去年的某一天我走在路上，突然心血來潮想要改變自己的形象。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLaJXdlEZG
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我帶了寬鬆的制服卡其褲走進了智福街，想說去找一家之前和同學來過的店改褲子。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeM3PG7gVWJ
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可是智福街的小巷弄叢雜，接來接去，時不時就會走進死胡同。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNPCK0NRrd
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因為時間還很早，很多店都還沒營業只有拉開一半的鐵門在整理。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpacMpgn48O
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我走著走著，忽然有點害怕。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTqR2BP5kZ
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好像走進了另一個世界一樣，因為舉頭所見都看不到天空。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvcaimIEjc
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只有地上泥濘濕滑，忽然我看到前方有一家裁縫店…我便加快腳步。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlhJxfEowJ
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只見店內布料堆積如山，雜亂但卻無髒。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtj4XMOfbgM
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一個年過七旬的老人熟練的操作裁縫車，茂柏眼鏡下的眼睛連看都不看我。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrMcpziwt1
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我只覺得詭異，就在我不斷的迷路的同時。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nRXv31Wte
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又第二次走到了這家店，我才鼓起勇氣走了進去…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rC0FSNtyT
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「有甚麼事嗎！？」他推了推眼鏡瞧了我一眼又繼續工作。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4PtdneJem
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「我…我…我想…」我結結巴巴。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOnKWAieej
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GBt8SAK58
「別想。」他惡狠狠的說。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XuHRXBjgS
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97V2wkKvmE
「我…我想要改褲子，可以嗎？」我膽顫心驚的問道。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMqF2aqSVn
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「年輕人，要改褲子就直接進來ㄚ。躲在外面偷偷摸摸，鬼鬼祟祟.....」老人碎碎念。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQP6SkgHBN
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「你要改怎樣的？」老人打量著我的那件褲子。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaxUJCKB8y
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqTGw3aU5Y
「我只幫你改一次，你想要怎樣的一條褲子。」他的眼神裡閃著光芒。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvgcHJYEXh
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「窄一點…」我想想︰「但不要窄到太誇張…」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdBwouSpiR
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「窄一點…要多窄？」老人︰「算了，問你這小子也答非所問，一問三不知。我就只改一次，你穿的舒服也好不舒服也罷。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzuUf5yVFI
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「那費用…」我問道。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRLjZ60zHJ
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「你這小鬼還敢汙辱我？我幫別人修改衣服，為的從來不是名利…」老人道。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvI5sCD3S5P
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我心喜，以為不用付錢了，誰知道…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJrZ1iKYZf
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「但你這小鬼一來，就害我忘記進行到哪個步驟，連累我得重頭來過…」老人惡狠狠的說︰「我要跟你收錢，起碼也要收你180！！！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7YEPyTLJB
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「可…可以便宜點嗎！我同學才改150……」我哀求。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7NAoBOX1H
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlETSQJTuyK
「你再囉哩叭唆…小心我收你三百…你不給，我就找人弄你。」老人氣道，一手拿過我的褲子另一隻手遞了一隻筆根一張紙要我留下姓名跟電話。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkU6Tj6iw3T
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就在我寫的同時…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHRdcnpUjg
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「如果你敢留假資料，我也找人弄你！」老人恫赫。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE07fhsgOEz
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我交給他後，他就把我趕出店。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkY5LRbeuze
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUnksi8baW
「去街上鬼混到2點，再回來拿你的褲子…不，是我改過的褲子！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCi4oynbWoA
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真是囂張極了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnT6jINm64v
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後來我是遲了一天才去拿…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZYVoQeUaf
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「小鬼，算你有種…還敢來見我…角落有更衣間去試試…」老人坐在涼椅上，用扇子指著角落。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvD3x4pqk1D
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他不會在裡面裝針孔然後跟我勒索吧！？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7A1bmfxtY
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我抱著懷疑的心態走進了更衣間。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQG6pgi1Pm
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試穿了那件他改過的褲子，有種輕飄飄的感覺。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWXNozhwtv
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這真的是我的褲子嗎？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLl6Sk6Le6
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很輕很薄，但卻很溫暖…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3Ca9WzNcF
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重點是，今天寒流來耶！！！ 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7S9qAn6GqU
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好威。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNg83FEUDeU
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當我要拿錢給他時，這老頑固又開始耍脾氣︰「知道不錯了吧！」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlBkP9qLbX
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rMUl5FXqj
他說著說著把我的一百八十塊丟進一旁水溝︰「朱門酒肉臭，財去人安樂。」43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkHs86ymaN
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有病，不曉得他有沒有家人。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmG2VMbRKt
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放任這樣的一個老番癲在外面實在有點危險，當我走出智福街時我按下了119要救護車載走這個老人的同時…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUUmjqgNWV
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我回頭，發現那家店竟然連鐵門都關好了…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3CF2iRrO7
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnW9EjCieGx
老人則揹著一個包袱用百米賽跑的速度離開我的視線…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIXSJ34OEF
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會不會太誇張！？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyq8DRfYkc
43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KlW7nW3Aa
「死小鬼，好好享受那件褲子吧！！」老人的聲音回盪著，不知道是我聽錯還是怎麼樣，總感覺最後的這句話帶有著相當濃厚的鼻音。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8WphehbcK
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他不會在哭吧。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFsJ9fNkYv
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後來我也離開了…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoO1pv4scZA
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有一件趣事，當我離開智福街的同時，我因為又不要命的過馬路，一台轎車向我直衝而來，說時遲那時快。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgM7Jn9A5S
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就當已經撞上我的左腿時…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4M5YPRaiok
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那台車也剛好停住，但車身也凹下一個和我膝蓋大小差不多的洞。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13DOsT9EsS
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於是，當下我做了一個決定…43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKarLBBoeA0
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等處理完這起事故後，我要去拜師大力金剛腿。