有看過特殊傳說第一部第七集跟第八集的人都知道,Atlantis的販賣機有那麼一點點的異於其他機……好吧,也許不是一點點。12Please respect copyright.PENANAeU8SbBOrcJ
12Please respect copyright.PENANALfHm3AihAG
Atlantis的販賣機會咬人、會發抖、會用冰凍飲料罐打人、會感受到生命威脅留下買路財,等等非一般正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的非有機生物-販賣機會有的動作及反應。12Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2bC3ODdti
12Please respect copyright.PENANAwpGAfJUazP
「製造這個販賣機的人思考迴路一定出了問題!」以上是某個來自原世界的學生在慘遭販賣機毒手後的評論。12Please respect copyright.PENANAH0LEmzifWg
12Please respect copyright.PENANAGTPbVff5H0
雖然這個販賣機有著許許多多的負面評價,但它還是有一個其他正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的一般販賣機所沒有的優點,那就是──它是一台可以自動換算各國的幣值匯率進而計算出可以買哪些飲料的超高級販賣機!12Please respect copyright.PENANAswIkC1TMWP
12Please respect copyright.PENANAWc4HKZaEOb
想想,在Atlantis有台灣人、大陸人、日本人、阿兜仔、鳳凰族、精靈跟不是人等等來自各個地方的人需要喝飲料,每個地方用的貨幣都不同,一個販賣機沒有這種功能怎麼可以!12Please respect copyright.PENANAgSrT97bDo1
12Please respect copyright.PENANARflDXBp8PP
總而言之,言而總之──上面不是重點,重點是下面的故事。12Please respect copyright.PENANABpjlOoTRBN
12Please respect copyright.PENANAT103CWa7Cs
12Please respect copyright.PENANA24DCq3q9oi
* * *12Please respect copyright.PENANAbJ2z7a7xIl
12Please respect copyright.PENANAbEOXsAzqqt
12Please respect copyright.PENANADuCOkEXWC3
炙熱的太陽、燦藍的天空、徐徐的微風,我們的主角褚冥漾在這個美好的下午手拿一個黑色的零錢包、頭帶被零錢包砸出的腫包,遵從某位自從醒來就越來越幼稚的混血精靈命令──買飲料。12Please respect copyright.PENANA23Lf1jVzUp
12Please respect copyright.PENANAo71fCvufuf
買飲料就買飲料,為什麼要指定販賣機啊!12Please respect copyright.PENANA0rNi5OYYdy
12Please respect copyright.PENANAwr2e3UR9pH
對販賣機有高度陰影的褚冥漾真的是有百般的不願意。天知道他家學長又是接錯了哪根筋,吃錯了哪顆藥,偏要他去學園裡最無賴、最不受威脅的販賣機之王(另一個說法是King of 販賣機)買飲料。12Please respect copyright.PENANAGyiNNytI3S
12Please respect copyright.PENANAXqmQ1t8QJB
「如果你投錯販賣機,下個被投進販賣機的就是你!」以上來自由冥府重生的黑袍大魔王威脅。12Please respect copyright.PENANADZriHnN7lb
12Please respect copyright.PENANATFN0Bj92dP
有人說:「生活就像強姦,反抗不了就享受它。」這句話真是金玉良言,但是對生活在火星上的褚冥漾而言這句話還是沒辦法實踐,因為他始終接受不了在水中游的鳥跟天空飛的魚,還有就是……眼前的販賣機。12Please respect copyright.PENANAkhfMFr09E4
12Please respect copyright.PENANACRKQsNI6Fu
本該是靜靜等待人投錢的販賣機此刻卻像是站在擂台上等待攻擊的拳擊手虎視眈眈的看著眼前的人,巨大無比──不過它還是一台販賣機。12Please respect copyright.PENANAX4F3RLsmf5
12Please respect copyright.PENANAVLvU5zrYGr
嚥下一口口水,褚冥漾覺得自己身心都還未準備好。12Please respect copyright.PENANAg3nZPToAHU
12Please respect copyright.PENANAfBn60kIkO3
時間一分一秒的過,汗一滴一滴的流。再繼續等待也只是白費工夫,他還是必須投下那個小小的、由各種合金製造而成的銅板。12Please respect copyright.PENANAR5UJtUm5xU
12Please respect copyright.PENANAfONabj5KVy
手指緊捏著那個冷硬的圓形銅板,褚冥樣大大的吸了幾口新鮮空氣,猛地就往前衝,投錢、按鈕、搶飲料一氣呵成。12Please respect copyright.PENANA5rnFb079QX
