※印量調查中喔→ http://goo.gl/forms/yML4nyhGMH 41Please respect copyright.PENANAELxMXnvLQR
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這一路上冰炎不發一語,褚冥漾也默不吭聲。41Please respect copyright.PENANAxEVcz9EYRj
不是不知道該講什麼,而是他腦袋裡還在緩慢播放安地爾呵呵笑著湊近自己、冰炎瞬間冒出來的畫面,堪稱今年最可怕的恐怖影片。41Please respect copyright.PENANAT1F6kFAbYK
等到發現自己居然坐在冰炎家客廳的時候,那段精彩的片段已經經過腦袋的各種剪輯播放了不下一百次。41Please respect copyright.PENANAzr4x5ZdlSh
冰炎把手上的馬克杯遞過來。41Please respect copyright.PENANAnTN7pSjuCv
「要喝嗎?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAE2TpmabsSz
「謝謝……」41Please respect copyright.PENANAONNtaRWXFt
褚冥漾反射性地接過來,慢吞吞地喝了一口。41Please respect copyright.PENANAVpO4QxRfMc
──啊、甜甜的,好好喝。是蜂蜜水!41Please respect copyright.PENANAfYqfzYIR1j
本來只是機械化的動作,立刻變得活潑起來。41Please respect copyright.PENANAKlzIaB8tZl
受到驚嚇後,來一杯甜甜的蜂蜜水真是太治癒了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAEeUJcAJJxM
褚冥漾高興地把馬克杯喝得一乾二淨。41Please respect copyright.PENANAeKoThDbYOI
「好點沒?」冰炎問。41Please respect copyright.PENANABUaBkpZonH
「嗯,好多了。」褚冥漾拍拍胸口,心跳總算恢復正常。剛才時而狂跳時而慢半拍,如果這是現實世界的話,早該送醫院去了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAHNBFAIeIsJ
「那就好。」冰炎點點頭,接過空空的馬克杯往廚房走去。41Please respect copyright.PENANAVrWhI5lftD
等到流理臺傳來清洗馬克杯的水流聲後,褚冥漾才赫然想起──不對啊!冰炎怎麼好像很冷靜?41Please respect copyright.PENANARkXmnD0gyy
按照第一個任務的經驗,冰炎和安地爾十分不對盤,就連在這次的任務裡,也能從NPC們的口中得知一二。儘管兩人同在廚房工作,還是主廚副主廚的合作關係,但除此之外也不算是朋友。41Please respect copyright.PENANA6oI08layJ2
單說安地爾拿冰炎告白失敗的事情到處散播就好,冰炎肯定記恨在心。41Please respect copyright.PENANAw1NHVxc7gR
所以,剛才冰炎拖著褚冥漾離開餐廳後,不應該是很生氣的才對?41Please respect copyright.PENANAEA3HZfA6pc
褚冥漾不安地蹭到廚房,從牆角露出腦袋偷看冰炎正在收拾杯子的背影。41Please respect copyright.PENANAvBmGrOfLtj
雖然由自己來問好像怪怪的,不過總該關心一下冰炎吧。41Please respect copyright.PENANAHpJAPHQMEP
「那個、」41Please respect copyright.PENANAToz0eyoLHp
「你要說什麼?」41Please respect copyright.PENANA8AxuJlIcND
沒料到兩人竟是很默契地同時開口。41Please respect copyright.PENANAFxkanSpHSt
冰炎挑了挑細眉,雙手隨意抹在褲子上擦乾後,身子往後靠上流理臺,眼神的意思很明顯:有屁快放。41Please respect copyright.PENANAei4CETVNxh
「……你,你在生氣嗎?」褚冥漾小心翼翼地問。41Please respect copyright.PENANAFQCMkf70Ti
「我為什麼要生氣?」冰炎反問。41Please respect copyright.PENANAlEfVWjyrbz
「欸?」褚冥漾張大嘴巴卻開不了口──「你不會因為安地爾調戲我而生氣嗎?」這種羞恥的話怎麼問得出口!問不出啊!41Please respect copyright.PENANAyZlzbIyU5H
糾結的心情全寫在臉上,聰明如冰炎,不用猜也知道褚冥漾在想什麼。41Please respect copyright.PENANA2j5IviKXrI
他平淡地說:「從歐蘿妲突然趕你回家後我就知道了。」41Please respect copyright.PENANA4ST80uM2Zu
褚冥漾傻傻地歪著腦袋,「啊?」知道什麼啦?41Please respect copyright.PENANArPOXh33eCK
這表情讓冰炎瞬間想到呆呆萌萌的小柴犬,不禁有點想笑,不過他忍住了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAbcpOOgDPX6
「我是說,內場外場聯合起來要湊合我們這件事。」41Please respect copyright.PENANARXife2kH7T
「………………」41Please respect copyright.PENANA1gmtnWGWax
褚冥漾震驚地瞪著像是在說今天晚餐吃好飽阿一般輕描淡寫的冰炎。41Please respect copyright.PENANAS9NAvTPA89
