那夜的綠靜難得熬夜,熬到很早很早,熬到天都大亮外面大公雞都在咕咕叫了,他才頂著兩圈黑眼圈心滿意足地放下手中的毛筆,志得意滿看著花了他一個晚上的曠世巨作。53Please respect copyright.PENANAr2YJfqw8Xw
53Please respect copyright.PENANAauF8lqOiPg
綠靜這個人雖然平日毛毛燥燥卻意外寫得一手好字,順帶一提綠靜其實很看不起原子筆這種東西。在綠靜看來原子筆這種東西根本是僅次於都市人以外的萬惡的淵藪。53Please respect copyright.PENANAo1epp7pRyh
「很明顯就是想偷懶的都市人發明的蠢東西啊!他們把中華文化放在哪裡!」濾靜曾經這麼對士儂抱怨過。53Please respect copyright.PENANAiQXiBNSKzm
53Please respect copyright.PENANAXVMJfgou6v
總之現在的綠靜雖然身體疲倦,但心靈卻無限滿足。他小心翼翼把桌上的成品揣在懷裡,啪搭啪搭就往學校跑去。53Please respect copyright.PENANAOxFqY49ApI
53Please respect copyright.PENANA3MADOaGE1l
跑進沒有門的教室,綠靜一眼就發現目標所在。53Please respect copyright.PENANAKITqESlH7z
理所當然的那個可惡的都市人也黏在士儂旁邊。53Please respect copyright.PENANAtLFzt0NExL
啊真礙眼真礙眼!都市人真的很不獨立自主欸!好像沒有人照顧就活不下去一下。說到照顧又讓綠靜想到那個何弓商以卑鄙手段誘拐士儂的事情,一把火又噗嗤噗嗤燒了上來。53Please respect copyright.PENANAAz49w7QpRn
53Please respect copyright.PENANABL8ljUOZrv
「你擋到門口了。」然後就有人撞上刀口了。53Please respect copyright.PENANABEbbtwPE6x
53Please respect copyright.PENANAoN8LZBL4iF
惡狠狠瞪了來了一眼,很想當然爾的罵:「你不會走後面嗎走後面!不然你就把我咬開然後出去啊咬咬!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAd8k8kg26aA
53Please respect copyright.PENANAasAT8j2NJ6
堯舀連莫名其妙這個詞都懶得說了。「你又在不高興什麼?」53Please respect copyright.PENANABcFCrMwvXo
53Please respect copyright.PENANAfaZeGE59io
「你才不高興!」默了一下,「我就在不高興你那個黏巴蟲朋友又黏到士儂旁邊了。簡直比狗皮膏藥還黏。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAGCANDsWg2r
53Please respect copyright.PENANAPX4Fctc9T9
黏巴蟲朋友這個詞讓堯舀在心裡偷偷笑了一下。只要不要罵到他其實聽到何弓商被罵是件很愉悅的事情。53Please respect copyright.PENANA1oAFEh3cUX
53Please respect copyright.PENANArGXnyCdyoy
「那我把他帶開你就高興了?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAXHBj9rFhwP
53Please respect copyright.PENANAi2LM2U1wER
「對!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAyf9Fl6TJ01
53Please respect copyright.PENANAPfTobEtj5u
「那我就把他帶開。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAcHJG2P6GQ7
53Please respect copyright.PENANApQuBqzsz0u
聞言綠靜挑了挑眉:「看不出來你這個都市人也有好的地方嘛……。唉不過還是個都市人。」53Please respect copyright.PENANA7Nz2LXx9xT
53Please respect copyright.PENANA8006EyAGhf
堯舀決定忽略後面那一句。他直接走到正在和士儂聊天的弓商身旁附耳講了幾句,兩個人就從後門走出去了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAG2RwdUVSJV
53Please respect copyright.PENANA23gTLf2kzv
綠靜見機不可失立刻拿著傑作往士儂桌上放。53Please respect copyright.PENANAeJmazKqDqV
53Please respect copyright.PENANALpdSKHB829
「這啥?」士儂疑惑地看著鋒面幾個漂亮的毛筆字:「防--狼--手--冊--?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAyE8FYZrURh
53Please respect copyright.PENANAhQmvo4Vlrt
綠靜用力點頭:「沒錯!」又用食指用力戳了戳右下角的小字『防都市人何弓商專用』。53Please respect copyright.PENANAiIUNsQrJM6
53Please respect copyright.PENANA4qHZPn9oDF
士儂汗了一下。「小綠你不要這麼排外啦……。」53Please respect copyright.PENANASV1wHMedM5
53Please respect copyright.PENANAiotMZL0gQA
「排什麼排、外什麼外!要是他行得正我又怎麼會講!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAVGnf9JEHG8