12Please respect copyright.PENANA1hDLg7YAuN
拿著飲料就是往後跳開一大步。12Please respect copyright.PENANAApMiGpycbL
12Please respect copyright.PENANADLq6ij9GD5
他沒有成為販賣機之王的最新受害者。12Please respect copyright.PENANA99YBJNd18A
12Please respect copyright.PENANAQdmZTsN1sz
「呼、呼……」看著自己完好無缺的手臂,褚冥漾彷彿像是贏了冠軍賽的拳擊手般感到榮耀。12Please respect copyright.PENANAQeU2kyj2Ow
12Please respect copyright.PENANAbTWpfN2uNz
揚起大大的笑,就要喊出勝利的口號之時,褚冥漾發現了怪異之處。12Please respect copyright.PENANAD4y9Z4qAyC
12Please respect copyright.PENANAsnTBGkWD75
不對勁……他剛剛分明就投入了過多的金錢,為何沒有聽見零錢撞擊聲?12Please respect copyright.PENANA1zvqjKNSS0
12Please respect copyright.PENANAwf7Bk3EdYs
蹲下遠遠望著那個小小的退幣口,褚冥漾沒有看見金屬特有的閃光。12Please respect copyright.PENANAxMXKJAo3VU
12Please respect copyright.PENANAVsIXt1tuu1
這販賣機不找零的嗎!黑心販賣機!12Please respect copyright.PENANASNUJOj1VDb
12Please respect copyright.PENANACylKrT62W5
說時遲,那時快,某個銀色閃光自退幣口射了出來直直撞上褚冥漾的額!12Please respect copyright.PENANAJiQLs4OQJW
12Please respect copyright.PENANAIb9xWZrGj3
一枚銀色圓形的銅板正貼在他的頭上,可怕的撞擊力道讓他失衡往後仰倒,接著他聽到代表勝負已分的鐘聲……12Please respect copyright.PENANAZNUfKo7kye
12Please respect copyright.PENANAfE8RBNahSl
啊──終究還是躲不過販賣機的殘酷嗎?希望他復活之後學長不會把他種在醫療班景仰千年。12Please respect copyright.PENANAU246GJvoEn
12Please respect copyright.PENANAilHxkhZQ6r
12Please respect copyright.PENANAlwO0a7mdy1
12Please respect copyright.PENANADy8hgK56TL
12Please respect copyright.PENANA1EL6IwToGK
12Please respect copyright.PENANAXNqbMZLG0b
他還活著。12Please respect copyright.PENANAWAxu4OhdMs
12Please respect copyright.PENANAuo5bESlfpc
──To be, or not to be……12Please respect copyright.PENANAox9IfLWF2q
12Please respect copyright.PENANA6tm04q5jak
褚冥漾忽地想到這句出自大作家沙士比亞的《哈姆雷特》名言,意思是「要活還是死」,是一位優柔寡斷的角色台詞。12Please respect copyright.PENANA0b7MODNT75
12Please respect copyright.PENANA9GmiEXcjXI
To be, or not to be; that is the question:12Please respect copyright.PENANAR1CSI1tLNq
(活下去,還是不活呢,這就是問題啊。)12Please respect copyright.PENANAjnrU6ZOf3U
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer12Please respect copyright.PENANAzwAo7CPSL4
(何者比較高貴呢?在心智上忍受)12Please respect copyright.PENANARQs4gr4Zjb
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,12Please respect copyright.PENANAsFjq3kd4wW
(殘暴命運的投石和弓矢,)12Please respect copyright.PENANAuS2BKaSQz7
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,12Please respect copyright.PENANAuGY7lR3qjm
(還是拿起武器對抗如大海般無盡的困難,)12Please respect copyright.PENANA4Krnj12GuR
And, by opposing, end them. (Hamlet, Act III, Scene I)12Please respect copyright.PENANAZKVkbPCotw
(然後,一再抵抗來結束他們? 《哈姆雷特,第三幕第一景》)12Please respect copyright.PENANA2P3e7yUyYQ
