※迷糊餐廳衍生物
※短篇*10注意
※有R18注意
※有MM的相馬跟SS的佐藤注意
※病相馬注意
01.相馬→女裝30Please respect copyright.PENANACNwBfk39GY
30Please respect copyright.PENANAOR2tPoT97f
「相馬,你幹麻穿起女裝?」佐藤無奈的看著眼前帶著長度至胸的藍色假髮的工作夥伴。30Please respect copyright.PENANArMEWSkZqfF
「誘惑你。」相馬華麗的轉了一圈。30Please respect copyright.PENANAvDYo5h52vd
30Please respect copyright.PENANAVbq5v20UTB
「你可以去死了。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAnHXatIxQlX
30Please respect copyright.PENANArOAlrnchPU
30Please respect copyright.PENANA5wvVTCOP9e
30Please respect copyright.PENANAHL6n5mcQyQ
30Please respect copyright.PENANAv7J6d3VA1J
02.佐藤→女裝30Please respect copyright.PENANAfjxB0w2qlG
30Please respect copyright.PENANAzqlZhiZmUP
「……對不起雖然你是我喜歡的金髮巨乳可是我有喜歡的人了。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAii5SRSk74o
「我是佐藤。」他狠狠的把煙丟到地上奮力的踩。30Please respect copyright.PENANAanw33kZI9j
30Please respect copyright.PENANA1qLJefLVFe
「跟我結婚吧。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAls8XQprfFZ
30Please respect copyright.PENANA3CxU7ySbSj
30Please respect copyright.PENANAgB3NyqdeiK
30Please respect copyright.PENANAQtNucNMl4D
03.造句30Please respect copyright.PENANAMr1aJYwily
30Please respect copyright.PENANApXD14dyBTJ
「你單戀轟四年了卻什麼進展都沒有。」相馬揶揄佐藤,笑著說:「其實我暗戀你兩年了什麼進展也沒有。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAU06rXU7Tat
30Please respect copyright.PENANAjQN3L37fLQ
「快工作不要造句。」拿起平底鍋,用力敲過去。30Please respect copyright.PENANAw4b60qxvq0
30Please respect copyright.PENANAUD8u9Nc8He
30Please respect copyright.PENANA3dpYgUXWZc
30Please respect copyright.PENANANBK0PwBZSE
30Please respect copyright.PENANAThIssudsk4
30Please respect copyright.PENANAjhFNK4P5Ai
04.平底鍋30Please respect copyright.PENANAU0DZMjCv1B
30Please respect copyright.PENANANik2Sxx425
『驚奇!不管怎麼去敲它打它都不會壞的平底鍋!原價XXXXX現在特價XXXX!』30Please respect copyright.PENANANz1eKFy7ID
30Please respect copyright.PENANAScMcDyfPf3
「……買一把去公司好了。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAgrMCeuWUxn
30Please respect copyright.PENANAxEa8TrBJOh
30Please respect copyright.PENANAl9e1fRrWUy
30Please respect copyright.PENANA0NXVTvytfz
30Please respect copyright.PENANA3jYDYsO0KG
30Please respect copyright.PENANAHiEaDIZVzX
05.照片30Please respect copyright.PENANApqbG3Msg8X
30Please respect copyright.PENANAbpe33uOqVq
「佐藤,笑一個。」相馬拿著相機,對準正在做菜的佐藤燦爛的笑著。30Please respect copyright.PENANAeWNFLckJ5Q
「給我去工作。」帥氣的往在鍋中翻滾的食物灑上起司絲,佐藤狠狠的回了句話:「再不工作等等炒的就是你的相機。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAAPl9gOZ5Yg
「轟要的。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAqjxesvMnqW
30Please respect copyright.PENANApvcGgkWbfQ
「……等等再拍。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAspSvtUmjx6
30Please respect copyright.PENANAL1QeabmwdD
30Please respect copyright.PENANAvKBGy6m8vO
30Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4kPf7ZI7f
30Please respect copyright.PENANAShg0CW6KB5
06.婚禮30Please respect copyright.PENANAhgc3GXx1Ww
30Please respect copyright.PENANAal8ffCtVcH
「現在恭請新郎新娘入場──。」司儀說完,你穿著帥氣的白色西裝將充滿幸福笑容的轟給帶進教堂。30Please respect copyright.PENANA8MeiY5R5wT