原來老大你什麼都知道嗎!41Please respect copyright.PENANA1GHYDnN6FO
那那那那那內場那個被抽到當你戀愛小精靈的人你也知道嗎!41Please respect copyright.PENANAKB0ZFGUcg9
冰炎冷靜地點頭,「知道。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAFdS2aBuTu0
褚冥漾的下巴快掉下來了,「他們、他們好像還想瞞著你……」41Please respect copyright.PENANA2nLtBVlm8w
冰炎冷笑一聲:「那個『戀愛小精靈』一開口全是破綻,害我都不忍心戳破他。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAneaHKdz8W1
「……」別這樣啊主廚大人,你知道人家是鼓起多大的勇氣才去找你搭話的嗎?41Please respect copyright.PENANAlYzdPysGrs
但是務實主義派的冰炎完全沒有要體諒同事的意思,繼續大肆爆料:「你一收時完東西出去,靈芝草就跑來找我,說你把手機充電器忘在休息室,叫我拿去給你。」41Please respect copyright.PENANA62Hpi8MBn5
──人參學弟!這藉口很彆扭!很彆扭你知道嗎?41Please respect copyright.PENANA7LmclSadHD
冰炎還真的從口袋掏出充電器遞過去,一邊欣賞著褚冥漾崩潰的表情,一邊講下去:「我人還在廚房工作,靈芝草居然來拜託我一個主廚去拿東西給你,想也知道有問題。」41Please respect copyright.PENANABbwOk59F5R
──對不起,我學弟很笨很笨跟我一樣,對不起。41Please respect copyright.PENANAcd85pOqBty
「當時我就發現安地爾不見了,幾個廚房助手也不在,就知道他們這是在演哪齣。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAqoMm8Eg9m6
──主廚大人明察秋毫。41Please respect copyright.PENANAsvqu6jJqEF
「反正大家演得高興,我只是配合一下而已。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAcsOwtPncX5
冰炎說完,聳聳肩膀,表示這沒什麼大不了,一點兒都不生氣。41Please respect copyright.PENANAZZc3onEj3g
但是直到現在才被點醒的褚冥漾卻有點不高興了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAm9j1FWPBAR
同事們聯合起來,先把褚冥漾踢出餐廳,再用(很彆扭的)伎倆把冰炎支出去,讓他看見被安地爾調戲的心上人,進而怒髮衝冠為紅、為藍顏,不僅冰炎能英雄救美,褚冥漾說不定還會對冰炎產生感激之情。41Please respect copyright.PENANAzeTpKNoZSF
這(無聊的)計畫看起來挺不錯,實行起來也很順利,但褚冥漾忍不住想:大家都把冰炎當成什麼了?讓冰炎這麼一個對工作認真的人,明知道是(無聊的)陷阱還是貼心地配合著往裡面跳,難道都不心虛?41Please respect copyright.PENANAIfNZRf7rW1
「你真的不生氣?」褚冥漾認真地問。41Please respect copyright.PENANAL2Sx1rIF5y
冰炎看了他一眼,「嗯,除了一開始我以為安地爾真的親下去的時候。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAxpp3ec0ACa
……怎麼到今天才發現冰炎其實脾氣很好?41Please respect copyright.PENANArOALuO1hKQ
褚冥漾頭痛地揉揉臉,「我的意思是,你工作到一半被這種鬧劇打斷也不生氣?工作是很重要的吧?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAtZnP8MLYbd
一般來說生氣是正常的。41Please respect copyright.PENANAU6GM7iQrg5
雖然同事們是好意,但這樣的好意對當事人來說或許有些難堪;至少褚冥漾認為自己若是站在冰炎的立場,肯定會覺得難堪。41Please respect copyright.PENANAdJJ5xDbHVI
如果他是認真喜歡褚冥漾的話,被這樣亂七八糟的手法幫忙,一定會心裡不舒服的。41Please respect copyright.PENANAqf81CsTdcP
但冰炎卻說不生氣。41Please respect copyright.PENANA5I88lff5UJ
為什麼?41Please respect copyright.PENANANgXguTCWhJ
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冰炎敏銳地察覺到褚冥漾的情緒,詫異地問:「褚,你為什麼在生氣?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAls8f3V7dEj
褚冥漾煩躁地說:「我為什麼不生氣!」41Please respect copyright.PENANAxqc88BwhUa
還不都是因為你!褚冥漾不高興地瞪過去。41Please respect copyright.PENANAynzRLlaWx9
冰炎想了一會兒便明白了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAhbxILWwXX8
他走過來,雙手按在褚冥漾肩膀上,輕聲說:「褚,你想太多了。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAGuR4UKWM3W
