩托車撞傷,膝蓋不能長時間彎曲;昨天又喝到了過期的牛奶,到醫院掛水。36Please respect copyright.PENANArJTp5AIo6m
36Please respect copyright.PENANA9FX5uA05yp
跳舞小月:那麼稿子的期限……36Please respect copyright.PENANAYNcv6zijBP
36Please respect copyright.PENANAxhvG54ExiJ
林輩不爽,有雷勿踩:沒關係,這一集就往後延到下個月出吧。不過我必須很沉痛地告訴小月的媽媽,因為合約上有註明,如果沒有準時交稿的話,出版社會斟酌扣一下稿費的。36Please respect copyright.PENANAOhw96Flftg
36Please respect copyright.PENANAiCsotx4cEb
跳舞小月:……編輯,不好意思,我接一下電話。36Please respect copyright.PENANA7ovJtz2YRX
36Please respect copyright.PENANA9IBKl3isj9
林輩停下敲鍵盤的動作,從鼻孔裡哼出了不屑的兩聲。再扯嘛,看你還有什麼藉口繼續扯。36Please respect copyright.PENANAaK1gQ6Ed3I
36Please respect copyright.PENANA0howHVKKXM
「唔啊~你家的作者真是多災多難。」坐在林輩身後的阿魔轉過頭,對著視窗上的對話內容嘖嘖有聲。「他是犯太歲還是卡到陰,該不會命盤是屬於天生帶煞、命犯孤星的類型吧。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAqmuzQ3HOSk
林輩的回答只有一個字:「屁。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAZa8jxOedDE
36Please respect copyright.PENANA8wJ8WBUobo
「需要我幫你追一下稿嗎?」阿魔用手指捲著頭髮,笑瞇瞇地問道。「呼呼~你知道的嘛,人家最近剛失戀~」36Please respect copyright.PENANA0aU9dYZWNF
36Please respect copyright.PENANAJOc1b8P8rb
「行啊,妳游過去對岸就可以跟他交往了。」林輩直接潑了一盆冷水。36Please respect copyright.PENANAd83rFuclmZ
36Please respect copyright.PENANAthIoW50bLy
「太麻煩了,我不要。」阿魔瞬間收起甜死人不償命的嬌嗲語調,冷淡地將跳舞小月從她的採草名單裡剔除。36Please respect copyright.PENANArAgtotjbNn
36Please respect copyright.PENANABqNHB82a4R
叮咚!訊息的提示音再次響起,林輩分神看了過去,只見視窗裡出現一行字。36Please respect copyright.PENANAu16UVqCQeJ
36Please respect copyright.PENANA9EzMeS3qnj
跳舞小月:編輯,我兒子剛打電話回來,說他等一下就可以出院了,他會爭取在這幾天把稿子趕出來的。36Please respect copyright.PENANA94hI1ZmiR0
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林輩隨意地回覆了幾個字,就把跳舞小月(媽媽?)打發掉了。反正這個帳號很神奇,不管是跳舞小月的哥哥弟弟姐姐妹妹,還是爸爸媽媽爺爺奶奶,都曾經多次登入過。反而是帳號的擁有人,跳舞小月,簡直就像是被外星人抓去一樣,想要見到他上線,還必須靠電波感應。36Please respect copyright.PENANA8g17Ny5fzL
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「對了,林輩。」原本以為轉回去看稿的阿魔突然開口,認真的語氣讓林輩頓時挑高了眉毛。36Please respect copyright.PENANAfkUI9b9dfE
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「啥事?」一手拿起紅筆,一手抓著立可帶,林輩以眼角餘光瞄了過去。36Please respect copyright.PENANAP08RcPnsc5
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「我一直很想問,你『那個』情況是怎麼回事。」阿魔纖細的手指點了點,一臉狐疑。36Please respect copyright.PENANAe2N1Zzmjwj
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「喔,這個啊,」林輩繼續維持著以眼角餘光看人的姿勢,很冷靜的說道。「我今天一早就被莎莎拉進廁所裡面,出來的時候就變成這個樣子了。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAWQMXZif8sI
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林輩今天憂鬱的原因之二,莎莎的關節技。36Please respect copyright.PENANALnDILSIMkl
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更正確一點來說,林輩的脖子已經完全歪向一旁,導致他看人還是看稿,都只能使用眼角餘光。36Please respect copyright.PENANAgd3vjl5Roz
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「所以,阿魔,麻煩妳幫我把脖子轉回去好嗎?這個角度會很容易讓我看見妳的黑色內褲,我個人是比較喜歡小粉紅蕾絲啦。」36Please respect copyright.PENANAau6oAuMqAx