在夢想中極為溫柔的笑容掛在你的臉上,笑的轟的臉都紅的像顆蘋果一樣。30Please respect copyright.PENANAp6vKzmhmpJ
那是進行著名為幸福的儀式,經過了這麼多年的相思雨愛慕──終於你們走在了一起。30Please respect copyright.PENANAYOv1mJsTNr
抬起頭,你的視線剛好看向了我,一瞬間你的眼劃過了感謝,卻又馬上變回凶狠的神情。30Please respect copyright.PENANAYY8EQglw8E
我舉起相機在我的胸前揮了揮後,你才安心的將視線移開,溫柔又羞澀的看著轟。30Please respect copyright.PENANAYO4zys4fuO
30Please respect copyright.PENANA7MA3fmnjod
這純白的教堂與你幸福的微笑一刀刀的劃過了我的心。30Please respect copyright.PENANA0WsLx2jUr3
30Please respect copyright.PENANA6PiV02VANo
擺起一如往常的笑臉,拿起相機對著幸福的兩人狂按快門。30Please respect copyright.PENANAokZdrKGYpq
透過相機的小小螢幕,祝福著兩人幸福的未來。30Please respect copyright.PENANAVGgOUAiC4G
30Please respect copyright.PENANA8mimn70mUL
在內心中落淚的我,多麼的希望站在佐藤身旁的是我、是我相馬,而不是那笑的一臉幸福的女孩。30Please respect copyright.PENANAHLRHh94tbH
30Please respect copyright.PENANAjViHCXgW2T
30Please respect copyright.PENANAmT5kYt5U8r
30Please respect copyright.PENANAIS9I353Vf2
07.告白30Please respect copyright.PENANAMrltDDwQaF
30Please respect copyright.PENANAjMuHSLpdIU
「佐藤,今天晚上我可以去你家嗎?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAwJHTT3mTHz
「恩。」抽著菸,我含糊的回應著。30Please respect copyright.PENANAitjdo1m1GH
30Please respect copyright.PENANAuZNHleGLtI
「佐藤,我可以睡你家嗎?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAanxtF05v2L
「恩。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAkcWpBXEvXO
30Please respect copyright.PENANAoqsiXqaBmz
「我的意思是我想要做。」30Please respect copyright.PENANApLWUyuhkmc
「恩。」30Please respect copyright.PENANA78xViP6RYt
30Please respect copyright.PENANAQpsugrzJaB
「……佐藤。」30Please respect copyright.PENANALyEQ8TkkBK
「恩。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAXnh8rkDM8O
30Please respect copyright.PENANAKSSWYYqOvt
「佐藤,我喜歡你。」相馬認真的抓住我的肩膀,用著快要哭著臉看著我。30Please respect copyright.PENANAPbXJuNcVx9
「恩。」30Please respect copyright.PENANApPNX8Mt7Wt
30Please respect copyright.PENANAlzzomRKsGk
「佐藤我是真的真的很喜歡你。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAuNrV3H8uyT
「恩。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAqTuPiPP9Z4
30Please respect copyright.PENANAYvXdkqnPQK
「潤……我喜歡你。」他哭著說,眼淚就像雨一樣滴落再我們兩人之間。30Please respect copyright.PENANAxBNspZmAIp
我將口中的菸丟向一旁的地板,用著充滿尼古丁苦味的吻讓他停止這項白癡的發言。30Please respect copyright.PENANAiQvm8BXh0T
30Please respect copyright.PENANAX6xo8vgHI1
「你還要買酒壯膽嗎?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAUr9bY6q4i2
「……變態,不用了。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAILX7xuU0H9
30Please respect copyright.PENANANUY4gRz3Ue
30Please respect copyright.PENANAyLn6x97AeJ
30Please respect copyright.PENANAtiaLCbVo1J
08.欺負30Please respect copyright.PENANANC04dM8MLe
30Please respect copyright.PENANArAP7WYOm7m
「恩哈──啊……嗯啊!」喉嚨發出粗重的喘息,相馬用著哭腔說出零碎的請求:「慢,慢點啊恩──」30Please respect copyright.PENANAGikD9jxhRB
「不想做的話我可以停下來。」佐藤認真的說。30Please respect copyright.PENANAM6qjmq6Re9
「才不是那個唔恩……意思……潤你好、好聽我說一下。」快感一陣又一陣的襲來,滿室都是他們交合的水聲。30Please respect copyright.PENANAXT3itNm9WG
「我沒有辦法一次認真的做兩件事情。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAsT5zhAUudO
「騙人……恩哈……唔啊──!」濁白的液體噴灑在兩人的小腹,相馬紅通的臉看著佐藤。30Please respect copyright.PENANAxXn2P7zGVi
「現在說吧。」從相馬的體內退出,佐藤將充滿液體的保險套蛻了下來。30Please respect copyright.PENANAEgYT1EhDRW
