※迷糊餐廳衍生物
※短篇*10注意
※有R18注意
※有MM的相馬跟SS的佐藤注意
※病相馬注意
01.相馬→女裝45Please respect copyright.PENANA0mll8mdhFI
45Please respect copyright.PENANAjvXE3xEcl2
「相馬,你幹麻穿起女裝?」佐藤無奈的看著眼前帶著長度至胸的藍色假髮的工作夥伴。45Please respect copyright.PENANAbxHUxvwBpH
「誘惑你。」相馬華麗的轉了一圈。45Please respect copyright.PENANAAvMFat46tP
45Please respect copyright.PENANAaEoyMC3JFN
「你可以去死了。」45Please respect copyright.PENANACOlnVEFwS3
45Please respect copyright.PENANASlXGZKXKyC
45Please respect copyright.PENANAa6JYtiIzZa
45Please respect copyright.PENANAgNKTQuN4DJ
45Please respect copyright.PENANAnixAOskXmr
02.佐藤→女裝45Please respect copyright.PENANAiF05oeLnaH
45Please respect copyright.PENANAfkhCjPZMfK
「……對不起雖然你是我喜歡的金髮巨乳可是我有喜歡的人了。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAr6Xdaungvl
「我是佐藤。」他狠狠的把煙丟到地上奮力的踩。45Please respect copyright.PENANADiV406P7uB
45Please respect copyright.PENANAcYRTnI3tqK
「跟我結婚吧。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAZVqHpxewq3
45Please respect copyright.PENANAFJOHFI7tgY
45Please respect copyright.PENANAHUcrFlyIoO
45Please respect copyright.PENANAIXfaJQEaMk
03.造句45Please respect copyright.PENANALDK0D6Ricd
45Please respect copyright.PENANAoaXyfetMZK
「你單戀轟四年了卻什麼進展都沒有。」相馬揶揄佐藤,笑著說:「其實我暗戀你兩年了什麼進展也沒有。」45Please respect copyright.PENANA3eFRxyMiSL
45Please respect copyright.PENANAcgySXivHJK
「快工作不要造句。」拿起平底鍋,用力敲過去。45Please respect copyright.PENANAdw8RnG6dVt
45Please respect copyright.PENANA5oknPt94Wy
45Please respect copyright.PENANASNcSNPNLkK
45Please respect copyright.PENANACW7ekPDUwF
45Please respect copyright.PENANAWQM6aZoJSt
45Please respect copyright.PENANA9rtJb1cDAR
04.平底鍋45Please respect copyright.PENANA3zl0eJuDrk
45Please respect copyright.PENANAGjhf8HYR6n
『驚奇!不管怎麼去敲它打它都不會壞的平底鍋!原價XXXXX現在特價XXXX!』45Please respect copyright.PENANAWkJGv0n05h
45Please respect copyright.PENANAqix3uW1j9T
「……買一把去公司好了。」45Please respect copyright.PENANArZq3nzXiYo
45Please respect copyright.PENANAS0RqIrq3qO
45Please respect copyright.PENANAcCwmHqfngz
45Please respect copyright.PENANAXYWsVqcW5g
45Please respect copyright.PENANAS11jtak7s8
45Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6hFv2WQ1Y
05.照片45Please respect copyright.PENANA7EMYN0rjVP
45Please respect copyright.PENANAEl3fF2bfNE
「佐藤,笑一個。」相馬拿著相機,對準正在做菜的佐藤燦爛的笑著。45Please respect copyright.PENANAy9rWfWygsv
「給我去工作。」帥氣的往在鍋中翻滾的食物灑上起司絲,佐藤狠狠的回了句話:「再不工作等等炒的就是你的相機。」45Please respect copyright.PENANA0KOEzi70CA
「轟要的。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAYQBfRTQCk8
45Please respect copyright.PENANAjUr5MJJYYe
「……等等再拍。」45Please respect copyright.PENANA4FFio5M2Dr
45Please respect copyright.PENANA22nCEjEgd3
45Please respect copyright.PENANAPJhdUrLHgo
45Please respect copyright.PENANAgFWiGpG6qY
45Please respect copyright.PENANAuon1AWIzES
06.婚禮45Please respect copyright.PENANAH8XeLsD5OP
45Please respect copyright.PENANAERaIVM4DH6
「現在恭請新郎新娘入場──。」司儀說完,你穿著帥氣的白色西裝將充滿幸福笑容的轟給帶進教堂。45Please respect copyright.PENANA2HQBNBqNac
在夢想中極為溫柔的笑容掛在你的臉上,笑的轟的臉都紅的像顆蘋果一樣。45Please respect copyright.PENANAz8FMaBxD56
