有看過特殊傳說第一部第七集跟第八集的人都知道,Atlantis的販賣機有那麼一點點的異於其他機……好吧,也許不是一點點。13Please respect copyright.PENANArMBFJJDkwv
13Please respect copyright.PENANAE5ZQ9grgjy
Atlantis的販賣機會咬人、會發抖、會用冰凍飲料罐打人、會感受到生命威脅留下買路財,等等非一般正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的非有機生物-販賣機會有的動作及反應。13Please respect copyright.PENANAs5VRauHFMI
13Please respect copyright.PENANAsI19xUSXiz
「製造這個販賣機的人思考迴路一定出了問題!」以上是某個來自原世界的學生在慘遭販賣機毒手後的評論。13Please respect copyright.PENANAKmv7TMaAUD
13Please respect copyright.PENANA8ANuDuvaC2
雖然這個販賣機有著許許多多的負面評價,但它還是有一個其他正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的一般販賣機所沒有的優點,那就是──它是一台可以自動換算各國的幣值匯率進而計算出可以買哪些飲料的超高級販賣機!13Please respect copyright.PENANAAUjNckxSq5
13Please respect copyright.PENANA2k52f2DztB
想想,在Atlantis有台灣人、大陸人、日本人、阿兜仔、鳳凰族、精靈跟不是人等等來自各個地方的人需要喝飲料,每個地方用的貨幣都不同,一個販賣機沒有這種功能怎麼可以!13Please respect copyright.PENANAkvYbHa38hO
13Please respect copyright.PENANAmqAacZaOeu
總而言之,言而總之──上面不是重點,重點是下面的故事。13Please respect copyright.PENANAnd5VgpxBpw
13Please respect copyright.PENANASKahGMPPPo
13Please respect copyright.PENANAaBTF3XamKB
* * *13Please respect copyright.PENANA5ktWrhHCsn
13Please respect copyright.PENANAcEnZyOslLM
13Please respect copyright.PENANAKRwRS8VFuJ
炙熱的太陽、燦藍的天空、徐徐的微風,我們的主角褚冥漾在這個美好的下午手拿一個黑色的零錢包、頭帶被零錢包砸出的腫包,遵從某位自從醒來就越來越幼稚的混血精靈命令──買飲料。13Please respect copyright.PENANAF7w8j3QLmC
13Please respect copyright.PENANA0xcCU8dDAv
買飲料就買飲料,為什麼要指定販賣機啊!13Please respect copyright.PENANAKn7Kj3tKqL
13Please respect copyright.PENANARB6VJlDYud
對販賣機有高度陰影的褚冥漾真的是有百般的不願意。天知道他家學長又是接錯了哪根筋,吃錯了哪顆藥,偏要他去學園裡最無賴、最不受威脅的販賣機之王(另一個說法是King of 販賣機)買飲料。13Please respect copyright.PENANA6jUmxHhoXh
13Please respect copyright.PENANA53yKxdKmTc
「如果你投錯販賣機,下個被投進販賣機的就是你!」以上來自由冥府重生的黑袍大魔王威脅。13Please respect copyright.PENANAEADdzww0wT
13Please respect copyright.PENANAqgpH2WyfYG
有人說:「生活就像強姦,反抗不了就享受它。」這句話真是金玉良言,但是對生活在火星上的褚冥漾而言這句話還是沒辦法實踐,因為他始終接受不了在水中游的鳥跟天空飛的魚,還有就是……眼前的販賣機。13Please respect copyright.PENANAnbIGVBqS2m
13Please respect copyright.PENANA7J9ChpPHK0
本該是靜靜等待人投錢的販賣機此刻卻像是站在擂台上等待攻擊的拳擊手虎視眈眈的看著眼前的人,巨大無比──不過它還是一台販賣機。13Please respect copyright.PENANA6M7sPs6ft2
13Please respect copyright.PENANAjaDullSace
嚥下一口口水,褚冥漾覺得自己身心都還未準備好。13Please respect copyright.PENANA5g0MJ9FghN
13Please respect copyright.PENANAV1FFyxtFjl
時間一分一秒的過,汗一滴一滴的流。再繼續等待也只是白費工夫,他還是必須投下那個小小的、由各種合金製造而成的銅板。13Please respect copyright.PENANAUGPKcXezs9
13Please respect copyright.PENANAgqyKrC2wcI
手指緊捏著那個冷硬的圓形銅板,褚冥樣大大的吸了幾口新鮮空氣,猛地就往前衝,投錢、按鈕、搶飲料一氣呵成。13Please respect copyright.PENANAaUqNcyWDvT
13Please respect copyright.PENANAnj1TbvLAvE