30Please respect copyright.PENANAtpEZ1xUV1z
「……潤是大變態。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAMO2JRreqOL
「不是你說欺負人很好玩的?」給他一個敷衍的笑容,佐藤換上了新的保險套。30Please respect copyright.PENANAxNTQp2NMzR
「無敵變態!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAW2nPJF2VFy
30Please respect copyright.PENANAnLWNXHMilv
30Please respect copyright.PENANA1cqOYiturr
30Please respect copyright.PENANAZKEjkaxG4d
30Please respect copyright.PENANAVM93kMuYkm
09.酒30Please respect copyright.PENANA0A010Tv2HM
30Please respect copyright.PENANACFzxrosE3f
「佐藤!你不是說不要陪我喝酒嗎?」看著眼前喝的爛醉如泥的工作同伴,你奮力的將他往副駕駛座上的人踢下去。30Please respect copyright.PENANAXHyh0CMJiA
「佐藤你不是說嫌我礙事嗎……」死抓著座位,相馬一整個就是貼在座位上死賴著不走。30Please respect copyright.PENANA9BNNBOTpij
30Please respect copyright.PENANAE3IHgH3jra
「因為你發酒瘋的時候會爬上我的床。」佐藤煩躁的看著死賴在他家車上不走的藍髮男子,最終只好將他載回自己的家。30Please respect copyright.PENANAV3FcyLuXnC
30Please respect copyright.PENANA1sC0MMWfXQ
相馬在心中發出一連串不明的笑聲。30Please respect copyright.PENANAb6Mxu0eO7i
30Please respect copyright.PENANAxr8BBEDpHv
30Please respect copyright.PENANABmgjvmEoiY
30Please respect copyright.PENANAE4mKnRUIDY
30Please respect copyright.PENANAoT5hgEBxdH
10.離婚30Please respect copyright.PENANAO3MeEIaG4E
30Please respect copyright.PENANAcXI3Bxlc84
「都是有你這個小孩所以我才不能離婚!」相馬指著山田,忿忿的看著佐藤。30Please respect copyright.PENANA36jYaEQn7N
「嗚嗚,拔吧──」山田用著剛剛硬擠出來的淚水,看著佐藤。30Please respect copyright.PENANAqPASJ8DrQX
30Please respect copyright.PENANA3XREPx5A82
「你們兩個這樣看著我做什麼。」拿起平底鍋,心裡計算著距離上次打相馬的時間相距有多久了。30Please respect copyright.PENANAVQa1eXfpm4
30Please respect copyright.PENANAdBo6RM9eHp
「不是離婚而是度蜜月吧……」小鳥遊在旁小聲的說了一句。30Please respect copyright.PENANANzOfDv9rIl
30Please respect copyright.PENANActILdA9095
30Please respect copyright.PENANA0oXL89jGiY
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30Please respect copyright.PENANAOR2tPoT97f
「相馬,你幹麻穿起女裝?」佐藤無奈的看著眼前帶著長度至胸的藍色假髮的工作夥伴。30Please respect copyright.PENANArMEWSkZqfF
「誘惑你。」相馬華麗的轉了一圈。30Please respect copyright.PENANAvDYo5h52vd
30Please respect copyright.PENANAVbq5v20UTB
「你可以去死了。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAnHXatIxQlX
30Please respect copyright.PENANArOAlrnchPU
30Please respect copyright.PENANA5wvVTCOP9e
30Please respect copyright.PENANAHL6n5mcQyQ
30Please respect copyright.PENANAv7J6d3VA1J
02.佐藤→女裝30Please respect copyright.PENANAfjxB0w2qlG
30Please respect copyright.PENANAzqlZhiZmUP
「……對不起雖然你是我喜歡的金髮巨乳可是我有喜歡的人了。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAii5SRSk74o
「我是佐藤。」他狠狠的把煙丟到地上奮力的踩。30Please respect copyright.PENANAanw33kZI9j
30Please respect copyright.PENANA1qLJefLVFe
「跟我結婚吧。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAls8XQprfFZ
30Please respect copyright.PENANA3CxU7ySbSj
30Please respect copyright.PENANAgB3NyqdeiK
30Please respect copyright.PENANAQtNucNMl4D
03.造句30Please respect copyright.PENANAMr1aJYwily
30Please respect copyright.PENANApXD14dyBTJ
「你單戀轟四年了卻什麼進展都沒有。」相馬揶揄佐藤,笑著說:「其實我暗戀你兩年了什麼進展也沒有。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAU06rXU7Tat
30Please respect copyright.PENANAjQN3L37fLQ