12Please respect copyright.PENANAEoAsruXh1S
面對總是充滿問號的火星世界,他也許就像是那位角色一樣吧?12Please respect copyright.PENANAk6CGLX4163
12Please respect copyright.PENANANO6fDy9XRe
仰望著藍天,褚冥漾難得的在感性思考。12Please respect copyright.PENANAQEky09juLH
12Please respect copyright.PENANAjsA2QbG30u
最後……12Please respect copyright.PENANAuxVPyMLH3q
12Please respect copyright.PENANAwq5EoNbmKH
12Please respect copyright.PENANAOIEEzWhEtJ
12Please respect copyright.PENANAb9LSczBX8N
12Please respect copyright.PENANAo3sbXQwBjH
12Please respect copyright.PENANAv3gYfR4aSi
12Please respect copyright.PENANAcTqZHKeuzT
12Please respect copyright.PENANArgrcq2RQzu
12Please respect copyright.PENANA6K9kweSoe3
「該死!早知道就準備剛剛好的零錢!」12Please respect copyright.PENANAalu7EgAhVu
12Please respect copyright.PENANAseLPeXWVUj
12Please respect copyright.PENANAaWN4eld1uF
12Please respect copyright.PENANAV8r3evu3bV
12Please respect copyright.PENANAUM7hEszJtJ
~‧~‧~‧~‧~‧ END ‧~‧~‧~‧~‧~12Please respect copyright.PENANAQSsvBvSMqF
12Please respect copyright.PENANAfHACb1xwau
12Please respect copyright.PENANAMEHkAn7Pq4
莎翁迷請不要砍我QQ12Please respect copyright.PENANArGwSoqTAnw
12Please respect copyright.PENANA0ayDqUmRcr
看完不要鞭打鏡玥,我一定是腦袋壞掉才會打出這種文QQ12Please respect copyright.PENANA98JEGL4Zig
有上PTT笨版的人應該知道這篇的標題出自於哪裡XD
ns216.73.216.30da2 12Please respect copyright.PENANALfHm3AihAG
Atlantis的販賣機會咬人、會發抖、會用冰凍飲料罐打人、會感受到生命威脅留下買路財,等等非一般正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的非有機生物-販賣機會有的動作及反應。12Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2bC3ODdti
12Please respect copyright.PENANAwpGAfJUazP
「製造這個販賣機的人思考迴路一定出了問題!」以上是某個來自原世界的學生在慘遭販賣機毒手後的評論。12Please respect copyright.PENANAH0LEmzifWg
12Please respect copyright.PENANAGTPbVff5H0
雖然這個販賣機有著許許多多的負面評價,但它還是有一個其他正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的一般販賣機所沒有的優點,那就是──它是一台可以自動換算各國的幣值匯率進而計算出可以買哪些飲料的超高級販賣機!12Please respect copyright.PENANAswIkC1TMWP
12Please respect copyright.PENANAWc4HKZaEOb
想想,在Atlantis有台灣人、大陸人、日本人、阿兜仔、鳳凰族、精靈跟不是人等等來自各個地方的人需要喝飲料,每個地方用的貨幣都不同,一個販賣機沒有這種功能怎麼可以!12Please respect copyright.PENANAgSrT97bDo1
12Please respect copyright.PENANARflDXBp8PP
總而言之,言而總之──上面不是重點,重點是下面的故事。12Please respect copyright.PENANABpjlOoTRBN
12Please respect copyright.PENANAT103CWa7Cs
12Please respect copyright.PENANA24DCq3q9oi
* * *12Please respect copyright.PENANAbJ2z7a7xIl
12Please respect copyright.PENANAbEOXsAzqqt
12Please respect copyright.PENANADuCOkEXWC3
炙熱的太陽、燦藍的天空、徐徐的微風,我們的主角褚冥漾在這個美好的下午手拿一個黑色的零錢包、頭帶被零錢包砸出的腫包,遵從某位自從醒來就越來越幼稚的混血精靈命令──買飲料。12Please respect copyright.PENANA23Lf1jVzUp