那是進行著名為幸福的儀式,經過了這麼多年的相思雨愛慕──終於你們走在了一起。45Please respect copyright.PENANAgGeKoyo9QO
抬起頭,你的視線剛好看向了我,一瞬間你的眼劃過了感謝,卻又馬上變回凶狠的神情。45Please respect copyright.PENANAYXleiwQeSH
我舉起相機在我的胸前揮了揮後,你才安心的將視線移開,溫柔又羞澀的看著轟。45Please respect copyright.PENANAV1wIJx3rhH
45Please respect copyright.PENANASG07p3e39g
這純白的教堂與你幸福的微笑一刀刀的劃過了我的心。45Please respect copyright.PENANAvO1hYYmyZo
45Please respect copyright.PENANALtzWJR3zFU
擺起一如往常的笑臉,拿起相機對著幸福的兩人狂按快門。45Please respect copyright.PENANAeSX3SqdxcM
透過相機的小小螢幕,祝福著兩人幸福的未來。45Please respect copyright.PENANANhwWZdMh1w
45Please respect copyright.PENANAlo7AuZuRei
在內心中落淚的我,多麼的希望站在佐藤身旁的是我、是我相馬,而不是那笑的一臉幸福的女孩。45Please respect copyright.PENANASuSpRU8FtG
45Please respect copyright.PENANA5hS6RLvl1q
45Please respect copyright.PENANAZrl3ixRpnU
45Please respect copyright.PENANAfCLm9Yr2YJ
07.告白45Please respect copyright.PENANAApEBt1ZElq
45Please respect copyright.PENANAzZ56jJN1hE
「佐藤,今天晚上我可以去你家嗎?」45Please respect copyright.PENANARBWiAKJtn2
「恩。」抽著菸,我含糊的回應著。45Please respect copyright.PENANAfYIImBFb0W
45Please respect copyright.PENANAmHvgYYfvA4
「佐藤,我可以睡你家嗎?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAjEQhssqcGo
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAwmwLlddpAK
45Please respect copyright.PENANAQsxgRuLwTu
「我的意思是我想要做。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAzMCwXqSTm8
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAkFr7vyiwpH
45Please respect copyright.PENANA4vAcPN8iKT
「……佐藤。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAZoa0BOZjTx
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANATCCH0uA44S
45Please respect copyright.PENANAAoHFLldMQz
「佐藤,我喜歡你。」相馬認真的抓住我的肩膀,用著快要哭著臉看著我。45Please respect copyright.PENANAV0zd35DTFo
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAsSaNZ107z4
45Please respect copyright.PENANAlPHAa6tsyF
「佐藤我是真的真的很喜歡你。」45Please respect copyright.PENANA0goQUIGhLs
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAW2wXhrO2Xk
45Please respect copyright.PENANAm0HJFS5jao
「潤……我喜歡你。」他哭著說,眼淚就像雨一樣滴落再我們兩人之間。45Please respect copyright.PENANA0IpWidbCwq
我將口中的菸丟向一旁的地板,用著充滿尼古丁苦味的吻讓他停止這項白癡的發言。45Please respect copyright.PENANAMDgPGhmcTv
45Please respect copyright.PENANAln0JIgwsbX
「你還要買酒壯膽嗎?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAKyzrqtk9kh
「……變態,不用了。」45Please respect copyright.PENANA9QhEuevQJw
45Please respect copyright.PENANAIqZHwIMELS
45Please respect copyright.PENANAJraSmeuaQO
45Please respect copyright.PENANAT8NsBYTTbc
08.欺負45Please respect copyright.PENANA6exfawAFjB
45Please respect copyright.PENANAuKNpHw5gkk
「恩哈──啊……嗯啊!」喉嚨發出粗重的喘息,相馬用著哭腔說出零碎的請求:「慢,慢點啊恩──」45Please respect copyright.PENANA46wRIXT89F
「不想做的話我可以停下來。」佐藤認真的說。45Please respect copyright.PENANAmmUo4DgY8w
「才不是那個唔恩……意思……潤你好、好聽我說一下。」快感一陣又一陣的襲來,滿室都是他們交合的水聲。45Please respect copyright.PENANAbIOticpAoO
「我沒有辦法一次認真的做兩件事情。」45Please respect copyright.PENANApMNVOikc9t
「騙人……恩哈……唔啊──!」濁白的液體噴灑在兩人的小腹,相馬紅通的臉看著佐藤。45Please respect copyright.PENANA6wPAKbERrK
「現在說吧。」從相馬的體內退出,佐藤將充滿液體的保險套蛻了下來。45Please respect copyright.PENANAMWAZBD8R79