「快工作不要造句。」拿起平底鍋,用力敲過去。30Please respect copyright.PENANAw4b60qxvq0
30Please respect copyright.PENANAUD8u9Nc8He
30Please respect copyright.PENANA3dpYgUXWZc
30Please respect copyright.PENANANBK0PwBZSE
30Please respect copyright.PENANAThIssudsk4
30Please respect copyright.PENANAjhFNK4P5Ai
04.平底鍋30Please respect copyright.PENANAU0DZMjCv1B
30Please respect copyright.PENANANik2Sxx425
『驚奇!不管怎麼去敲它打它都不會壞的平底鍋!原價XXXXX現在特價XXXX!』30Please respect copyright.PENANANz1eKFy7ID
30Please respect copyright.PENANAScMcDyfPf3
「……買一把去公司好了。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAgrMCeuWUxn
30Please respect copyright.PENANAxEa8TrBJOh
30Please respect copyright.PENANAl9e1fRrWUy
30Please respect copyright.PENANA0NXVTvytfz
30Please respect copyright.PENANA3jYDYsO0KG
30Please respect copyright.PENANAHiEaDIZVzX
05.照片30Please respect copyright.PENANApqbG3Msg8X
30Please respect copyright.PENANAbpe33uOqVq
「佐藤,笑一個。」相馬拿著相機,對準正在做菜的佐藤燦爛的笑著。30Please respect copyright.PENANAeWNFLckJ5Q
「給我去工作。」帥氣的往在鍋中翻滾的食物灑上起司絲,佐藤狠狠的回了句話:「再不工作等等炒的就是你的相機。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAAPl9gOZ5Yg
「轟要的。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAqjxesvMnqW
30Please respect copyright.PENANApvcGgkWbfQ
「……等等再拍。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAspSvtUmjx6
30Please respect copyright.PENANAL1QeabmwdD
30Please respect copyright.PENANAvKBGy6m8vO
30Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4kPf7ZI7f
30Please respect copyright.PENANAShg0CW6KB5
06.婚禮30Please respect copyright.PENANAhgc3GXx1Ww
30Please respect copyright.PENANAal8ffCtVcH
「現在恭請新郎新娘入場──。」司儀說完,你穿著帥氣的白色西裝將充滿幸福笑容的轟給帶進教堂。30Please respect copyright.PENANA8MeiY5R5wT
在夢想中極為溫柔的笑容掛在你的臉上,笑的轟的臉都紅的像顆蘋果一樣。30Please respect copyright.PENANAp6vKzmhmpJ
那是進行著名為幸福的儀式,經過了這麼多年的相思雨愛慕──終於你們走在了一起。30Please respect copyright.PENANAYOv1mJsTNr
抬起頭,你的視線剛好看向了我,一瞬間你的眼劃過了感謝,卻又馬上變回凶狠的神情。30Please respect copyright.PENANAYY8EQglw8E
我舉起相機在我的胸前揮了揮後,你才安心的將視線移開,溫柔又羞澀的看著轟。30Please respect copyright.PENANAYO4zys4fuO
30Please respect copyright.PENANA7MA3fmnjod
這純白的教堂與你幸福的微笑一刀刀的劃過了我的心。30Please respect copyright.PENANA0WsLx2jUr3
30Please respect copyright.PENANA6PiV02VANo
擺起一如往常的笑臉,拿起相機對著幸福的兩人狂按快門。30Please respect copyright.PENANAokZdrKGYpq
透過相機的小小螢幕,祝福著兩人幸福的未來。30Please respect copyright.PENANAVGgOUAiC4G
30Please respect copyright.PENANA8mimn70mUL
在內心中落淚的我,多麼的希望站在佐藤身旁的是我、是我相馬,而不是那笑的一臉幸福的女孩。30Please respect copyright.PENANAHLRHh94tbH
30Please respect copyright.PENANAjViHCXgW2T
30Please respect copyright.PENANAmT5kYt5U8r
30Please respect copyright.PENANAIS9I353Vf2
07.告白30Please respect copyright.PENANAMrltDDwQaF
30Please respect copyright.PENANAjMuHSLpdIU
「佐藤,今天晚上我可以去你家嗎?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAwJHTT3mTHz
「恩。」抽著菸,我含糊的回應著。30Please respect copyright.PENANAitjdo1m1GH
30Please respect copyright.PENANAuZNHleGLtI
「佐藤,我可以睡你家嗎?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAanxtF05v2L
「恩。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAkcWpBXEvXO
30Please respect copyright.PENANAoqsiXqaBmz