53Please respect copyright.PENANAe1TVYkY1bL
「吼,你真的是說不聽欸。好啦,啊那你拿這個給我是要幹麻?防狼那是給女孩子用的東西吧?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAnpOCeLMzBw
53Please respect copyright.PENANAYoy9zkJigF
「你不知你不知。」綠靜裝深沉搖了搖頭。「你快看看我精心設計的解說!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAAhEOdguVUw
53Please respect copyright.PENANABPVFKK3IZy
上面是這麼寫的:53Please respect copyright.PENANAhFLraZ7ku1
53Please respect copyright.PENANARTPjVSymIj
『現下都市人危害社會,以花言巧語欺騙淳樸鄉下人的心,吾深感痛矣!故著此書,以求防範。53Please respect copyright.PENANA9XH88svZoy
53Please respect copyright.PENANAzkBjK3t8wK
一、姓何的都市人萬不可輕信。53Please respect copyright.PENANAJisC7TiFva
二、世上只有鄉下好。53Please respect copyright.PENANAWcOTs8PqCQ
三、需與都市人保持半徑兩隻牛的距離。53Please respect copyright.PENANAdbbhWfN7y2
四、何姓男子的家可比泥沼,不可進入。53Please respect copyright.PENANAw8yL666cOq
五、和都市人說話會被傳染,尤其是和何弓商,故能免則免。53Please respect copyright.PENANA4nVKu1vMUP
六、對付都市人最好的手法就是三不政策:不談話、不接觸、不妥協。53Please respect copyright.PENANA5qdY3y2vzC
七、……53Please respect copyright.PENANA32PObUL1vw
二十、不要直視都市人的眼神,他們喜歡用眼神騙人。53Please respect copyright.PENANAPqGhYXcTQG
二十一、--』53Please respect copyright.PENANAhDCP2YnpEJ
53Please respect copyright.PENANAJxbm65vreo
「二十一,比起何弓商,小綠才是值得信任相交一生的友人,都市人就應該回到都市被關在水泥叢林。」突然從身後傳來的聲音來自何弓商,小綠猛地回頭,就看見那混蛋似笑非笑地看著他,而且眼裡、他很確定,有一抹嘲笑之意!53Please respect copyright.PENANA3mkjlLRps1
53Please respect copyright.PENANAZKYrGKKiYy
「你幹嘛!你怎麼回來了!」餘光瞥見一邊抱著手也在閱讀文字的堯舀:「吼吼你很沒用耶!連一個人當拖不住、沒用的都市人!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAXkSCZODvGn
53Please respect copyright.PENANAxUDKWe6ymv
「唔,不過我不知道你都是這麼看我的,小綠……」哀傷地垂著眸,弓商難過地看向士儂:「士儂你也是這樣看我的嗎……?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAuTzsNZgpOZ
53Please respect copyright.PENANA8N3fW1aCHi
看到弓商如此難過,士儂慌張了,他用力拍桌站起,雙手抓住哀戚男子的手:「我沒有啦我沒有!」53Please respect copyright.PENANARxRy33F4rf
53Please respect copyright.PENANAnUvC1yqJXU
「真的?」小羊般的雙眼。53Please respect copyright.PENANA7ativ3FrOb
53Please respect copyright.PENANA1P06rUh1Ut
「真的!」這頭肯定的回應。53Please respect copyright.PENANAXRYH2nwi96
53Please respect copyright.PENANAfHiJszbrRs
「哇啊啊啊士儂你不要上當想想防狼手冊第二十條、第二十條啊!」這邊焦急的跟熱鍋上的螞蟻一樣跳上跳下。53Please respect copyright.PENANAFdygQC6N1f
53Please respect copyright.PENANAElX8T9WSPP
怎奈現在的士儂眼中只有那抹受傷的身影,什麼防狼手冊什麼第二十條早就被他丟到十萬八千里外了。「弓商你是我很重要的朋友啦!你不要管小綠,他是跟你開玩笑的啦。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAxGI7u2CZF1
53Please respect copyright.PENANAI325imd0f1
「那……」弓商的眼睛轉了一下,一抹笑意淺淺浮上:「來一個友情的擁抱好嗎?」53Please respect copyright.PENANA40zGyVbFnm
53Please respect copyright.PENANAf6qkpAQN1X
「好!」於是伸開雙臂抱住弓商的腰,還拍了拍他的背:「朋友!」 53Please respect copyright.PENANAEJxBPvVeyf
53Please respect copyright.PENANA3eMQ5XGNaI
一旁的小綠都快吐血了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAY80yR0m9W6
53Please respect copyright.PENANAJlLnxJtpPJ