拿著飲料就是往後跳開一大步。13Please respect copyright.PENANAMIIkG2hbKn
13Please respect copyright.PENANAJphVPeiVQt
他沒有成為販賣機之王的最新受害者。13Please respect copyright.PENANAtqRedksQwU
13Please respect copyright.PENANAm5M6OKQolv
「呼、呼……」看著自己完好無缺的手臂,褚冥漾彷彿像是贏了冠軍賽的拳擊手般感到榮耀。13Please respect copyright.PENANAalPxgJm0s6
13Please respect copyright.PENANAqNxJrFP5rV
揚起大大的笑,就要喊出勝利的口號之時,褚冥漾發現了怪異之處。13Please respect copyright.PENANA6tIbnkN9Jv
13Please respect copyright.PENANAewXOr2x0aW
不對勁……他剛剛分明就投入了過多的金錢,為何沒有聽見零錢撞擊聲?13Please respect copyright.PENANA2Y02PNIslI
13Please respect copyright.PENANAS7Aly9yqIj
蹲下遠遠望著那個小小的退幣口,褚冥漾沒有看見金屬特有的閃光。13Please respect copyright.PENANAFbjS0uB9yJ
13Please respect copyright.PENANAqx1RJfqqZ7
這販賣機不找零的嗎!黑心販賣機!13Please respect copyright.PENANA8tbPzbEwZd
13Please respect copyright.PENANA0KC9cIJUdh
說時遲,那時快,某個銀色閃光自退幣口射了出來直直撞上褚冥漾的額!13Please respect copyright.PENANANQuv191cpm
13Please respect copyright.PENANAXlB6uDS7df
一枚銀色圓形的銅板正貼在他的頭上,可怕的撞擊力道讓他失衡往後仰倒,接著他聽到代表勝負已分的鐘聲……13Please respect copyright.PENANAdk5jaQKeki
13Please respect copyright.PENANA1YAoiBiYF0
啊──終究還是躲不過販賣機的殘酷嗎?希望他復活之後學長不會把他種在醫療班景仰千年。13Please respect copyright.PENANAqBzIYnfo3j
13Please respect copyright.PENANAtm4xbtSAIg
13Please respect copyright.PENANAqsHjDdVlUE
13Please respect copyright.PENANALfYQO9dbgr
13Please respect copyright.PENANAwOdrocZMwf
13Please respect copyright.PENANAAS7DajM1ED
他還活著。13Please respect copyright.PENANA1ubDxM5vzP
13Please respect copyright.PENANAX8c03mm83I
──To be, or not to be……13Please respect copyright.PENANAB4XPbDkZr8
13Please respect copyright.PENANARGOIBxkI5v
褚冥漾忽地想到這句出自大作家沙士比亞的《哈姆雷特》名言,意思是「要活還是死」,是一位優柔寡斷的角色台詞。13Please respect copyright.PENANA3S77IJISvk
13Please respect copyright.PENANAnJ2eHB1Y6t
To be, or not to be; that is the question:13Please respect copyright.PENANAwnO8Z1ixhR
(活下去,還是不活呢,這就是問題啊。)13Please respect copyright.PENANABhJo7AyDps
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer13Please respect copyright.PENANAeeCKkXnWwu
(何者比較高貴呢?在心智上忍受)13Please respect copyright.PENANAgX1FoAcFVm
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,13Please respect copyright.PENANANlUAKbpW2b
(殘暴命運的投石和弓矢,)13Please respect copyright.PENANAdJ5k6hnD8h
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,13Please respect copyright.PENANAUSHF8BXadz
(還是拿起武器對抗如大海般無盡的困難,)13Please respect copyright.PENANAHPZSWwCIcW
And, by opposing, end them. (Hamlet, Act III, Scene I)13Please respect copyright.PENANAGP8fgEG8rv
(然後,一再抵抗來結束他們? 《哈姆雷特,第三幕第一景》)13Please respect copyright.PENANAnbG9aJ06Xx