45Please respect copyright.PENANAVGlqvvSKgx
「……潤是大變態。」45Please respect copyright.PENANADQTlQdnXdJ
「不是你說欺負人很好玩的?」給他一個敷衍的笑容,佐藤換上了新的保險套。45Please respect copyright.PENANASHwUX47nER
「無敵變態!」45Please respect copyright.PENANAsKWhoSuykn
45Please respect copyright.PENANAlxI35DEeXc
45Please respect copyright.PENANAULpQDOGudI
45Please respect copyright.PENANAvGNzVTrl1o
45Please respect copyright.PENANA67bj2Ku3ZF
09.酒45Please respect copyright.PENANA9QScLWbF9s
45Please respect copyright.PENANAuWxpnbIsH5
「佐藤!你不是說不要陪我喝酒嗎?」看著眼前喝的爛醉如泥的工作同伴,你奮力的將他往副駕駛座上的人踢下去。45Please respect copyright.PENANAwAT7ORgItz
「佐藤你不是說嫌我礙事嗎……」死抓著座位,相馬一整個就是貼在座位上死賴著不走。45Please respect copyright.PENANAcDNHlRqDEf
45Please respect copyright.PENANADhjaT9vnoy
「因為你發酒瘋的時候會爬上我的床。」佐藤煩躁的看著死賴在他家車上不走的藍髮男子,最終只好將他載回自己的家。45Please respect copyright.PENANArKkdqZwTbL
45Please respect copyright.PENANANZBHsWZk8X
相馬在心中發出一連串不明的笑聲。45Please respect copyright.PENANA3sOFb03GA8
45Please respect copyright.PENANAqFEU4cjD9a
45Please respect copyright.PENANAgCBtFNCFf0
45Please respect copyright.PENANA4GytCcjGxL
45Please respect copyright.PENANAOdR2jKzA2D
10.離婚45Please respect copyright.PENANA5lU4BSrpqG
45Please respect copyright.PENANA7E5yCWHMVP
「都是有你這個小孩所以我才不能離婚!」相馬指著山田,忿忿的看著佐藤。45Please respect copyright.PENANA1cEgLIElGy
「嗚嗚,拔吧──」山田用著剛剛硬擠出來的淚水,看著佐藤。45Please respect copyright.PENANApGSSXdOKeV
45Please respect copyright.PENANAbgkZZ520OR
「你們兩個這樣看著我做什麼。」拿起平底鍋,心裡計算著距離上次打相馬的時間相距有多久了。45Please respect copyright.PENANAb7FKF9nbng
45Please respect copyright.PENANAPuD0olghJi
「不是離婚而是度蜜月吧……」小鳥遊在旁小聲的說了一句。45Please respect copyright.PENANAjdOSydK1pA
45Please respect copyright.PENANAvXQU9L6wLd
45Please respect copyright.PENANA6tUvxxfT3s
45Please respect copyright.PENANAxp4RhRUCb9
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45Please respect copyright.PENANAjvXE3xEcl2
「相馬,你幹麻穿起女裝?」佐藤無奈的看著眼前帶著長度至胸的藍色假髮的工作夥伴。45Please respect copyright.PENANAbxHUxvwBpH
「誘惑你。」相馬華麗的轉了一圈。45Please respect copyright.PENANAAvMFat46tP
45Please respect copyright.PENANAaEoyMC3JFN
「你可以去死了。」45Please respect copyright.PENANACOlnVEFwS3
45Please respect copyright.PENANASlXGZKXKyC
45Please respect copyright.PENANAa6JYtiIzZa
45Please respect copyright.PENANAgNKTQuN4DJ
45Please respect copyright.PENANAnixAOskXmr
02.佐藤→女裝45Please respect copyright.PENANAiF05oeLnaH
45Please respect copyright.PENANAfkhCjPZMfK
「……對不起雖然你是我喜歡的金髮巨乳可是我有喜歡的人了。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAr6Xdaungvl
「我是佐藤。」他狠狠的把煙丟到地上奮力的踩。45Please respect copyright.PENANADiV406P7uB
45Please respect copyright.PENANAcYRTnI3tqK
「跟我結婚吧。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAZVqHpxewq3
45Please respect copyright.PENANAFJOHFI7tgY
45Please respect copyright.PENANAHUcrFlyIoO
45Please respect copyright.PENANAIXfaJQEaMk
03.造句45Please respect copyright.PENANALDK0D6Ricd
45Please respect copyright.PENANAoaXyfetMZK
「你單戀轟四年了卻什麼進展都沒有。」相馬揶揄佐藤,笑著說:「其實我暗戀你兩年了什麼進展也沒有。」45Please respect copyright.PENANA3eFRxyMiSL