「我的意思是我想要做。」30Please respect copyright.PENANApLWUyuhkmc
「恩。」30Please respect copyright.PENANA78xViP6RYt
30Please respect copyright.PENANAQpsugrzJaB
「……佐藤。」30Please respect copyright.PENANALyEQ8TkkBK
「恩。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAXnh8rkDM8O
30Please respect copyright.PENANAKSSWYYqOvt
「佐藤,我喜歡你。」相馬認真的抓住我的肩膀,用著快要哭著臉看著我。30Please respect copyright.PENANAPbXJuNcVx9
「恩。」30Please respect copyright.PENANApPNX8Mt7Wt
30Please respect copyright.PENANAlzzomRKsGk
「佐藤我是真的真的很喜歡你。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAuNrV3H8uyT
「恩。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAqTuPiPP9Z4
30Please respect copyright.PENANAYvXdkqnPQK
「潤……我喜歡你。」他哭著說,眼淚就像雨一樣滴落再我們兩人之間。30Please respect copyright.PENANAxBNspZmAIp
我將口中的菸丟向一旁的地板,用著充滿尼古丁苦味的吻讓他停止這項白癡的發言。30Please respect copyright.PENANAiQvm8BXh0T
30Please respect copyright.PENANAX6xo8vgHI1
「你還要買酒壯膽嗎?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAUr9bY6q4i2
「……變態,不用了。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAILX7xuU0H9
30Please respect copyright.PENANANUY4gRz3Ue
30Please respect copyright.PENANAyLn6x97AeJ
30Please respect copyright.PENANAtiaLCbVo1J
08.欺負30Please respect copyright.PENANANC04dM8MLe
30Please respect copyright.PENANArAP7WYOm7m
「恩哈──啊……嗯啊!」喉嚨發出粗重的喘息,相馬用著哭腔說出零碎的請求:「慢,慢點啊恩──」30Please respect copyright.PENANAGikD9jxhRB
「不想做的話我可以停下來。」佐藤認真的說。30Please respect copyright.PENANAM6qjmq6Re9
「才不是那個唔恩……意思……潤你好、好聽我說一下。」快感一陣又一陣的襲來,滿室都是他們交合的水聲。30Please respect copyright.PENANAXT3itNm9WG
「我沒有辦法一次認真的做兩件事情。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAsT5zhAUudO
「騙人……恩哈……唔啊──!」濁白的液體噴灑在兩人的小腹,相馬紅通的臉看著佐藤。30Please respect copyright.PENANAxXn2P7zGVi
「現在說吧。」從相馬的體內退出,佐藤將充滿液體的保險套蛻了下來。30Please respect copyright.PENANAEgYT1EhDRW
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「……潤是大變態。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAMO2JRreqOL
「不是你說欺負人很好玩的?」給他一個敷衍的笑容,佐藤換上了新的保險套。30Please respect copyright.PENANAxNTQp2NMzR
「無敵變態!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAW2nPJF2VFy
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「佐藤!你不是說不要陪我喝酒嗎?」看著眼前喝的爛醉如泥的工作同伴,你奮力的將他往副駕駛座上的人踢下去。30Please respect copyright.PENANAXHyh0CMJiA
「佐藤你不是說嫌我礙事嗎……」死抓著座位,相馬一整個就是貼在座位上死賴著不走。30Please respect copyright.PENANA9BNNBOTpij
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「因為你發酒瘋的時候會爬上我的床。」佐藤煩躁的看著死賴在他家車上不走的藍髮男子,最終只好將他載回自己的家。30Please respect copyright.PENANAV3FcyLuXnC
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相馬在心中發出一連串不明的笑聲。30Please respect copyright.PENANAb6Mxu0eO7i
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「都是有你這個小孩所以我才不能離婚!」相馬指著山田,忿忿的看著佐藤。30Please respect copyright.PENANA36jYaEQn7N
「嗚嗚,拔吧──」山田用著剛剛硬擠出來的淚水,看著佐藤。30Please respect copyright.PENANAqPASJ8DrQX
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「你們兩個這樣看著我做什麼。」拿起平底鍋,心裡計算著距離上次打相馬的時間相距有多久了。30Please respect copyright.PENANAVQa1eXfpm4
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「不是離婚而是度蜜月吧……」小鳥遊在旁小聲的說了一句。30Please respect copyright.PENANANzOfDv9rIl
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