從頭看到尾的堯舀只涼涼丟了一句:「唉,為人作嫁。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAaeCuL4o3v0
ns216.73.216.209da2 53Please respect copyright.PENANAauF8lqOiPg
綠靜這個人雖然平日毛毛燥燥卻意外寫得一手好字,順帶一提綠靜其實很看不起原子筆這種東西。在綠靜看來原子筆這種東西根本是僅次於都市人以外的萬惡的淵藪。53Please respect copyright.PENANAo1epp7pRyh
「很明顯就是想偷懶的都市人發明的蠢東西啊!他們把中華文化放在哪裡!」濾靜曾經這麼對士儂抱怨過。53Please respect copyright.PENANAiQXiBNSKzm
53Please respect copyright.PENANAXVMJfgou6v
總之現在的綠靜雖然身體疲倦,但心靈卻無限滿足。他小心翼翼把桌上的成品揣在懷裡,啪搭啪搭就往學校跑去。53Please respect copyright.PENANAOxFqY49ApI
53Please respect copyright.PENANA3MADOaGE1l
跑進沒有門的教室,綠靜一眼就發現目標所在。53Please respect copyright.PENANAKITqESlH7z
理所當然的那個可惡的都市人也黏在士儂旁邊。53Please respect copyright.PENANAtLFzt0NExL
啊真礙眼真礙眼!都市人真的很不獨立自主欸!好像沒有人照顧就活不下去一下。說到照顧又讓綠靜想到那個何弓商以卑鄙手段誘拐士儂的事情,一把火又噗嗤噗嗤燒了上來。53Please respect copyright.PENANAAz49w7QpRn
53Please respect copyright.PENANABL8ljUOZrv
「你擋到門口了。」然後就有人撞上刀口了。53Please respect copyright.PENANABEbbtwPE6x
53Please respect copyright.PENANAoN8LZBL4iF
惡狠狠瞪了來了一眼,很想當然爾的罵:「你不會走後面嗎走後面!不然你就把我咬開然後出去啊咬咬!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAd8k8kg26aA
53Please respect copyright.PENANAasAT8j2NJ6
堯舀連莫名其妙這個詞都懶得說了。「你又在不高興什麼?」53Please respect copyright.PENANABcFCrMwvXo
53Please respect copyright.PENANAfaZeGE59io
「你才不高興!」默了一下,「我就在不高興你那個黏巴蟲朋友又黏到士儂旁邊了。簡直比狗皮膏藥還黏。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAGCANDsWg2r
53Please respect copyright.PENANAPX4Fctc9T9
黏巴蟲朋友這個詞讓堯舀在心裡偷偷笑了一下。只要不要罵到他其實聽到何弓商被罵是件很愉悅的事情。53Please respect copyright.PENANA1oAFEh3cUX
53Please respect copyright.PENANArGXnyCdyoy
「那我把他帶開你就高興了?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAXHBj9rFhwP
53Please respect copyright.PENANAi2LM2U1wER
「對!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAyf9Fl6TJ01
53Please respect copyright.PENANAPfTobEtj5u
「那我就把他帶開。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAcHJG2P6GQ7
53Please respect copyright.PENANApQuBqzsz0u
聞言綠靜挑了挑眉:「看不出來你這個都市人也有好的地方嘛……。唉不過還是個都市人。」53Please respect copyright.PENANA7Nz2LXx9xT
53Please respect copyright.PENANA8006EyAGhf
堯舀決定忽略後面那一句。他直接走到正在和士儂聊天的弓商身旁附耳講了幾句,兩個人就從後門走出去了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAG2RwdUVSJV
53Please respect copyright.PENANA23gTLf2kzv
綠靜見機不可失立刻拿著傑作往士儂桌上放。53Please respect copyright.PENANAeJmazKqDqV
53Please respect copyright.PENANALpdSKHB829
「這啥?」士儂疑惑地看著鋒面幾個漂亮的毛筆字:「防--狼--手--冊--?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAyE8FYZrURh
53Please respect copyright.PENANAhQmvo4Vlrt
綠靜用力點頭:「沒錯!」又用食指用力戳了戳右下角的小字『防都市人何弓商專用』。53Please respect copyright.PENANAiIUNsQrJM6
53Please respect copyright.PENANA4qHZPn9oDF
士儂汗了一下。「小綠你不要這麼排外啦……。」53Please respect copyright.PENANASV1wHMedM5
53Please respect copyright.PENANAiotMZL0gQA
「排什麼排、外什麼外!要是他行得正我又怎麼會講!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAVGnf9JEHG8
53Please respect copyright.PENANAe1TVYkY1bL