12Please respect copyright.PENANAo71fCvufuf
買飲料就買飲料,為什麼要指定販賣機啊!12Please respect copyright.PENANA0rNi5OYYdy
12Please respect copyright.PENANAwr2e3UR9pH
對販賣機有高度陰影的褚冥漾真的是有百般的不願意。天知道他家學長又是接錯了哪根筋,吃錯了哪顆藥,偏要他去學園裡最無賴、最不受威脅的販賣機之王(另一個說法是King of 販賣機)買飲料。12Please respect copyright.PENANAGyiNNytI3S
12Please respect copyright.PENANAXqmQ1t8QJB
「如果你投錯販賣機,下個被投進販賣機的就是你!」以上來自由冥府重生的黑袍大魔王威脅。12Please respect copyright.PENANADZriHnN7lb
12Please respect copyright.PENANATFN0Bj92dP
有人說:「生活就像強姦,反抗不了就享受它。」這句話真是金玉良言,但是對生活在火星上的褚冥漾而言這句話還是沒辦法實踐,因為他始終接受不了在水中游的鳥跟天空飛的魚,還有就是……眼前的販賣機。12Please respect copyright.PENANAkhfMFr09E4
12Please respect copyright.PENANACRKQsNI6Fu
本該是靜靜等待人投錢的販賣機此刻卻像是站在擂台上等待攻擊的拳擊手虎視眈眈的看著眼前的人,巨大無比──不過它還是一台販賣機。12Please respect copyright.PENANAX4F3RLsmf5
12Please respect copyright.PENANAVLvU5zrYGr
嚥下一口口水,褚冥漾覺得自己身心都還未準備好。12Please respect copyright.PENANAg3nZPToAHU
12Please respect copyright.PENANAfBn60kIkO3
時間一分一秒的過,汗一滴一滴的流。再繼續等待也只是白費工夫,他還是必須投下那個小小的、由各種合金製造而成的銅板。12Please respect copyright.PENANAR5UJtUm5xU
12Please respect copyright.PENANAfONabj5KVy
手指緊捏著那個冷硬的圓形銅板,褚冥樣大大的吸了幾口新鮮空氣,猛地就往前衝,投錢、按鈕、搶飲料一氣呵成。12Please respect copyright.PENANA5rnFb079QX
12Please respect copyright.PENANA1hDLg7YAuN
拿著飲料就是往後跳開一大步。12Please respect copyright.PENANAApMiGpycbL
12Please respect copyright.PENANADLq6ij9GD5
他沒有成為販賣機之王的最新受害者。12Please respect copyright.PENANA99YBJNd18A
12Please respect copyright.PENANAQdmZTsN1sz
「呼、呼……」看著自己完好無缺的手臂,褚冥漾彷彿像是贏了冠軍賽的拳擊手般感到榮耀。12Please respect copyright.PENANAQeU2kyj2Ow
12Please respect copyright.PENANAbTWpfN2uNz
揚起大大的笑,就要喊出勝利的口號之時,褚冥漾發現了怪異之處。12Please respect copyright.PENANAD4y9Z4qAyC
12Please respect copyright.PENANAsnTBGkWD75
不對勁……他剛剛分明就投入了過多的金錢,為何沒有聽見零錢撞擊聲?12Please respect copyright.PENANA1zvqjKNSS0
12Please respect copyright.PENANAwf7Bk3EdYs
蹲下遠遠望著那個小小的退幣口,褚冥漾沒有看見金屬特有的閃光。12Please respect copyright.PENANAxMXKJAo3VU
12Please respect copyright.PENANAVsIXt1tuu1
這販賣機不找零的嗎!黑心販賣機!12Please respect copyright.PENANASNUJOj1VDb
12Please respect copyright.PENANACylKrT62W5
說時遲,那時快,某個銀色閃光自退幣口射了出來直直撞上褚冥漾的額!12Please respect copyright.PENANAJiQLs4OQJW
12Please respect copyright.PENANAIb9xWZrGj3
一枚銀色圓形的銅板正貼在他的頭上,可怕的撞擊力道讓他失衡往後仰倒,接著他聽到代表勝負已分的鐘聲……12Please respect copyright.PENANAZNUfKo7kye
12Please respect copyright.PENANAfE8RBNahSl
啊──終究還是躲不過販賣機的殘酷嗎?希望他復活之後學長不會把他種在醫療班景仰千年。12Please respect copyright.PENANAU246GJvoEn
12Please respect copyright.PENANAilHxkhZQ6r
12Please respect copyright.PENANAlwO0a7mdy1
12Please respect copyright.PENANADy8hgK56TL