13Please respect copyright.PENANAI0O89T4ovG
面對總是充滿問號的火星世界,他也許就像是那位角色一樣吧?13Please respect copyright.PENANAQCI6SuiZ0u
13Please respect copyright.PENANAAhbzWTlBkA
仰望著藍天,褚冥漾難得的在感性思考。13Please respect copyright.PENANA266i1pgPAB
13Please respect copyright.PENANA7qUAIm1NHQ
最後……13Please respect copyright.PENANAhKmJQFZ4hW
13Please respect copyright.PENANAURpUOoqGmu
13Please respect copyright.PENANAyIuE5TK4n0
13Please respect copyright.PENANA9vhctZbYPH
13Please respect copyright.PENANACPbxVXubl2
13Please respect copyright.PENANA9ivvIuw740
13Please respect copyright.PENANA6FPvNkirsA
13Please respect copyright.PENANAwRpWmrK2kq
13Please respect copyright.PENANAzmI0dGe4Un
「該死!早知道就準備剛剛好的零錢!」13Please respect copyright.PENANAYOcZFSwPo2
13Please respect copyright.PENANAcX1EnDeMom
13Please respect copyright.PENANAyVPJ6ZTCt8
13Please respect copyright.PENANA0Hi9HkxXDU
13Please respect copyright.PENANAiK19e3pU1q
~‧~‧~‧~‧~‧ END ‧~‧~‧~‧~‧~13Please respect copyright.PENANAlqzsA8JhJD
13Please respect copyright.PENANAbtzjRsk8Mo
13Please respect copyright.PENANAvguFUVFvPx
莎翁迷請不要砍我QQ13Please respect copyright.PENANAkUtBndVdUh
13Please respect copyright.PENANAEwidXoBSTm
看完不要鞭打鏡玥,我一定是腦袋壞掉才會打出這種文QQ13Please respect copyright.PENANArXwafP6Hwt
有上PTT笨版的人應該知道這篇的標題出自於哪裡XD
ns216.73.216.146da2 13Please respect copyright.PENANAE5ZQ9grgjy
Atlantis的販賣機會咬人、會發抖、會用冰凍飲料罐打人、會感受到生命威脅留下買路財,等等非一般正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的非有機生物-販賣機會有的動作及反應。13Please respect copyright.PENANAs5VRauHFMI
13Please respect copyright.PENANAsI19xUSXiz
「製造這個販賣機的人思考迴路一定出了問題!」以上是某個來自原世界的學生在慘遭販賣機毒手後的評論。13Please respect copyright.PENANAKmv7TMaAUD
13Please respect copyright.PENANA8ANuDuvaC2
雖然這個販賣機有著許許多多的負面評價,但它還是有一個其他正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的一般販賣機所沒有的優點,那就是──它是一台可以自動換算各國的幣值匯率進而計算出可以買哪些飲料的超高級販賣機!13Please respect copyright.PENANAAUjNckxSq5
13Please respect copyright.PENANA2k52f2DztB
想想,在Atlantis有台灣人、大陸人、日本人、阿兜仔、鳳凰族、精靈跟不是人等等來自各個地方的人需要喝飲料,每個地方用的貨幣都不同,一個販賣機沒有這種功能怎麼可以!13Please respect copyright.PENANAkvYbHa38hO
13Please respect copyright.PENANAmqAacZaOeu
總而言之,言而總之──上面不是重點,重點是下面的故事。13Please respect copyright.PENANAnd5VgpxBpw
13Please respect copyright.PENANASKahGMPPPo
13Please respect copyright.PENANAaBTF3XamKB
* * *13Please respect copyright.PENANA5ktWrhHCsn
13Please respect copyright.PENANAcEnZyOslLM
13Please respect copyright.PENANAKRwRS8VFuJ
炙熱的太陽、燦藍的天空、徐徐的微風,我們的主角褚冥漾在這個美好的下午手拿一個黑色的零錢包、頭帶被零錢包砸出的腫包,遵從某位自從醒來就越來越幼稚的混血精靈命令──買飲料。13Please respect copyright.PENANAF7w8j3QLmC