褚冥漾氣鼓鼓地,「有嗎?」41Please respect copyright.PENANA10Sx7wl23G
冰炎笑道:「他們沒有惡意,又有什麼好生氣?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAeYGKloIK8y
「可是……」41Please respect copyright.PENANAsdcB9qXqxE
「沒有可是。」冰炎捏捏褚冥漾鼓鼓的臉頰,「你覺得工作有你重要?」41Please respect copyright.PENANALFMI8VguX8
「………………咦?」41Please respect copyright.PENANA8v4ONPre25
褚冥漾瞪大眼睛,以為自己聽錯了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAwIapJX1qPn
冰炎勾起嘴角,露出難得的笑容。41Please respect copyright.PENANA038OgwTkTi
「說你笨,你還真的很笨。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAXrvoqOe8TI
他一字一句認真地說:「你以為我是會隨便亂告白的人嗎?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAEh7UByrQNA
──你不是,但是系統是啊!41Please respect copyright.PENANAmrr2j612M6
冰炎當然聽不見褚冥漾不合時宜的吐槽。41Please respect copyright.PENANAoIXKN0aeKs
他捏著褚冥漾軟軟的臉頰還捏上癮了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAWlBpr3G1uV
「而且看到你為我生氣,也算是有收穫了。」說著又笑出來。41Please respect copyright.PENANAw3AYjlaNyM
冰炎的聲音溫和又有磁性,難得一見的笑容更是好看得不行,褚冥漾覺得自己一定是在做夢,這麼會說情話的人一定不是冰炎!41Please respect copyright.PENANAsN8MMfa4Xk
冰炎摸摸褚冥漾染上可疑紅暈的臉,想了想又補上一句:「其實我今天本來就上早班,不過是準時下班而已。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAfCj88hk0wU
……就知道不要感動得太快!41Please respect copyright.PENANANrOB5lpzUo
褚冥漾一邊為自己剛剛小小的心動而懊悔,又一邊為了冰炎說完後勾起的欠扁笑容而可恥地沉醉。41Please respect copyright.PENANA5merXkr5BA
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褚冥漾的充電器被冰炎帶回來了,鑰匙卻意外「真的」被遺忘在休息室。41Please respect copyright.PENANATtimaB0Ld5
兩人把話說開後,褚冥漾就拎著包包想回自己房間冷靜一下,卻悲劇地發現鑰匙沒在包包裡。41Please respect copyright.PENANAb2FnfcuGbF
他跟冰炎互望了一眼,都從對方眼神中讀出「這該不會才是那群家伙真正的目地吧」這個糟糕透頂的訊息。41Please respect copyright.PENANAWr6REYgql6
「我、我回餐廳去拿。」褚冥漾趕緊開口。41Please respect copyright.PENANA4j9VZJSD4g
「不需要,在我這裡將就一晚吧。」冰炎動作精準地接過褚冥漾的包,把人從玄關給拉回客廳內,「我床可以讓你睡。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAiLQcUdncge
「這樣不好吧?你要睡哪裡?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAKMHcYbGBVZ
「睡沙發就好。」冰炎無所謂地說:「你還要再回餐廳拿鑰匙,累不累人?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAIUSOzR9KMK
其實餐廳不遠啊,走個半小時就能到。41Please respect copyright.PENANAB1SbblJ6my
但是系統在此時非常不合時宜地蹦出來刷存在感。41Please respect copyright.PENANAj1GLNeVt4C
『系統提示:請接受冰炎的邀請。』41Please respect copyright.PENANAditO6knl1j
「……」難道我沒有拒絕權嗎?41Please respect copyright.PENANAUoRxjdHCWa
『請主人遵守劇情發展。』米納斯輕飄飄地回應。41Please respect copyright.PENANAqpEJohgqkM
遊戲為了達到任務目標,居然連玩家的意識都不顧了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAdhlUf1mUOj
這還是進遊戲以來,第一次出現這種狀況。先前雖然也有各種強迫,但好像沒有這次這麼強硬。41Please respect copyright.PENANAY0OlCgwuf8
褚冥漾心裡疑惑,卻還是乖乖點頭,「那我就打擾了。」41Please respect copyright.PENANAIg30Kw09Ha
冰炎露出滿意的微笑。41Please respect copyright.PENANAqLXPI3Yftx
不抗議的原因很簡單,其一,跟惡霸系統抗意也無效,這是經驗談。其二……今天的爽度還沒拿到,必須把握機會才不會被關小黑屋。41Please respect copyright.PENANA3u7Ad5Hpdc