12Please respect copyright.PENANA1EL6IwToGK
12Please respect copyright.PENANAXNqbMZLG0b
他還活著。12Please respect copyright.PENANAWAxu4OhdMs
12Please respect copyright.PENANAuo5bESlfpc
──To be, or not to be……12Please respect copyright.PENANAox9IfLWF2q
12Please respect copyright.PENANA6tm04q5jak
褚冥漾忽地想到這句出自大作家沙士比亞的《哈姆雷特》名言,意思是「要活還是死」,是一位優柔寡斷的角色台詞。12Please respect copyright.PENANA0b7MODNT75
12Please respect copyright.PENANA9GmiEXcjXI
To be, or not to be; that is the question:12Please respect copyright.PENANAR1CSI1tLNq
(活下去,還是不活呢,這就是問題啊。)12Please respect copyright.PENANAjnrU6ZOf3U
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer12Please respect copyright.PENANAzwAo7CPSL4
(何者比較高貴呢?在心智上忍受)12Please respect copyright.PENANARQs4gr4Zjb
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,12Please respect copyright.PENANAsFjq3kd4wW
(殘暴命運的投石和弓矢,)12Please respect copyright.PENANAuS2BKaSQz7
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,12Please respect copyright.PENANAuGY7lR3qjm
(還是拿起武器對抗如大海般無盡的困難,)12Please respect copyright.PENANA4Krnj12GuR
And, by opposing, end them. (Hamlet, Act III, Scene I)12Please respect copyright.PENANAZKVkbPCotw
(然後,一再抵抗來結束他們? 《哈姆雷特,第三幕第一景》)12Please respect copyright.PENANA2P3e7yUyYQ
12Please respect copyright.PENANAEoAsruXh1S
面對總是充滿問號的火星世界,他也許就像是那位角色一樣吧?12Please respect copyright.PENANAk6CGLX4163
12Please respect copyright.PENANANO6fDy9XRe
仰望著藍天,褚冥漾難得的在感性思考。12Please respect copyright.PENANAQEky09juLH
12Please respect copyright.PENANAjsA2QbG30u
最後……12Please respect copyright.PENANAuxVPyMLH3q
12Please respect copyright.PENANAwq5EoNbmKH
12Please respect copyright.PENANAOIEEzWhEtJ
12Please respect copyright.PENANAb9LSczBX8N
12Please respect copyright.PENANAo3sbXQwBjH
12Please respect copyright.PENANAv3gYfR4aSi
12Please respect copyright.PENANAcTqZHKeuzT
12Please respect copyright.PENANArgrcq2RQzu
12Please respect copyright.PENANA6K9kweSoe3
「該死!早知道就準備剛剛好的零錢!」12Please respect copyright.PENANAalu7EgAhVu
12Please respect copyright.PENANAseLPeXWVUj
12Please respect copyright.PENANAaWN4eld1uF
12Please respect copyright.PENANAV8r3evu3bV
12Please respect copyright.PENANAUM7hEszJtJ
~‧~‧~‧~‧~‧ END ‧~‧~‧~‧~‧~12Please respect copyright.PENANAQSsvBvSMqF
12Please respect copyright.PENANAfHACb1xwau
12Please respect copyright.PENANAMEHkAn7Pq4
莎翁迷請不要砍我QQ12Please respect copyright.PENANArGwSoqTAnw
12Please respect copyright.PENANA0ayDqUmRcr
看完不要鞭打鏡玥,我一定是腦袋壞掉才會打出這種文QQ12Please respect copyright.PENANA98JEGL4Zig
有上PTT笨版的人應該知道這篇的標題出自於哪裡XD