45Please respect copyright.PENANAcgySXivHJK
「快工作不要造句。」拿起平底鍋,用力敲過去。45Please respect copyright.PENANAdw8RnG6dVt
45Please respect copyright.PENANA5oknPt94Wy
45Please respect copyright.PENANASNcSNPNLkK
45Please respect copyright.PENANACW7ekPDUwF
45Please respect copyright.PENANAWQM6aZoJSt
45Please respect copyright.PENANA9rtJb1cDAR
04.平底鍋45Please respect copyright.PENANA3zl0eJuDrk
45Please respect copyright.PENANAGjhf8HYR6n
『驚奇!不管怎麼去敲它打它都不會壞的平底鍋!原價XXXXX現在特價XXXX!』45Please respect copyright.PENANAWkJGv0n05h
45Please respect copyright.PENANAqix3uW1j9T
「……買一把去公司好了。」45Please respect copyright.PENANArZq3nzXiYo
45Please respect copyright.PENANAS0RqIrq3qO
45Please respect copyright.PENANAcCwmHqfngz
45Please respect copyright.PENANAXYWsVqcW5g
45Please respect copyright.PENANAS11jtak7s8
45Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6hFv2WQ1Y
05.照片45Please respect copyright.PENANA7EMYN0rjVP
45Please respect copyright.PENANAEl3fF2bfNE
「佐藤,笑一個。」相馬拿著相機,對準正在做菜的佐藤燦爛的笑著。45Please respect copyright.PENANAy9rWfWygsv
「給我去工作。」帥氣的往在鍋中翻滾的食物灑上起司絲,佐藤狠狠的回了句話:「再不工作等等炒的就是你的相機。」45Please respect copyright.PENANA0KOEzi70CA
「轟要的。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAYQBfRTQCk8
45Please respect copyright.PENANAjUr5MJJYYe
「……等等再拍。」45Please respect copyright.PENANA4FFio5M2Dr
45Please respect copyright.PENANA22nCEjEgd3
45Please respect copyright.PENANAPJhdUrLHgo
45Please respect copyright.PENANAgFWiGpG6qY
45Please respect copyright.PENANAuon1AWIzES
06.婚禮45Please respect copyright.PENANAH8XeLsD5OP
45Please respect copyright.PENANAERaIVM4DH6
「現在恭請新郎新娘入場──。」司儀說完,你穿著帥氣的白色西裝將充滿幸福笑容的轟給帶進教堂。45Please respect copyright.PENANA2HQBNBqNac
在夢想中極為溫柔的笑容掛在你的臉上,笑的轟的臉都紅的像顆蘋果一樣。45Please respect copyright.PENANAz8FMaBxD56
那是進行著名為幸福的儀式,經過了這麼多年的相思雨愛慕──終於你們走在了一起。45Please respect copyright.PENANAgGeKoyo9QO
抬起頭,你的視線剛好看向了我,一瞬間你的眼劃過了感謝,卻又馬上變回凶狠的神情。45Please respect copyright.PENANAYXleiwQeSH
我舉起相機在我的胸前揮了揮後,你才安心的將視線移開,溫柔又羞澀的看著轟。45Please respect copyright.PENANAV1wIJx3rhH
45Please respect copyright.PENANASG07p3e39g
這純白的教堂與你幸福的微笑一刀刀的劃過了我的心。45Please respect copyright.PENANAvO1hYYmyZo
45Please respect copyright.PENANALtzWJR3zFU
擺起一如往常的笑臉,拿起相機對著幸福的兩人狂按快門。45Please respect copyright.PENANAeSX3SqdxcM
透過相機的小小螢幕,祝福著兩人幸福的未來。45Please respect copyright.PENANANhwWZdMh1w
45Please respect copyright.PENANAlo7AuZuRei
在內心中落淚的我,多麼的希望站在佐藤身旁的是我、是我相馬,而不是那笑的一臉幸福的女孩。45Please respect copyright.PENANASuSpRU8FtG
45Please respect copyright.PENANA5hS6RLvl1q
45Please respect copyright.PENANAZrl3ixRpnU
45Please respect copyright.PENANAfCLm9Yr2YJ
07.告白45Please respect copyright.PENANAApEBt1ZElq
45Please respect copyright.PENANAzZ56jJN1hE
「佐藤,今天晚上我可以去你家嗎?」45Please respect copyright.PENANARBWiAKJtn2
「恩。」抽著菸,我含糊的回應著。45Please respect copyright.PENANAfYIImBFb0W
45Please respect copyright.PENANAmHvgYYfvA4
「佐藤,我可以睡你家嗎?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAjEQhssqcGo
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAwmwLlddpAK
45Please respect copyright.PENANAQsxgRuLwTu