13Please respect copyright.PENANA0xcCU8dDAv
買飲料就買飲料,為什麼要指定販賣機啊!13Please respect copyright.PENANAKn7Kj3tKqL
13Please respect copyright.PENANARB6VJlDYud
對販賣機有高度陰影的褚冥漾真的是有百般的不願意。天知道他家學長又是接錯了哪根筋,吃錯了哪顆藥,偏要他去學園裡最無賴、最不受威脅的販賣機之王(另一個說法是King of 販賣機)買飲料。13Please respect copyright.PENANA6jUmxHhoXh
13Please respect copyright.PENANA53yKxdKmTc
「如果你投錯販賣機,下個被投進販賣機的就是你!」以上來自由冥府重生的黑袍大魔王威脅。13Please respect copyright.PENANAEADdzww0wT
13Please respect copyright.PENANAqgpH2WyfYG
有人說:「生活就像強姦,反抗不了就享受它。」這句話真是金玉良言,但是對生活在火星上的褚冥漾而言這句話還是沒辦法實踐,因為他始終接受不了在水中游的鳥跟天空飛的魚,還有就是……眼前的販賣機。13Please respect copyright.PENANAnbIGVBqS2m
13Please respect copyright.PENANA7J9ChpPHK0
本該是靜靜等待人投錢的販賣機此刻卻像是站在擂台上等待攻擊的拳擊手虎視眈眈的看著眼前的人,巨大無比──不過它還是一台販賣機。13Please respect copyright.PENANA6M7sPs6ft2
13Please respect copyright.PENANAjaDullSace
嚥下一口口水,褚冥漾覺得自己身心都還未準備好。13Please respect copyright.PENANA5g0MJ9FghN
13Please respect copyright.PENANAV1FFyxtFjl
時間一分一秒的過,汗一滴一滴的流。再繼續等待也只是白費工夫,他還是必須投下那個小小的、由各種合金製造而成的銅板。13Please respect copyright.PENANAUGPKcXezs9
13Please respect copyright.PENANAgqyKrC2wcI
手指緊捏著那個冷硬的圓形銅板,褚冥樣大大的吸了幾口新鮮空氣,猛地就往前衝,投錢、按鈕、搶飲料一氣呵成。13Please respect copyright.PENANAaUqNcyWDvT
13Please respect copyright.PENANAnj1TbvLAvE
拿著飲料就是往後跳開一大步。13Please respect copyright.PENANAMIIkG2hbKn
13Please respect copyright.PENANAJphVPeiVQt
他沒有成為販賣機之王的最新受害者。13Please respect copyright.PENANAtqRedksQwU
13Please respect copyright.PENANAm5M6OKQolv
「呼、呼……」看著自己完好無缺的手臂,褚冥漾彷彿像是贏了冠軍賽的拳擊手般感到榮耀。13Please respect copyright.PENANAalPxgJm0s6
13Please respect copyright.PENANAqNxJrFP5rV
揚起大大的笑,就要喊出勝利的口號之時,褚冥漾發現了怪異之處。13Please respect copyright.PENANA6tIbnkN9Jv
13Please respect copyright.PENANAewXOr2x0aW
不對勁……他剛剛分明就投入了過多的金錢,為何沒有聽見零錢撞擊聲?13Please respect copyright.PENANA2Y02PNIslI
13Please respect copyright.PENANAS7Aly9yqIj
蹲下遠遠望著那個小小的退幣口,褚冥漾沒有看見金屬特有的閃光。13Please respect copyright.PENANAFbjS0uB9yJ
13Please respect copyright.PENANAqx1RJfqqZ7
這販賣機不找零的嗎!黑心販賣機!13Please respect copyright.PENANA8tbPzbEwZd
13Please respect copyright.PENANA0KC9cIJUdh
說時遲,那時快,某個銀色閃光自退幣口射了出來直直撞上褚冥漾的額!13Please respect copyright.PENANANQuv191cpm
13Please respect copyright.PENANAXlB6uDS7df
一枚銀色圓形的銅板正貼在他的頭上,可怕的撞擊力道讓他失衡往後仰倒,接著他聽到代表勝負已分的鐘聲……13Please respect copyright.PENANAdk5jaQKeki
13Please respect copyright.PENANA1YAoiBiYF0
啊──終究還是躲不過販賣機的殘酷嗎?希望他復活之後學長不會把他種在醫療班景仰千年。13Please respect copyright.PENANAqBzIYnfo3j
13Please respect copyright.PENANAtm4xbtSAIg
13Please respect copyright.PENANAqsHjDdVlUE
13Please respect copyright.PENANALfYQO9dbgr
