去年的某一天我走在路上，突然心血來潮想要改變自己的形象。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleV9aRxfiT
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我帶了寬鬆的制服卡其褲走進了智福街，想說去找一家之前和同學來過的店改褲子。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOkprEUrOC
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可是智福街的小巷弄叢雜，接來接去，時不時就會走進死胡同。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEGbig31XA
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因為時間還很早，很多店都還沒營業只有拉開一半的鐵門在整理。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaxfOHvRka
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我走著走著，忽然有點害怕。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHp3TfdINEt
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好像走進了另一個世界一樣，因為舉頭所見都看不到天空。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡno3y7kpwZf
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只有地上泥濘濕滑，忽然我看到前方有一家裁縫店…我便加快腳步。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkxShyrmkp
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只見店內布料堆積如山，雜亂但卻無髒。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPn7et2E1Pj
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一個年過七旬的老人熟練的操作裁縫車，茂柏眼鏡下的眼睛連看都不看我。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAOV3RQZTS
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我只覺得詭異，就在我不斷的迷路的同時。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUNlkYMomW
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又第二次走到了這家店，我才鼓起勇氣走了進去…37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDVj6I9RZi
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「有甚麼事嗎！？」他推了推眼鏡瞧了我一眼又繼續工作。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3C9oKWdq4b
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKtxrLMdvo
「我…我…我想…」我結結巴巴。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtqu92HMsO
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kF380cbag
「別想。」他惡狠狠的說。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaSPY3XIwC
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ35XhEaYv
「我…我想要改褲子，可以嗎？」我膽顫心驚的問道。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQanYwQsCj
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESmybj0gRW
「年輕人，要改褲子就直接進來ㄚ。躲在外面偷偷摸摸，鬼鬼祟祟.....」老人碎碎念。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICHrvfLXlA
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「你要改怎樣的？」老人打量著我的那件褲子。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45U5fWa6wl
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2svSJvzgV
「我只幫你改一次，你想要怎樣的一條褲子。」他的眼神裡閃著光芒。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqUMt6SMsc
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「窄一點…」我想想︰「但不要窄到太誇張…」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoZPHG3Sxl
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「窄一點…要多窄？」老人︰「算了，問你這小子也答非所問，一問三不知。我就只改一次，你穿的舒服也好不舒服也罷。」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQpoh7yRJp
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「那費用…」我問道。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sUPUBNlub
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「你這小鬼還敢汙辱我？我幫別人修改衣服，為的從來不是名利…」老人道。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZ6QpPNrFd
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我心喜，以為不用付錢了，誰知道…37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfNLoZAAY4
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「但你這小鬼一來，就害我忘記進行到哪個步驟，連累我得重頭來過…」老人惡狠狠的說︰「我要跟你收錢，起碼也要收你180！！！」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0q4y6df0gS
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「可…可以便宜點嗎！我同學才改150……」我哀求。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwEn3F6nSK
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQ9NLylDvj
「你再囉哩叭唆…小心我收你三百…你不給，我就找人弄你。」老人氣道，一手拿過我的褲子另一隻手遞了一隻筆根一張紙要我留下姓名跟電話。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrX28guFEn
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就在我寫的同時…37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpkpMGwZrx
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「如果你敢留假資料，我也找人弄你！」老人恫赫。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2dLD2oRS2
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBNLnCbhfN
我交給他後，他就把我趕出店。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEi1eyzuoN
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7q5UwXLRn
「去街上鬼混到2點，再回來拿你的褲子…不，是我改過的褲子！」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyw7k1WQIRO
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真是囂張極了。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9llhDICCX
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後來我是遲了一天才去拿…37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyXa7owvr4
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「小鬼，算你有種…還敢來見我…角落有更衣間去試試…」老人坐在涼椅上，用扇子指著角落。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkCIDUEAgc
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12pwcCN00R
他不會在裡面裝針孔然後跟我勒索吧！？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtvx9STkUJ
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我抱著懷疑的心態走進了更衣間。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6kQ1SmOuN
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDynm4xzZfl
試穿了那件他改過的褲子，有種輕飄飄的感覺。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQD0pujq1T
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ipVbaAn0N
這真的是我的褲子嗎？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohai7HYFnU
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很輕很薄，但卻很溫暖…37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV4Vkfpz9D
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重點是，今天寒流來耶！！！ 37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OYsGkckan
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好威。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVDIUnYK5P
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當我要拿錢給他時，這老頑固又開始耍脾氣︰「知道不錯了吧！」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwX0ca94RI
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhamWmmnoNg
他說著說著把我的一百八十塊丟進一旁水溝︰「朱門酒肉臭，財去人安樂。」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSBTDynwUl
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有病，不曉得他有沒有家人。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1kOjFQOKE
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkjjyCPEZx
放任這樣的一個老番癲在外面實在有點危險，當我走出智福街時我按下了119要救護車載走這個老人的同時…37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeaLz8mFOW
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我回頭，發現那家店竟然連鐵門都關好了…37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTkNnextM6
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEF269lqs1
老人則揹著一個包袱用百米賽跑的速度離開我的視線…37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGjXEshwSV
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會不會太誇張！？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpA352v2oKH
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQcsweege1
「死小鬼，好好享受那件褲子吧！！」老人的聲音回盪著，不知道是我聽錯還是怎麼樣，總感覺最後的這句話帶有著相當濃厚的鼻音。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylPDBmdNkW
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他不會在哭吧。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTMbaChCkN
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後來我也離開了…37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoRaDg3qyh
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOboRX4qiMk
有一件趣事，當我離開智福街的同時，我因為又不要命的過馬路，一台轎車向我直衝而來，說時遲那時快。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uErgqv7JN
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就當已經撞上我的左腿時…37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXSFnzX690
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEeUaiOnpl
那台車也剛好停住，但車身也凹下一個和我膝蓋大小差不多的洞。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKt68k0ZYW
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於是，當下我做了一個決定…37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscAAKIegGv
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等處理完這起事故後，我要去拜師大力金剛腿。