想到爽度,褚冥漾就有些奇怪。41Please respect copyright.PENANAaiRg0qcm2t
剛才冰炎不僅捏他臉頰,還牽他的手一路走回家,怎麼沒有提高爽度?41Please respect copyright.PENANApVrYy0aXyw
米納斯的聲音又悠悠地響起:『昨天的爽度也是靠牽手拿到的,不能再重複。必須有更親密的肢體碰觸,爽度才會增加。』41Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8xqyrmjH6
褚冥漾:「……」41Please respect copyright.PENANA57DGLbBwmw
『順帶一提,捏臉頰的爽度只有0.00002%,小數點超過兩位就不列入計算。』41Please respect copyright.PENANAFan3tSaBww
褚冥漾:「……」41Please respect copyright.PENANAhBhayW2MKc
那今天的爽度要靠什麼拿到?比牽手更親密的接觸?比牽手更親密的話,不、不、不就是親親親親親親親吻!?41Please respect copyright.PENANAMQZ0kXbLML
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冰炎正在跟他說話,半天都沒有收到回應,奇怪地皺眉。41Please respect copyright.PENANAdiv1qfivJ5
「褚?你有在聽我說話嗎?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAoPQLKgzfEJ
叫了好幾次後,褚冥漾才虎軀一震,對上冰炎的視線。41Please respect copyright.PENANAcsaSk7tAQZ
「你叫我?」41Please respect copyright.PENANA5yVYNTsk6Z
冰炎踢他一腳,「我說,我先去洗個早!」41Please respect copyright.PENANADOIuADULW9
褚冥漾被踢得身子一晃,「欸?洗洗洗洗澡?」他震驚地喊完後,不知道想到什麼,臉色精彩地紅白綠相交變換。41Please respect copyright.PENANAzHwm9HKgbP
「對,我去洗澡。」冰炎很不耐煩,卻還是重複道:「你要做什麼請自便。晚餐等我洗好早再準備。」41Please respect copyright.PENANA4kKv5kb93T
說完不等褚冥漾反應,人就走進浴室了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAADlCYO4S0w
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先是米納斯說要有更親密的接觸,接著冰炎就很「應景」地宣布要去洗澡,褚冥漾年紀不大也不是真蠢,自然開始腦補糟糕的畫面。41Please respect copyright.PENANAfnjZCLpKm0
該不會等等系統就要發布什麼見鬼的臨時任務,要玩家在攻略對象洗澡時,趁機做點什麼製造親密接處的機會吧?41Please respect copyright.PENANAD49HQihVx4
褚冥漾慌張地低頭看看放在沙發上的包包,又看看門緊關著的浴室──已經可以隱約聽見蓮蓬頭的聲音了啊啊啊要逃是不是就只剩現在!41Please respect copyright.PENANAFwaIJeT8Zz
但是如果跑回餐廳去找鑰匙,等冰炎洗好澡出來發現人不見,肯定會發脾氣。到時候任務難度豈不是又攀升了?41Please respect copyright.PENANAm4mIJ9xYJn
「嗚嗚怎麼辦……」41Please respect copyright.PENANAsuaAKIVQvd
褚冥漾窩在沙發一角,一下子下定決心起身要溜出去,一下子腦中又冒出冰炎發怒的表情,遲遲無法做決定。41Please respect copyright.PENANAlHBGc9KbOk
結果時間就在他猶疑不定時,迅速地過了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAMEjcjEY6Am
男人洗澡本來就不拖時間,冰炎又是屬於比較有效率的類型,不到二十分鐘後,浴室的門就開了。41Please respect copyright.PENANAu206lKPCau
此時褚冥漾正好又要站起來想往門外跑,聽見浴室門開了,瞬間像在玩一二三木頭人,維持著要跑路的姿勢僵在原地。41Please respect copyright.PENANA7XYxLMvZnP
「你又在幹嘛?」41Please respect copyright.PENANAiCewQwjuqx
或許是剛洗完澡,心情也比較放鬆的緣故,冰炎的聲音聽起來比平時還要帶點慵懶。41Please respect copyright.PENANAO6k6vbjm68
褚冥漾機器人般地,一格一格地轉向浴室的方向。41Please respect copyright.PENANA1fKGkrGdHD
冰炎及腰的銀色長髮蓋著毛巾,半乾披散在肩上,水珠沿著肩膀、鎖骨、胸口往下滴,在赤裸的胸膛上勾勒出一條條的水痕,最後曖昧地消匿在腹肌那性感的人魚線。41Please respect copyright.PENANAtOGQXLXovQ
「看什麼?」冰炎挑起眉,順手提了提低腰的褲頭。41Please respect copyright.PENANAzHaZ2iTk2R
褚冥漾瞪得目不轉睛,連嘴巴都忘了閉起來。41Please respect copyright.PENANAlVzwM7qL4S
──一個廚師的身材這麼好真是太不科學了!41Please respect copyright.PENANAXn4XmOIVey
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