13Please respect copyright.PENANAwOdrocZMwf
13Please respect copyright.PENANAAS7DajM1ED
他還活著。13Please respect copyright.PENANA1ubDxM5vzP
13Please respect copyright.PENANAX8c03mm83I
──To be, or not to be……13Please respect copyright.PENANAB4XPbDkZr8
13Please respect copyright.PENANARGOIBxkI5v
褚冥漾忽地想到這句出自大作家沙士比亞的《哈姆雷特》名言,意思是「要活還是死」,是一位優柔寡斷的角色台詞。13Please respect copyright.PENANA3S77IJISvk
13Please respect copyright.PENANAnJ2eHB1Y6t
To be, or not to be; that is the question:13Please respect copyright.PENANAwnO8Z1ixhR
(活下去,還是不活呢,這就是問題啊。)13Please respect copyright.PENANABhJo7AyDps
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer13Please respect copyright.PENANAeeCKkXnWwu
(何者比較高貴呢?在心智上忍受)13Please respect copyright.PENANAgX1FoAcFVm
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,13Please respect copyright.PENANANlUAKbpW2b
(殘暴命運的投石和弓矢,)13Please respect copyright.PENANAdJ5k6hnD8h
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,13Please respect copyright.PENANAUSHF8BXadz
(還是拿起武器對抗如大海般無盡的困難,)13Please respect copyright.PENANAHPZSWwCIcW
And, by opposing, end them. (Hamlet, Act III, Scene I)13Please respect copyright.PENANAGP8fgEG8rv
(然後,一再抵抗來結束他們? 《哈姆雷特,第三幕第一景》)13Please respect copyright.PENANAnbG9aJ06Xx
13Please respect copyright.PENANAI0O89T4ovG
面對總是充滿問號的火星世界,他也許就像是那位角色一樣吧?13Please respect copyright.PENANAQCI6SuiZ0u
13Please respect copyright.PENANAAhbzWTlBkA
仰望著藍天,褚冥漾難得的在感性思考。13Please respect copyright.PENANA266i1pgPAB
13Please respect copyright.PENANA7qUAIm1NHQ
最後……13Please respect copyright.PENANAhKmJQFZ4hW
13Please respect copyright.PENANAURpUOoqGmu
13Please respect copyright.PENANAyIuE5TK4n0
13Please respect copyright.PENANA9vhctZbYPH
13Please respect copyright.PENANACPbxVXubl2
13Please respect copyright.PENANA9ivvIuw740
13Please respect copyright.PENANA6FPvNkirsA
13Please respect copyright.PENANAwRpWmrK2kq
13Please respect copyright.PENANAzmI0dGe4Un
「該死!早知道就準備剛剛好的零錢!」13Please respect copyright.PENANAYOcZFSwPo2
13Please respect copyright.PENANAcX1EnDeMom
13Please respect copyright.PENANAyVPJ6ZTCt8
13Please respect copyright.PENANA0Hi9HkxXDU
13Please respect copyright.PENANAiK19e3pU1q
~‧~‧~‧~‧~‧ END ‧~‧~‧~‧~‧~13Please respect copyright.PENANAlqzsA8JhJD
13Please respect copyright.PENANAbtzjRsk8Mo
13Please respect copyright.PENANAvguFUVFvPx
莎翁迷請不要砍我QQ13Please respect copyright.PENANAkUtBndVdUh
13Please respect copyright.PENANAEwidXoBSTm
看完不要鞭打鏡玥,我一定是腦袋壞掉才會打出這種文QQ13Please respect copyright.PENANArXwafP6Hwt
有上PTT笨版的人應該知道這篇的標題出自於哪裡XD