「我的意思是我想要做。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAzMCwXqSTm8
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAkFr7vyiwpH
45Please respect copyright.PENANA4vAcPN8iKT
「……佐藤。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAZoa0BOZjTx
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANATCCH0uA44S
45Please respect copyright.PENANAAoHFLldMQz
「佐藤,我喜歡你。」相馬認真的抓住我的肩膀,用著快要哭著臉看著我。45Please respect copyright.PENANAV0zd35DTFo
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAsSaNZ107z4
45Please respect copyright.PENANAlPHAa6tsyF
「佐藤我是真的真的很喜歡你。」45Please respect copyright.PENANA0goQUIGhLs
「恩。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAW2wXhrO2Xk
45Please respect copyright.PENANAm0HJFS5jao
「潤……我喜歡你。」他哭著說,眼淚就像雨一樣滴落再我們兩人之間。45Please respect copyright.PENANA0IpWidbCwq
我將口中的菸丟向一旁的地板,用著充滿尼古丁苦味的吻讓他停止這項白癡的發言。45Please respect copyright.PENANAMDgPGhmcTv
45Please respect copyright.PENANAln0JIgwsbX
「你還要買酒壯膽嗎?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAKyzrqtk9kh
「……變態,不用了。」45Please respect copyright.PENANA9QhEuevQJw
45Please respect copyright.PENANAIqZHwIMELS
45Please respect copyright.PENANAJraSmeuaQO
45Please respect copyright.PENANAT8NsBYTTbc
08.欺負45Please respect copyright.PENANA6exfawAFjB
45Please respect copyright.PENANAuKNpHw5gkk
「恩哈──啊……嗯啊!」喉嚨發出粗重的喘息,相馬用著哭腔說出零碎的請求:「慢,慢點啊恩──」45Please respect copyright.PENANA46wRIXT89F
「不想做的話我可以停下來。」佐藤認真的說。45Please respect copyright.PENANAmmUo4DgY8w
「才不是那個唔恩……意思……潤你好、好聽我說一下。」快感一陣又一陣的襲來,滿室都是他們交合的水聲。45Please respect copyright.PENANAbIOticpAoO
「我沒有辦法一次認真的做兩件事情。」45Please respect copyright.PENANApMNVOikc9t
「騙人……恩哈……唔啊──!」濁白的液體噴灑在兩人的小腹,相馬紅通的臉看著佐藤。45Please respect copyright.PENANA6wPAKbERrK
「現在說吧。」從相馬的體內退出,佐藤將充滿液體的保險套蛻了下來。45Please respect copyright.PENANAMWAZBD8R79
45Please respect copyright.PENANAVGlqvvSKgx
「……潤是大變態。」45Please respect copyright.PENANADQTlQdnXdJ
「不是你說欺負人很好玩的?」給他一個敷衍的笑容,佐藤換上了新的保險套。45Please respect copyright.PENANASHwUX47nER
「無敵變態!」45Please respect copyright.PENANAsKWhoSuykn
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「佐藤!你不是說不要陪我喝酒嗎?」看著眼前喝的爛醉如泥的工作同伴,你奮力的將他往副駕駛座上的人踢下去。45Please respect copyright.PENANAwAT7ORgItz
「佐藤你不是說嫌我礙事嗎……」死抓著座位,相馬一整個就是貼在座位上死賴著不走。45Please respect copyright.PENANAcDNHlRqDEf
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「因為你發酒瘋的時候會爬上我的床。」佐藤煩躁的看著死賴在他家車上不走的藍髮男子,最終只好將他載回自己的家。45Please respect copyright.PENANArKkdqZwTbL
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相馬在心中發出一連串不明的笑聲。45Please respect copyright.PENANA3sOFb03GA8
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「都是有你這個小孩所以我才不能離婚!」相馬指著山田,忿忿的看著佐藤。45Please respect copyright.PENANA1cEgLIElGy
「嗚嗚,拔吧──」山田用著剛剛硬擠出來的淚水,看著佐藤。45Please respect copyright.PENANApGSSXdOKeV
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「你們兩個這樣看著我做什麼。」拿起平底鍋,心裡計算著距離上次打相馬的時間相距有多久了。45Please respect copyright.PENANAb7FKF9nbng
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「不是離婚而是度蜜月吧……」小鳥遊在旁小聲的說了一句。45Please respect copyright.PENANAjdOSydK1pA
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