「吼,你真的是說不聽欸。好啦,啊那你拿這個給我是要幹麻?防狼那是給女孩子用的東西吧?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAnpOCeLMzBw
53Please respect copyright.PENANAYoy9zkJigF
「你不知你不知。」綠靜裝深沉搖了搖頭。「你快看看我精心設計的解說!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAAhEOdguVUw
53Please respect copyright.PENANABPVFKK3IZy
上面是這麼寫的:53Please respect copyright.PENANAhFLraZ7ku1
53Please respect copyright.PENANARTPjVSymIj
『現下都市人危害社會,以花言巧語欺騙淳樸鄉下人的心,吾深感痛矣!故著此書,以求防範。53Please respect copyright.PENANA9XH88svZoy
53Please respect copyright.PENANAzkBjK3t8wK
一、姓何的都市人萬不可輕信。53Please respect copyright.PENANAJisC7TiFva
二、世上只有鄉下好。53Please respect copyright.PENANAWcOTs8PqCQ
三、需與都市人保持半徑兩隻牛的距離。53Please respect copyright.PENANAdbbhWfN7y2
四、何姓男子的家可比泥沼,不可進入。53Please respect copyright.PENANAw8yL666cOq
五、和都市人說話會被傳染,尤其是和何弓商,故能免則免。53Please respect copyright.PENANA4nVKu1vMUP
六、對付都市人最好的手法就是三不政策:不談話、不接觸、不妥協。53Please respect copyright.PENANA5qdY3y2vzC
七、……53Please respect copyright.PENANA32PObUL1vw
二十、不要直視都市人的眼神,他們喜歡用眼神騙人。53Please respect copyright.PENANAPqGhYXcTQG
二十一、--』53Please respect copyright.PENANAhDCP2YnpEJ
53Please respect copyright.PENANAJxbm65vreo
「二十一,比起何弓商,小綠才是值得信任相交一生的友人,都市人就應該回到都市被關在水泥叢林。」突然從身後傳來的聲音來自何弓商,小綠猛地回頭,就看見那混蛋似笑非笑地看著他,而且眼裡、他很確定,有一抹嘲笑之意!53Please respect copyright.PENANA3mkjlLRps1
53Please respect copyright.PENANAZKYrGKKiYy
「你幹嘛!你怎麼回來了!」餘光瞥見一邊抱著手也在閱讀文字的堯舀:「吼吼你很沒用耶!連一個人當拖不住、沒用的都市人!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAXkSCZODvGn
53Please respect copyright.PENANAxUDKWe6ymv
「唔,不過我不知道你都是這麼看我的,小綠……」哀傷地垂著眸,弓商難過地看向士儂:「士儂你也是這樣看我的嗎……?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAuTzsNZgpOZ
53Please respect copyright.PENANA8N3fW1aCHi
看到弓商如此難過,士儂慌張了,他用力拍桌站起,雙手抓住哀戚男子的手:「我沒有啦我沒有!」53Please respect copyright.PENANARxRy33F4rf
53Please respect copyright.PENANAnUvC1yqJXU
「真的?」小羊般的雙眼。53Please respect copyright.PENANA7ativ3FrOb
53Please respect copyright.PENANA1P06rUh1Ut
「真的!」這頭肯定的回應。53Please respect copyright.PENANAXRYH2nwi96
53Please respect copyright.PENANAfHiJszbrRs
「哇啊啊啊士儂你不要上當想想防狼手冊第二十條、第二十條啊!」這邊焦急的跟熱鍋上的螞蟻一樣跳上跳下。53Please respect copyright.PENANAFdygQC6N1f
53Please respect copyright.PENANAElX8T9WSPP
怎奈現在的士儂眼中只有那抹受傷的身影,什麼防狼手冊什麼第二十條早就被他丟到十萬八千里外了。「弓商你是我很重要的朋友啦!你不要管小綠,他是跟你開玩笑的啦。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAxGI7u2CZF1
53Please respect copyright.PENANAI325imd0f1
「那……」弓商的眼睛轉了一下,一抹笑意淺淺浮上:「來一個友情的擁抱好嗎?」53Please respect copyright.PENANA40zGyVbFnm
53Please respect copyright.PENANAf6qkpAQN1X
「好!」於是伸開雙臂抱住弓商的腰,還拍了拍他的背:「朋友!」 53Please respect copyright.PENANAEJxBPvVeyf
53Please respect copyright.PENANA3eMQ5XGNaI
一旁的小綠都快吐血了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAY80yR0m9W6
53Please respect copyright.PENANAJlLnxJtpPJ
從頭看到尾的堯舀只涼涼丟了一句:「唉,為人作嫁。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAaeCuL4o3v0